Shock video: North Korean state TV admits missile launch failed
posted at 6:01 pm on April 13, 2012 by Allahpundit
Ed mentioned this earlier but after watching the clip at the Telegraph this morning I still can’t get over it. Rule one of totalitarian propaganda: The state is all-powerful and unerring. Resistance is utterly futile. The more captive citizens believe that, the less the regime has to worry about a revolt. Point being, this sort of admission should never, ever happen — yet here it is. How come? The Journal speculates that because the NorKs invited several dozen foreign journalists to report on the launch (which they weren’t allowed to personally witness), they felt obliged to ‘fess up publicly. But I don’t quite follow that logic. Who cares if reporters from other countries were going to go home and write it up as an epic fail? What’s important is what the locals think, and the locals will be carefully shielded from those stories.
So what gives? Let me float two theories, one highly implausible yet entertaining and the other more plausible and intriguing. Highly implausible yet entertaining: Maybe there really is a quiet power struggle going on at the top in the aftermath of Kim Jong-un’s succession and somehow one of the factions managed to get this onto state TV to embarrass the other. Can’t bring myself to believe that, though. If the rift was so deep that the regime had actually lost control of the information being transmitted on its own state TV mouthpiece, it would mean chaos behind the scenes. Surely there’d be other signs of it besides this. Which means it’s onto theory two, the more plausible and intriguing: The regime suspects it’s lost its monopoly of information inside the country due to radio broadcasts or other media from China and South Korea filtering in. They know the public — or a good chunk of it — is going to find out from outside media that the missile failed, which means they have two options. Either they can lie about it and lose credibility as North Koreans start to wonder about what other lies they’ve been told or they can tell the truth and preserve some of their credibility. They’re going to look weak either way as the news about the launch failure filters in; they might as well own it and try to maximize their retention of the people’s trust. The important point here, though, is that to force a confession like this the amount of foreign media now penetrating the country must be much bigger than we think. If that’s so, how long until the whole facade starts to crack? You can’t have a totalitarian state without total control.
While we’re on the subject of baffling behavior by North Korea (a big subject, I know), here’s another question to ponder: Why on earth did they build up this launch and then invite foreign reporters to witness it if they weren’t reasonably sure it’d succeed? And before you say “maybe they were reasonably sure,” read the following two posts at Danger Room arguing that not only do the NorKs not conduct missile “tests” in any meaningful sense of the term — they lack the money and the technical expertise — but they may actually be getting worse at launches. If you’re going to pop off a big missile as a show of strength to your citizen-captives and enemies abroad, you’d want to be awfully confident (a) that it’ll work and (b) that you can cover it up pretty well if it doesn’t. Their missile not only didn’t work, they didn’t even try to cover it up. This is how the new Kim “shows strength,” apparently. Bizarre.
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North Korea needs to understand that we are feeling a little crabby today. Perhaps twenty or thirty precisely placed Tomahawks would best illustrate that point.
M240H on April 16, 2013 at 10:45 AM
What was it Mom used to say about bullies? Oh yeah, they can dish it out but they can’t take it.
Is it time for Kerry to promise one-on-one unconditional talks if they’ll stop saying mean things?
Drained Brain on April 16, 2013 at 10:45 AM
So it turns out that Baby Kim’s nuts aren’t that big after all.
Ward Cleaver on April 16, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Not really. The Norks can just lie to their own people and even make a video of Seoul in flames. The people are obligated to believe it. Or else.
The Rogue Tomato on April 16, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Lil Kim (aka the Chosen one) is lucky the ROK’s have shown so much restraint thus far.
The only thing holding them back is they understand the costs they will have to incur to unify the peninsula…a couple trillion over a decade or so. Repair the damage in the South, rebuild the North, and have to find a way to feed the remainders of what was once a population of 24 million…albeit sharply reduced.
coldwarrior on April 16, 2013 at 10:49 AM
0bama obliges in 3…. 2…. 1….
UltimateBob on April 16, 2013 at 10:50 AM
Eh, the Phat Chunk needs anything he can get his sausagy fingers around to make himself look like a world leader, so of course they will make a big deal out of a few effigys being burned.
Rivers of blood, fields of bones, yankee pig dogs all die! Yeah yeah, settle down, Blimpie.
Bishop on April 16, 2013 at 10:50 AM
I’ve got your apology right here.
50sGuy on April 16, 2013 at 10:53 AM
North Korea doesn’t have a free press. State media can produce propaganda showing a successful test and there’s no way to contradict that claim. Indoctrination is a powerful tool.
blammm on April 16, 2013 at 11:00 AM
I’d like to apologize to him. Personally. In spades.
