Confirmed: Line-up of speakers at Democratic convention is simply terrible

posted at 3:21 pm on August 31, 2012 by Allahpundit

Ace wrote about this yesterday but I didn’t have time to look at the list until now. Go see for yourself. I went through it being as objective as I could about who might be interesting to watch as a young, impressive, highly touted leader of the future in the Rubio, Ryan, Christie, Jindal, Susana Martinez, Rand Paul, Brian Sandoval, Mia Love mold. Out of a list of 75 or so names, here’s what I’ve got — and I’m stretching even on some of these, just so that I’ve got something.

– Cory Booker, who hasn’t held statewide office;
– Julian Castro, who also hasn’t held statewide office but apparently is the best Democrats can do by way of a Rubio-esque Latino political rising star;
– Tammy Baldwin, who’s far left even by the standards of the House Democratic caucus and is highly likely to lose to Tommy Thompson in this year’s Wisconsin Senate race;
– Kamala Harris, the AG of California and certified union stooge, who’ll likely follow Jerry Brown as Democratic administrator of the state’s Greece-like fiscal disintegration

That’s basically it. I’m a little curious to see Connecticut Gov. Dan Malloy, just because he’s scrapped with Chris Christie a few times. And of course there’s Fauxcahontas, the great liberal hope of the future, who’s already 63 and has run a sufficiently dismal campaign that she’s trailing Scott Brown in the bluest of blue states. Beyond that, it’s nothing but no-names; exhausted party retreads a la Pelosi and Kerry; Charlie Crist and Linc Chafee for comic relief; and a few NARAL/Planned Parenthood types to remind America what’s really important with unemployment still stuck above eight percent. That’s what’s on tap this year from the Party of Youth and Fresh Ideas.

Exit question: Where’s Andrew Cuomo?


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Exit question: Where’s Andrew Cuomo?

Probably prepping for his 2016 Presidential run against President Romney.

Doughboy on August 31, 2012 at 3:22 PM

Question is Hillary a speaker ?

William Amos on August 31, 2012 at 3:23 PM

a few NARAL/Planned Parenthood types to remind America what’s really important

they’ll be there for the costumes…..

ted c on August 31, 2012 at 3:23 PM

Why not Cynthia McKinney?

Unbelievable.

/

Cody1991 on August 31, 2012 at 3:23 PM

is allah suggesting that there’ll be a lot of empty chairs????

ted c on August 31, 2012 at 3:24 PM

Question is Hillary a speaker ?

William Amos on August 31, 2012 at 3:23 PM

Unless the headline I saw was BS, she’s distancing herself from this convention. And I mean that literally.

Doughboy on August 31, 2012 at 3:24 PM

Practically the whole democrat congressional delegation announced weeks or months ago they are going to “fleebag” the convention.

So is Hillary, who is going to be as far away from there as she physically CAN be without leaving Earth…

wildcat72 on August 31, 2012 at 3:24 PM

Embrace the suck.

Mr. D on August 31, 2012 at 3:25 PM

They really really don’t have a deep bench. Cuomo, O’ Malley I guess…who else?

They’ll tell you Warren, but that illustrates the point perfectly.

stldave on August 31, 2012 at 3:25 PM

Exit question: Where’s Andrew Cuomo?

Smartly staying as far away from this CF as he can.

Red Cloud on August 31, 2012 at 3:25 PM

because it’s all about barry. even if it could help him having some fabulous celebtard, he will not be upstaged.

NPD. even when neil armstrong died, it was all about barry. hell, even when some Nobody gets married, it’s still all about barry dearest.

mittens on August 31, 2012 at 3:25 PM

This is what happens when Nancy Pelosi tells every one to skip the convention.

de rigueur on August 31, 2012 at 3:25 PM

Question is Hillary a speaker ?

William Amos on August 31, 2012 at 3:23 PM

I read that she won’t be there. She’s going to be off on a SecState trip.

