Here we go: Full-length Obama campaign documentary debuts

posted at 9:30 pm on March 15, 2012 by Allahpundit

The official title: “The Road We’ve Traveled.” My title: Three Years of Glory.

It’s all here. Protracted high unemployment, a catastrophic health-care boondoggle, aimlessness in Afghanistan, Iran nearing nuclear breakout capacity, soaring gas prices, and of course historic deficits on top of a looming entitlements-driven fiscal meltdown. Narrated by Tom Hanks and directed by a guy who can’t find a single fault with Obama even though he also directed “Waiting for Superman,” a movie about unions and their political cronies ruining education for kids. Ahem.

Pop some popcorn and settle in. It’s magic time.


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Pinching my nose as I dive in…

Ugly on March 15, 2012 at 9:33 PM

I.Can’t.I.Just.Can’t.

SouthernGent on March 15, 2012 at 9:35 PM

The left might even pause their late-term abortion, greatest-hits, home videos to watch this.

The crisis of which to rub one out to will be a challenge.

ClassicCon on March 15, 2012 at 9:35 PM

CANNOT CLICK .. but will await my trusty HAers’ analysis as per each and every lie.
Seriously, I CANNOT CLICK !

pambi on March 15, 2012 at 9:35 PM

Tone Deaf.

rob verdi on March 15, 2012 at 9:35 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

Looking at the realclear polls gives me so much hope for America

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

With ya southerngent
Just can’t click

cmsinaz on March 15, 2012 at 9:37 PM

Communist, socialist, bastard. Bent on taking down the United States of America. I will pee on his grave.

ultracon on March 15, 2012 at 9:37 PM

I thought it would be called “The Fairways We’ve Traveled.”

RBMN on March 15, 2012 at 9:38 PM

Ace,

You better write a really long, scathing review that would make Plinkett proud.

Christien on March 15, 2012 at 9:38 PM

Have we added up all the lies in this thing yet?

Roymunson on March 15, 2012 at 9:40 PM

No way I click that.

No. Way.

Rebar on March 15, 2012 at 9:40 PM

I’ll wait till Nov. 7 to watch. Maybe.

lowandslow on March 15, 2012 at 9:40 PM

Sorry, no. My head would explode.

fogw on March 15, 2012 at 9:40 PM

Holy Sh*t. They stole my video. This is the artsy version:

Building a Religion 2012-Obama: We are 7 months away from fundamentally transforming America
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9o2X1nrUng&hd=1

Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty

No Niks on March 15, 2012 at 9:40 PM

Hold on, Peter Orszag told Obama the deep recession would unavoidably add trillions to the nation’s debt? Why wasn’t Joe the Plumber invited to join the conversation instead of this LSE clown?

bayam on March 15, 2012 at 9:40 PM

No more Tom Hanks movies for me.

RBMN on March 15, 2012 at 9:41 PM

+1 Rbmn

:)
Fore!

cmsinaz on March 15, 2012 at 9:41 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

Man you Liberal Obamabots creep me out.

Roymunson on March 15, 2012 at 9:41 PM

I have no problem with this — keep blowing the money of The Faithful, champ! I do, however, have a problem when you blow my money.

youknowit on March 15, 2012 at 9:41 PM

No more Tom Hanks movies for me.

RBMN on March 15, 2012 at 9:41 PM

+1

d1carter on March 15, 2012 at 9:42 PM

Fiction by any other hollywood farcical film noir

Kini on March 15, 2012 at 9:42 PM

The bigger they are the harder they fall

txmomof6 on March 15, 2012 at 9:42 PM

GDP was better, Unemployment was lower and gas prices were 1/2 of what they are today.

And we didn’t have a President that supported THIS promoting his agenda with all the power of the American Presidency.

He can smile all he wants but THIS…….is the real Barack Obama.

http://www.wnd.com/2008/01/45553/

Following are 10 excuses Obama has given through the years for voting “present” and “no” on the Illinois Born Alive Infant Protection Act, or BAIPA.

10. Babies who survive abortions are not protected by the Equal Protection Clause of the Constitution.

Obama, the sole opponent ever to speak against BAIPA, stated on the Illinois Senate floor on March 30, 2001:

I just want to suggest … that this is probably not going to survive constitutional scrutiny.

