“Ricky Hollywood” saga turning out exactly as expected

posted at 6:01 pm on May 24, 2012 by Allahpundit

Gotta blog it. We were there when he rose to stardom at the 2008 convention by putting on a tie and looking uncomfortable. We were with him through the glory years, when he conquered Hollywood by appearing in a random music video and being shunned at parties. We stuck with him through the tough times, when his favorable rating back home sunk so low that he briefly became the only man in America capable of losing to John Edwards in an election. And now we’re here for the final chapter. Or rather, the near-final chapter: I think Ace is right that the next step will be to reclaim virtue. For a while.

Any sympathy for a young guy who got famous overnight and wasn’t prepared to deal with it? C’mon. He may be a backstabber and, allegedly, prone to shirking his financial obligations, and yeah, he might have foolishly blown tons of money on frivolous nonsense. But that doesn’t make him irredeemable. It makes him qualified to serve in Congress.

Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Levi Johnston, is now penniless and living in his mother’s Alaska home, a source tells Us Weekly.

“Levi made more than $1 million and squandered it on guns, boats and four-wheelers,” the source says of Playgirl’s winter 2010 cover model, 22.

The cash certainly didn’t go to Palin, 21, for their 3-year-old, Tripp. “Levi hasn’t paid child support in nearly two years,” says another insider. “And he has little contact with Tripp.”

Meanwhile, the onetime mayoral hopeful is expecting a daughter with girlfriend Sunny Oglesby. (They told Inside Edition they plan to name her Breeze Beretta, after the gun.) Says the first source, “Levi is confused about his life.”

How on earth did Johnston make more than a million dollars? He was in Playgirl and that commercial for pistachios, and he did that music video and … what else? It can’t be the book, which is currently #228,226 on the Amazon bestseller list less than a year after publication. Have we now reached the point culturally where fame can be monetized for seven figures even when it’s built on no discernible skill or talent of any kind? Exit answer: Yes.


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There’s big money in pistachios.

Cicero43 on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

15:02

portlandon on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Is this a great country or what? Where else could a no-talent, no ethics clown make a cool million being an ass.

GarandFan on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Jenfidel stands by him.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Can’t even become a Hustler Hire?

ConcealedKerry on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Since he’s back in Alaska, I’ll give him twenty bucks if he’ll let a moose fart in his face.

radjah shelduck on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Couldn’t happen to a nicer f**king guy.

All Levi needs is to have an encounter session with a Mama Kodiak Bear.

victor82 on May 24, 2012 at 6:06 PM

Karma, she is a beyatch.

msupertas on May 24, 2012 at 6:06 PM

now reached the point culturally where fame can be monetized for seven figures even when it’s built on no discernible skill or talent of any kind

All that’s left for him now are the Kardashians.

stukinIL4now on May 24, 2012 at 6:06 PM

I was expecting male porn star or he was coming out (fake coming out just for attention)……. And say what you want about Levi, leave my Kimmy alone! ;) lol

ThePrez on May 24, 2012 at 6:06 PM

If Bluto Blutarski can make it to the Senate our boy Levi can too.

What? That wasn’t real?….

SteveMG on May 24, 2012 at 6:07 PM

The only thing he has left is Gay Porn.

portlandon on May 24, 2012 at 6:07 PM

is now penniless and living in his mother’s Alaska home, a source tells Us Weekly.

“Levi made more than $1 million and squandered it

Karma and all that…..

Admit it… everyone loves a good trainwreck.

maineconservative on May 24, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Hollywood. “You can’t make a living, but you can be rich.” (See John Goodman, 1:04-1:10)

de rigueur on May 24, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Is this a great country or what? Where else could a no-talent, no ethics clown make a cool million being an ass.

GarandFan on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Enough about Obama, what are your thoughts on Levi?

ThePrez on May 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Ace is right about his future: gay porn.

The question is whether that’s before his religious awakening or afterward.

Which is first?

SteveMG on May 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

He wouldn’t have made that kind of money of he was the baby daddy of a
Liberal politico’s child. The palin factor contributed significantly to his fame. She should get a cut of his revenues.

earlgrey133 on May 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

First!
Does this thing still jump back in time?

