Video: How long does it take to drive 80 miles at 80 miles per hour?

posted at 6:00 pm on March 19, 2012 by Allahpundit

To cleanse the palate, America’s viral sensation du jour. When a marriage fails, it’s rare that anyone can look back and point to a single moment as the cause. Dude, this is that moment.

Actually, no. That moment is the moment he decided to upload the vid to YouTube. Seriously, is this for real? The guy who posted it turns out to be a “digital marketing professional.” C’mon.

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Be careful whom you have children with. With that girl, your kids may be beautiful but they will be stupid to be sure.

wildcat72 on March 19, 2012 at 6:03 PM

Seriously, is this for real?

I’m afraid not…

AUINSC on March 19, 2012 at 6:03 PM

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard this video coming from different offices today, but it’s viral.

This guy should NOT have put this out for all to see. His wife will go down as a complete ding-bat for all eternity. I actually feel sorry for her.

portlandon on March 19, 2012 at 6:04 PM

dude—-allah, those two are like on their honeymoon. There is still that white shoe polish junk on the windows. She is going to stomp his ballsack and rightfully so, then drag him down the highway at 80 mph while asking him how fast the tires are turning.

ted c on March 19, 2012 at 6:04 PM

I was watching this with my 22 y/o son today. We both had to stop about 45 seconds in. Just too painful.

My bet is it’s a fake.

flipflop on March 19, 2012 at 6:04 PM

Mean.

Fish on March 19, 2012 at 6:04 PM

She votes!

chicken thief on March 19, 2012 at 6:04 PM

I think its fake. If its real, the huusband is a cruel, sick f+#@.

Valkyriepundit on March 19, 2012 at 6:05 PM

She would be good for a weekend romp but not for a family.

1sttofight on March 19, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Dude, just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

Youtube? Dude…….

iurockhead on March 19, 2012 at 6:05 PM

I sense a divorce in the future…

Tuari on March 19, 2012 at 6:05 PM

is she going to get a call from the POTUS who’ll console her because people called her stoopid?

ted c on March 19, 2012 at 6:05 PM

dick.
Hope u got a comfy couch, sport.

drballard on March 19, 2012 at 6:07 PM

They’re driving from Logan, Utah to Boise, Idaho. My bet is that’s a happily newlywed Mormon couple.

Transpo on March 19, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Friends Don’t Like Friend Marry Idiot Blondes.

Why am I think she must be related to Jessica “Chicken of the Sea” Simpson.

E L Frederick (Sniper One) on March 19, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Everything about this video makes my very sad.

Pork-Chop on March 19, 2012 at 6:08 PM

She votes!

chicken thief on March 19, 2012 at 6:04 PM

Probably democrat…

I bet he has to water her twice a day and put her in sunlight.

Hard Right on March 19, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Painful

MyImamToldMeToDoIt on March 19, 2012 at 6:09 PM

YAWN!!!!….slow news day with hotgas….they know Woody from Toy Story has no chance in hell to be the nominee by losing Puerto Rico in a landslide to Romney AND polls show Rick Rico down big time in Illinois against Romney

better link to post was Peyton to Broncos, hotgas….your commenters are INSECURE anti-Mitt drones

now going to tune into Who Hewitt and get his take on Romney win in Puerto Rico and switch immediately to Michael Savage…

The Great One is getting tiresome to listen to with his anti-Mitt rants

nparga23 on March 19, 2012 at 6:09 PM

is she going to get a call from the POTUS who’ll console her because people called her stoopid?

ted c on March 19, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Not unless it’s Clinton, and he’s offering her a job… as an intern.

E L Frederick (Sniper One) on March 19, 2012 at 6:09 PM

She sounds like an Obama Administration budget projection analyst.

portlandon on March 19, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Oh, how nice, Miss Teen South Carolina got married.

Gingotts on March 19, 2012 at 6:10 PM

BS video is BS. We’re stupid for watching it. Even more stupid for promulgating such nonsense.

rayra on March 19, 2012 at 6:10 PM

Beauty contest winner.

Speakup on March 19, 2012 at 6:11 PM

It must be fake. She’s way too hot for that putz.

DamnCat on March 19, 2012 at 6:12 PM

it is totally fake. it’s a hot blonde joke people.

and, if it is not, the smirky little guy is dead tonight.

r keller on March 19, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Obviously a Santorum supporter.

“The issue in this race is not the economy.” – Rick Santorum, 3/19/12

“I don’t care what the unemployment rate is going to be. It doesn’t matter to me.” – Rick Santorum, 3/19/12

LOL!!!!

