Update: People always accusing us of banning things ban big sodas in NYC

posted at 2:41 pm on September 13, 2012 by Mary Katharine Ham

It is finished.

New York City’s Board of Health opened up a new, experimental front in the war on obesity Thursday, passing a rule banning sales of big sodas and other sugary drinks at restaurants, concession stands, and other eateries.

The regulation, which was proposed in the spring by Mayor Michael Bloomberg and approved by panel of health experts after several months of review, puts a 16-ounce size limit on cups and bottles of non-diet soda, sweetened teas, and other calorie-packed beverages.

The ban will apply in fast-food joints, movie houses and Broadway theaters, workplace cafeterias, and most other places selling prepared food.

It doesn’t cover beverages sold in supermarkets or most convenience stores.

I like the way it’s couched as a brave new front in the war on bad health. One member of the health board dared to abstain from the vote saying, “I am still skeptical. This is not comprehensive enough.” DOES HE WANT PEOPLE TO DIE?

Opponents of the measure will continue to fight:

Opponents, who cast the issue as an infringement on personal freedom and called Mayor Michael Bloomberg an overbearing nanny, vowed to continue their fight, possibly by going to court in the hopes of blocking or overturning the measure before it takes effect in March.

“It’s sad that the board wants to limit our choices. We are smart enough to make our own decisions about what to eat and drink,” Liz Berman, a business owner and chairwoman of New Yorkers for Beverage Choices, said in a statement.

Ah yes, opponents “cast the issue as an infringement on personal freedom,” whereas the nanny statists “[open] up a new, experimental front in the war on obesity.”

I may never understand why people routinely tolerate these everyday, ever-present intrusions from those who think we’re too dumb to take care of ourselves while also being very cross indeed about a fabricated ban on contraception, which amounts to my “blocking access” by not going personally to the CVS, slapping my $20 down, and delivering access unto their doorstep. The score remains: 2 liberal mayors who tried to ban a fried chicken joint in major U.S. cities, 1 liberal (Independent) mayor who banned sodas, and 0 conservative mayors who’ve tried to ban contraception. This is why the podcast is called The War on Bacon. It is coming, and we must gird ourselves for battle if we wish to save cured meats.

After all, obesity is the biggest threat to national security.

Meanwhile, a Massachusetts pie maker opted out of the EBT (food stamp) program at her local farmers’ market saying:

“The EBT program, or the SNAP benefits, it’s the old food stamp program, and they’re originally designed to provide nutritional foods for folks who can’t afford to buy them on their own. Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, cheese, products like that. What we make are a luxury or a gourmet dessert, which does not fit that criteria. And I just don’t believe that the taxpayers’ money should be spent buying luxury or gourmet desserts for people who are having trouble putting nutritional food on their table in the first place.”

Andrea Taber’s decision about how to run her private business in order to discourage taxpayer funding of unhealthy eating caused a bit of a firestorm. I’d love to see a Venn diagram of those who support Bloomberg’s pioneering nanny-state work via government force but oppose Taber’s decision. Here’s Ever So Humble pie company, if you’d like to show her some love. The owner of the farmers’ market, who implemented the program, has released a joint statement with Taber saying she’s welcome to opt out and remain part of the farmers’ market, and Taber says the e-mail feedback she’s gotten has been overwhelmingly positive.

In other news, organic food isn’t that much better for you, food labeling doesn’t change food choices, and salt’s not really bad for you. Bon appetit!

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He who lives by the sword dies by it.

HondaV65 on September 13, 2012 at 3:14 PM

…you swallow swords!

KOOLAID2 on September 13, 2012 at 3:38 PM

Andrea Taber’s decision about how to run her private business in order to discourage taxpayer funding of unhealthy eating caused a bit of a firestorm.

No firestorm amongst the comments. The three pages I looked at there was only one that whined about it. The rest were quite pleased and suggested they shop at her store.

kim roy on September 13, 2012 at 3:38 PM

White Russians are fattening too but Comrade Bloomburg would have to change the name to White Americans before he’d ban them.

Now it just occurred me how racist white american cheese is. Target the dairy industry next.

Buttercup on September 13, 2012 at 3:40 PM

Heh. Couple questions, FLOTUS…what does it have to do with national security, and do you know what that term means?

changer1701 on September 13, 2012 at 2:45 PM

Do you?

