Important reminder: Hot girls have problems too

posted at 9:13 pm on April 17, 2012 by Allahpundit

Via BuzzFeed, HuffPo, Gawker, and various other blogs and Tumblrs, I’m thinking this will reach 10 million views on YouTube by, oh, say, noon on Thursday. How bad is it? Bad enough that the producers felt obliged to issue a disclaimer:

Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or lyrics for this video. We produced the video as a favor for a younger sibling of one of our friends.

People are comparing them to Rebecca Black but “Friday” was an earnest if painful attempt at homemade tween pop. This is more a case of kidding on the square — I think. It almost seems designed to go viral: Two rich girls in the Hilton/Kardashian mold (they’re in a limo, no?) singing an impossibly dumb song about how hot they are? Pure magic. I’m surprised Paris and Kim didn’t think of it first.

Prepare yourselves, my friends. What has been heard cannot be unheard.

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I want the three minutes back. The three minutes of my life I wasted watching that.

Snake307 on April 17, 2012 at 10:17 PM

hot girls rool

blatantblue on April 17, 2012 at 9:43 PM

‘Nuff said.

thirtyandseven on April 17, 2012 at 10:20 PM

Couldn’t get past the 0:36 mark… If it got better after that, I just don’t care.

Fallon on April 17, 2012 at 9:22 PM

THIS.

fossten on April 17, 2012 at 10:20 PM

- Can’t sing,
- Not funny,
- Not hawt.

Ok girls, time to go home the street lights are on.

mechkiller_k on April 17, 2012 at 10:21 PM

If they are serious, I am ashamed for them. If this is satire… LOVE IT! (By the way… cute, but not “hot”)

Warner Todd Huston on April 17, 2012 at 10:23 PM

Not going to listen to it. By the picture, though, they’re not that hot.

trigon on April 17, 2012 at 10:26 PM

I’ve always liked hot girls. (well, women now)

They are usually a lot of fun and they don’t normally have chips on their shoulders.

Of course, most of them are high maintenance, so short term romantic relationships with hot girls are best.

Start out friends. Keep them in reserve for when you’re done with your current hot-girl lover.

jaime on April 17, 2012 at 10:28 PM

I miss the old days of Rebecca Black, at least she and I had a love of Friday’s in common…

timbok on April 17, 2012 at 10:32 PM

Contrived perfection.
This is what every performance artist strives for but few achieve. The big “?”
I love how the producers are….’distancing themselves’ to lure suckas in.
Rebecca Black would still be the gold standard, if it had been a stunt.
Therefore it now falls on these two. Well done ladies!

AmeriCuda on April 17, 2012 at 10:35 PM

I wouldn’t know about the problems hot girls have-however, I could write a 2000+ page federal bill on the problems weird girls have.

annoyinglittletwerp on April 17, 2012 at 9:26 PM

Please, no more 2K+ page bills, we’ve had enough of that over the last 3 years.

That said, some of the hottest girls I’ve been with have indeed been some of the weirdest. I’m sure I’m not alone when I say I’d rather have a semi-hot girl who has just a touch of the wild in her, far more enticing.

TXUS on April 17, 2012 at 10:43 PM

My reaction to the notion that they are anywhere near hot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbOjS0Ah7_o

Tarnsman on April 17, 2012 at 10:44 PM

The lisp at 1:29 is this masterpiece’s signature.

AmeriCuda on April 17, 2012 at 10:48 PM

This is pretty good. I watched it 2wice but why hasn’t HA posted the swedish genital racist vid. That’s going viral also

DONT CLICK IF SQUEAMISH – its the blaze.

BoxHead1 on April 17, 2012 at 10:59 PM

“We’re just like you, except that we’re Hotair

hot-heir on April 17, 2012 at 11:04 PM

What that word that means when you’re not enjoying someone else’s humiliation?

cynccook on April 17, 2012 at 9:49 PM

Cringenfreude.

TexasDan on April 17, 2012 at 11:07 PM

Hot girls, they have problems too … like carrying a tune.

Ed Morrissey on April 17, 2012 at 10:05 PM

Point to Ed but the scary part is that I think their “singing” was autotuned and that is still what they got!

Happy Nomad on April 17, 2012 at 11:07 PM

That didn’t crack the catchy barrier like Rebecca Black managed to. Plus terrible singing, and widely spaced eyes on the girl on the left. Always gives me the creeps.

TexasDan on April 17, 2012 at 11:12 PM

I want the three minutes back. The three minutes of my life I wasted watching that.

Snake307 on April 17, 2012 at 10:17 PM

It’s called taking one for the team brother.