I don’t remember where, but I think it was some innocuous small place that is hardly a burning issue.

INC on August 31, 2012 at 3:26 PM

Why not Hank Johnson?

Where’s the diversity?!

Cody1991 on August 31, 2012 at 3:26 PM

I feel bad for the right-leaning pundits that are going to have to watch it. Sounds like you’re going to be bored.

Question is Hillary a speaker ?

William Amos on August 31, 2012 at 3:23 PM

She prefers to be on the other side of the planet. Seriously.

tdpwells on August 31, 2012 at 3:26 PM

Why not Jeremiah Wright for the g.d. invocation?

Drained Brain on August 31, 2012 at 3:26 PM

Exit question: Where’s Andrew Cuomo?

Printing up “Cuomo 2016″ bumber stickers.

Don’t want to upset the Leftists’ worldview, but I won’t ever be voting for Cuomo just because he happens to be of Italian descent.

mankai on August 31, 2012 at 3:26 PM

Boringpalooza. ZZZZZZzzzz. Bring out the dancing Vjayjays!! Woo.

NJ Red on August 31, 2012 at 3:26 PM

Will the band be playing “Nearer My God to Thee” as Obama’s Ship of State sinks?

kingsjester on August 31, 2012 at 3:27 PM

Toure should be there. He personifies everything that the Commies worship.

OhEssYouCowboys on August 31, 2012 at 3:27 PM

Exit question: Where’s Andrew Cuomo?

Probably prepping for his 2016 Presidential run against President Romney

First he has to get past Hillary in the primary.

Dan Pet on August 31, 2012 at 3:27 PM

The Nuts and Sluts Tour or Night of The Living Dead depending on which group of speakers you’re looking at.

iowahawk had a beauty though – lollapaluterus

exceller on August 31, 2012 at 3:27 PM

Isn’t this the convention where the Democrats go full “Party of Death” ?

J_Crater on August 31, 2012 at 3:27 PM

They really really don’t have a deep bench. Cuomo, O’ Malley I guess…who else?

They’ll tell you Warren, but that illustrates the point perfectly.

stldave on August 31, 2012 at 3:25 PM

Is O’Malware worth even mentioning? I thought he was doing a terrible job in Maryland. Plus he seems like a complete moron whenever he’s on TV.

Doughboy on August 31, 2012 at 3:27 PM

DEB-BIE! DEB-BIE! DEB-BIE!

SoFlaCon on August 31, 2012 at 3:27 PM

My local dingalings Sheiler Jaxon Lee and the Hon. Al Green D TX-09 have to be on that list. I bet she’ll get a new red dress and he changes the oil in his hair for this.

DanMan on August 31, 2012 at 3:28 PM

Question is Hillary a speaker ?

William Amos on August 31, 2012 at 3:23 PM

I believe she found it necessary to do some diplomacy on the Cook Islands, so will not be available.

a capella on August 31, 2012 at 3:28 PM

Kay Hagan…bwahahahaha. She’s probably the ONLY democrat hack from North Carolina that will be there, and only because she’s not up for re-election until 2014.

SouthernGent on August 31, 2012 at 3:28 PM

Probably prepping for his 2016 Presidential run against President Romney.

Doughboy on August 31, 2012 at 3:22 PM

This is the real answer – to his credit he’s actually trying to do it an honorable way: by keeping his nose to the grindstone under the radar trying to fix NY State (a Herculean task to be sure, but he’s governing mostly as a fiscal conservative) instead of grandstanding.

Since he became Governor, you never see him on national TV – he’s doesn’t even do local TV, only radio. Part of this is image management, but part of it is keeping from being associated with the yahoos running the Democrat Party right now. He’s showing up to the last day of the convention just to be there, but he’s not speaking. Smart.

Oh, BTW… guy’s a total micromanager and megalomaniac behind the scenes.

Red Cloud on August 31, 2012 at 3:28 PM

What would be the yin to Clint’s yang?

Alan Alda?