Gunlock Bill on March 19, 2012 at 6:13 PM

I think he may have a future in the Obama white house, reminding voters how stupid they are.

drballard on March 19, 2012 at 6:13 PM

I have a feeling Chelsea will watch this on youtube and and think the couple looks familiar.

Fallon on March 19, 2012 at 6:13 PM

OT/ But since this isn’t exactly a critical subject I felt I could interrupt with this story. It seems Malia Obama is spending spring break with twelve of her friends and 25 secret service agents in Mexico. Wonder who’s footing the bill?

sandee on March 19, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Some people are users and abusers. I doubt she knows what point he is trying to make about her. And why is he making that point?

BL@KBIRD on March 19, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Obviously, she got the beauty and he got the brains. Considering this is the YouTube generation, I don’t see how she’ll stay mad at him even though he’s a jerk and she’s epically stupid.

btw-who’s driving the car while he’s filming?

conservative pilgrim on March 19, 2012 at 6:14 PM

liberal4life, in blond edition

Schadenfreude on March 19, 2012 at 6:16 PM

All I know is I go 1st, Lorien can go second….

hillsoftx on March 19, 2012 at 6:16 PM

MORE PROOF ….. The war on women is REAL !!!

FlaMurph on March 19, 2012 at 6:16 PM

Know who I’d like to hear weigh in on this one? Larry Summers.

Blaise on March 19, 2012 at 6:17 PM

What is heavier, a lb of metal or a lb of feathers?

What would she say?

Schadenfreude on March 19, 2012 at 6:17 PM

btw-who’s driving the car while he’s filming?

conservative pilgrim on March 19, 2012 at 6:14 PM

He’s most likely holding a flip cam while driving.

Fallon on March 19, 2012 at 6:17 PM

Guys, this is so COMPLETELY FAKE. I mean c’mon, the guy is video taping her and snickering. If it wasn’t fake do you think he would actually put this online to make his wife seem the dumbest human alive?

Nope, fake.

mitchellvii on March 19, 2012 at 6:17 PM

We’re doomed.

trigon on March 19, 2012 at 6:17 PM

. It seems Malia Obama is spending spring break with twelve of her friends and 25 secret service agents in Mexico. Wonder who’s footing the bill?

sandee on March 19, 2012 at 6:14 PM

My family can’t afford to go anywhere for spring break next week, due to the Obama economy.

This is the kind of stuff that really pisses me off.

portlandon on March 19, 2012 at 6:18 PM

I’d like to know what her political leanings are, what her philosophy of life is…

Schadenfreude on March 19, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Okay, so, if this is indeed real, he’s driving down the highway at — presumably — 80 miles per hour, holding some sort of camera and concentrating on it and on his video-making skills as opposed to driving.

His wife ain’t the only dumba$$ in that car.

Typhoon on March 19, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Too mean. Too painful. Not a palate cleanser.

MeatHeadinCA on March 19, 2012 at 6:19 PM

This reminds me of the math major at a community college who I had to show how to calculate the % of a number on a calculator.

Wigglesworth on March 19, 2012 at 6:19 PM

Somehow I can’t imagine the wedding vows included the words love, honor, comfort, keep, or cherish. If they did, the words meant nothing to that male human. (No, I won’t even call him a man.)
I know most people focus on the woman here, but she’s just ignorant – that can be fixed. Probably mentally wiped out by the wedding as well. What he did completely lacked honor or wisdom.
I’ve been married 25 years, and my wife knows I’ve got her back no matter what. And I know she’s got mine.

Marcola on March 19, 2012 at 6:20 PM

blink on March 19, 2012 at 6:13 PM

I’m guessing they were some type of liberal arts/studies majors?

Jack Slade on March 19, 2012 at 6:20 PM

Obama will call her soon…for his daughters…

Schadenfreude on March 19, 2012 at 6:20 PM

She’s the perfect woman. Hot, but dumb enough to massively lower her standards for a mate and not realize she’s doing it. Dude can probably look forward to doing whatever he wants in marriage and she won’t understand what’s going on.

AngusMc on March 19, 2012 at 6:20 PM

I hope the sex is good.

WyoMike on March 19, 2012 at 6:20 PM

If it’s fake, she’s as good an actor as she is dumb if it’s not fake.

factsonlypls on March 19, 2012 at 6:21 PM

I’d like to know what her political leanings are, what her philosophy of life is…

Schadenfreude on March 19, 2012 at 6:18 PM

You mean “shaved or unshaved”?