One point Dr. Oz raised was that it was his opinion that the number one threat to national security is obesity. Mrs. Obama concurred with his opinion and discussed briefly how that it is a national security issue as reeducation for troops is needed to ensure that they are keeping their bodies combat-ready at all times.

This point on national security threats and obesity is one that has been remarked on by Retired Army Generals John M. Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton, Former Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs of Staff when they stated in a White House press release the announcement of President Obama’s signing the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010 into law:

Being overweight or obese is the No. 1 medical reason why young men and women are unable to join the military. Research shows that up to 40 percent of what children consume every day takes place during school hours and that 80 percent of children who were overweight between the ages of 10 to 15 were obese by age 25. The final bill includes provisions that can get junk food out of schools, nourish more kids who need healthful meals and motivate them and their parents to adopt healthful eating and exercise habits. Military concerns about the fitness of American children are not new. When the National School Lunch Act was first passed in 1946, it was seen as a matter of national security. At the time many military leaders recognized that poor nutrition was a significant factor reducing the pool of qualified candidates for service. Our country is facing another serious health crisis. Obesity rates threaten the overall health of America and the future strength of our military. We must act, as we did after World War II, to ensure that our children can one day defend our country, if need be.”

http://www.emaxhealth.com/8782/michelle-obama-talks-turkey-and-national-security-dr-oz-show

Since GOP has a fetish for starting new wars, at least we should make sure there are people left to qualify for joining the military.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

Buy one get one free 16oz. sodas with free 32oz. collector cup.

2lbsTest on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

Apparently not, since you keep making the wrong choices.

People that down more than 16 ounces of sugary, carbonated beverages in a day — or “sticky guzzlers” — just have to understand that we’re going to get on with this, with or without them. They can keep that behavior in their toothless and fat basements, not out where our children might learn from their example. And yes, drinking soda is a form of child abuse.

Axe on September 13, 2012 at 3:01 PM

So because some other people are too stupid or lazy the rest of us are being penalized? And you agree with that?

I think you are on the wrong website. This is the one where most here appreciate free will and free choice.

I hope it isn’t something YOU like one day that the government decides is bad.

kim roy on September 13, 2012 at 3:44 PM

http://www.emaxhealth.com/8782/michelle-obama-talks-turkey-and-national-security-dr-oz-show

Since GOP has a fetish for starting new wars, at least we should make sure there are people left to qualify for joining the military.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

Isn’t it nice of the liberals to help us GOP’ers with that by taking away choice. Why, it almost seems hypocritical of the liberals to get the population in fighting form.

You really are a clown. You can’t even get your talking points in order.

Get the next shift out – maybe they’ll do a better job.

kim roy on September 13, 2012 at 3:46 PM

Just like Voter ID you mother$&@(#ing Republicans!

Name one instance of someone getting obese on Big Gulps!

You want to be in everyone’s sex life! What harm is it to get one with two straws? It brings folks closer!

It discourages the poor and minorities from quenching their thirst because of higher per unit costs and the fact that a Big Gulp could last up to 30 hours before the thing was empty. It thereby became the equivalent of a retirement investment by our 99%ers who have a negative net worth due to obsolete cell phones, 3D TVs and video games.

IlikedAUH2O on September 13, 2012 at 3:47 PM

Since GOP has a fetish for starting new wars, at least we should make sure there are people left to qualify for joining the military.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

It’s too bad you guys only have one pro-choice position left. I don’t think that sells well in the long run.

I reject your nanny-state utterly.

Difficultas_Est_Imperium on September 13, 2012 at 3:50 PM

@iowahawk Bloomberg is the only man in history to demand a smaller cup size.

rockmom on September 13, 2012 at 3:52 PM

Isn’t it nice of the liberals to help us GOP’ers with that by taking away choice. Why, it almost seems hypocritical of the liberals to get the population in fighting form.

You really are a clown. You can’t even get your talking points in order.

Get the next shift out – maybe they’ll do a better job.

kim roy on September 13, 2012 at 3:46 PM

As usual, personal attacks are the best indicator that you’ve lost the argument. I accept your apology.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:55 PM

It’s too bad you guys only have one pro-choice position left. I don’t think that sells well in the long run.

