Hot girls with problems identify new problem: Total lack of musical ability

posted at 10:08 pm on April 19, 2012 by Allahpundit

Believe it or not, my friends, this inane palate cleanser got more traffic yesterday than any other post on the site. Do you know how much it hurts to realize that? I sit here for hours on end sweating over deadly serious subjects like Obama eating dogs and yet a throwaway post about random Internet silliness cleans up in page views. But okay. If that’s what you want, that’s fine. No more posts about Obama chowing down on Chow Chows. From now on, we’re keeping it light.

Two clips for you here of the Web’s newest superstars, who are keeping their identities semi-secret in order to minimize the ridicule they have to deal with, I guess. Exit question per the CNN clip: So this is kinda sorta a joke to them, yes? Quote: “Well, we enjoy writing funny lyrics and songs and we decided that we really liked this one.”

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Not again……
I hurled the other day….

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:09 PM

I saw the video. Those girls couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

Snake307 on April 19, 2012 at 10:10 PM

“Well, we enjoy writing funny lyrics and songs and we decided that we really liked this one.”

Oh…my bad…

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:10 PM

From now on, we’re keeping it light.

Damn skippy.

What ever happened to the war pr0n posts anyway?

TexasDan on April 19, 2012 at 10:11 PM

I blame AP for originally posting this :)

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:12 PM

I sit here for hours on end sweating over deadly serious subjects

What you really meant to say is… I sit here for hour drinking Kraft Brew beers and laughing my a$$ off at peoples comments… But it’s ok… we still love you… in a very beta male sort of way…

SWalker on April 19, 2012 at 10:14 PM

Let it go, AP.

minnesoter on April 19, 2012 at 10:15 PM

Still not hot.

Even less hot.

And now I have to hear them speak. Or try at least.

Gross.

Nessuno on April 19, 2012 at 10:15 PM

posted at 10:08 pm on April 19, 2012 by Allahpundit

Believe it or not, my friends, this inane palate cleanser got more traffic yesterday than any other post on the site.

I’m laughing and crying at the same time… it’s both funny and sad.

ITguy on April 19, 2012 at 10:16 PM

“We really didn’t consider ourselves musically talented.”

Nobody else does either.

RickB on April 19, 2012 at 10:16 PM

Hot girls with problems identify new problem: Total lack of musical ability

But, can they hum…

Gohawgs on April 19, 2012 at 10:17 PM

But, can they hum…

Gohawgs on April 19, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Only in the “can you give me a hummer” sense…

SWalker on April 19, 2012 at 10:18 PM

I sit here for hours on end sweating over deadly serious subjects like Obama eating dogs and yet a throwaway post about random Internet silliness cleans up in page views.

just throw the snark and do your job, Allah. We’ll take care of the rest.

ted c on April 19, 2012 at 10:18 PM

But, can they hum…

Gohawgs on April 19, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Sandra Fluke would ask a different question…

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:18 PM

“Would you like fries with that…?”

… “Oh, I’m only working here until my record contract comes through. According to my 47 year old manager boy friend, it should be any day now.”

Seven Percent Solution on April 19, 2012 at 10:20 PM

F this!

dmann on April 19, 2012 at 10:21 PM

I have nothing more to add to this thread…

I am spent…

But I will try….

Angryed?

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:21 PM

As we learned from that British super-goddess, we only hate these girls because we’re so jealous of their ultra-hotness.

So, time to fess up, admit the truth, each gender behave properly:

Men, start playing pocket-pool when you think no one’s paying attention as you watch the video; women, stare at yourselves in the mirror with disgust and begin another bulimia binge.

Only then can we achieve proper acknowledgement of these girls’ visual and sexual superiority

Zombie on April 19, 2012 at 10:22 PM

F this!

dmann on April 19, 2012 at 10:21 PM

Plural….is in order.

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:23 PM

They were at least a 5 on a 10-point scale with the makeup. Now… maybe a 2?

Gals, face it, Rebecca Black has got it in spades over the both you: on looks, and more importantly, on singing ability.

Stoic Patriot on April 19, 2012 at 10:24 PM

this inane palate cleanser

I wouldn’t call something that makes you throw up a little in your mouth a palate cleanser. More like a palate befouler.

Zombie on April 19, 2012 at 10:25 PM

Men, start playing pocket-pool when you think no one’s paying attention as you watch the video

Zombie on April 19, 2012 at 10:22 PM

I didn’t have my webcam on…..

You’re good…:)

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:25 PM

Eh, the girls just want to have fun.

obladioblada on April 19, 2012 at 10:26 PM

I sit here for hours on end sweating over deadly serious subjects like Obama eating dogs

I call BS. You wanted to know what type of condiments Obama had on his dog./// I KID!

upinak on April 19, 2012 at 10:28 PM

But I will try….

Angryed?

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:21 PM

Would making your dog listen to them be considered animal cruelty.

