The cradle-to-grave, government-supported existence of “Julia”

posted at 1:21 pm on May 3, 2012 by Ed Morrissey

Today’s buzz surrounds the rollout of yet another composite character from the imagination of Barack Obama, this one named “Julia.”  Julia represents the arc of a life under the beneficent care of Barack Obama’s policies.  Interestingly, at every stage of Julia’s life, a government program exists to shield her from life’s woes.  And just as interestingly, Julia never gets the bill for all of this government hand-holding.

Let’s present a more realistic view of Julia’s life:

  • 3 years old – Julia gets a new-and-improved Head Start, which a new HHS study shows won’t do anything for her anyway.
  • 17 years old – Race to the Top improves Julia’s SAT scores.  Is there any evidence at all to support that argument?  Even so, she’s down the list from all of the home-schooled children and the charter- and private-school students who actually got an education rather than an NEA indoctrination.  However, thanks to the NEA indoctrination, Julia is now better prepared for a life on the government dole.
  • 18 years old – Julia’s family qualifies for a $10,000 tuition tax credit spread out over four years, while Obama’s student-loan subsidies drive tuition costs up even faster.
  • 22 years old – Julia undergoes surgery, which has to be funded by her parents’ employers despite Julia being an adult, and which will be most likely delayed as providers decline in number thanks to the economics of ObamaCare.
  • 23 years old — Thanks to the Lily Ledbetter Act, trial attorneys get rich by filing lawsuits against employers that otherwise wouldn’t have been brought, leaving fewer resources to hire Julia.  No college job for our intrepid Julia!
  • 25 years old – Julia finally gets her 4-year degree in seven years, thanks to the inability to handle the tuition bubble and the lack of work.  However, the good news is that the $200,000 in student loans will only hang over her head for 20 years, while taxpayers like Julia end up paying for the costs of default.
  • 27 years old – Julia wants to have sex for the first time in her life, apparently, and is looking for contraception.  Her employer would provide it for free thanks to the ObamaCare HHS mandate … if she could only find a job.
  • 31 years old – Julia gets pregnant, which tells you all you need to know about free contraception.  Oddly, Julia hasn’t gotten married first, probably because the economy is so poor by this time with the huge entitlement debt crisis breaking that no one can conceive of putting a home together.  Fortunately, ObamaCare makes pregnancy possible, because until Obama took office, no one ever got pregnant, since government support and approval for it didn’t exist.
  • 37 years old – Julia’s son Zachary, named after his sperm donor, starts school.  Head Start has long since disappeared, apparently, but Race to the Top still exists.  Must be a marathon.
  • 42 years old – Julia starts a business with an SBA loan, which also apparently never existed before Obama took office.  Her student loans are just three years away from defaulting onto the backs to taxpayers, so that’s good news.
  • 65 years old – My, how time flies!  (Do women do nothing of value between 42 and 65?) Julia enrolls in Medicare, which ceased to exist decades earlier, thanks to the fact that Obama and Tim Geithner didn’t have a plan to address the debt crisis — all they knew was they didn’t like anyone else’s plan.  You can get the cards at Spencer’s as a gag gift.
  • 67 years old – Julia retires, since the entitlement collapse wiped out her business and the rest of the American economy.  The timeline stops here, which suggests that the IPAB probably denied her care, as she was nothing but a drain on society by this time, and the few resources they have left had to be used to pay for face lifts for members of Congress.

There you have it — a timeline filled with government interventions in a fantasy lifetime, with absolutely no sense of the cost it would take to provide Government Nanny to Julia and the rest of the country.  At least they picked the right name for their fantasy woman trapped in an all-encompassing government; Julia was the name of the lead female character in George Orwell’s 1984, after all.

One point jumps out at me from Obama’s “Julia.”  Not once in this timeline does Team Obama mention anything about a second Obama term.  There isn’t one new policy or proposal in it.  For a campaign with the slogan “Forward,” that seems a little odd.  Just when does Obama plan on discussing his vision of a second term … December?