I reject your nanny-state utterly.

Difficultas_Est_Imperium on September 13, 2012 at 3:50 PM

If it’s a nanny state unpopular ban, then easy, next set of elected officials will reverse it. Unless maybe it’s something people of New York actually think will benefit them? Have you considered that?

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:58 PM

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:55 PM

So if you are overweight you have no options regarding the military? You might tell that to the many overweight students that asked me to design and monitor a running program to lose weight and qualify for military service. For the most part lack of physical exercise is a culprit not just eating choices.

chemman on September 13, 2012 at 4:00 PM

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:58 PM

If you like your choices to be constrained then enjoy your chains. I don’t need others thinking for me.

chemman on September 13, 2012 at 4:01 PM

The obesity epidemic is caused mostly by lack of physical activity.

The war on obesity would be won if you ban cars and buses.

But of course the nanny statists would not go for that.

V-rod on September 13, 2012 at 4:02 PM

This is an odd title: “People always accusing us of banning things ban big sodas in NYC”

I didn’t realzie the New York City’s Board of Health was always accusing “us” (whoever “us” is) of banning things.

Dante on September 13, 2012 at 4:04 PM

I didn’t realzie the New York City’s Board of Health was always accusing “us” (whoever “us” is) of banning things.

Dante on September 13, 2012 at 4:04 PM

Well now you know.

Buttercup on September 13, 2012 at 4:14 PM

Since GOP has a fetish for starting new wars, at least we should make sure there are people left to qualify for joining the military.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

Apparently, everyone makes bad decisions.

lorien1973 on September 13, 2012 at 4:18 PM

“Being overweight or obese is the No. 1 medical reason why young men and women are unable to join the military.

Joint Chiefs and SecDef mull new policy, “Don’t Eat, Don’t Tell”, that would allow really fat kids to serve by removing the physical fitness tests. As long as the fat kids don’t eat too much in the mess hall, they won’t be challenged for their fitness for service. “What they eat in the barracks or elsewhere is their own business. As long as they confine their over-eating to non-military areas, they can serve honorably.”

BobMbx on September 13, 2012 at 4:18 PM

Scrumpy on September 13, 2012 at 2:54 PM

Ix-nay on the acon-bay!! Don’t give them any ideas about what to ban next!!

chelie on September 13, 2012 at 4:19 PM

If it’s a nanny state unpopular ban, then easy, next set of elected officials will reverse it. Unless maybe it’s something people of New York actually think will benefit them? Have you considered that?

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:58 PM

It’s not calvinball.

lorien1973 on September 13, 2012 at 4:20 PM

So if you are overweight you have no options regarding the military? You might tell that to the many overweight students that asked me to design and monitor a running program to lose weight and qualify for military service. For the most part lack of physical exercise is a culprit not just eating choices.

chemman on September 13, 2012 at 4:00 PM

True, physical activity is just as important if not more. Bloomberg can’t mandate physical activity though as that’s a personal thing. They can however build more running and biking pathways and similar things which they are doing to encourage and enable a healthier lifestyle.

Nevertheless, from medical perspective of the military, obesity is right now number 1 showstopper.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 4:23 PM

Just so I am clear. A woman’s right to choose to terminate a life is protected, yet I can’t choose to have a 32 oz soda in New York City, is this correct? WTF??

Tim_B on September 13, 2012 at 4:28 PM

Tim_B on September 13, 2012 at 4:28 PM

You can choose what to remove from your body, not put into it.

lorien1973 on September 13, 2012 at 4:29 PM

plewis on September 13, 2012 at 3:35 PM

It was first developed and served by a company in New York City run by liberals, and made popular by a establishment named “The Big Gay Ice Cream Company” in NYC. They spread it on a dark chocolate cookie, covered it in chocolate ice cream, and placed another chocolate cookie on top and people in the East Village lined up down the street on days they were serving this tasty little ice cream treat.

Unfortunately the ice cream company will no longer be able to feature it, since the original manufacturers are going out of business in order to develop ‘other interests’ abroad.