Number one, whenever we define a previable fetus as a person that is protected by the equal protection clause or the other elements in the Constitution, what we’re really saying is, in fact, that they are persons that are entitled to the kinds of protections that would be provided to a – child, a 9-month-old – child that was delivered to term. …

I mean, it – it would essentially bar abortions, because the equal protection clause does not allow somebody to kill a child, and if this is a child, then this would be an anti-abortion statute. For that purpose, I think it would probably be found unconstitutional.

9. A ban to stop aborted babies from being shelved to die would be burdensome to mothers.

Keep smiling, November 6th is coming.

PappyD61 on March 15, 2012 at 9:43 PM

He’s so articulate. And so black.

*swoon*

/

RedNewEnglander on March 15, 2012 at 9:43 PM

No. Not gonna.

catwrangler on March 15, 2012 at 9:43 PM

No more Tom Hanks movies for me.

RBMN on March 15, 2012 at 9:41 PM

Don’t start that again… if you’re using the internet or watching Hollywood entertainment, the liberals are profiting. Get over it- at least the Chinese are just as vulnerable.

bayam on March 15, 2012 at 9:43 PM

Let’s see Hugo Chavez top this…

d1carter on March 15, 2012 at 9:43 PM

4 more years? We’re guaranteed to hit bottom.

GarandFan on March 15, 2012 at 9:43 PM

The official title: “The Road We’ve Traveled.” My title: Three Years of Glory.

Nightmare on Pennsylvania Street.

MontanaMmmm on March 15, 2012 at 9:44 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Now I know you’re a freakin’ retard! LMMFAO!

Lanceman on March 15, 2012 at 9:44 PM

What do we remember in November 08?

The rise of the socialists.

Kini on March 15, 2012 at 9:44 PM

I witnessed the tounge bath the director gave Obama after completing the project.

I’m usually open to viewing something, even for a laugh. But I already know the punchline, from the director.

“Obama is perfect….”.

I’m going to put 17 minutes of my life to better use. Like clipping my toenails. Or kicking a stray cat….

Hog Wild on March 15, 2012 at 9:44 PM

FEH!

ted c on March 15, 2012 at 9:46 PM

I can’t. I just can’t.

BRunner on March 15, 2012 at 9:46 PM

Don’t start that again… if you’re using the internet or watching Hollywood entertainment, the liberals are profiting. Get over it- at least the Chinese are just as vulnerable.

bayam on March 15, 2012 at 9:43 PM

Yeah, that internet thing is gonna be tough.
But Limewire makes everything else academic. If I were so inclined to use it.

Lanceman on March 15, 2012 at 9:46 PM

*sniff*

I love Big Brother.

sulla on March 15, 2012 at 9:46 PM

People… is isn’t that bad. I was actually listening just before I clicked the little black square.

So he’s got that going for him.

Ugly on March 15, 2012 at 9:46 PM

The State O’bama claims to have been born in, despite having basically only one season year round, has some of the worst roads in the US, thanks to a half a century of Democrat Corruption in the State Government…

http://www.kitv.com/r/30688376/detail.html

While (Democrat) state transportation officials agree many of Hawaii’s roads are in need of repair, they’re calling the research slanted and saying it misrepresents information.

-snip-

Hawaii receives a significant amount of federal money for its transportation projects. But Meisenzahl said federal requirements and the state’s (corrupt Democrat) strict procurement and permitting process prevents state projects from moving quickly, something Hawaii construction workers desperately want.

Statewide, construction employment in Hawaii has declined by 12,000 (jobs), or 30 percent over the past four years,” said John Romanowski, president of the Associated General Contractors of America’s state chapter.

Nationally, Honolulu ranked 255th out of 337 metro areas in terms of the percentage of construction jobs lost during 2011.

Thank You President O’bama. Mission Accomplished.

Del Dolemonte on March 15, 2012 at 9:47 PM

So this is the prequel to the movie coming out about Teh One taking out bin Laden?

catmman on March 15, 2012 at 9:48 PM

if you’re using the internet or watching Hollywood entertainment, the liberals are profiting. Get over it- at least the Chinese are just as vulnerable.

bayam on March 15, 2012 at 9:43 PM

Which explains why Stedman Holder had his DOJ shut down file sharing sites like MegaUpload a few weeks ago.