David Harsanyi blasts the nanny-state mentality that believes this scenario is cause for celebration:

In the new Barack Obama campaign piece The Life of Julia, voters can “Take a look at how President Obama’s policies help one woman over her lifetime — and how Mitt Romney would change her story.” It is one of the most brazenly statist pieces of campaign literature I can ever remember seeing.

Let’s, for the purposes of this post, set aside the misleading generalizations regarding policy in the ad (no one is innocent on that account, obviously). What we are left with is a celebration of a how a woman can live her entire life by leaning on government intervention, dependency and other people’s money rather than her own initiative or hard work. It is, I’d say, implicitly un-American, in the sense that it celebrates a mindset we have — outwardly, at least — shunned.

It is also a mindset that women should find offensively patronizing. When they’re old enough, I hope my two daughters will find the notion that their success hinges on the president’s views on college-loan interest rates preposterous. Yet, according to the “Life of Julia,” women are helpless without the guiding hand of Barack Obama.

Plus there’s this parting shot:

If you think Social Security benefits allow you to live your retirement without worry, you deserve Barack Obama.

If you think Social Security will still be around under the leadership of Obama and Geithner, you have a screw loose.

Update: Cranky T-Rex offers an alternative, the Life of Julianne:

3 Years Old
Julianne’s parents read to her every night.  They take time to play games with her that teach her how to count and how to solve problems. When they enroll her in kindergarten she’s ready to learn and succeed.

17 Years Old
Julianne excels in school thanks to her parents’ active involvement in her life. Her mother is a stay at home mom that carefully monitors Julianne’s homework and grades throughout her scholastic tenure. Her father takes practice SAT tests with her and encourages her to work hard.

18 Years Old
Julianne’s parents have put part of their yearly salary towards a college fund for her ever since she was born. They also encouraged her to get a part-time job in high school and required her to contribute part of her paycheck to the fund. As a result, Julianne can afford the college of her choice.

22 Years Old
During college, Julianne requires emergency surgery.  She is covered by her insurance, which she can afford because it is a low-premium package designed specifically for this kind of unexpected expense.  She pays for it with the part-time job she got the first week she arrived on campus.

Be sure to read it all.

Update II: Suitably Flip reworks the graphics to depict the life of Julie under Mitt Romney.  It’s graphic and not excerptable, but you’ll want to see the whole thing anyway.


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Where the baby daddy?

pseudonominus on May 3, 2012 at 1:22 PM

And it’s all free!

crash72 on May 3, 2012 at 1:24 PM

This is going to backfire so badly for them.

It’s going to be delicious.

ButterflyDragon on May 3, 2012 at 1:26 PM

If I was Comrade Julia, I’d get out of the country while I still could.

RBMN on May 3, 2012 at 1:26 PM

Do it to Julia! Do it to Julia! Not me! Julia! I don’t care what you do to her. Tear her face off, strip her to the bones. Not me! Julia! Not me!

Ahem. Sorry.

malclave on May 3, 2012 at 1:26 PM

Too bad we no longer live in a country where enough people are rational enough to see the through this garbage.

Mark1971 on May 3, 2012 at 1:26 PM

“Government offers Pain/Stress free lives. Order your Government Life today by calling 1-800-YES-WECAN.”

portlandon on May 3, 2012 at 1:26 PM

Wonder if this is going to backfire and do so big time for this joke gal?
L

letget on May 3, 2012 at 1:27 PM

Composite POTUS…

d1carter on May 3, 2012 at 1:27 PM

Don’t forget the “parents never had college students as insurance dependents before Obamacare” meme, since Julia is only 21 or 22 at the time, and I seem to recall that most policies allowed up to somewhere in the 23-25 range previously.

The Schaef on May 3, 2012 at 1:27 PM

How about they give us the life a Ja’neesha.

DanMan on May 3, 2012 at 1:28 PM

Why did the feds take over the Student Loan Program..?

d1carter on May 3, 2012 at 1:28 PM

Cradle-to-Grave mentality on full display.

Mord on May 3, 2012 at 1:28 PM

The Obama administration yet again brings to mind one of my favorite poems, The Unknown Citizen, by WH Auden, the closing lines of which read:

Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd:
Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.