RickB on April 19, 2012 at 10:29 PM

“We really didn’t consider ourselves musically talented.”

No problem when that’s not what you’re selling.

farsighted on April 19, 2012 at 10:32 PM

Would making your dog listen to them be considered animal cruelty.

RickB on April 19, 2012 at 10:29 PM

I don’t have any dogs anymore…

My cat scratched at the curtains and the neighbor’s dog howled when the vid was played…
/

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:33 PM

No problem when that’s not what you’re selling.

farsighted on April 19, 2012 at 10:32 PM

15 minutes of face time…

It’s what this world has become…

Electrongod on April 19, 2012 at 10:35 PM

At least… Nope, I can’t lie. I’m speechless.

Fallon on April 19, 2012 at 10:35 PM

Hey everybody did you guys know Barack Obama ate Old Yeller?

Swerve22 on April 19, 2012 at 10:36 PM

Obama ate a dog……..oops wrong thread………;-)

angrymike on April 19, 2012 at 10:37 PM

At least… Nope, I can’t lie. I’m speechless.

Fallon on April 19, 2012 at 10:35 PM

ROTFLMAO… Oh come on… AP was just winning a bet with Ed, that he could get folks here to click on ANYTHING…

SWalker on April 19, 2012 at 10:37 PM

Fallon
speechless …..unbelievable ………;)

angrymike on April 19, 2012 at 10:38 PM

Believe it or not, my friends, this inane palate cleanser got more traffic yesterday than any other post on the site. Do you know how much it hurts to realize that?

I came for the comments. It has nothing to do with the subject, but knowing that there were would be fun snark inside.

We still love you, AP, but snark is snark.

kim roy on April 19, 2012 at 10:39 PM

Would making your dog listen to them be considered animal cruelty.

RickB on April 19, 2012 at 10:29 PM

No, but eating your dog after he or she hears them sing could get you an award from PETA.

TXUS on April 19, 2012 at 10:39 PM

Haters will be haters. It all comes down to jealousy. Jealous that people, albeit, with no talent, can get so much attention when everybody wants attention and there is so little of it to be had. Making a viral youtube video is one in a million. Literally. If you think it’s easy, just try it.

keep the change on April 19, 2012 at 10:39 PM

Obama ate a dog……..oops wrong thread………;-)

angrymike on April 19, 2012 at 10:37 PM

No, this is the right thread. It’s about torturing poor dumb animals.

Fallon on April 19, 2012 at 10:40 PM

Haters will be haters. It all comes down to jealousy. Jealous that people, albeit, with no talent, can get so much attention when everybody wants attention and there is so little of it to be had. Making a viral youtube video is one in a million. Literally. If you think it’s easy, just try it.

keep the change on April 19, 2012 at 10:39 PM

Yes, my goal in life is to make a video that will be laughed at, derided, my attractiveness/intelligence or lack thereof questioned, commented on whether I am “hittable”, that I scare children and dogs would be better off eaten than having to listen.

You caught me. I’m SO VERY JEALOUS.

/<—– do I even have to?

kim roy on April 19, 2012 at 10:44 PM

Video isn’t nearly as bad with the sound off.

whatcat on April 19, 2012 at 10:44 PM

Palate cleanser. Yep, a British high schooler. Not much to look at, but he can sing.

Sekhmet on April 19, 2012 at 10:46 PM

Talking is hard. Not every “hot girl” can handle it. Here’s your proof.

Scotsman on April 19, 2012 at 10:46 PM

“Hot Girls” is becoming as hyperbolic a term in our culture as “genius.” I draw the line when anyone calls two tweaked out imbeciles “hot.” Salma Hayek is hot, Megyn Kelly is hot, these two imbeciles? Not so much.

AYNBLAND on April 19, 2012 at 10:49 PM

this inane palate cleanser got more traffic yesterday than any other post on the site.

Sorry ALLAH, if your goal is a 2 page count on this post, you are in big trouble.

Barred on April 19, 2012 at 10:54 PM

Well, they certainly aren’t any less talented than the likes of Ke$ha and other AutoTune queens.

Not that this is saying a whole lot because she has NONE.

wildcat72 on April 19, 2012 at 10:55 PM

Fallon
dogs are not dumb, ppl who eat dogs are pretty dumb.

angrymike on April 19, 2012 at 10:55 PM

People wonder why so many all around the world hate Americans?

Exhibit A :/

Ozprey on April 19, 2012 at 10:58 PM

Fallon
dogs are not dumb, ppl who eat dogs are pretty dumb.

angrymike on April 19, 2012 at 10:55 PM

I meant the guys playing pocket-pool.

Fallon on April 19, 2012 at 10:59 PM

We.as.a.nation.are.doomed.

LtGenRob on April 19, 2012 at 11:02 PM

=)

Jcsurfshop on April 19, 2012 at 11:06 PM

Let it go, AP.

minnesoter on April 19, 2012 at 10:15 PM

Yeah… I’d rather he return to his previous KP and Meggie BigMacain obsessions…

wildcat72 on April 19, 2012 at 11:25 PM

Less singing – More DOG EATING please!