BL@KBIRD on March 19, 2012 at 6:21 PM

AP

No analysis from last nights “Walking Dead”?

tank_killer69 on March 19, 2012 at 6:21 PM

It must be fake. She’s way too hot for that putz.

DamnCat on March 19, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Well, (if it’s legit), she’s incredibly stupid. He’s average looking, but maybe his brains and sense of humor (yeah, I know) won her over?

conservative pilgrim on March 19, 2012 at 6:21 PM

This has to be a hoax. But I question the wisdom of filming yourself and your passenger while driving 80 mph.

Dee2008 on March 19, 2012 at 6:22 PM

Totally Fake…no one is that dumb

georgealbert on March 19, 2012 at 6:22 PM

He married her.

So who’s really the stupid one here?

AZCoyote on March 19, 2012 at 6:22 PM

That was ugly.

blackgriffin on March 19, 2012 at 6:23 PM

Actually, she’s very very smart. How else to invent so many wrong ways to solve the problem? It’s like someone who deliberately sings off key–takes talent.

Dee2008 on March 19, 2012 at 6:24 PM

Your education dollars at work if this is real folks!

SilverDeth on March 19, 2012 at 6:24 PM

Definitely a slow (or boring) news day.

stukinIL4now on March 19, 2012 at 6:24 PM

Typhoon on March 19, 2012 at 6:18 PM

That’s what I was thinking.

conservative pilgrim on March 19, 2012 at 6:24 PM

Yeah, the guy is a jerk. And even if fake, it still makes her look bad. Shame on him. He’s the loser – not her.

Blake on March 19, 2012 at 6:25 PM

Ouch. My brain hurts.

sobincorporated on March 19, 2012 at 6:26 PM

I have met people who are that dumb so it is possible. The Malia trip to Mexico story seems to have been scrubbed .Maybe it was a fake, or maybe the WH came down on them.

sandee on March 19, 2012 at 6:26 PM

A better set of videos are the classics of Peggy Joseph, Julio, and the Obama Stash girls in Detroit.

No three videos better describe America in 2012 and the devotion of true ______bots than those.

*****And yes you’re an insane hater if you post the words of Mitt Romney that he is a “Progressive”.

PappyD61 on March 19, 2012 at 6:28 PM

It’s very hard to fake a video like this.. the way she’s reacting is very natural.

I would be very surprised if they stay together after this embarrassing video. He must be very arrogant to humiliate his own wife..

justinok on March 19, 2012 at 6:28 PM

Fake.

Good Lt on March 19, 2012 at 6:29 PM

Nope, he’s not a jerk. She knew she was being filmed. I was in her corner until she insisted, “I’m making sense. You are not making sense!” All bets were off at that point.

princetrumpet on March 19, 2012 at 6:31 PM

Years ago I was dating this lady that managed a shoe store. She had a girl named Holly that worked for her for a while. Holly was gorgeous. She was also as dumb as a box of rocks. One day, I stopped into the store and Holly told me my friend had stepped out, but she’d be back in a couple of minutes. I guess the devil must have made me do it, but I decided to have a little fun. In no time at all, I had Holly convinced that you could see electricity by pinching a ‘D’ cell battery on the ends and letting go really quickly. She even had the cutest little twitch when she’d let go of the battery try to see the spark.

My friend must have gotten delayed because I finally had to leave without seeing here. I guess she got back a few minutes after I left. Of course, she found Holly sitting behind the cash register pinching this battery and twitching when she let go of it.

It was a while before I got any, I’ll tell you.

And, yes, I did learn my lesson. Nobody got hurt, but it was mean.

trigon on March 19, 2012 at 6:31 PM

The Malia trip to Mexico story seems to have been scrubbed .Maybe it was a fake, or maybe the WH came down on them.

sandee on March 19, 2012 at 6:26 PM

Wow. That was fast. Drudge has two separate links on the story and both places scrubbed it.

My family can’t afford to go anywhere for spring break next week, due to the Obama economy.

This is the kind of stuff that really pisses me off.

portlandon on March 19, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Same here. Twelve of her friends went on the trip. Twelve. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

conservative pilgrim on March 19, 2012 at 6:31 PM

She must have been a humanities major. The educational establishment babbles about teaching “critical thinking” and produces…this.