Drained Brain on May 3, 2012 at 1:29 PM

Anybody who saw that movie knows…that Big Brother does not issue razor blades to the women. I mean, damn. I haven’t seen a beaver pelt that thick since the Hippie days…

pseudonominus on May 3, 2012 at 1:29 PM

It didn’t work out so well for Julia in Orwell’s book, but this Julia has it worse, I think.

Mr. D on May 3, 2012 at 1:29 PM

Great photo for the post, Ed. That’s exactly how I picture “Julia.” A shrill, entitled, demanding harridan who is utterly incapable when it comes to managing her own personal affairs.

In other words, a Leftard.

Cicero43 on May 3, 2012 at 1:29 PM

So is this the Boy-Wonder’s imaginary girlfriend?

Ogabe on May 3, 2012 at 1:30 PM

Why did the feds take over the Student Loan Program..?

… to make it look like ObamaCare would pay for itself. Not kidding.

DanMan on May 3, 2012 at 1:30 PM

Why did the feds take over the Student Loan Program..?

d1carter on May 3, 2012 at 1:28 PM

The more control they have over education, the more votes they can buy.

Doughboy on May 3, 2012 at 1:30 PM

Darn, I thought this was going to be about sex crimes and Room 101.

pedestrian on May 3, 2012 at 1:31 PM

Now you know what your children are learning everyday in the public schools…

… I can’t wait for the TV screen of Obowma watching me 24/7.

THAT should be a hoot…

Seven Percent Solution on May 3, 2012 at 1:32 PM

Forget the 100 million humans murdered in the name of communism/socialism/marxism/liberalism. It fails every time because we just don’t give it a chance.

It works in fantasy land and that’s all that matters.

Roy Rogers on May 3, 2012 at 1:33 PM

First Fluke, now Julia…

“From diapers to Depends” — Obama 2012, and always

Schadenfreude on May 3, 2012 at 1:33 PM

This IS truly amazing. He openly admits to being a Big Government control-freak socialist/communist. What’s scary is the amount of “Americans” who buy this cr*p, and who think it’s desirable. Never has the 2nd amendment been more important.

RobertMN on May 3, 2012 at 1:33 PM

“And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed—if all records told the same tale—then the lie passed into history and became truth.” – George Orwell, 1984

WordsMatter on May 3, 2012 at 1:34 PM

Anytime I read the word indoctrination…I stop reading.

stingray9813 on May 3, 2012 at 1:34 PM

BTW Ed, very funny take-down of this latest Obamaturism. (this will be in the running won’t it?)

Mord on May 3, 2012 at 1:34 PM

Had to bring this over from the headline thread:

0 years old:

Under Barack Obama: Julia is aborted.

The End!

Valkyriepundit on May 3, 2012 at 10:11 AM

Very nicely done, Valkyriepundit

kim roy on May 3, 2012 at 1:34 PM

Why did Julia’s hair keep changing color? Did the Obama gubmint pay for that too?

stukinIL4now on May 3, 2012 at 1:35 PM

Where the baby daddy?

pseudonominus on May 3, 2012 at 1:22 PM

Scared away by the same First Feminist President that signed the Lilly Ledbetter law. Julia doesn’t want a man anyway, cramps her style, sugar daddy gov. gives her more freedom you see.

Don’t worry, he’s still paying for the kid, if he hasn’t been put in jail (welcome back debtors prisons!) after losing his job and not making enough originally ordered to pay by the family court (imputed income). Gov indoctrination programs are the actual father and mother of the child.

oryguncon on May 3, 2012 at 1:35 PM

Julia would never have gotten accepted to college, but for the fact that she’s 1/128 Cherokee.

rbj on May 3, 2012 at 1:35 PM

From Huggies to Depends – Obama 2012!

This is being mocked mercilessly on Twitter. It’ll be scrubbed by midnight tonight.

Naturally Curly on May 3, 2012 at 1:36 PM

We need programs and laws with sunset provisions, like Ronald Reagan suggested.