Since management deems to post & perpetuate this cr@p, someone has to look and comment.

roy_batty on April 17, 2012 at 11:17 PM

Couldn’t get past the 0:36 mark… If it got better after that, I just don’t care.

Fallon on April 17, 2012 at 9:22 PM

You’re more tolerant than me. They got the gong at 34 seconds.

Dopenstrange on April 17, 2012 at 11:19 PM

I want the three minutes back. The three minutes of my life I wasted watching that.

Snake307 on April 17, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Class Action Lawsuit? I feel the same way and I just skimmed it.

lexhamfox on April 17, 2012 at 11:24 PM

Nope. No way. Not gonna do it.

minnesoter on April 17, 2012 at 11:32 PM

I don’t think it was meant to be funny, I think they were oblivious to their own lack of both talent and hotness. I will be embarrassed for them, as they seem to be too clueless to be embarrassed in their own right.

fabrexe on April 17, 2012 at 11:51 PM

Other than the bad lip syncing, bad editing and terrible music the only other thing I see wrong is that the two chicks are NOT hot.

Vigilante on April 17, 2012 at 11:57 PM

Um, they’re twelve. I don’t think you can be ‘hot’ and 12 years old. Tell them to come back in another 15 years. And learn to sing. And get a life.

ANV on April 18, 2012 at 12:05 AM

I don’t think it was meant to be funny, I think they were oblivious to their own lack of both talent and hotness.

fabrexe on April 17, 2012 at 11:51 PM

It isn’t their fault. This is the participation ribbon generation. Talent or ability is secondary to just showing up. Nobody ever told them that they were neither talented or hot.

Happy Nomad on April 18, 2012 at 12:07 AM

They nasally drone more than Adam Carolla.

kscheuller on April 18, 2012 at 12:13 AM

I guess this is the kind of Crap that AP believes he should spend his life obsessing on, promoting and celebrating…..

Maybe I’m just a poor sport – but this isn’t helping, as I see it.

williamg on April 18, 2012 at 12:24 AM

Not hot.

AH_C on April 18, 2012 at 12:25 AM

I guess this is the kind of Crap that AP believes he should spend his life obsessing on, promoting and celebrating…..

Maybe I’m just a poor sport – but this isn’t helping, as I see it.

williamg on April 18, 2012 at 12:24 AM

williamg 2016

BoxHead1 on April 18, 2012 at 12:30 AM

They sing badly, but they show off their cleavage.

Jurisprudence on April 18, 2012 at 12:30 AM

I want the three minutes back. The three minutes of my life I wasted watching that.

Snake307 on April 17, 2012 at 10:17 PM

I bailed at 1:07. … and I want that time back. Well, maybe not the first 10 seconds, that was the logo and pre-production stuff. That was pretty good. As least compared to the next 57 seconds. I’d watch that first 10 seconds again; the next 57? Not so much

AZfederalist on April 18, 2012 at 12:53 AM

Their elbows are way too sharp.

(And the singing is way too flat.)

Patterico on April 18, 2012 at 1:28 AM

They’re not hot, but at least they’re conceited.

Kenosha Kid on April 18, 2012 at 1:33 AM

Hmmm. I was ignored by hot girls all my life. Until one with an IQ of 150 decided she was marrying me. Body and looks of a goddess. I had little to say. We are still married, kids etc. 35 years.

She did not do a tape like that.

pat on April 18, 2012 at 2:28 AM

The antidote to that lame video is of course its polar opposite — an actually catchy song by an extremely unhot girl who knows she’s unhot but has so much fun with it that you can’t stop listening over and over:

HOW WE GO OUT VERSION 2, by Leslie Hall

Now that’s satire.

Zombie on April 18, 2012 at 2:35 AM

MAYBE IF THEY WORE SOME EYELINER….

Seriously though, I can’t stand arrogance from anyone; and I want to rip into them; but, I can’t trounce on girls/young women (age?). Just hope this was some joke/fun type dealio, otherwise I’m just disappointed.

MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE

John Kettlewell on April 18, 2012 at 2:48 AM

wtf, bold got reversed

John Kettlewell on April 18, 2012 at 2:48 AM

There are beautiful women with substance. It is just that our media adores bimbos while making fun of Alaskan Governors.

IlikedAUH2O on April 18, 2012 at 3:21 AM

Designed for AngryEd and crew. Concept by Axelrod. Props by Gramsci. Lighting by Marcuse. Editing by Chomsky.

chimney sweep on April 18, 2012 at 3:28 AM

“Prepare yourselves, my friends. What has been heard cannot be unheard.”

Challenge accepted!!!