Del Dolemonte on March 15, 2012 at 9:48 PM

I’d rather be stung by fire ants while being fed feet first into a paper shredder after being disemboweled.
What?

annoyinglittletwerp on March 15, 2012 at 9:49 PM

I love you, Allahpundit. Do you believe in magic? Because from what I can tell, this Obama character is positively enchanting.

JackForce on March 15, 2012 at 9:49 PM

The Democraps go fully into Government Propaganda mode. Wow…I don’t even need to Godwin this … they have quite transparently gone there.

Jaibones on March 15, 2012 at 9:50 PM

I’ll keep that video handy just in case I need an emetic.

darwin on March 15, 2012 at 9:50 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made Emperor For Life.

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

Fixed.

Now go wash His feet.

Del Dolemonte on March 15, 2012 at 9:50 PM

i’d rather get in bed with Helen Thomas.

GhoulAid on March 15, 2012 at 9:51 PM

Pop some popcorn and settle in.

Not a chance. No amount of pot could suppress the nausea.

MadisonConservative on March 15, 2012 at 9:51 PM

More like Highway to hell.

ThePrez on March 15, 2012 at 9:51 PM

Take a gander at the propaganda!

Um, nope.

Fallon on March 15, 2012 at 9:51 PM

Hah! He’s peaked too early!

by Nov, the movie will just be “The Road”

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=the+road+trailer+youtube&mid=5F6DAA13EB7BE430BC485F6DAA13EB7BE430BC48&view=detail&FORM=VIRE1

tomg51 on March 15, 2012 at 9:51 PM

The guy is an absolute lock for another four years. All they gotta do is frame the campaign around “Are you better off in terms of Obama love fests than you were four years ago?”

JohnD13 on March 15, 2012 at 9:54 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.
liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

Two words for you….Seek Help

BeachBum on March 15, 2012 at 9:54 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

Looking at the realclear polls gives me so much hope for America

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

You so funny GI. Now, want to get back to elaboratin on your AGW post about the 99% settled? Or do you just prefer to let off stinkies?

arnold ziffel on March 15, 2012 at 9:54 PM

i’d rather get in bed with Helen Thomas.

GhoulAid on March 15, 2012 at 9:51 PM

THAT I could NEVER do, Man!

annoyinglittletwerp on March 15, 2012 at 9:55 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

Looking at the realclear polls gives me so much hope for America

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

I would normally assume that you would have to be a conservative parodying a liberal to write something like that.

Count to 10 on March 15, 2012 at 9:55 PM

Screw that. Read this instead: http://t.co/sj2trXAR. It’s positively exhilarating!

Naturally Curly on March 15, 2012 at 9:55 PM

Funny how my lib ‘friends’ showed up online, just now.
Hook. Line. Sinker.
Unless my prayers are heard.
Sigh.

pambi on March 15, 2012 at 9:56 PM

He needs to be made president for life.

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

Behold the ugly underbelly of liberalism/statism/cult of personality/socialism/communism/fascism. Just what is “progressive” about these totalitarians?

John the Libertarian on March 15, 2012 at 9:56 PM

I’m not watching that crap.

JellyToast on March 15, 2012 at 9:56 PM

Unicorn farts and solar panel building, 85% of them failing, these are just some of my favorite things.

Huge deficits and regulation building, out of control government spending, these are just some of my favorite things.

Straw man building and young teen jeering, 41% approval polls falling quickly, these are just some of my favorite things.

jukin3 on March 15, 2012 at 9:57 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

Looking at the realclear polls gives me so much hope for America

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

More proof of your hope to remake America into Cuba/N. Korea/name your favorite dictatorship.

Bitter Clinger on March 15, 2012 at 9:57 PM

I would normally assume that you would have to be a conservative parodying a liberal to write something like that.

Count to 10 on March 15, 2012 at 9:55 PM

Thank you President obama!

-crr6, circa last year.

Lanceman on March 15, 2012 at 9:57 PM

Funny how my lib ‘friends’ showed up online, just now.
Hook. Line. Sinker.
Unless my prayers are heard.
Sigh.

pambi on March 15, 2012 at 9:56 PM

With the lone exception, even the regular libtards here don’t swallow this jive.

