Video: The freaky quadruple deaky “tanning mom” clip

posted at 10:05 pm on May 2, 2012 by Allahpundit

Via Mediaite, I’ve been looking around all day for a palate cleanser. And now, at last, I’ve found it. Trust me: Whatever you have on your news palate right now, this’ll clean it right out. Doesn’t matter how important it is. America’s fiscal crisis, war with Iran, a looming North Korean nuclear test — not the barest trace of any of it will remain after you meet … The Bronze Lady.

This is sort of like cleansing your palate by eating a ghost chili. It works like a charm. But, oh boy.


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I don’t think her nose can..take..much more!

tinkerthinker on May 3, 2012 at 7:36 AM

She’s mentally ill.

Blacksoda on May 3, 2012 at 7:44 AM

Hey! Leave Al Jolson’s granddaughter alone!

CitizenEgg on May 3, 2012 at 7:46 AM

This woman sorta puts Snookie in context. NJ residents are just nutters.

Seriously, this woman looks like a walking talking mummy. She’s 44 but looks like she should be a thousand years old. What tanning business would let her do this? Let alone let her child go along for the ride.

Happy Nomad on May 3, 2012 at 8:00 AM

It’s really odd how much darker she is than in her mug shot. Either she bronzed for the news interview, or she is overcompensating for the charges against her.

boone on May 3, 2012 at 8:08 AM

NJ residents are just nutters.

Happy Nomad on May 3, 2012 at 8:00 AM

Well, she is from Nutley.

rhombus on May 3, 2012 at 8:10 AM

Here’s a video as she left the courthouse. Her skin is dark but not black.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Tanning-Booth-Mom-Arrested-Girl-New-Jersey-Nutley-Court-149837735.html

GrannySunni on May 3, 2012 at 8:17 AM

I come on here this morning and see this face along
with DWS.

Thanks for ruining my day!

ToddPA on May 3, 2012 at 8:28 AM

I come on here this morning and see this face along
with DWS.

Thanks for ruining my day!

ToddPA on May 3, 2012 at 8:28 AM

Just consider your day “pre-disastered”. The rest of your day has to get better.

swinia sutki on May 3, 2012 at 8:42 AM

She’s like Michael Jackson in reverse, and about as appealing.

EMD on May 3, 2012 at 8:43 AM

So when’s she running for president?

McGehee on May 3, 2012 at 8:52 AM

Mammy

BobMbx on May 3, 2012 at 8:56 AM

That is disgusting… I can’t even watch the video. She is mentally ill. Whether or not she poses a threat to her children may or may not be valid. But just seeing the picture makes me sick enough to know I’m not watching the video.

jeffn21 on May 3, 2012 at 9:06 AM

She would look more appropriate with dread’s…

PatriotRider on May 3, 2012 at 10:00 AM

If Obama had a white sistah…..
;)

burrata on May 2, 2012 at 10:14 PM

He does…

askwhatif on May 3, 2012 at 10:08 AM

And I thought Ted Danson was busy doing CSI: Las Vegas.

NoPain on May 3, 2012 at 10:10 AM

I find this story COMPLETELY SHOCKING! You mean to tell me someone had sex with that woman 5 times?

mitchellvii on May 2, 2012 at 10:24 PM

……………..nooooooooooooooooo…had to be a sperm donation.

KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:28 PM

If she’s a muslim, I’m sure a carrot had something to do with it.

askwhatif on May 3, 2012 at 10:15 AM

Has anyone noticed that she just might be the “reverse Michael Jackson?”

Art on May 3, 2012 at 10:21 AM

She’s a monster.

V7_Sport on May 3, 2012 at 10:29 AM

Mammy

BobMbx on May 3, 2012 at 8:56 AM

Too funny, almost choked on my coffee when I saw this.

Speechlesstx on May 3, 2012 at 10:45 AM

it that what you call a white-tanny or an enthousiastic Obama voter?

huntingmoose on May 3, 2012 at 3:26 AM

A Sienna-American
A Mahogany-American
A Jacobean-American

askwhatif on May 3, 2012 at 10:46 AM

Salon owners call them “tanorexics.”

Apparently, it’s a real thing.

logis on May 3, 2012 at 10:51 AM

>>reverse Michael Jackson

As they say, with regards to Jacko, only in America can a poor
black boy grow up to become a rich, white, woman.

raccoonradio on May 3, 2012 at 10:55 AM

She can always star in a sequel to “Soul Man”. :D

TMOverbeck on May 3, 2012 at 11:07 AM

How fitting…she’s from NUTley, NJ!

susietwo on May 3, 2012 at 11:15 AM

Wow, HotAir uses Mediate as a source. Nothing like trolling the sewer for ideas is there Allahpundit?

woodNfish on May 3, 2012 at 11:29 AM

“IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!”

maineconservative on May 3, 2012 at 11:49 AM

The mommy is a mummy!

Jonas Parker on May 3, 2012 at 12:08 PM

Oy to the veh.

J.E. Dyer on May 3, 2012 at 12:18 PM

If the president had a son…

Jahn62 on May 3, 2012 at 12:21 PM

Praise the Sun!

JeremiahJohnson on May 3, 2012 at 2:37 PM

Only 44? She doesn’t look a day past 60.

idahoconservative1 on May 3, 2012 at 2:39 PM

SPF 30 Dark Soy based marinade skin protection?

SJBill on May 3, 2012 at 4:06 PM

Darkened her favorite hobby … did that reporter really say that! Sheesh, stick a fork in me…I’m done!

ziggyville on May 3, 2012 at 5:24 PM

In America, this. In Africa & India, skin-whiteners.

LADIES, YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU ARE!

You just need to lose a bit of weight, that’s all.

Tzetzes on May 3, 2012 at 12:05 AM

LOL! Screw you.

kg598301 on May 3, 2012 at 9:59 PM

My 11 yr old son was watching the news with me last night(there is no school today, and when he saw her, he says…’mommy, she’s ORANGE!’…LOL.

As they say, out of the mouths of babes.

Of course, when she was shown coming out of the courthouse/jail, she WAS orange, not basically black like she is here.

momof5shortstuff on May 4, 2012 at 5:37 PM

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