ConcealedKerry on May 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Johnston is a Johnson.

msupertas on May 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Has he come out for gay marriage yet?

Rocks on May 24, 2012 at 6:10 PM

He wouldn’t have made that kind of money of he was the baby daddy of a
Liberal politico’s child. The palin factor contributed significantly to his fame. She should get a cut of his revenues.

earlgrey133 on May 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Ten percent of jack sh*t is still jack sh*t.

victor82 on May 24, 2012 at 6:10 PM

Wasn’t some D-list comedian paying him to be her boytoy? That had to cost her a lot.

meci on May 24, 2012 at 6:10 PM

Does it make any difference how many books are sold if there was a healthy advance? I’m not a big fan of picking on the young and inexperienced when they have done exactly what we all predicted. I hope he stays at home, gets a job and grows up out of the spotlight.

Cindy Munford on May 24, 2012 at 6:10 PM

Can’t Bristol garnish this waste of airs wages?
What kind of professional baby maker laws does Alasker have?
Thousands will be movin their if’n they can git away without payin for their fornicatin!

ConcealedKerry on May 24, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Loser ends up a loser. Same story. Different day.

JAM on May 24, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Jenfidel stands by him.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Snort.

katy the mean old lady on May 24, 2012 at 6:11 PM

BTW. Was there any person in America more disappointed with Palin’s decision not to run for POTUS than Ricky Hollywood?

Rocks on May 24, 2012 at 6:12 PM

What about his Hollywood pals? Kathy whatsherface? Can’t she get him a job?

Blake on May 24, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Have we now reached the point culturally where fame can be monetized for seven figures even when it’s built on no discernible skill or talent of any kind?

2008 it was good enough for 52% to elect it as president.

Morally Kim Kardashian beats the DC cabal by miles.She dont take anyones freedom or money by force.

the_nile on May 24, 2012 at 6:13 PM

Is this a great country or what? Where else could a no-talent, no ethics clown make a cool million being an ass.

GarandFan on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Enough about Obama, what are your thoughts on Levi?

ThePrez on May 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Wait a sec, has anyone actually seen Obozo and Levi in the same room at the same time?

Western_Civ on May 24, 2012 at 6:15 PM

Enough about Obama, what are your thoughts on Levi?

ThePrez on May 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Heh, shut ‘er down.

antipc on May 24, 2012 at 6:16 PM

“That, or, of course, Gay Porn.”

We called two years ago…

Seven Percent Solution on May 24, 2012 at 6:16 PM

I’m thinking back to the PDSers who used to meet every Levi story with absolute glee, as if the guy was going to be around forever, as well as scooping lots and lots of dirt on SP herself. Now the guy’s dropped off the edge of the globe and I guess all that’s left is ragging on Palin’s endorsements and licking Mitt’s shoes.

ddrintn on May 24, 2012 at 6:16 PM

Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Levi Johnston, is now penniless and living in his mother’s Alaska home, a source tells Us Weekly.

“Levi made more than $1 million and squandered it on guns, boats and four-wheelers,” the source says of Playgirl’s winter 2010 cover model, 22.

Wow who would have seen that coming? Answer- Everybody but Johnston.

But I don’t think that we’ve seen the last of Johnston. There is a whole menu of b-level reality shows that would love to have this moron among the cast.

Happy Nomad on May 24, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Wasn’t some D-list comedian paying him to be her boytoy? That had to cost her a lot.

meci on May 24, 2012 at 6:10 PM

He probably got money both from the democrat and GOP enemies of Palin. Now they dont need him.

the_nile on May 24, 2012 at 6:18 PM

His number is still the someones blackberry to be use and abused if Sarah does anything that needs to be elected by the people or be given consent of the senate.