OhEssYouCowboys on August 31, 2012 at 3:29 PM

It’s funny that Obama’s trying to distance himself from the “you didn’t build that” remark by claiming we’re mis-interpreting what he said… meanwhile the author of “you didn’t build that” is getting a prime speaking slot at the DNC. Cool.

MikeknaJ on August 31, 2012 at 3:29 PM

http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/08/30/clinton_staying_as_far_away_from_charlotte_as_physically_possible

“Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, as a sitting administration official, does not have any role at the Democratic National Convention next week in Charlotte. But she seems to gone out of her way to avoid the festivities, as she is traveling this week and next to the Cook Islands, Indonesia, China, Timor-Leste, Brunei, and Russia.”

Not surprising at all, there’s no upside for her in being there. She’d certainly be a net positive for Bambi but her chances in 2016 are much better if Obama loses than if he wins. I assume that’s why Bubba’s not on the list either.

Rats. Sinking ship. Nuff said.

SoRight on August 31, 2012 at 3:29 PM

The only one with a bright future is Booker, and he would be smart for city business to suddenly take him off the schedule. Cuomo is wise to stay away.

mwbri on August 31, 2012 at 3:29 PM

Isn’t this the convention where the Democrats go full “Party of Death” ?

Death & Taxes…two sure things for dems above all else

DanMan on August 31, 2012 at 3:30 PM

Cory Booker has the most name recognition for me. Some of the others do not ring a bell.

Are any of them decent speakers? Who’s going to introduce Obama and Biden?

INC on August 31, 2012 at 3:30 PM

There’s a lot of hand wringing going on about Romney’s “invisible bounce” coming out of the convention. We’re not going to see anything substantial over a holiday weekend for sure. The Dem “dog and pony show” next week ought to be a better advertisement for the GOP than we’ve had in quite some time. Sandra Fluke, Fauxcahontas and Joe Bidenopolous… does it get any loonier than that lineup?

msmveritas on August 31, 2012 at 3:30 PM

Kamala Harris, the AG of California and certified union stooge.

She’s a lot worse than that, she’s pure evil. She could replace Holder and no would know the difference.

antipc on August 31, 2012 at 3:30 PM

Isn’t Hank Johnson going to give us the DNC plan to save Guam from “tipping over and capsizing” ?

J_Crater on August 31, 2012 at 3:30 PM

The only speech worth watching, at least, the only one I plan on watching is BJ Clinton’s. You know he will be knifing Obama in the back.

Indeed, as was suggested in another thread, he may broom whatever copy he gives the Obama people and instead use his slot to glorify how great the 90′s were because Clinton was President…

wildcat72 on August 31, 2012 at 3:30 PM

“You are having trouble with adversity and obstruction you know that reminds me I was in the first Great Depression not your upcoming sequel and I remember there were nights mom and dad went to bed….no no adversity is not about your golf game and obstruction is never really a “good idea” not matter what Eric Holder tells you….”

//Clint Eastwood to M.T. Chair

harlekwin15 on August 31, 2012 at 3:30 PM

This should be good. :-)

Punchenko on August 31, 2012 at 3:30 PM

The dems are now the Cleveland Indians of politics.

trigon on August 31, 2012 at 3:31 PM

So who is the mystery guest speaker, Stuart Smalley?

pilamaye on August 31, 2012 at 3:31 PM

Who’s speaking is a good question. Here’s another one: who will attend? Didn’t Pelosi give the house permission to stay home?

parteagirl on August 31, 2012 at 3:31 PM

It appears most prominent Democrats will skip the convention.

Will President Obama attend, or will he send in Biden instead?

MessesWithTexas on August 31, 2012 at 3:31 PM

Cuomo is apparently off to the DNC, but not wanting a big speaking role.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/andrew-cuomo-convention-dnc.html

Seems that he wants to meet with the Democratic superdelegates and activists, but not be seen on tv supporting Obama.

amazingmets on August 31, 2012 at 3:32 PM

CarMax co-founder and former CEO Austin Ligon

He didn’t build that.