Jcsurfshop on April 18, 2012 at 3:39 AM

Retardation. But enough about the posting of this topic.

rayra on April 18, 2012 at 4:41 AM

They look like lay there’s.

docflash on April 18, 2012 at 6:31 AM

You’re kidding us, right ? HA goes NE. It was only a matter of time.

DevilsPrinciple on April 18, 2012 at 7:02 AM

Employers – print off their photos – and NEVER under any circumstances hire them for any job.

IlonaE on April 18, 2012 at 7:13 AM

Thta was as bad as it gets.

I think I’d rather be forced to listen to The Knack’s second album for 3 days than click on something that atrocious again!

cane_loader on April 18, 2012 at 7:26 AM

Allah, I want REPARATIONS!

cane_loader on April 18, 2012 at 7:27 AM

Didn’t watch but from the headline pic, definitely not hot.

ElectricPhase on April 18, 2012 at 7:51 AM

A couple of tips from Uncle Anton.

Always remember that no matter how “hot” the chick is there is some guy somewhere that would gladly dump them on you if they could. The “hotter” they are the more true this is.

Also remember that looks are temporary. Some day these brainless twits are going to be fat, soft and wrinkled. However, they will still be brainless and nacissistic. It would be a miserable experience to spend a lifetime with something like that.

It does help to explain how islam views women. If you talked with something like this on a regular basis you might be inclined to develop rules banning them voting, talking, driving or doing anything more than cooking and cleaning house. It would also explain why they should be beaten regularly and even stoned to death for more serious transgressions.

acyl72 on April 18, 2012 at 7:52 AM

i am rethinking my position on mandatory contraception now.

t8stlikchkn on April 18, 2012 at 7:56 AM

Prepare yourselves, my friends. What has been heard cannot be unheard.

DIDN’T LISTEN LOL

Good Lt on April 18, 2012 at 8:00 AM

I DON’T THINK YOUR WARNING WAS STERN ENOUGH. YOU NEED DEATH PICTURES AND INSANITY WARNINGS.

mpax on April 18, 2012 at 9:02 AM

So where were the hot girls?

Rip Ford on April 18, 2012 at 9:22 AM

Only listened for about 45 seconds and wanted to see if anyone knows how to stop the blood that is streaming from both of my ears.

NeoDawg on April 18, 2012 at 9:44 AM

Ain’t gonna click it…wouldn’t be prudent.

Gothguy on April 18, 2012 at 10:21 AM

made it to 1:07…that’s it. wow that was bad…and they are not that hot.

Brian on April 18, 2012 at 10:41 AM

“The goggles – they do NOTHING!”

mojo on April 18, 2012 at 10:48 AM

Kids today are growing up in the image-conscious era coupled with the pump-up-the-self-esteem-emphasis era. So lots of teens think they are really good looking, the source of envy, and really good at everything. They think they are the golden child. So when these teens encounter the reality of being critiqued, they deflect it by defining the criticism as coming from jealous individuals or complete idiots.

I find it odd that moms try to live vicariously through their daughters by having the daughters show as much skin and curvature as possible, and decorating them in high dollar (and skimpy) fashion. This teaches the girls to base their self-worth on image and material objects. Sad. Really sad.

I’ve tried to provide guidance to my teenage son on how to avoid girls who dress inappropriately and are caught up in their image. So far, he’s done good seeing through the superficiality.

jediwebdude on April 18, 2012 at 11:36 AM

I can’t get the Q-tip in deep enough to get that shit out.
That was horrible.

1IDVET on April 18, 2012 at 12:12 PM

My eyes!

the Muslims are right… just nuke us and end the humiliation of American pop culture. Perhaps when the apes do take over all records of this will have faded from the fossil record.

DANEgerus on April 18, 2012 at 12:49 PM

Ha haha hah ha bwahahahah!

dahni on April 18, 2012 at 1:04 PM

I think the problems they’re referring to are deep and mental.

ronsfi on April 18, 2012 at 1:57 PM

What that word that means when you’re not enjoying someone else’s humiliation?

cynccook on April 17, 2012 at 9:49 PM

Schadenleiden..?

affenhauer on April 18, 2012 at 3:08 PM

These girls are to song…as Obama is to the presidency.

landlines on April 19, 2012 at 3:08 PM

I wonder what the difference is between those who instantly (say by the 50 second mark) saw it is a witty parody made by two fairly bright chicks with a bit of a sense of humor and those who thought they’re deluded and playing it straight.

I’m thinking general intelligence factor is a big part of that, among other things.
 
 
Oh, and:

7.2 — alpha female (blonde) | 7.8 beta

Mitchell Heisman on April 23, 2012 at 4:23 AM

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