If Sarah is (fill in the blank) in the Romney Administration, He will have a show on MSNBC after they clean up the tears and the men in the clean white coats finish all rides to the funny farm.

tjexcite on May 24, 2012 at 6:22 PM

He may be a backstabber and, allegedly, prone to shirking his financial obligations, and yeah, he might have foolishly blown tons of money on frivolous nonsense. But that doesn’t make him irredeemable. It makes him qualified to serve in Congress.

excerpt: Allahpundit

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YES ! ! ! + + + + + + + + : )

listens2glenn on May 24, 2012 at 6:22 PM

My advice to Levi is to do a porn.It’ll get him a quick $50k. It’s not like he’s got a reputation to lose. After the porn he can turn some high end trix. And in a few years he can work the Holiday Inns. Keep in shape and he can make an OK living until around 40.

BoxHead1 on May 24, 2012 at 6:22 PM

Levi Johnston Penniless, Living With His Mom
His mom the drug dealer? This will end well…:)

idesign on May 24, 2012 at 6:22 PM

Jenfidel stands by him.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Heh.

What?

ladyingray on May 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM

Does the meth addiction come before or after the gay porn?

Jeddite on May 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM

“Levi made more than $1 million and squandered it on guns, boats and four-wheelers,” the source says of Playgirl’s winter 2010 cover model, 22.

This doesn’t even make any sense. If he had spent all his money on these things, then he would be able to sell them and at least have a couple hundred thousand (at the worst). No, you can’t really squander money on real assets that last. Did he crash all his boats and keep buying new ones? Did he lose all his four wheelers? Did someone steal all the guns?

How can someone even make such a stupid statement like this? He must have spent the money on things that required tons of maintenance and had no value after a couple of years. Not guns. Not boats. Not four wheelers – what did he buy, 1,000 four wheelers and just park them and forget them?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM

Have we now reached the point culturally where fame can be monetized for seven figures even when it’s built on no discernible skill or talent of any kind?

I have no doubt that when the Obama’s leave Washington in January we are in store for a reality show called something like “Stayin’ in touch with the Obamas.” It is your typical fish out of water reality show where the Obamas move back into their Chicago home and adjust to life out outside the White House. Michelle will fume that chef hasn’t consulted her about the menu nor stocked the kitchen. Barry will sit in the back seat of the car for twenty minutes before he realizes that he is the driver. The first season will climax in a “dramatic” moment as Barry gets in a fender bender when he forgets that ex-Presidents don’t get motorcades and he blows through a red light at the height of Chicago traffic.

Happy Nomad on May 24, 2012 at 6:24 PM

GarandFan on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM
Says it all.

I do feel sorry for a kid that now has to admit that’s his dad.

katablog.com on May 24, 2012 at 6:25 PM

How on earth did Johnston make more than a million dollars? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It can’t be the book, which is currently #228,226 on the Amazon bestseller list less than a year after publication.

excerpt: Allahpundit

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Did any of it come from Soros?

listens2glenn on May 24, 2012 at 6:26 PM

That was one big plate of delicious snarky goodness!

But that doesn’t make him irredeemable. It makes him qualified to serve in Congress.

Snort. Hey, didn’t he ALSO toy around with the likes of Kathy Griffin at some point in his illustrious “career”? I seem to recall her being “broken hearted” over the breakup. Seems like they would have been the perfect couple!

scalleywag on May 24, 2012 at 6:26 PM

How can someone even make such a stupid statement like this? He must have spent the money on things that required tons of maintenance and had no value after a couple of years. Not guns. Not boats. Not four wheelers – what did he buy, 1,000 four wheelers and just park them and forget them?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM

How about the idea he bought them and gave them to all his grifter “friends?” Maybe he did liquidate? Does it really matter that much?

Happy Nomad on May 24, 2012 at 6:27 PM

i love the way this was written… so snarky, lol.

Sachiko on May 24, 2012 at 6:28 PM

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM

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You beat me to it . . . . . and that’s a GREAT question.

If he had those resources, then you would think that Bristol could sue him and collect.

listens2glenn on May 24, 2012 at 6:30 PM

15:02

portlandon on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

So, this is what it looks like beyond the fame time limit…LOL.

d1carter on May 24, 2012 at 6:30 PM

…I think he qualifies for a job in JugEars administration!
Does he have high cheekbones?

KOOLAID2 on May 24, 2012 at 6:31 PM

Meanwhile, the onetime mayoral hopeful is expecting a daughter with girlfriend Sunny Oglesby. (They told Inside Edition they plan to name her Breeze Beretta, after the gun.)