Lanceman on March 15, 2012 at 9:59 PM

Has anyone watched? I can’t do it.

msmveritas on March 15, 2012 at 9:59 PM

The official title: “The Road We’ve Traveled.” My title: Three Years of Glory.

Nightmare on Pennsylvania Street.

MontanaMmmm on March 15, 2012 at 9:44 PM

My vote for thread winner!!

Bitter Clinger on March 15, 2012 at 10:00 PM

Sorry, busy having acupuncture done on my pupils.

antipc on March 15, 2012 at 10:01 PM

I really hope that this movie is required in schools.

Gotta start those kids off young to mold them into O’s utopia.

tom daschle concerned on March 15, 2012 at 10:02 PM

It’s “Showtime” is more fitting for a movie about America’s first reality star “showboat” President.

OxyCon on March 15, 2012 at 10:02 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

Looking at the realclear polls gives me so much hope for America

liberal4life

Are you f*cking retarded? Do you know where you live? This is America weirdo. We don’t do emperors, kings, or “presidents for life”. Go live where they do that sort of thing, please, please, GO!! Blech! You make me want to vomit!

JAM on March 15, 2012 at 10:03 PM

Thank you President obama!

-crr6, circa last year.

Lanceman on March 15, 2012 at 9:57 PM

I have to admit that I’m not the best differentiating the two.

Count to 10 on March 15, 2012 at 10:03 PM

Has anyone watched? I can’t do it.

msmveritas on March 15, 2012 at 9:59 PM

Me neither. I’d rather poke my eyes out with a fork.

Bitter Clinger on March 15, 2012 at 10:03 PM

I’m not going to watch this crap. Thanks for posting it though.

Mirimichi on March 15, 2012 at 10:04 PM

I watched the whole thing. At first, I was kind of upset and angry at the lies and sheer stupidity of the things they were trying to claim was a good thing. Renewables? HAHAHA Yeah, ok. That one had to be sarcasm. If you lie, you tell really big lies. But after a while of watching this video, I was actually comfortable seeing and hearing what was in it. It dawned on me that Obama and his supporters are completely clueless (as far as the people who made this clip are concerned). I started pitying them and those who’s hopes are pinned on Obama. It was like watching a hurt animal that can no longer take care of itself. And every move it makes just causes more harm to itself. More than anything, it made it clear that Obama needs compassion. He needs care. He needs forgiveness. This video made it clear that Obama has failed. And that he has nothing to his credit.

MrX on March 15, 2012 at 10:04 PM

Reading a lot of lines from “One More Minute” out there…

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2aih6_weird-al-yankovic-one-more-minute_music

JohnD13 on March 15, 2012 at 10:04 PM

I’d rather pour bleach in my eyeballs!

JAM on March 15, 2012 at 10:05 PM

ENVY

0bamaderangementsyndrom on March 15, 2012 at 10:05 PM

Downloading this for future agumentation’s sake (with friends, if necessary)
After the Flat Earth remarks today, I’m still too upset to watch or listen. Apalling.
Don’t want to be tempted to toss laptop out a window.

pambi on March 15, 2012 at 10:06 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

You referred to him as “emperor of the land” the other day. Two possibilities:

1. You’re a non-liberal masquerading as a stereotype.
2. You’re actually that bats**t crackers.

I’m thinking it’s the first one.

MadisonConservative on March 15, 2012 at 10:06 PM

I’d sooner click on a link to 2 girls 1 cup. Okay, maybe that’s stretching it. But seriously, I think the reaction would be the same…nausea, disbelief, physical discomfort, etc. I’ll take a pass on this one. And screw Tom Hanks.

Nikkia2112 on March 15, 2012 at 10:06 PM

Red Dawn?

Apocalypse Now?

catmman on March 15, 2012 at 10:06 PM

Isn’t Tom Hanks in the top 1% of the 1%ers?

fogw on March 15, 2012 at 10:07 PM

You referred to him as “emperor of the land” the other day. Two possibilities:

1. You’re a non-liberal masquerading as a stereotype.
2. You’re actually that bats**t crackers.

I’m thinking it’s the first one.

MadisonConservative on March 15, 2012 at 10:06 PM

I could care less what you think of me. Only thinking you will be doing come November is wondering “what could have been” when Romney gets humiliated.