22044 on August 31, 2012 at 3:32 PM

the Party of Youth and Fresh Ideas.

That tagline has LOOOOONG since expired.

This is the real problem the left as a whole faces, the boomers hang onto power and kneecap anyone who dares rise above their allotted station. And when someone tries to sire a replacement, they look at it as a way to grab more power for themselves.

The party will shatter after this election. Mark my words. We may split, but depending on how we are governed may hold together. The left, they are done.

Copies of copies of copies, each new minting becoming more and more illegible.

Gatsu on August 31, 2012 at 3:32 PM

Well, we know CNN and MSNBC will carry the whole thing, wall to wall. That means at least 73 people will see this.

AubieJon on August 31, 2012 at 3:32 PM

man that’s bad.

rndmusrnm on August 31, 2012 at 3:32 PM

Who’s running this thing, anyway? What a debacle.

But I’m sure the MSNBC panel will wet themselves over every speaker.

And Juan Williams won’t see a “corporate wife” anywhere in this group.

Oh, and what about Biden, the intellect of the Democrat Party with his smile backed up with a body. (I love that line).

Curtiss on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Let Biden and Warren speak 24/7. It’ll be enough to cement the election for Romney.

itsspideyman on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Question is Hillary a speaker ?

William Amos on August 31, 2012 at 3:23 PM

Unless the headline I saw was BS, she’s distancing herself from this convention. And I mean that literally.

Doughboy on August 31, 2012 at 3:24 PM

She’s going to be in like New Zealand or the Cook Islands or something like that.

UnderstandingisPower on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Special musical appearance — John Dingell singing a karaoke version of Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s “Relax,” with Steny Hoyer following up with a bluesy rendition of “Don’t Get Around Much Anymore.”

Mr. D on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

I can’t wait for the contrast between Romney’s hopeful speech about the future of America and the hateful one where Obama spends 20 minutes blaming everything on everyone else.

Cyhort on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

I can’t wait to listen to Chrissy Matthews have multiple orgasms over this trainwreck. I guarantee he’s going to provide at least four soundbites that we’ll be laughing about for years to come.

Kataklysmic on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

What about eye-candy Eva Longoria? I saw her name on their list. But will anyone really be listening to what she’s saying?

stukinIL4now on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Kamala Harris is the first female, African-American and Asian American attorney general in California as well as the first ethnic Indian American attorney general in the United States.

Liz Warren … call your office

J_Crater on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

The dems are now the Cleveland Indians of politics.

trigon on August 31, 2012 at 3:31 PM

Ouch!

At least for the Tribe, there’s always next year.

For Barky & Slo Joe…not so much.

GrannyDee on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

OH, and I heard there’s a special “mystery guest” too!

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!

UnderstandingisPower on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Well they do have a philandering husband, accused rapist and impeached president headlining the gig.

jukin3 on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Hillary is going places where she may not even have internet service just get away.
And Cuomo, working on his 2016 campaign speeches

ConservativePartyNow on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Cuomo is apparently off to the DNC, but not wanting a big speaking role.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/andrew-cuomo-convention-dnc.html

Seems that he wants to meet with the Democratic superdelegates and activists, but not be seen on tv supporting Obama.

amazingmets on August 31, 2012 at 3:32 PM

Sounds like he’s covering his bases for 2016. I wonder if Bubba will do likewise on Hillary’s behalf.

Doughboy on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Exit question: Where’s Andrew Cuomo?

Now…that says a lot; this convention could have been Little Cuomo’s turn on the national stage to give his version of “The Speech” that made his father famous in 1984…remember how for years afterwards ” waiting for Mario” became standard fare at Democratic conventions/primaries? The fact that Andrew is letting the chance slide by says more than any polls…This election’s going to be a poopfest for the democrats, and those who aspire to survive don’t want to get stuck smelling of s**t.

marks on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Where’s Andrew Cuomo?