And they called Bristol Palin the most stupid girl in the town. What does it say about Ms. Oglesby that she hooked up with this idiot after seeing how he took on his responsibilities as a sperm donor?

Happy Nomad on May 24, 2012 at 6:31 PM


what did he buy, 1,000 four wheelers and just park them and forget them?

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM

I don’t think $1,000,000 means what you think it means!

1000 X $3000 = $3,000,000. Thats some cheap four wheelers.

ConcealedKerry on May 24, 2012 at 6:32 PM

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM

.
How about the idea he bought them and gave them to all his grifter “friends?” Maybe he did liquidate? Does it really matter that much?

Happy Nomad
on May 24, 2012 at 6:27 PM

.
It matters to the young, single mother of his child, who hasn’t received any support from him for two years.

listens2glenn on May 24, 2012 at 6:33 PM

he’s in the same category as meggie mac.

tangential celebrity.

you heard it here first.

ted c on May 24, 2012 at 6:34 PM

But that doesn’t make him irredeemable. It makes him qualified to serve in Congress.

How dare you insult the irredeemable. :P

Myron Falwell on May 24, 2012 at 6:34 PM

Kathy Griffin pays for it?

Jim Treacher on May 24, 2012 at 6:34 PM

Jenfidel stands by him.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Heh.

What?

ladyingray on May 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM

When the US Weekly story came out saying that Bristol and Levi were getting back together, commenter Jenfidel defended the idea while most everyone else thought Bristol was a fool and it was going to hurt her mom politically. I haven’t seen Jenfidel around since Palin announced she wasn’t running.

Kataklysmic on May 24, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Kathy Griffin pays for it?

Jim Treacher on May 24, 2012 at 6:34 PM

Less hassle than trolling for dates at a school for the blind.

Kataklysmic on May 24, 2012 at 6:36 PM

Jim Treacher on May 24, 2012 at 6:34 PM

LOL

d1carter on May 24, 2012 at 6:36 PM

Poor kid. He had to move back in with mom. Must be another victim of prezzy’s wonderful economy.

Kissmygrits on May 24, 2012 at 6:38 PM

So if he had a million dollars how come none of it was taken for child support? I’m not buying it. I think someone’s making up dollar amounts just to attempt to make this loser sound like he actually had something.

Deanna on May 24, 2012 at 6:38 PM

When the US Weekly story came out saying that Bristol and Levi were getting back together, commenter Jenfidel defended the idea while most everyone else thought Bristol was a fool and it was going to hurt her mom politically. I haven’t seen Jenfidel around since Palin announced she wasn’t running.

Kataklysmic on May 24, 2012 at 6:35 PM

She tried to make a comeback after her re-tweet meltdown. Got laughed right off.

katy the mean old lady on May 24, 2012 at 6:39 PM

Bristol’s, “Life is a Tripp” reality show debuts on the Lifetime channel sometime in early June. It should be interesting if Levi is ever even mentioned. However, I think it might have been filmed when she was living out in CA. Not sure.

karenhasfreedom on May 24, 2012 at 6:41 PM

There is big money in trashing Republican hopefuls.

Grunt on May 24, 2012 at 6:42 PM

I don’t think $1,000,000 means what you think it means!

1000 X $3000 = $3,000,000. Thats some cheap four wheelers.

ConcealedKerry on May 24, 2012 at 6:32 PM

Yeah … maybe he got loans for them, which is why there’s nothing left, I guess? That would make as much sense as saying that someone blew money, that totally disappeared, on hard assets. Maybe he bought one big boat, no insurance and crashed it. Who knows? But he wouldn’t have gone broke buying the big boat, he would have gone broke crashing it without bothering to have insurance. The point is that you don’t go broke buying things that retain some value (and I think guns were probably not such a bad investment) and can be resold.

Obviously, someone just wanted to say that buying guns, four wheelers, and boats leaves you destitute with nothing to show for it. It sounds very, very odd to me.

ThePrimordialOrderedPair on May 24, 2012 at 6:42 PM

Poor kid. He had to move back in with mom. Must be another victim of prezzy’s wonderful economy.

