Video: The freaky quadruple deaky “tanning mom” clip

posted at 10:05 pm on May 2, 2012 by Allahpundit

Via Mediaite, I’ve been looking around all day for a palate cleanser. And now, at last, I’ve found it. Trust me: Whatever you have on your news palate right now, this’ll clean it right out. Doesn’t matter how important it is. America’s fiscal crisis, war with Iran, a looming North Korean nuclear test — not the barest trace of any of it will remain after you meet … The Bronze Lady.

This is sort of like cleansing your palate by eating a ghost chili. It works like a charm. But, oh boy.


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Kramer got himself a tan too
;-)

burrata on May 2, 2012 at 10:07 PM

Looks like she’s single-handedly offsetting the economic effects of the Obamacare tanning bed tax.

The Count on May 2, 2012 at 10:08 PM

Gross. Please tell me that’s paint she has on her face and not burnt skin.

terryannonline on May 2, 2012 at 10:08 PM

She must have got a waiver on the tanning bed tax!

KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:08 PM

Hopefully she doesn’t go out at night wearing a hoodie.

Client Number Nine on May 2, 2012 at 10:09 PM

That woman is Michael Jackson in reverse.

rickv404 on May 2, 2012 at 10:09 PM

Holy crap! What is that thing?

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

JimboHoffa on May 2, 2012 at 10:09 PM

Oh my gosh, step away from the tanning bed, lady.

Fallon on May 2, 2012 at 10:09 PM

The Count on May 2, 2012 at 10:08 PM

…I was peeking over your shoulder!

KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:10 PM

Next cast member of Jersey Shore?

Snooki watch out!

terryannonline on May 2, 2012 at 10:11 PM

Mammie!

minnesoter on May 2, 2012 at 10:11 PM

EGAD, what a horrible creature!

FloridaBill on May 2, 2012 at 10:12 PM

This is several levels of f**ked up. OMG.

Robert_Paulson on May 2, 2012 at 10:12 PM

Palate cleansed! Stomach too…

almosthandsome on May 2, 2012 at 10:12 PM

…She has a five year old! Sandra Fluke…pick up the courtesy phone!

KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:12 PM

Alligators could wear shoes made from this woman’s skin.

I think I’ll go hurl now.

Bishop on May 2, 2012 at 10:12 PM

Must be a fan of the Farrely brothers

Client Number Nine on May 2, 2012 at 10:12 PM

Alana Jolson?

Fallon on May 2, 2012 at 10:12 PM

Any chance she’s a part of some improve comedy act? [hoping against hope]

Robert_Paulson on May 2, 2012 at 10:13 PM

She could definitely get away with checking the Native American box on the Harvard application.

Mark1971 on May 2, 2012 at 10:13 PM

And to think folks mocked George Hamilton over his tan back in the day.

Is this freak of nature drinking Coppertone® by the gallon?

coldwarrior on May 2, 2012 at 10:13 PM

Kramer got himself a tan too
;-)
burrata on May 2, 2012 at 10:07 PM

Heh, yup.

whatcat on May 2, 2012 at 10:13 PM

If Obama had a white sistah…..
;)

burrata on May 2, 2012 at 10:14 PM

That looked like an Onion News report. Wow.

Hobo with a laptop on May 2, 2012 at 10:14 PM

Any chance she’s a part of some improve comedy act? [hoping against hope]

Robert_Paulson on May 2, 2012 at 10:13 PM

I was hoping this was some kind of joke too!

terryannonline on May 2, 2012 at 10:14 PM

Too much tanning?

I think too much smoking. Also, too much mething.

wte9 on May 2, 2012 at 10:14 PM

…Someone hit that!
There IS a reason not to have the lights on!
Did it fall off?…or burn off?

KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:15 PM

“The incident has darkened her favorite hobby…”

O_O

Seven Percent Solution on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

Hollysmokes! It’s a talking catchers mit!

ronsfi on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

Fallon on May 2, 2012 at 10:09 PM

I used to be friends with someone whose mom LIVED in the tanning bed. I It was during the early 90′s and Mrs. L. was what I then assumed-I was wrong…obviously-to be your stereotypical Texan woman. She had big hair, too high heels, too short skirts…and skin like very ‘tanned’ leather.
She looked VERY George Hamilton-ish in her hew.

annoyinglittletwerp on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

OMG!
I threw up in my mouth over this.
UGH!!!!

Badger40 on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

Looks like sledge hammer found a microwave with a ‘sandwich’ setting.

tom daschle concerned on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

…Who has LOTION?

KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

What the Fluke was that? Why was she so much lighter in her mug shot? And is a tan that dark even possible on a light skinned person?

NotCoach on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

I swore I saw her in one my zombie apocalypse video games.

John the Libertarian on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

Speechless.

Rational Thought on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

The woman has a mental illness. I feel sorry for her and her family.

Blake on May 2, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Suddenly, I can understand why they’d want to take her daughter away.

amazingmets on May 2, 2012 at 10:17 PM

that didn’t cleanse my palate … it made me want to puke.

