I promised it to you on Monday and now here it is. Hey, remember when I wondered whether the full trailer would reveal a spare, sober portrait of Lincoln or a warm bucket of melodramatic schmaltz? Here’s our answer. Hope you guys don’t mind schmaltz for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, because there’s enough here to make leftovers for days.

Looks excruciatingly didactic, but I’ll probably go anyway just because Daniel Day-Lewis in freaky deaky method mode is the closest we’ll ever get to the real Lincoln.