HiJack on April 16, 2013 at 11:02 AM
Best just to ignore NoKo.
rbj on April 16, 2013 at 11:06 AM
It’s time for someone to turn the tables on NK and start threatening them. Unlike Iraq circa 2002, I think North Korea knows how precarious its position is and would quickly comply.
blink on April 16, 2013 at 11:08 AM
“We’re sorry we were only able to get 250 people to participate.”
The Rogue Tomato on April 16, 2013 at 11:10 AM
Hey! No need to be greedy…I’m sure we can share a few more than that.
Not to mention, don’t we still have a few Iowa-Class Battleships sitting at berth with nothing to do?
Let’s remind the runt about how gun-crazy Americans really are…and the Navy can get in some extra range time to boot!
Win-Win!
BlaxPac on April 16, 2013 at 11:11 AM
This tactic works even easier with Obama voters.
Alabama Infidel on April 16, 2013 at 11:12 AM
I would pay to watch that!
OldEnglish on April 16, 2013 at 11:13 AM
I expect John F’n Kerry will have to make further concessions to Red China to get North Korea to back down from their threats. Funny how that works.
slickwillie2001 on April 16, 2013 at 11:15 AM
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I can’t get the notion out of my mind, that this is all an “orchestrated” distraction between Barack, and Kim.
listens2glenn on April 16, 2013 at 11:18 AM
Oh, those NorKs. They be crazy!
madmonkphotog on April 16, 2013 at 11:18 AM
Already paid for by your tax dollars for Defense.
Thank You US Navy!
BlaxPac on April 16, 2013 at 11:19 AM
Apparently people have the right to free speech in South Korea, and they aren’t crazy about Krazy Kim III. If the North Korean population had the right to free speech, their adulation of Krazy Kim might be rather muted.
So Krazy Kim is now telling free people in a foreign country, “Ruv me or I’ll kill you!”
I remember effigies of George W. Bush being burned in Tehran several years ago. What if GWB had had the same reaction as Krazy Kim?
Steve Z on April 16, 2013 at 11:23 AM
I think that is a distinct possibility. And little chubs knows that a failure is likely. Heck, they’ve only had one that really worked. Having another one get 3/4ths of a mile downrange before it craps out would be, well, embarrassing.
iurockhead on April 16, 2013 at 11:26 AM
No… nK has to serve, THEN we volley…
Khun Joe on April 16, 2013 at 11:38 AM
Odd how the US media/populace is starting to conform to that mold, isn’t it?
Midas on April 16, 2013 at 11:41 AM
Starting? Have you watched MSNBC & CNN (with a barf bag I hope)in the last 20 years?
Or listen to NPR in the last 100?
:snort:
BlaxPac on April 16, 2013 at 11:49 AM
screw that lil midget and the horse he rode in on!
Katfish on April 16, 2013 at 11:58 AM
Honestly, probably less than a single cumulative hour with any of those. :)
Midas on April 16, 2013 at 12:02 PM
Can’t the Norks just make bigger and more effigies, burn them wiht fanfare, and we’d be done with the episode?
Sir Napsalot on April 16, 2013 at 12:08 PM
Will li’l Kim become unexpectedly ill after not delivering on his fiery rhetoric? …or does the DPRK military leadership believe in him as the supreme authority?
freedomfirst on April 16, 2013 at 12:27 PM
Send Michelle over to slap this child upside the head and end this tantrum before the belt comes out.
meci on April 16, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Oh yeah, keep pressing their buttons. DPRK needs to jump the shark such that they can get a royal beat down.
jake49 on April 16, 2013 at 12:54 PM
Hey, Yung ‘un. Saddam Hussein has your apology for you.
We’ll arrange a meeting.
Dexter_Alarius on April 16, 2013 at 1:10 PM
Screw North Korea . . . it’s time to take that little puke to the woodshed.
rplat on April 16, 2013 at 1:14 PM
I’m figuring the wee Kim is still trying it find his wang under his dog filled gunt.
RovesChins on April 16, 2013 at 1:37 PM
And here unseen had me nearly convinced WWIII was already starting.
Maybe tomorrow.
DarkCurrent on April 16, 2013 at 2:41 PM
Come on Kerry! Paddle your little Swift Boat over there, shoot yourself a few times, claim you defeated them and run for prez.
trl on April 17, 2013 at 12:46 PM