As for you plewis: I’d be far more concerned about my own health, were I you, as all of that bile and venom that you’re manufacturing and packing around, can’t be healthy and has to be taking its toll on you, from the inside out.

thatsafactjack on September 13, 2012 at 4:29 PM

Thinking about boot legging in cases of 24 ounce Pepsi bottles into New York City; I’ll split the profits, who’s with me?

Tim_B on September 13, 2012 at 4:30 PM

As usual, personal attacks are the best indicator that you’ve lost the argument. I accept your apology.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:55 PM

PFFFFT. It’s not an attack. It’s a statement of fact. You are an idiot who can’t get his talking points in order. Fact.

I’ll even help you out here because I’m a nice person: You are never going to get an apology.

HAND.

kim roy on September 13, 2012 at 4:30 PM

If our brains were wired like Liberals’, we would be demanding FREE 16 OZ SODAS for everyone!!!

landlines on September 13, 2012 at 4:30 PM

From the NYT, a taste of why kids are getting fat in NYC:

Despite Obesity Concerns, Gym Classes Are Cut

“No, seriously. We can cut the exercise classes and then just ban cola’s and stuff. We can turn the gyms into prayer rooms or some other Muslim ass-kissing use”

BobMbx on September 13, 2012 at 4:32 PM

Wow. I think the only choice that Democrats cares that anyone has is the choice to have an abortion or not. Everything else, they will choose for you.

TturnP on September 13, 2012 at 4:35 PM

Thinking about boot legging in cases of 24 ounce Pepsi bottles into New York City; I’ll split the profits, who’s with me?

Tim_B on September 13, 2012 at 4:30 PM

Out: I-95, Tobacco Road

In: I-95, Cola Road

BobMbx on September 13, 2012 at 4:35 PM

Everything else, they will choose for you.

TturnP on September 13, 2012 at 4:35 PM

That cuz’ they’re smarter than you. Its a gift.

BobMbx on September 13, 2012 at 4:36 PM

One point Dr. Oz raised was that it was his opinion that the number one threat to national security is obesity.

One has only to read Dr Oz’ book “Eat to Live” to realize that, while Dr Oz may have a lot of medical facts in his head, he lacks sufficient judgement to put them together properly … and thus he often utters really stupid and ridiculous statements.

landlines on September 13, 2012 at 4:36 PM

BobMbx on September 13, 2012 at 4:32 PM

Schools should pare down to the basics until they dramatically improve results. If parents don’t want to invest time in their kids’ health, that’s the parents’ problem.

lorien1973 on September 13, 2012 at 4:36 PM

He who lives by the sword dies by it.

HondaV65 on September 13, 2012 at 3:14 PM
…you swallow swords!

KOOLAID2 on September 13, 2012 at 3:38 PM

Sure…that is a great way to get a little iron in your diet!!!

logicman_1998 on September 13, 2012 at 4:41 PM

If it’s a nanny state unpopular ban, then easy, next set of elected officials will reverse it.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:58 PM

Next set of elected official? Hardee har har.
If the tyrant hadn’t changed the law on term limits he wouldn’t be in office now but that’s what rich corrupt tyrants do. What’s to stop him from buying two more terms.

Buttercup on September 13, 2012 at 4:42 PM

Schools should pare down to the basics until they dramatically improve results. If parents don’t want to invest time in their kids’ health, that’s the parents’ problem.

lorien1973 on September 13, 2012 at 4:36 PM

I agree. Reading, writing, and math. Broken up by lunch, recesses, and gym class with uniforms, a locker, and the required shower.

BobMbx on September 13, 2012 at 4:43 PM

Be careful Mary Katharine – they may come after Ham next.

Incredulous1 on September 13, 2012 at 4:49 PM

Conservatives don’t like this ban?

Hmmm … well they like to ban all kinds of other things – like prostitution, at-home whiskey distilling, marijuana (less harmful than alcohol) …

Guess you haven’t read your Bible have you?

He who lives by the sword dies by it.

HondaV65 on September 13, 2012 at 3:14 PM

All of those things were banned by liberal Democrats long before conservatives had any control of the government. He who smokes the weed is clueless by it.

cajunpatriot on September 13, 2012 at 3:34 PM

It’s just that prostitution functions as a kind of slavery, and prostitutes have a terrible habit of being sick and then being gone. And so on. Never really thought about banning distilling.