Pork-Chop on April 19, 2012 at 11:38 PM

Yeah… I’d rather he return to his previous KP and Meggie BigMacain obsessions…
wildcat72 on April 19, 2012 at 11:25 PM

KP-maybe. MaggieMac? Please don’t give him any ideas. That was utter torture.

conservative pilgrim on April 19, 2012 at 11:54 PM

KP-maybe. MaggieMac? Please don’t give him any ideas. That was utter torture.

conservative pilgrim on April 19, 2012 at 11:54 PM

KP isn’t overweight like Meggie, but let’s just say she’s aging badly, like most lib women do. Also there are rumors her marriage has fallen apart. Also like most lib women…

wildcat72 on April 20, 2012 at 12:01 AM

And you guys think the economy is the problem!/

OldEnglish on April 20, 2012 at 12:04 AM

KP isn’t overweight like Meggie, but let’s just say she’s aging badly, like most lib women do. Also there are rumors her marriage has fallen apart. Also like most lib women…
wildcat72 on April 20, 2012 at 12:01 AM

Haven’t heard any of that about KP & her marriage. Hopefully it’s only a rumor. At least KirPow can string together two sentences and make coherent arguments. Trust fund baby is like a totally like different story.

conservative pilgrim on April 20, 2012 at 12:22 AM

uh, these girls should understand that there is a difference between being F^@kable and being “Hot”…

And they ain’t hot

Opinionnation on April 20, 2012 at 1:07 AM

A hot girl… one that will pick up a Rem 870 or Browning A5 in 12ga. and start putting out the 10 ring of the target 50 feet away with slug rounds. And then move the target back to 25 yards and repeat the performance.

THAT is hotness.

Spent shells and spent cordite are an aphrodisiac.

Get these girls some range time behind a target pistol and then they will stop thinking about being hot and learn what it is to be hot.

Believe me, it doesn’t matter how old the woman… you get to a range and start taking up your rights and using them well, and you are hot. The smoke from the spent rounds is a great freebie special effect, too.

ajacksonian on April 20, 2012 at 6:34 AM

Oh give the girls a break. They obviously made a parody video, that is fun. Are they hot? Not in a runway model sort of way, but they are pretty. And, they must have some brain cells to pull off that video.

Brains with cute looks is… Well, kind of hot.

CoolCzech on April 20, 2012 at 7:23 AM

The internet is being retarded…

It was innocent fun that wasn’t meant to be viewed by millions of people. Why are people taking them seriously and actually getting offended and incredulous?

AlexB on April 20, 2012 at 8:03 AM

The internet is being retarded…

It was innocent fun that wasn’t meant to be viewed by millions of people. Why are people taking them seriously and actually getting offended and incredulous?

AlexB on April 20, 2012 at 8:03 AM

People like jumping on the bandwagon. It’s lame. Similar to how people bash Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber over and over and over again…

The song was obviously just two girls playing around. I actually thought the lyrics were funny.

“We’re just like you. Except that we’re hot.”

People, they are goofing around! They are not SERIOUSLY declaring their superiority over the non-hot. They obviously get the fact that the lyrics sound arrogant. That’s part of the role they’re playing in the song.

bluegill on April 20, 2012 at 8:40 AM

That’s it. We’re witnessing the fall of an empire when this gets more hits than Obama eating dog meat.

But at least you make me laugh, AP.

Grace_is_sufficient on April 20, 2012 at 8:47 AM

Um, maybe it’s just me, but I don’t really find them all that hot.

Unattractive? Certainly not.

Hot? Not in my opinion.

cmsciulli on April 20, 2012 at 8:58 AM

If they’re so hot, why don’t they go on American Idol?

Steve Z on April 20, 2012 at 10:02 AM

I just checked. I still don’t care and they’re still not hot.

trigon on April 20, 2012 at 10:20 AM

It was innocent fun that wasn’t meant to be viewed by millions of people. Why are people taking them seriously and actually getting offended and incredulous?

Because the internet is full of bitter no-lifers.

It was just kids having fun. You haters are not carefree teenagers anymore, we get it.

Moesart on April 20, 2012 at 11:12 AM

I hear ya AP. My partner and I own a blog and we feel the same way. Some pic of Selena Gomez in a bikini gets 2,000 page views in a day while some link rich post we labored over gets 50.

xstatic on April 20, 2012 at 11:25 AM

A lack of musical ability seems to be just about everyone’s personal problem. It’s not a very common proclivity amongst us. So you can’t harsh on them for that.

michaelthomas on April 20, 2012 at 11:29 AM

They are cute girls. Hot? I don’t think so and a couple years of college hard partying and weight gain and the arrogance will be way out of place.

peacenprosperity on April 20, 2012 at 2:02 PM