KOOLAID2 on May 3, 2012 at 1:36 PM

If Barak Obama’s daughters were not overprivileged brats, they’d look a lot like Julia. From womb to tomb continually taking from society without giving anything back.

Happy Nomad on May 3, 2012 at 1:36 PM

The GOP needs to run an ad with what happens to Winston to pay for all of this, and what happens when people report with to big brother Attach Watch.

How can these clowns still be at 50%?

pedestrian on May 3, 2012 at 1:36 PM

Too bad Julia lost her job because Barry destroyed the economy and businesses were forced to stop hiring because of out of control regulations and costs.

No problem though – Barry’s Death Panels would have killed her by 60 anyway.

Ogabe on May 3, 2012 at 1:36 PM

Who is this Julia, and why as a tax payer am I paying for continued existence?

idesign on May 3, 2012 at 1:37 PM

Wow.

If you think Social Security will still be around under the leadership of Obama and Geithner, you have a screw loose.

You said it.

dogsoldier on May 3, 2012 at 1:37 PM

The government in your life from start to finish, everywhere you turn, helping pay your way (with money stolen from others) and telling you what to do. Come, be permanent children in our utopia with DMV- and TSA-type agents in charge of handling you every step of the way, whether you like it or not. This the American Nightmare.

Cara C on May 3, 2012 at 1:37 PM

her continued existence?

idesign on May 3, 2012 at 1:38 PM

Darn, I thought this was going to be about sex crimes and Room 101.

pedestrian on May 3, 2012 at 1:31 PM

It will be. It will be.

BDavis on May 3, 2012 at 1:38 PM

Too bad Obama refuses to provide real living examples of how many have been permanently pushed to the wayside by government largess over the years. There are millions of Americans almost permanently shackled to the government chain gang…

True, it would appear that a good number seem to like it on the plantation…free gubmint stuff and such.

But, this drawing up composite/compressed persona’s to somehow validate the evil that is being foisted upon us smacks of Leninist/Stalinist tripe or an attempt to emulate Goebbels.

This “Julia” stuff is just plain creepy.

Cue the music…[Leni Reifenstahl's camera moves out of the clouds and a small aircraft is seen juxtaposed between the rising sun and the brilliant alpine peaks]…[the music intensifies]…”Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen, SA marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt…Kam’raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen…” kind of creepy.

I’d bet Obama cribbed most of it from a WaPo story by Janet Cooke, anyway.

coldwarrior on May 3, 2012 at 1:39 PM

1) Wow at the war on women, and it’s amazing that (D) women are so willing to be regarded this way. I guess we should interpret something from it. Way to go, ladies. Those womens’ suffrage types from 100 years ago would be proud.
 
2) When did the Obama professionals start forgetting what they were doing? He’s been campaigning since he took office, and doing a fairly effective job of it. What happened to that guy? Can’t they predict the parodies of this?
 
I can only figure the UN has already offered him a job and he’s going to let Hillary step in around August.

rogerb on May 3, 2012 at 1:39 PM

Julia sounds like she has a lot of issues. She’ll need Obama-supported mental health help.

TigerPaw on May 3, 2012 at 1:39 PM

This, quite frankly, is sick.

Even more sick: he’s running on it.

Red Cloud on May 3, 2012 at 1:39 PM

You really dont know what to say about teamObama’s strategy thus far other then pathetic uber pandering.

This Julia thing is transparent even by Gibbs standards, Its like air almost. We may win just because of crap like this. Cradle to grave government intervention on display not even trying to hide it anymore.

boogaleesnots on May 3, 2012 at 1:40 PM

Julia has just died, mostly because the government death panel decided that she didn’t deserve to live. Alas that she was only ever able to have one kid, and he was so in debt that he had to move to Brazil in order to get a job. Sad and alone, her untreated rheumatoid arthritis got worse, until she couldn’t move enough to feed herself. She died of neglect and starvation in the government provided housing project. After a few weeks, the government paid to cremate her body. What a sad government assistance tale. It makes the government sound like it doesn’t care about you once you are no more use to it…

…actually, that last part is true. Better to trust your family to help you out than the government. Zach would have helped her, if he still lived in the country.