Anyway, progressives are happy to have kings of the right kind, banning of the right kind. They just substitute one moral code for another. And they are much quicker to accept the control, ’cause the idea that people have inherent rights, built into them by God, is just out the window.

Axe on September 13, 2012 at 4:56 PM

In other news, living can be hazardous to your health; no one gets out of this world alive; and nanny-staters are simply fascists with a manicure and a good tailor.

locomotivebreath1901 on September 13, 2012 at 4:58 PM

Conservatives don’t like this ban?

Hmmm … well they like to ban all kinds of other things – like prostitution, at-home whiskey distilling, marijuana (less harmful than alcohol) …

Actually the Federal Government banned this a long time ago because they were not getting the tax revenue on at home whisky making…….Ever hear of the movie Thunder Road starring Robert Mitchum

logicman_1998 on September 13, 2012 at 5:00 PM

But, most importantly, what does that gadfly Peggy Noonan say? MSNBC and Allah rely on her for all these controversial decisions, the rest of the world, not so much. She’s such a beacon of enlightenment – but not too much light though, just the right amount in order to hide the wrinkles.

Fuquay Steve on September 13, 2012 at 5:05 PM

Schools should pare down to the basics until they dramatically improve results. If parents don’t want to invest time in their kids’ health, that’s the parents’ problem.

lorien1973 on September 13, 2012 at 4:36 PM

I agree. Reading, writing, and math. Broken up by lunch, recesses, and gym class with uniforms, a locker, and the required shower.

BobMbx on September 13, 2012 at 4:43 PM

You guys ad a little vocational training toward the top, sort of a modern shop class or two, and I’m with you.

I’d eventually take the whole thing private though. Go to vouchers entirely for people that couldn’t afford the check, and let them present them where they wanted/could.

Axe on September 13, 2012 at 5:06 PM

If I was in charge of banning and censorship, I would get rid of the channels on the cable that nobody in my house wants, especially because I RESENT paying for MTV. I don’t want all the Spanish channels, we speak other languages here, none of them Spanish. I just want my favorite things and don’t want to feel like I am paying for all the other things. Does it cost me to have those reality programs?

I don’t drink much soda, but perhaps some day I might want an 18 oz. gin and tonic.

Fleuries on September 13, 2012 at 5:11 PM

logicman_1998 on September 13, 2012 at 5:00 PM

“Thunder Road” ….was a MOVIE…not a DOCUMENTARY.

thatsafactjack on September 13, 2012 at 5:11 PM

Ok, so what’s to stop ppl from buying multiple 16oz drinks to make up for the limit?

When are we going to start banning Venti and Trenta Starbucks beverages? Have you seen the total calories and amount of sugar in Frappucinos?!

cmsciulli on September 13, 2012 at 5:23 PM

If you buy multiple 16 oz drinks you will have TWICE the number of bottles to recycle!

Some people like to be kept like pets.

Liberty is dead, killed by Mayor for Life Mike.

Wander on September 13, 2012 at 5:25 PM

Where was Moochelle when I was at the convenience store and saw a woman using her food stamps to purchase an order containing solely Faygo soda, Slim Jims, Mike and Ikes, and gummi worms?

blammm on September 13, 2012 at 5:31 PM

NYC restaurants should be selling soda in Big gulp sized, telescoping camping cups.

blammm on September 13, 2012 at 5:32 PM

By the way, what happenss when govt bans and criminalizes things that are in high demand with the population? People totally change their behaviors and give up those banned things right?

Oh, an organized crime element pops up to supply people with the contraband they seek and all sorts of secondary crime rates go up?

Prohibition and the successful War on Drugs are prime examples.

I look forward to the future War on Bacon where the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Sugar, Carbs, Bacon, Fun, Freedom raid my house for cooking breakfast.

cmsciulli on September 13, 2012 at 5:41 PM

Ok to have gay oral sex in the street
Ok to kill your baby
Ok to put a Christian crucifi in a jar of urine and display it in public

NOT OK to buy a 25 ounce diet Pepsi
NOT OK to have a cigarette in the park
NOT OK to say true but insensitive things about Muslim vermin

The mind of the liberal

Jaibones on September 13, 2012 at 5:49 PM

Finally, New York takes a stand against commies and their metric system… selling soda by the half-liter has been outlawed!

malclave on September 13, 2012 at 5:54 PM

Since GOP has a fetish for starting new wars, at least we should make sure there are people left to qualify for joining the military.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

I’ll give you Iraq (although the case can be made otherwise), but name one war the GOP started aside from that one.

