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By: landlines

landlines — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 03:31:08 +0000

I can just see the film retrospective now:

“The Trillion Dollar Twinkie Presidency”

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Sun, 18 Nov 2012 01:02:07 +0000

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By: American Patriot1980

American Patriot1980 — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 10:21:31 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=uK9ZFhPodZ8

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 08:17:47 +0000

Twinkies are white cakes, and filled with more white stuff.

Obama will only stand up for Ho Ho’s.

By: Fred 2

Fred 2 — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 05:16:19 +0000

“Twinkies – Volt: I haven’t had a gas attack in years.”

By: trigon

trigon — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 04:58:57 +0000

Things come and go. I still miss Clove Lifesavers.

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MAN DON’T MESS WITH MY TWINKIES NOW! | newjerusalemcoming — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 04:48:28 +0000

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By: Drill and Fill

Drill and Fill — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 04:40:18 +0000

Michelle will make sure twinkies never come back unless they whole grain, healthy and taste like crap.

By: ahlaphus

ahlaphus — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 04:17:10 +0000

These Twinkies are making me thirsty. And so are those donuts.

By: tom daschle concerned

tom daschle concerned — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:53:28 +0000

You know, Barack, you know, could, you know, get, you know, shot, you know, going, you know, down, you know, the, you know, street, you know, to, you know, the, you know, gas, you know, station, you know, to, you know, get, you know, twinkies?

-Michelle “The The Hut” Ogabe.

By: xblade

xblade — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:46:48 +0000

At some point you’ve sold enough Twinkies.

By: MelonCollie

MelonCollie — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:31:16 +0000

Joke petition my aunt’s glasses. Instead of “bread and circuses”, we’d have “Twinkies and television” if Obama could get away with it.

By: The Rogue Tomato

The Rogue Tomato — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:24:22 +0000

Government Twinkies may contain up to 10% ethanol.

WOOHOO!

(Well, crap, I posted this in the wrong thread earlier.)

By: kakypat

kakypat — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:23:49 +0000

I hope someone buys the brand and the recipe, then makes them in a right-to-work state. How sweet would that be?

predator on November 16, 2012 at 8:05 PM

That would be very sweet, and is probably what will happen. They don’t just have Twinkies, Ho Hos, and Ding Dongs.

Hostess owns Dolly Madison, Wonder Bread, Merita, Home Pride, Nature’s Pride, Drake’s, Beefsteak, and a host of regional brands.

By: crosshugger

crosshugger — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:23:31 +0000

If Twinkies were made like the Volt, they would start themselves on fire, fried Twinkies…….

By: Resist We Much

Resist We Much — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:23:10 +0000

New Steyn… Tribal America M2RB: Blue Öyster Cult (cowbell link)

By: 22044

22044 — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:18:25 +0000

Because they’re made in Texas. The Benghazi Bastar* hates Texas.

txhsmom on November 16, 2012 at 10:03 PM

I thought the HQ was in Texas but the factories were in other states. Am I wrong?

By: txhsmom

txhsmom — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:17:21 +0000

Speaking of “diets”…my mom told me tonight she’s on a new diet, the “Hell in a Handbasket Diet”, as in Obama’s been reelected so the world’s going to hell in a handbasket.

By: txhsmom

txhsmom — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:03:05 +0000

Why wouldn’t they bail out Twinkies, Ho Hos and Wonder Bread?

Mitoch55 on November 16, 2012 at 8:27 PM

Because they’re made in Texas. The Benghazi Bastar* hates Texas.

By: malclave

malclave — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 02:57:35 +0000

Twinkie Bailout petition Signed! Because I want to see if the Obama Campaign really will comment on this if it passes the 25K signature threshhold.

By: mechkiller_k

mechkiller_k — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 02:56:15 +0000

Tallahassee: There’s a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna go… empty.

By: mechkiller_k

mechkiller_k — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 02:55:11 +0000

Tallahassee: [Searching for Twinkies] Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious b@stards?

By: mechkiller_k

mechkiller_k — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 02:54:23 +0000

Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where’s the f@cking Twinkies?
Columbus: I love Sno-Balls.
Tallahassee: I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.
Columbus: [eats a Sno Ball] Fresh.
Tallahassee: Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain’t over yet.

-Zombieland 2009

By: Lawdawg86

Lawdawg86 — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 02:50:34 +0000

You know, if Hostess had gone belly up a week before the election, I think O might have considered it. What better “gift” could he have given America to earn votes than the gift of sugar and fat encased in a bland spongy tube?

Yeah, but that might have cost him the coveted loathsome-nanny-state-mayor endorsement, which was surely the deciding factor in this election.