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 10:09 PM

The Onion hits the right tone…

Flashback video.

SouthernGent on March 15, 2012 at 10:10 PM

He’s the goshdarned best prevaricator we’ve ever had in the White House, by jeepers!

And here’s what you need to watch this hagiography.

profitsbeard on March 15, 2012 at 10:11 PM

Bitter Clinger on March 15, 2012 at 10:00 PM

thx, a first for me.

I can’t watch, never did like horror movies, I’d have to watch with my hands over my eyes peeking thru the fingers once in awhile. Most of the time I just feel like burying my self under a blanket.

MontanaMmmm on March 15, 2012 at 10:11 PM

I would normally assume that you would have to be a conservative parodying a liberal to write something like that.

Count to 10 on March 15, 2012 at 9:55 PM

My exact thoughts. I had to reread that several times just to be sure it was for real. I’m beginning to think that particular leftist poster is really just a prankster, but perhaps that’s just wishful thinking on my part.

NukeRidingCowboy on March 15, 2012 at 10:12 PM

Hahahahahaha… Baraka Obama moderates the comments to his video. And wouldn’t you know not a single negative comment on there!!!

LMAO

ButterflyDragon on March 15, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Communist, socialist, bastard. Bent on taking down the United States of America. I will pee on his grave.

ultracon on March 15, 2012 at 9:37 PM

No eternal flame for him, it should be urinal trough.

But really, how do you really feel about Barky?

TheGarbone on March 15, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

Looking at the realclear polls gives me so much hope for America

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

Read this, and the first thing I thought of was Bill Murray in Caddyshacks. Ya know: “He’s a Cinderella boy, tears in his eyes I guess, a former greenskeeper about to become the Master’s champion.”

Anyway, that’s how I picture you voicing your comment out loud. Except you aren’t kidding, which, as others have noted, is the scary part.

Erich66 on March 15, 2012 at 10:23 PM

I think this is going to backfire on him. Overall, Americans do not like braggards. If this was a movie that was made by someone else after his term of office, it might be received differently but since this film was purchased by his campaign, most Americans are going to see it for what it is.

This is going to make him look bad in the eyes of most Americans. It’s kind of embarrassing, actually.

crosspatch on March 15, 2012 at 10:23 PM

Communist, socialist, bastard. Bent on taking down the United States of America. I will pee on his grave.

ultracon on March 15, 2012 at 9:37 PM

No eternal flame for him, it should be urinal trough.

But really, how do you really feel about Barky?

TheGarbone on March 15, 2012 at 10:17 PM

Two deranged morons

0bamaderangementsyndrom on March 15, 2012 at 10:25 PM

OK, posted a comment on the Utube. Kept it positive.

“Love this video, much better than the torch lit rallies of old. Viva il Duce. Thanks for sharing.”

Wonder if that will get through the screening.

TheGarbone on March 15, 2012 at 10:26 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

Not gonna happen, Champ. Stick that in your eye.

ghostwalker1 on March 15, 2012 at 10:26 PM

don’t click it… a view for obama videos is a disservice to this country

TimeTraveler on March 15, 2012 at 10:30 PM

The most selectively edited presidency. EVER.

Good Lt on March 15, 2012 at 10:35 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

Troll on, ye fearless troll general.

Good Lt on March 15, 2012 at 10:37 PM

Tear to my eye…He needs to be made president for life.

Looking at the realclear polls gives me so much hope for America

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

Yeah, it really brought tears to my eyes too. Tears of laughter.

Lightswitch on March 15, 2012 at 10:38 PM

Tear to my eye

You aint kidding. I haven’t laughed this hard since the last 3 Stoodges marathon (and yes ladies, someone getting a finger in the eye NEVER gets old).

…He needs to be made president for life.

liberal4life on March 15, 2012 at 9:36 PM

It’s already been 4 years and it *felt* like a lifetime.

BTW, unless Russian Paratroopers are landing on the WH lawn or the Chinese repossess California for lack of payment on our debt to them, Obama is going to be a 1 term trick pony.

BlaxPac on March 15, 2012 at 10:44 PM

I wonder if the Wizard gives him a Nobel Peace Prize in this directors cut. More importantly does it have flying monkeys?

2Tru2Tru on March 15, 2012 at 10:49 PM

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