Poll: What was the Obamateurism of the Week?
posted at 9:31 am on June 24, 2012 by Ed Morrissey
Time to shine a little light on the President’s foibles and vote for the Obamateurism of the Week! It’s a painful task, perhaps, and a little repetitive at times, but we don’t need to get “pissy” about it, either. Just chew on your options for a few moments, and the right choice will come to you.
Previous weekly “winners” in 2012:
- “The private sector is doing fine“
- Declares Lech Walesa “too political” to accept award, gives another to Dolores Huerta, chair of Democratic Socialists of America
- “Polish death camp“
- “[T]hose of us who have spent time in the real world . . .”
- Adds himself into presidential histories of his predecessors, screws up JFK quote
- “When I think about, ah, those soldiers or airmen or Marines, sailors, who are out there fighting on my behalf …”
- Includes Nazi collaborator/Hitler admirer in proclamation for Jewish American Heritage Month
- Obamas griped that the American public just did not appreciate their exceptional leader
- Gets annoyed when asked about number of vacations, doesn’t answer question
- “I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress.”
- “This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility.”
- Blames Fox News for his unpopularity because “they hear Obama is a Muslim 24/7, and it begins to seep in”
- Attacks Limbaugh while remaining silent on Maher contribution to his super-PAC
- Says “when the chips are down, I have Israel’s back,” WH claims it’s not a military doctrine
- Apology to Karzai “calmed things down“
- Uses Boeing plant in SC to cheer manufacturing after his NLRB tried to shut it down
- Emphasizes graduation rates in SOTU, cuts DC voucher program that nearly doubled grad rates
- “Well, it turns out our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult to bring about change that I would like sometimes.”
- Finds claim of unemployment “interesting” because he is getting “the word” that woman’s husband should have no trouble finding work
- Hails Roe as essential to allow “our daughters … to fulfill their dreams“
- Shuts down DisneyWorld in order to promote tourism
- “He didn’t want to take pictures with any more soldiers; he was complaining about it[.]
- Famous opponent of signing statements issues one covering 17 provisions of bill he signed
Previous Obamateurisms of the Year:
- Giving 2 minutes of “shout-outs” before getting to the Fort Hood shooting (2009)
- Obama leaves Clinton at press conference podium on tax deal to attend Christmas party (2010)
- “I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president— with the possible exceptions of Johnson, F.D.R., and Lincoln.” (2011)

Got an Obamateurism of the Day? If you see a foul-up by Barack Obama, e-mail it to me at obamaisms@edmorrissey.com with the quote and the link to the Obamateurism. I’ll post the best Obamateurisms on a daily basis, depending on how many I receive. Include a link to your blog, and I’ll give some link love as well. And unlike Slate, I promise to end the feature when Barack Obama leaves office.
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Hmmm. I wonder if Obama has America in mind when he made this speechifying session
Powerful wind at the back of this “Change”
Key West Reader on June 24, 2012 at 11:56 AM
I was hoping one of the choices would be the threatening use of eating utensils at an Obama speech in front of Latinos.
Alas, this event will just have to be commemorated in a webpage ad.
BKeyser on June 24, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Ah yes, the Ford Pinto where the read bumper is like the handle on a hand grenade.
The Chevy Nova (meaning “no va” — “doesn’t go” in Spanish…)
… and the AMC Pacer with the wraparound hatchback windows… who could forget the Pacer? I’m glad Wayne’s World paid tribute.
viking01 on June 24, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Hey now, the Pacer was “the stuff” back then. If you had one you were rich.
/Carter
Key West Reader on June 24, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Yikes. s/b “rear bumper”
viking01 on June 24, 2012 at 12:02 PM
“Egypt will never be the same” – odumbo finally got one right. Talk about a war on women.
VegasRick on June 24, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Mom’s Ford Grenada shopping car was dy-no-mite until it rusted through. Having ordered a Mustang engine under the hood made it something of a stealth “442″ idling at 35 MPH and you could bark the tires just by putting it in gear..
viking01 on June 24, 2012 at 12:06 PM
“Jerusalem will be our Capital, Allah Willing!!!” the newly elected President of Egypt has proclaimed.
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/06/24/Egypts-New-President-Our-Capital-Shall-Be-Jerusalem-Allah-Willing
–snip–
PappyD61 on June 24, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Thanks for the info, although now I feel sick. I think that every military retiree subject to recall is going to feel nervous about ending up back in uniform.
Kevin K. on June 24, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Somebody like Newt needs to suggest that Oblamer simply should not run for re-election. Zero should become head of the UN instead where maybe he can destroy that too in less than 4 years…
viking01 on June 24, 2012 at 12:14 PM
I bought a Vega that actually had a carve out in the left rear quarter that housed a fire extinguisher.