Seriously, no Gov. Cuomo but Caroline Kennedy? I probably won’t watch but I sure hope for the sake of the audience that she has had a few elocution lessons.

Cindy Munford on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

Biden gets to speak right? Enough said.
That’s entertainment right there buddy.
And can’t wait for the drinking game when President Ladies’ Tees gets up there. Straight tequila anytime he mentions what he inherited and the mess he found.
Also, chug a beer after each speaker finishes who DOESN’T MENTION OBAMACARE at all. Hope my liver can take it.

Sugar Land on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

Julian Castro is the mayor of this here San Antonio.

His momma has made impassioned speeches about the Alamo – lamenting that the Mexicans lost.

He loves the camera and really hasn’t done jack here other than try and institute a pre-K program to provide babysitting for illegals.

So he’s as worthless as Obama, perfect guy.

NoDonkey on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

Agenda and scheduling:2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule — Charlotte , N.C.4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN

4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama

4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep Americans in Chains” – Joe Biden

4:45 PM – Rev. Al Sharp ton / Rev. Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”

5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama

5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite

5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and boost the economy.

7:30 PM – Joe Biden nominates Hillary Clinton for VP

8:00 PM – “I really did invent the Internet, really” – Al Gore

9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore

9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Joe Corzine

10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners, Bible readers and “terrorist” Veterans

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq and Afghanistan

11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with
Green Investment bankruptcies

11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards, Nobel Peace Prize for killing Bin Laden.

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama presiding

12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Overlord and Savant

12:05 AM – Atheist Choirs Sing

3:00 AM – Hillary Clinton Delivers Acceptance Speech (Teleprompter is broken)

a capella on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

What about the surprise or is that a hoax?

Cindy Munford on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

There is a reason for the “weak bench”…Liberal/Dem ideas are NOT INSPIRING. They do not attract young, energetic, ambitious peeps…their whole philosophy is a downer entirely focused on power and the redistribution of other people’s money to buy votes.

winston on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

I’ve met Booker, and he’s a stand-up guy.

Can’t imagine why he’d waste his presence at this clown college convention, unless he’s got Presidential ambitions for the next go-round.

DarthBrooks on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

No Van Jones? They need to get everyone pumped up on more boondoggles for Green Energy.

He’s the only guy who can make the case.

/

Cody1991 on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

No Andrew Cuomo is a big surprise, if Obama loses he is their best bet in 2016.

No Manchin either, but I don’t think he would want to show up despite his lead in the polls.

These people are the left of the left.

Daemonocracy on August 31, 2012 at 3:35 PM

If the star list of D’s isn’t up to par, they D’s could always talk about how they united everyone together to bring America’s economy back….

…oh, wait.

Turtle317 on August 31, 2012 at 3:35 PM

Plan on it. It will be the most hateful demonizing convention ever.

ConservativePartyNow on August 31, 2012 at 3:35 PM

The dems are now the Cleveland Indians of politics.

trigon on August 31, 2012 at 3:31 PM

Hey , I know anything goes in politics but that’s really low.

Dr. Carlo Lombardi on August 31, 2012 at 3:35 PM

So far a 40% chance of rain or thunderstorms for 9/6. Here’s to mope and rain!

jazzmo on August 31, 2012 at 3:35 PM

Except for Booker, he’s not a far left guy but IO doubt he’s going to talk school choice here.

Daemonocracy on August 31, 2012 at 3:35 PM

Exit question: Where’s Andrew Cuomo?

Hiding, in hope he’ll be re-elected his next time around.