ORrighty on May 2, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Lorein would ‘hit’ it…

/

Seven Percent Solution on May 2, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Mrs Boehner? Is that you?

ddrintn on May 2, 2012 at 10:18 PM

Ever noticed that people who tan too much look double their age? This chick might be 25 but with her leathery skin she looks 55.

terryannonline on May 2, 2012 at 10:18 PM

It is a cinch that this lady is not aware or concerned about America’s fiscal crisis, war with Iran, a looming North Korean nuclear test…Who ya think she’s voting for?

d1carter on May 2, 2012 at 10:18 PM

I think I know why they didnt interview her on a leather couch…

Valkyriepundit on May 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM

Why does she look so different in this picture than in the video?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/child-burned-in-tanning-booth-578912

Whatever is going on, this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.

Sometimes you really CAN’T make this stuff up.

Dreadnought on May 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM

She looks like she’s been mummified.

annoyinglittletwerp on May 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM

The woman has a mental illness. I feel sorry for her and her family.

Blake on May 2, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Yep. No way does a sane human being do this to themselves.

terryannonline on May 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM

Wow! Looks like a character from a turn-of-the-century minstrel show.

The Enforcer on May 2, 2012 at 10:20 PM

OMG!…it’s Elizabeth Warren!

KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:20 PM

She needs to be committed to a mental institution.

WisCon on May 2, 2012 at 10:20 PM

The daughter is a little Fire Head, if mom is one too then her skin is destroyed beyond redemption.

Bishop on May 2, 2012 at 10:20 PM

omg is that a black person?!!!

it’s not?? o__O

Sachiko on May 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM

If Obama had a son, he would look like Patricia Krentcil.

Sharke on May 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM

Something About Mary.

Coronagold on May 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM

..Who ya think she’s voting for?

d1carter on May 2, 2012 at 10:18 PM

The Situation ?

burrata on May 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM

i guess she was trying to claim minority status.

Sachiko on May 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM

Kramer got himself a tan too
;-)

burrata on May 2, 2012 at 10:07 PM

LOL….

The Ugly American on May 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM

It is obvious you tan a lot

Talk about belaboring the obvious……

Dreadnought on May 2, 2012 at 10:22 PM

Holy Coppertone.

Curtiss on May 2, 2012 at 10:22 PM

Why does she look so different in this picture than in the video?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/child-burned-in-tanning-booth-578912

Whatever is going on, this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.

Sometimes you really CAN’T make this stuff up.

Dreadnought on May 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM

I think she knew this was going to get some media coverage so she hit the tanning salon to look her best.

Sharke on May 2, 2012 at 10:22 PM

Sachiko on May 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM

‘Fraid not.

annoyinglittletwerp on May 2, 2012 at 10:22 PM

OMG!…it’s Elizabeth Warren!
KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:20 PM

I was thinking Reille Hunter with a tan.

Buy Danish on May 2, 2012 at 10:22 PM

Dreadnought on May 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM

What is up with that, it’s as if she painted her skin before appearing in that interview. How could she have gotten so dark so quickly? What the…

Bishop on May 2, 2012 at 10:23 PM

Palate cleansed! Stomach too…

almosthandsome on May 2, 2012 at 10:12 PM

+ 100..:)

Dire Straits on May 2, 2012 at 10:23 PM

Wow, I like getting a tan, but that’s just gross!

22044 on May 2, 2012 at 10:23 PM

I find this story COMPLETELY SHOCKING! You mean to tell me someone had sex with that woman 5 times?

mitchellvii on May 2, 2012 at 10:24 PM

I’m wondering if Jackson and Sharpton would be confused by this incident and the woman involved. Should they seek justice for tanning bed sisters or what?

ExpressoBold on May 2, 2012 at 10:24 PM

Bishop on May 2, 2012 at 10:23 PM

That was my thought. A little paint-on ‘disguise’.

annoyinglittletwerp on May 2, 2012 at 10:24 PM

I’ve almost never gone in the sun in my life and I’m about to lose half my ear to a melanoma. This chick lives in a tanning booth and she is fine.

I am now mad at God.

mitchellvii on May 2, 2012 at 10:25 PM

All you ladies are just jealous.

MeatHeadinCA on May 2, 2012 at 10:26 PM

Yeah, she looked really white in that earlier pic, that looked about 1 years old.

Coronagold on May 2, 2012 at 10:26 PM

I was thinking Reille Hunter with a tan.

Buy Danish on May 2, 2012 at 10:22 PM

…yes similar features…but the love child is too young…this one fried a five year old.

KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:26 PM

She looked VERY George Hamilton-ish in her hew.

annoyinglittletwerp on May 2, 2012 at 10:16 PM

Hi Twerp! How’s Texas treating you y’all?

My son used to date a girl who worked at a tanning place and tanned often. My girls called her Oompa Loompa. I just don’t get it. Why would someone do that to themselves?

Fallon on May 2, 2012 at 10:26 PM

She must have some blinding tan lines.