Seriously. People laughed. At me.
Key West Reader on June 24, 2012 at 12:14 PM
The WORST and most DANGEROUS President ever…
Thx 52%ers…
Khun Joe on June 24, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Or, he could go back to Chicago and organize that community out of existence. He tried to do it on a National level, but he failed.
Obama! Take off those big boy pants and suit back up into your spiderman underoos and GTFO.
Key West Reader on June 24, 2012 at 12:17 PM
I loved both my Pintos. Of course, I was unaware of the possibility of any explosions.
Cindy Munford on June 24, 2012 at 12:18 PM
Waiting for Ed… There is so much takeaway from this Egypt election. The fallout is unimaginable.
Hey. Whatever happened to Libya?
And, why are we in Africa?
Key West Reader on June 24, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Well my dear, as long as you didn’t back into anything or get rear ended, otherwise those cars were sharp looking vehicles :o)
Key West Reader on June 24, 2012 at 12:20 PM
I see most people voted for “Scolding American Crossroads”. I don’t consider that the act of an amateur. That was a calculated move to distract the people from F & F. The leftist media is giving it’s utmost effort to ignore or “pooh-pooh” this scandal. Worse than Watergate…worse than Iran-Contra.
Jarhead68 on June 24, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Though putting the gas tank forward of the rear axle wasn’t the greatest idea much of that was media hype because just about any gas tank could leak if hit hard enough. Against a cement truck or a bus pretty much any car would be bad news.
I knew a few people whose college cars were Corvairs the ones which Ralph Nader smeared to make his loot. I think they were fairly pleased with those Corvairs.
viking01 on June 24, 2012 at 12:25 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/10/14/obama-sends-us-troops-to-central-africa-to-aid-campaign-against-rebel-group/
Obama sent troops to Central Africa in October 2011.
http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/15/12238938-us-official-russia-sends-troops-to-syria-as-peace-hopes-fade?lite
Russia sends troops to Syria
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/08/18/sources-us-call-for-assad-departure-imminent/
Obama calls for Assad to step down.
http://thenewpolitical.com/2011/02/28/obama-calls-on-gaddafi-to-step-down-as-protestors-take-control-of-libya/
Obama calls for Libyan president to step down.
………………. Silence
Key West Reader on June 24, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Just as a humorous aside to the drudgery of slogging through the Zero’s latest incompetence — to respond to the car stuff I inadvertently started (sorry!), had to add this:
Recently I went to a junkyard looking for some parts and stumbled upon a decent collection of old Japanese econoboxes in back, growing up with weeds….
I found – in addition to Pinto and a Vega…..
A 1969 Toyota Corona
1977 Datsun F-10 (acclaimed by many was the ugliest Japanese import ever)
1977 Datsun 200-SX (second ugliest to many, but ugliest to me)
1978 Datsun B-210 (couldn’t kill then)
1975 Mazda RX-3
So… I decided to it in them all and reminisce – and then to get in the “back seat” of these cars. With my old joints, it was hard and painful!
I just started helplessly laughing. Couldn’t stop – once I wedged myself into the back of the B-210.
How did Americans of that era shoehorn themselves into those things? Your head was boxed in by side pillars and the roof, about 4 to inches clearance in all direction. You were actually PART of the CAR!! No room to move. The insanity of the unsafety just made me lose it. And I lost it some more it was remembering that in high school, before my friends and I could drive, the lady with the B-210 would put two of us in the front seat and FOUR ACROSS in the back seat – and then try to make it up the hill to school. You could feel your seatmate’s ribs expanding with each breath!!!.
The memory that made me completely lose it was of another friend’s B-210 – that we would take “curb jumping at night.” Four or five of us crammed in there – actually pressed up against the car’s interior – and he gets a long approach run going and then pops the right wheels up onto the sidewalk where there was a long stretch w/o a driveway or poles on the sidewalk…. floor it up to 35 mph – flying down the street half on and half off the sidewalk – and then when the driveway came, he’d gun it and swerve left and launch the car into the air off the far side of the driveway – back into the street… all of us laughing like maniacs as the B-210 would crash down on the suspension and then take one crashing bounce up into the air as we all mashed into one another in the back seat and our heads bounced off the roof and side windows…..
The trip to the junkyard brought it all back and I went home light of heart.
We were crazy.