Liam on August 31, 2012 at 3:36 PM

– Julian Castro, who also hasn’t held statewide office but apparently is the best Democrats can do by way of a Rubio-esque Latino political rising star;

 

This is the guy who can’t pass his bar exam, right?

rogerb on August 31, 2012 at 3:36 PM

They need to pull Truman and the Democrat Andrew Jackson out of the grave to speak. Both of them were adherents of the philosophy that “the buck stops here.” Unfortunately, O and the rest of them now instead have the philosophy that “the mega-bucks are spent here.” Oh, and to their friends (cronies) and campaign donors an additional saying is added: “get yours while the getting is good.”

anotherJoe on August 31, 2012 at 3:36 PM

Question is Hillary a speaker ?

I thought as Sec. of State she was barred from speaking at either convention. Not that she would want to be at this one, she is busy printing Hillary 2016 and digging dirt on Cuomo for the primary race.

talking_mouse on August 31, 2012 at 3:37 PM

I’ve met Booker, and he’s a stand-up guy.

Can’t imagine why he’d waste his presence at this clown college convention, unless he’s got Presidential ambitions for the next go-round.

DarthBrooks on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

Hmmm. Maybe he’s on the road that Artur Davis travelled?

22044 on August 31, 2012 at 3:37 PM

Hillary is in the Cook Islands…very big meeting there she can’t miss…

d1carter on August 31, 2012 at 3:37 PM

So glad i decided not to watch

Heh

cmsinaz on August 31, 2012 at 3:37 PM

a capella on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

That’s it. I have to quit drinking Mtn Dews while reading these blogs. That’s three in one day I’ve blown through my nose.

Turtle317 on August 31, 2012 at 3:38 PM

a capella on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

Good stuff here.

stldave on August 31, 2012 at 3:38 PM

Democrats are now the party of death & despair…..
The democratic party died a long time ago.
Around the time of the Clinton era.
It’s really the Marxist party – led by Obama.

redguy on August 31, 2012 at 3:38 PM

Seriously, no Gov. Cuomo but Caroline Kennedy? I probably won’t watch but I sure hope for the sake of the audience that she has had a few elocution lessons.

Cindy Munford on August 31, 2012 at 3:33 PM

C’mon, who doesn’t wanna hear Caroline? “You know, you know, you know.”

Doughboy on August 31, 2012 at 3:38 PM

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards, Nobel Peace Prize for killing Bin Laden.

a capella on August 31, 2012 at 3:34 PM

Zing!

Kataklysmic on August 31, 2012 at 3:38 PM

Surprise Speaker: Pee Wee Herman.

Curtiss on August 31, 2012 at 3:38 PM

But but people, bho/mo/kids will be there? What else DO you need? Just to see/hear those wonderful faces/voices, shrill/slamming the US/citizens/the rich/businesses/completely cratering our nation on what wasn’t done in four years to complete the job/etc. gads who else needs to be there?
/
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letget on August 31, 2012 at 3:39 PM

Hillary is in the Cook Islands…very big meeting there she can’t miss…

d1carter on August 31, 2012 at 3:37 PM

Oh, drat. I was hoping she was on her way to Togo to keep that sex strike going. ;)

Cody1991 on August 31, 2012 at 3:39 PM

But they have Sandra Fluke. They don’t need anybody else.

cirrus on August 31, 2012 at 3:39 PM

Clinton and Cuomo do the smart thing and stay as far away from Obamas abortion-Palooza as possible.

Valkyriepundit on August 31, 2012 at 3:39 PM

This should be fun…

d1carter on August 31, 2012 at 3:39 PM

The dems are now the Cleveland Indians of politics.

trigon on August 31, 2012 at 3:31 PM

Willie Mays Hays: “What kinda league have you been playing in?”

Wild Thing Ricky Vaughn: “California Penal.”

Hat Trick on August 31, 2012 at 3:39 PM

Caroline Kennedy. She’s been practicing her speech since last April.

“Like, uh…ya know?”

DanMan on August 31, 2012 at 3:39 PM

Exit question: Where’s Andrew Cuomo?

Baking a kwanza cake for Mr Tingles :D

burrata on August 31, 2012 at 3:40 PM

Party of death and taxes.

gwelf on August 31, 2012 at 3:40 PM

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