DrUrchin on May 3, 2012 at 1:40 PM

Julia is a parasite.

pat on May 3, 2012 at 1:44 PM

They used the name Julia because focus groups thought the name Lenina was too off-putting.

RedRedRice on May 3, 2012 at 1:45 PM

All Hail Obama!
All Hail the State!

Bevan on May 3, 2012 at 1:45 PM

Wasn’t Julia the name of the very first “black” TV show to be run by a major network back in the 1960′s?

Hit all the right stereotype buttons in all the right places…tried to make being black OK with the white folk and hip at the same time?

Bet Barrack was thinking of just that when the name Julia came up.

coldwarrior on May 3, 2012 at 1:45 PM

At age 43, Julia finds herself out of work and desperate. She gets arrested for selling heroin in a school zone, and uses her EBT card to post bond.

Fish on May 3, 2012 at 1:46 PM

i refuse to up their hit count. Love this thread but not gonna do it…

screwauger on May 3, 2012 at 1:47 PM

This is being mocked mercilessly on Twitter. It’ll be scrubbed by midnight tonight.

Naturally Curly on May 3, 2012 at 1:36 PM

I noticed a few libs pointing out that #julia was trending … indicating huge support for zero. Guess they didn’t actually read the #julia tweets or they would know it was hijacked.

Some really funny stuff out there and they’re flowing faster than you can read them.

Lost in Jersey on May 3, 2012 at 1:47 PM

I really hope this gets a ton of airplay, because most people will get pissed off about this entitlement mentality.

goflyers on May 3, 2012 at 1:48 PM

Wasn’t Julia the name of the very first “black” TV show to be run by a major network back in the 1960′s?

Hit all the right stereotype buttons in all the right places…tried to make being black OK with the white folk and hip at the same time?

Bet Barrack was thinking of just that when the name Julia came up.

coldwarrior on May 3, 2012 at 1:45 PM

I don’t even know what you’re talking about but anyone under 55 has never heard of that TV show.

stingray9813 on May 3, 2012 at 1:48 PM

They forgot to mention:
All the free lunches that Julia consumed while in public school
The earned income tax credit her parents received
The write off of mortgage debt her parents received because they bought a house they couldn’t afford for no money down thanks to Community Reinvestment Initiatives.
The free “lifeline” cellphone that Julia received as part of her medicaid package when she got pregnant.
The WIC aide she received when she got pregnant.
The free rides to her medical appointments she qualified for through WIC.
The Food Stamps and section 7 housing assistance she receives.
The utility rebate she receives through federal energy assistance programs.
Daycare subsidies so that Julia can attend job training workshops.
AFDC payments due to Zachary’s absentee father.
The free lunches that Zachary will receive when he starts school.
2 years at a time of unemployment benefits since Julia was trained for a non-existent Green Job.
Unemployment benefits while she “test drives” a couple of other jobs.
SSI disability payments for the soft tissue injury she received while riding a city bus that stopped too quickly.
SSI assistance for Zachary for his ADHD.
and, payments to Zachary as an in home caregiver for his mother’s soft tissue injury.
Federally subsidized job training assistance for Zachary
When Zachary buries his mother, the whichever city they live in will take care of her burial in a pauper’s grave.

(note – some of the disabilities assistance programs, while having a good intention, can become a trap of government red tape and are rife with abuse and fraud.)

2nd Ammendment Mother on May 3, 2012 at 1:49 PM

stingray9813 on May 3, 2012 at 1:48 PM

This Julia.

coldwarrior on May 3, 2012 at 1:50 PM

This the American Nightmare.

Cara C on May 3, 2012 at 1:37 PM

No, it’s distinctly un-American.

Just like Obama.

AZCoyote on May 3, 2012 at 1:50 PM

44 years old — Speaking to a large audience in Milwaukee, Wis., Julia said, “For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country.”

petefrt on May 3, 2012 at 1:50 PM

I think it was NRO that pointed out the first line of the Beatles song Julia:

Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it just to reach you

aunursa on May 3, 2012 at 1:50 PM

…and at age 68 Julia’s story ends when she goes before an ObamaCare Death Panel…

PatriotRider on May 3, 2012 at 1:51 PM

Luckily Julia somehow managed to dodge the free government abortion to make it that far.