Bill R. on September 13, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Since GOP has a fetish for starting new wars, at least we should make sure there are people left to qualify for joining the military.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

If you dare include Afghanistan(which we did not start) remember Obama was on board and subsequently ramped up operations leading to more deaths there than under GW.

CW on September 13, 2012 at 6:17 PM

How long before pot is legal and Dr. Pepper is contraband?

Fredo on September 13, 2012 at 6:31 PM

NOW Serving: 31.99999999999999 ounce beverages!!!

Varchild on September 13, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Since GOP has a fetish for starting new wars, at least we should make sure there are people left to qualify for joining the military.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

As long as you and your fellow liberals admit that you’re not fit to parent your children and therefore the government has to do it for you.

Just say that, lester. Say that you are an unfit parent and incapable of managing your child’s dietary choices. State that you are incapable of saying no and that you need the police to enforce your dietary rules.

Also, lester, while we’re going after public health, here’s something for you.

HIV prevalence stood at 10.5% among 1889 young men who have sex with men (MSM) studied by the CDC in 21 US cities — a rate twice higher than that among adults across sub-Saharan Africa.

Unlike obesity, HIV is incurable. It also costs tens of thousands of dollars a year in medical care and drugs.

So when’s the ban coming down on that?

northdallasthirty on September 13, 2012 at 6:40 PM

People are always smarter than government.

Look for dual-16 cups.

Cups with built-in siphon gadgets which fill a second cup…

Look for sales of soft drink syrup: fizz sold separately.

And there will be a rash of “Gulp Easys” run by the notorious skateboard rackets…

Etc., etc.

landlines on September 13, 2012 at 6:51 PM

If I were a businessman in NYC and was affected by this, I’d just have a “Buy one 16 oz drink, Get the second for half price” sale on to demonstrate the futility of this kind of nonsense.

taznar on September 13, 2012 at 7:03 PM

How long before pot is legal and Dr. Pepper is contraband?

Fredo on September 13, 2012 at 6:31 PM

psst — dude — you can still score DP?

Axe on September 13, 2012 at 7:35 PM

I’ll give you Iraq (although the case can be made otherwise), but name one war the GOP started aside from that one.

Bill R. on September 13, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Well, there’s Grenada. Our forces have come home from that, though.

US forces are still involved in Clinton’s war on Yugoslavia, so wars are hardly a Republican-only thing.

malclave on September 13, 2012 at 7:42 PM

Next will be a 50 cent tax on each cola sold, to help pay for the medical problems associated with use of this product. writing is on the wall, just see how long it takes for them to make this tax happen, same as cigarettes and alcohol.

la.rt.wngr on September 13, 2012 at 7:54 PM

So if I order two 16oz. sodas instead of one 32oz. won’t I be producing more trash for the landfill?

multiuseless on September 13, 2012 at 9:41 PM

If there are any future big soda ban stories on Hot Air, I will be posting these lines again (to the tune of Baby Got Back):

I like big sodas and I cannot lie

a ban on big sodas would make me cry

when I thirst on a really hot day

and water just won’t do

I reach for a Mountain Dew

TigerPaw on September 13, 2012 at 10:45 PM

Military concerns about the fitness of American children are not new. When the National School Lunch Act was first passed in 1946, it was seen as a matter of national security.

lester on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

1946 huh? So why do we have this epidemic if we’ve been in an active war against it for, oh, 66 damn years?

Govt is not the solution to our problems. Govt IS the problem.

runawayyyy on September 14, 2012 at 9:39 AM

Buy one get one free 16oz. sodas with free 32oz. collector cup.

2lbsTest on September 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

Brilliant!

Alana on September 14, 2012 at 10:36 AM

NOW Serving: 31.99999999999999 ounce beverages!!!

Varchild on September 13, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Also brilliant!

Alana on September 14, 2012 at 10:48 AM

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