OT off/
Thanks for indulging
cane_loader on June 24, 2012 at 12:51 PM
He was bored with all that talk about economics and such, and no one really caring about what he thought or had to say. No point thinking about it and trying to take it seriously anyway, as he already knows socialism is the wave of the future. He wanted to smoke a cigarette but could not. So, like a bored adolescent girl, he chewed gum.
farsighted on June 24, 2012 at 12:53 PM
I see Corvairs fetching decent prices at the car show in Daytona that I go to every Thanksgiving.
Cindy Munford on June 24, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Powerful wind at the back of this “Change”
Key West Reader on June 24, 2012 at 11:56 AM
“Egypt will never be the same” – odumbo finally got one right. Talk about a war on women.
VegasRick on June 24, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Change uou can believe in :)…
jimver on June 24, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Clearly number four. Easily, and with irony too.
Bmore on June 24, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Obama is just misunderstood; these are all easily explainable:
- Urges action to protect jobs of teachers and first responders Obama already claims on WH website to have saved — so that he doesn’t have to “save them again” with another trillion-dollar stimulus?
- WaPo review of Obama presser: “The president says “uhhh” too much.” — this is because he’s an idiot…surely you wouldn’t mock an idiot, would you?
- Chewing gum throughout Group of 20 summit with world leaders — it was tense, and he really, really needed
to smoke a faga cigarette…you understand.- Scolds American Crossroads for lack of transparency … on same day Obama asserted executive privilege in Fast & Furious probe — yeah, but … Koch brothers! or something.
- WaPo: Obama gets kind of thin-skinned when his tactics are used against him — but, as noted above, he’s an idiot and has affirmative action support; you wouldn’t expect a level playing field for an affirmative action idiot, would you?
Jaibones on June 24, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Somebody asked OBozo if he wanted chewing gum, and he thought it was Choom Gum, so he said that he would take it to the limit.
onlineanalyst on June 24, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I went for the chewing gum thing b ecause it so forcefully demonstrated what a class-less rube we have representing us.
catsandbooks on June 24, 2012 at 2:12 PM
You’re not kidding. I saw someone chomping away at church this morning. Have these adults not learned any decorum?
O was probably trying to get his money’s worth in nicotine delivery.
onlineanalyst on June 24, 2012 at 2:18 PM
2,3,4 and 5 are all the hallmarks of a petulant, spoiled brat. How interesting that they would all be displayed by the ‘Smartest President Evah!’
Like Otter said …”What a Tool.”
a5minmajor on June 24, 2012 at 2:28 PM
You could do stuff like that with the old 70-series tires. With the low-profile tires a lot of us use now, a bad pothole can tear up a sidewall.
slickwillie2001 on June 24, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Jokers, the world over, are indignant.
Next week the “wedding proceeds” and “Obama is your husband too”, adn “reelect Obama for the children” should make it onto the list of circus jokes.
Schadenfreude on June 24, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Three of the best cars I ever owned (as ‘basic’ transportation) were Corvairs. Two “cheeseboxes” and a Spyder convertible.
Nader really screwed America when he decided to destroy that car.
Solaratov on June 24, 2012 at 3:06 PM
…oh…anyway…that’s how I read it!
KOOLAID2 on June 24, 2012 at 3:10 PM
Obumbles is about as transparent as a cinderblock wall.
Now that I think about it……apply said metaphor to his intelligence also.
Tim_CA on June 24, 2012 at 3:28 PM
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I got my very first ticket in a Corvair. I was a year short of my licence but warming the car up in the driveway for my sister (her car) and yes she was in college and liked that car.
I decided it would be cool to back out and then pull back into the driveway. The Corvair stalled and would not restart… A cop came by about a minute after I pulled out… Very bad luck huh?
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I never did like that car after that.
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RalphyBoy on June 24, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Egyptian beats pregnant wife to death for not voting for Mursi
http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2012/06/24/…
Green eyed Lady on June 24, 2012 at 4:22 PM
#4 Scolds American Crossroads for lack of transparency … on same day Obama asserted executive privilege in Fast & Furious probe
Choombama is “pissy.” … whatever the subject may be.
Green eyed Lady on June 24, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Wow, that was painful. I was out of town most of the week, so I just read all five OOTDs at once. Can someone pass me the Tums, please?
john1v6 on June 24, 2012 at 10:36 PM
I voted for the one with Obama asserting executive privilege on the same day he demands transparency from an opposing group.
But really, it doesn’t even matter that he demanded transparency on the same day. The very fact that Obama asserted executive privilege took an issue he could label as “hyper-partisan” while the media studiously pretended nothing ever happened and turned it into a story that nobody could ever ignore again.
Oopsie!
There Goes The Neighborhood on June 25, 2012 at 12:48 AM
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