Good on ya kid.

carson53 on May 3, 2012 at 1:51 PM

Great picture LOL

bernverdnardo1 on May 3, 2012 at 1:51 PM

More amatuer hour from the Obama campaign. Hey, by the way, I just heard Obama killed Osama last year.

Ellis on May 3, 2012 at 1:51 PM

Look at that, and answer one question for me.

If someone is getting Social Security benefits 64+ years from now… does anyone anywhere think the one driving factor above all others will be “who was President from 2012 – 2016″?

Will they even know who was in the election?

I was born in ’72, is the claim that my Social Security benefits rely on the Ford-Muskie race of 1974?

How many of you around the same age as myself could come up with the name Edmund Muskie? But he’ll matter most for my Social Security when I retire here in another 25 years?

Or is Obama so self-absorbed narcissistic that nobody before or after the glory that is Obama could ever hold a candle to his brilliance?

I’m supposed to be impressed with this?

gekkobear on May 3, 2012 at 1:51 PM

A question. Would this “Julia” gimmick have reaped the same scorn in 2008? Are we seeing signs of a public less willing to fall for Obama’s false narrative this time around?

Dee2008 on May 3, 2012 at 1:52 PM

Julia was the name of the lead female character in George Orwell’s 1984, after all.

Heh. Hidden gold there.

apostic on May 3, 2012 at 1:54 PM

Too bad this isn’t an election year…

Seven Percent Solution on May 3, 2012 at 1:54 PM

Why isn’t her name Obamanisha???…

PatriotRider on May 3, 2012 at 1:54 PM

The creepiest part of it is that it would seem that Obama’s team has done some research/focus groups/ ect. that tells them that this kind of statism will sell to Americans. While I’d rather believe that they are just crazed and out of touch, I find it hard to convince myself that they’re that stupid.

Either their research tells them this will actually sell or it’s just a set-up to get the GOP to say somehting stupid…

mxt on May 3, 2012 at 1:55 PM

I didn’t watch the presentation, but did it include what the State does to Julia, when she is either too old, or too sick, to adequately serve the State?

OhEssYouCowboys on May 3, 2012 at 1:55 PM

56 years old — Julia contracts a life-threatening STD at an OWS encampment. IPAB denies her treatment on the basis of her age. Prescribes her the blue pill instead.

petefrt on May 3, 2012 at 1:55 PM

gekkobear on May 3, 2012 at 1:51 PM

Heh. I’ll owe my social security to Truman, I guess. And I am familiar with Dewey, but not for his position on social security ;)

Dee2008 on May 3, 2012 at 1:55 PM

You guys left one out.

Age 68: She takes a government-sent pain pill.

Washington Fancy on May 3, 2012 at 1:55 PM

I didn’t watch the presentation, but did it include what the State does to Julia, when she is either too old, or too sick, to adequately serve the State?

OhEssYouCowboys on May 3, 2012 at 1:55 PM

Death Panels…

PatriotRider on May 3, 2012 at 1:56 PM

pictured: liberal4life…

affenhauer on May 3, 2012 at 1:56 PM

These people are the epitome of Statist perverts.

They’re perverts, in every essence of the word.

OhEssYouCowboys on May 3, 2012 at 1:56 PM

Do it to Julia! Do it to Julia! Not me! Julia! I don’t care what you do to her. Tear her face off, strip her to the bones. Not me! Julia! Not me!

Ahem. Sorry.

malclave on May 3, 2012 at 1:26 PM

..watchit, bub, or your chocolate ration will be increased!

The War Planner on May 3, 2012 at 1:58 PM

iowahawk on twitter just said this, which I think is brilliant regarding the whole Julia thing…

I’m not surprise by campaign ads depicting a bleak totalitarian future. I just didn’t expect it as a campaign promise.

Defenestratus on May 3, 2012 at 1:59 PM

This isn’t your grand-father’s statist desires of old time communism or socialism, but rather Panem et Circenses – Bread and Circuses. The government will not attempt control through stalin, lenin or mao tactics, but through keeping the bellies of citizens full and their minds entertained by rubbish.