Kissmygrits on May 24, 2012 at 6:38 PM

That’s “Preezy of the United Steezy” to you…

CycloneCDB on May 24, 2012 at 6:43 PM

If he had those resources, then you would think that Bristol could sue him and collect.

listens2glenn on May 24, 2012 at 6:30 PM

She may have tried to collect but he was probably moving around a lot and made it hard to pin him down. I wouldn’t even bother with that loser.

scalleywag on May 24, 2012 at 6:49 PM

It matters to the young, single mother of his child, who hasn’t received any support from him for two years.

listens2glenn on May 24, 2012 at 6:33 PM

A young single mother who has parlayed her situation into a speaking tour as an “advocate for single mothers” and has appeared on Dancing with the Stars. And who recently bought a home. I’m not saying that Johnston shouldn’t live up to his responsibilities but let’s not pretend that Bristol is sitting in the dark for fear that the landlord knows she is at home when she doesn’t have the rent money.

Happy Nomad on May 24, 2012 at 6:51 PM

Have we now reached the point culturally where fame can be monetized for seven figures even when it’s built on no discernible skill or talent of any kind?

0bama turned it into 10+ figures(assuming his fundraising totals were accurate) and the White House…

And promptly cost us 13 figures…

Wolftech on May 24, 2012 at 6:52 PM

(They told Inside Edition they plan to name her Breeze Beretta, after the gun)

I guess the lesson Levi needs to learn is “don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time.”

malclave on May 24, 2012 at 6:52 PM

Johnson should have seen the end was near when he was snubbed at that Hollywood bash of D Listers. LMAO!!! SWEET!!!!

sonnyspats1 on May 24, 2012 at 6:55 PM

I’ll bet you that scumbag “manager” of his, Tank something, got a big chunk of everything off the top.

That was the whole point, after all. He rode that wave for all it was worth, now his “manager” is done with him and threw him away like an old newspaper.

I saw that coming three years ago.

Serves him right.

Brian1972 on May 24, 2012 at 6:55 PM

Boogie Nights II?

Naturally Curly on May 24, 2012 at 6:56 PM

As the scum lawyer and the bodyguard where his pennies went to?

They used him and the scumbag liar has nothing. The truth will find him in a ditch.

I feel sorry for Bristol. Nothing to keep this loser busy means trouble for Bristol.

oldyeller on May 24, 2012 at 6:58 PM

I wonder if he paid his taxes?

redguy on May 24, 2012 at 7:01 PM

A young single mother who has parlayed her situation into a speaking tour as an “advocate for single mothers” and has appeared on Dancing with the Stars. And who recently bought a home. I’m not saying that Johnston shouldn’t live up to his responsibilities but let’s not pretend that Bristol is sitting in the dark for fear that the landlord knows she is at home when she doesn’t have the rent money.

Happy Nomad on May 24, 2012 at 6:51 PM

Bristol took her lemons and made lemonade. Levi took his bouquets from the left and and they died.

NoNails on May 24, 2012 at 7:05 PM

Levi should have gotten an appearance fee for Clooney’s Soetoro fundraiser.

BHO Jonestown on May 24, 2012 at 7:06 PM

Is this a great country or what? Where else could a no-talent, no ethics clown make a cool million being an ass.

GarandFan on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM
Enough about Obama, what are your thoughts on Levi?

ThePrez on May 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Awesome reply… *SL*

WhoU4 on May 24, 2012 at 7:09 PM

Have we now reached the point culturally where fame can be monetized for seven figures even when it’s built on no discernible skill or talent of any kind? Exit answer: Yes.

Fixed your link.

urban elitist on May 24, 2012 at 7:12 PM

Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Levi Johnston, is now penniless and living in his mother’s Alaska home, a source tells Us Weekly.

Triple bonus score if Mom has a trailer house.

BigWyo on May 24, 2012 at 7:15 PM

Triple bonus score if Mom has a trailer house.

BigWyo on May 24, 2012 at 7:15 PM

I’ll be the elitist here, thank you.

urban elitist on May 24, 2012 at 7:20 PM

Jenfidel stands by him.