Curtiss on May 2, 2012 at 10:27 PM

Was that oil leaking from her left ear?

Really, how do you get that color tanning? It’s a color I’ve never seen.

SteveMG on May 2, 2012 at 10:27 PM

This is a joke. Right?

kevinkristy on May 2, 2012 at 10:27 PM

I find this story COMPLETELY SHOCKING! You mean to tell me someone had sex with that woman 5 times?

mitchellvii on May 2, 2012 at 10:24 PM

……………..nooooooooooooooooo…had to be a sperm donation.

KOOLAID2 on May 2, 2012 at 10:28 PM

Umm, I’d like my palate back to the way it was before.

Anyone?

SteveMG on May 2, 2012 at 10:28 PM

Dreadnought on May 2, 2012 at 10:19 PM
What is up with that, it’s as if she painted her skin before appearing in that interview. How could she have gotten so dark so quickly? What the…

Bishop on May 2, 2012 at 10:23 PM

I was thinking the same thing.

I don’t think its even physically possible to get that dark, with her skin tone.

I hate to belabor the obvious (especially after making fun of the interviewer for doing the same thing), but…..

That woman is NUTS.

Dreadnought on May 2, 2012 at 10:29 PM

The whole thing is preposterous

Well, that’s incontrovertible.

axshon on May 2, 2012 at 10:29 PM

No wonder Christie wants to get out of Jersey and into a VP slot.

MeatHeadinCA on May 2, 2012 at 10:29 PM

All you ladies are just jealous.

MeatHeadinCA on May 2, 2012 at 10:26 PM

Jealous that my skin doesn’t smell burnt? Uh ok :-)

terryannonline on May 2, 2012 at 10:29 PM

Wow, I like getting a tan, but that’s just gross!

22044 on May 2, 2012 at 10:23 PM

I get a tan just from all the walking that I do. No machines needed.

annoyinglittletwerp on May 2, 2012 at 10:29 PM

I always wondered what happened to that lady in the James Bond movie Goldfinger..Now I know..:)

Dire Straits on May 2, 2012 at 10:29 PM

Why does she remind me Jack Nicholson’s Joker?

SomeCallMeJohn on May 2, 2012 at 10:29 PM

The photo was so freaky I couldn’t bring myself to watch the video. Unless she owns the tanning bed herself this is a hoax. No tanning salon business would allow her in the door. It is not a matter of “time”, it is a matter of months until she has skin cancer and if she is doing that regularly in one shop her lawyer will be knocking soon on thier door.

peacenprosperity on May 2, 2012 at 10:30 PM

I’ve almost never gone in the sun in my life and I’m about to lose half my ear to a melanoma. This chick lives in a tanning booth and she is fine.

I am now mad at God.

mitchellvii on May 2, 2012 at 10:25 PM

She’s not fine. She’s extremely mentally ill and the chances she too will develop melanoma are very high.

Blake on May 2, 2012 at 10:30 PM

No wonder Christie wants to get out of Jersey and into a VP slot.

MeatHeadinCA on May 2, 2012 at 10:29 PM

LoLz..:)

Dire Straits on May 2, 2012 at 10:30 PM

Was this sort of scenario involved?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7P7J6fhUo8

Dreadnought on May 2, 2012 at 10:30 PM

annoyinglittletwerp on May 2, 2012 at 10:24 PM

Super dosing with spray tan perhaps? I mean the woman looks stained, like a wooden board.

Bishop on May 2, 2012 at 10:31 PM

Fallon on May 2, 2012 at 10:26 PM

Great!
Spawn is moving down here-with me riding with him-2 weeks from Monday.

annoyinglittletwerp on May 2, 2012 at 10:31 PM

Something About Mary.

Coronagold on May 2, 2012 at 10:21 PM

Yep.

Buy Danish on May 2, 2012 at 10:31 PM

Seems legit. That’s the shade I aim for in roast turkey or chicken.

BL@KBIRD on May 2, 2012 at 10:31 PM

Scam. Don’t know why, exactly, but that’s nothing more than blackface makeup.

Look at the actual skin color in the mugshot. For that matter, why does that picture have a date stamp of 18/10/2012 and no other identification? Crazy woman alert…

bofh on May 2, 2012 at 10:32 PM

So … there is more than one …
.
I saw one of … “these” … at a gym 10 years ago. Bright day outside, weird “gym flourescent” lighting … I figured it was just the lighting …

Arbalest on May 2, 2012 at 10:32 PM

I’m not sure I will ever look at BBQ chicken the same way again.

Bishop on May 2, 2012 at 10:32 PM

Krispy Kreme supporter.

minnesoter on May 2, 2012 at 10:32 PM

Allahpundit, you magnificent bastard!

BallisticBob on May 2, 2012 at 10:32 PM

The kid looks a little gingerish. So if she is tanning that is really dangerous.

I bet the mom looks very similar to Allahpundit’s boyfriend.

The Notorious G.O.P on May 2, 2012 at 10:32 PM

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