Confutus on March 19, 2012 at 6:32 PM

On what basis are you claiming that he “got the brains”? Because he knew the amount of time it takes to travel 80 miles when traveling at a rate of 80 miles per hour? Is that a valid criterion for determining who is a recipient of brains?

blink on March 19, 2012 at 6:30 PM

Hey, I’m grading on a curve. Compared to her he’s a rocket scientist!

conservative pilgrim on March 19, 2012 at 6:32 PM

He’s the real moron here.

John the Libertarian on March 19, 2012 at 6:32 PM

LOL, this was hilarious.
The guy is NOT a jerk.
He was actually trying to teach her something. She is an idiot and perhaps, if she gets flack for this, she’ll try to use that brain of hers.
Just wow. I can’t imagine being married to someone who couldn’t think.

bridgetown on March 19, 2012 at 6:33 PM

I hope it is fake. No one really wins here if it is not.

CW on March 19, 2012 at 6:33 PM

It is fake but accurate as they say in the LSM.

CorporatePiggy on March 19, 2012 at 6:33 PM

Everyone keeps saying it’s fake. Show me where you find this info out, please?!

bridgetown on March 19, 2012 at 6:35 PM

AP

No analysis from last nights “Walking Dead”?

tank_killer69 on March 19, 2012 at 6:21 PM

oh its coming. he usually needs about 24 hours to compose himself.

i am waiting for him to comment on that disgusting thing with the comic books dudes that usually comes on after. thankfully they went straight to “talking” last night. i see the commercials for it during walking and cant even make it to the end of the promos….i want those guys eaten in the seaosn 3 premiere before the credits….

t8stlikchkn on March 19, 2012 at 6:36 PM

Good. LORD.

nicktjacob on March 19, 2012 at 6:36 PM

Three months to go viral…?

Seven Percent Solution on March 19, 2012 at 6:36 PM

Please people – digital marketing specialist? Hello? Typical dumb blond? Hello?

Earth to whom ever – It’s a joke – a put on – complete waste. Not even a moron would come up with her explanations.

Teafran on March 19, 2012 at 6:36 PM

Just wow. I can’t imagine being married to someone who couldn’t think.

bridgetown on March 19, 2012 at 6:33 PM

Michelle Obama used to think that.

portlandon on March 19, 2012 at 6:36 PM

LOL, this was hilarious.
The guy is NOT a jerk.
He was actually trying to teach her something. She is an idiot and perhaps, if she gets flack for this, she’ll try to use that brain of hers.
Just wow. I can’t imagine being married to someone who couldn’t think.

bridgetown on March 19, 2012 at 6:33 PM

Whose the jerk that posted it on line.

RickB on March 19, 2012 at 6:36 PM

I would guestimate that she is looking for a new guy if this is doing the rounds.

lexhamfox on March 19, 2012 at 6:36 PM

AP is just jealous he isn’t road trippin with a hottie widda body

blatantblue on March 19, 2012 at 6:37 PM

She must have been a humanities major. The educational establishment babbles about teaching “critical thinking” and produces…this.

Confutus on March 19, 2012 at 6:32 PM

an occupy wants us to pay her student loans….

t8stlikchkn on March 19, 2012 at 6:37 PM

I think that Mitt Romney will lose to Obama by at least 20 mph. He is to rich, and never been pour and can’t touch the masses. That lady is two hot two be a Republican, and is part of a Mormon cult that burns Xhristians at the steak or something.
Thank ewe!
liberty4life

KOOLAID2 on March 19, 2012 at 6:37 PM

Btw, people. She’s not even that attractive.

Raise your standards a bit…

nicktjacob on March 19, 2012 at 6:39 PM

Or maybe being dumb is just a HUGE turnoff…

nicktjacob on March 19, 2012 at 6:40 PM

Leave the husband alone. He just helped “Chel” nail a job as Obama’s new economics czar.

TXUS on March 19, 2012 at 6:43 PM

If it is real, there’s some possibility that she might be pretty proud of her reasoning and honestly not see anything wrong with posting it. And given his failure to explain mph to her, I’m not sure anyone would be able to convince her that the video makes her look like an idiot.

But I still think it’s not real.

Dee2008 on March 19, 2012 at 6:43 PM

Btw, people. She’s not even that attractive.

Raise your standards a bit…

nicktjacob on March 19, 2012 at 6:39 PM

Dumb and ugly are no way to go through life.

-Dean Wormer

portlandon on March 19, 2012 at 6:43 PM

If this is real, I thank my lucky stars for having found the charming, respectful guy I married.
;)

Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on March 19, 2012 at 6:43 PM

She sounds just like Obowma…

… without the teleprompter.

Seven Percent Solution on March 19, 2012 at 6:44 PM

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