Schadenfreude on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Nope. Never did.
Only when he was trying to be a righteous future husband and father to Bristol and their son did I support him.
After that, he was on his own.

Jenfidel on May 24, 2012 at 7:22 PM

Unless you missed it:

http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/levi-johnston-sunny-oglesby_400x494.jpg

Yep, that’s the new squeeze…

BigSven on May 24, 2012 at 7:24 PM

Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Levi Johnston, is now penniless and living in his mother’s Alaska home, a source tells Us Weekly.

Karma

SparkPlug on May 24, 2012 at 7:25 PM

Jenfidel on May 24, 2012 at 7:22 PM

Hi what does your name mean?

SparkPlug on May 24, 2012 at 7:28 PM

I’ll be the elitist here, thank you.

urban elitist

You’re not an elite anything. Just a deluded and unintelligent douche.

I’ll have to add levi to my death watch list. Heh.

Hard Right on May 24, 2012 at 7:29 PM

Have we now reached the point culturally where fame can be monetized for seven figures even when it’s built on no discernible skill or talent of any kind? Exit answer: Yes.

Um, Paris Hilton? The Kardashians? We reached that point a while ago, Allah.

joejm65 on May 24, 2012 at 7:31 PM

Maybe he should get a real job.

Or he could run for President.

hachiban on May 24, 2012 at 7:32 PM

She tried to make a comeback after her re-tweet meltdown. Got laughed right off.

katy the mean old lady on May 24, 2012 at 6:39 PM

Make up stuff much? Yeah, you do.
I left here in disgust which is why I stay away.
I’m sick of the personal attacks, like the ones being made on me on this thread even when I’m not here and haven’t been here for months.
The level of commentary in this forum, for the most part, is juvenile, a complete waste of time and I only posted today because I’m sick of being talked about “behind my back” because no one thinks I’ll defend myself.
Some of us want to save the Republic.
Others want to waste time “having fun” in a continuous personal flame war/chat room.
I’m a patriot, not a teenager.

Hot Air hasn’t been the place to come for insightful Conservative discussion for some time.

Jenfidel on May 24, 2012 at 7:33 PM

40 years from now- rumpled man at the end of the bar; “..YA know, I once had a million…”

SMACKRUNNER on May 24, 2012 at 7:38 PM

There’s big money in pistachios.

Cicero43 on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM

LOL……Beer, meet keyboard…

MaxSplinters on May 24, 2012 at 7:40 PM

Maybe he could do a comedy roast of ___________?

SouthernGent on May 24, 2012 at 7:54 PM

Exactly as expected?

Male prostitution and dying with a needle in his arm…?

Sekhmet on May 24, 2012 at 7:55 PM

Some here have joked about him finding work in gay porn, but the sad part is that he isn’t even attractive enough for that pathetic career option.

I share the suspicion that his “manager” made out like a bandit. That is the way it usually works. In addition to having little life experience, Levi doesn’t come across as very bright, so he is an easy target for such “managers”.

My advice to Mr. Johnson would be to selI those guns, boats, and vehicles if he still has them and start working on a life that doesn’t involve celebrity. Quit being a deadbeat dad, ya punk.

McDuck on May 24, 2012 at 7:56 PM

Kathy Griffin no longer returns his phone calls too.

Ohhh, what a world — what a world.

FlatFoot on May 24, 2012 at 7:57 PM

Can’t Bristol garnish this waste of airs wages?
What kind of professional baby maker laws does Alasker have?
Thousands will be movin their if’n they can git away without payin for their fornicatin!

ConcealedKerry on May 24, 2012 at 6:11 PM

I believe she gave up that right voluntarily, if he would stay out of the baby’s life…not positive, but I remember somewhere that she can do just fine without him.

right2bright on May 24, 2012 at 7:59 PM

Jenfidel on May 24, 2012 at 7:33 PMYou have a very selectve memory.

katy the mean old lady on May 24, 2012 at 8:05 PM

If he’s the 1%, then I’m for him occupying his moms basement.

Fuquay Steve on May 24, 2012 at 8:10 PM

Good observation, Jenfidel.

Gordy on May 24, 2012 at 8:11 PM

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