There is no need for government induced famines; rigid adherence to party, or even the elimination of free speech. Those ideas do not work; never have and never will. The statist gameplan of our President is to keep the masses distracted and entertained, that way they will handover more liberty without realizing or caring, because lets face it – we’re nearly there anyway with the idiocy levels of our electorate. This Julia character reveals the dream of Obama’s ideal citizen: dependent on government for everything and non-caring about the power they have seized in order to do so.

Bread and Circuses indeed.

timbok on May 3, 2012 at 1:59 PM

You go girl!

Go to the government to get your check!

Go rush to get AFDC when you can’t just find someone decent to live with, but can’t stop having fun, because the government is always there to help!

Go rush to the abortion clinic if you really didn’t mean to let him go that far!

Go be a wilting hot house flower taken out into the real world that forever needs protection from tyrannical government!

Government is your friend!

Government will give you things!

Government will be your master because that is what you always wanted, never to be free and always dependent on others for your life!

You go girl!

Go away.

Find some nice Communist system that will tell you how many children to have and dictate the rest of your waking life to you.

That is what you are asking for.

So go get it someplace else.

You go girl!

Or grow up and become a woman and take responsibility for your life.

Go and become a woman who can stand on her own two feet and tell the government you don’t like the bling on its manacles, no matter how free they are they are chains.

That is when you stop going and start taking a stand for yourself.

Do that and I will stand beside you for freedom, for liberty.

ajacksonian on May 3, 2012 at 1:59 PM

Dee2008 on May 3, 2012 at 1:52 PM

Yep, the ridicule and mocking being dished out over at Twitter is delightful. #Julia and #LifeOfJulia

petefrt on May 3, 2012 at 2:00 PM

JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

BHO: Whatever Julia wants … Julia gets.

Paul-Cincy on May 3, 2012 at 2:00 PM

The Obama campaign hates men.

rubberneck on May 3, 2012 at 2:01 PM

In this scenario Obama has been President for almost 30 years.

The country won’t last 5.

ironbill on May 3, 2012 at 2:03 PM

Put Julia on top of another chick and you’ve got Sandra Fluke.

Crusty on May 3, 2012 at 2:04 PM

A parody site is already up and running. It’s almost as if someone knew this was coming!

rlyle on May 3, 2012 at 2:05 PM

Hmmm.

I wonder if the feds offered a total cradle to grave insurance plan that covered all of life’s setbacks would anyone buy it? How about no way?

See? I’m good at rhetoric.
Even if everyone wanted it, it would put each participant into significant debt… as well as their children and grandchil….oh wait. This sounds familiar.

This is a failing proposition.

I loathe these..these.. leftists.

freedomfirst on May 3, 2012 at 2:05 PM

BHO: Whatever Julia wants … Julia gets.

Paul-Cincy on May 3, 2012 at 2:00 PM

Nobody puts Julia in a corner!

steebo77 on May 3, 2012 at 2:08 PM

Amazing how even the “son” disappears as soon as he’s mentioned. Julia must be a very homely person considering the baby’s daddy is not even mentioned in the story… or did the government take care of that for her too?

UnderstandingisPower on May 3, 2012 at 2:09 PM

“The Life of Julia” = The lunatic-left d-CRAT socialist version of The Communist Manifesto.

TeaPartyNation on May 3, 2012 at 2:09 PM

You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me.

Cleombrotus on May 3, 2012 at 2:10 PM

Will Julia be testifying before Congress? Ya know, the pros and pros of living in Utopia, for free.

OhEssYouCowboys on May 3, 2012 at 2:10 PM

12 years old – Julia wants to have sex for the first time in her life, apparently, and is looking for contraception. Her teacher would provide it for free thanks to the ObamaCare HHS mandate … if she could only give a job.

Fixed for Lib accuracy.

Ben Hur on May 3, 2012 at 2:12 PM

This was well done by MM:

Brian Terry

kim roy on May 3, 2012 at 2:12 PM

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