Romney brushes up on his Southern slang in preparation for Dixie primaries

posted at 6:00 pm on March 9, 2012 by Tina Korbe

Mitt Romney doesn’t have to master the South — he could lose both Alabama and Mississippi and still secure the nomination — but he’s made an effort to connect in Dixie anyway.

Entering the region as an underdog against Rick Santorum, Romney first deployed his Southern version during a Wednesday afternoon visit to Pascagoula, Miss., blending stump pitches on energy and the military with a shout-out to campaign aide Garrett Jackson, a 2009 Ole Miss grad, who he travels with “more than my wife.”

“He’s now turning me into an, I don’t know, an unofficial Southerner,” Romney said in front of several giant oil-drilling rig platforms sitting at the port. “I’m learning to say ‘y’all.’ I like grits. Things are, strange things, are happening to me.”

On cue, Romney kept the Southern shtick going Thursday morning at a town hall-style rally in Jackson, Miss. Standing next to Gov. Phil Bryant, a recent endorser who’s from one of the most conservative counties in the state, Romney opened with a local salute.

“The governor said I had to say it right: Mornin’ y’all. Good to be with you,” Romney bantered. “I got started right this morning with a biscuit and some cheesy grits. I’ll tell you! Delicious.”

The reviews of his Southern act have been mixed. (If he really wanted to bowl everybody over, he’d accompany every Southern handshake with a friendly, “How’s your mam’n'em?” Guess Garrett Jackson hasn’t taught Mitt that one yet.) One Mississippi rally-goer told Politico that Romney’s appropriation of Southern linguistic efficiencies like “y’all” could be perceived as “disingenuous.” Another said she was essentially indifferent to his pretense of a Southern personality — but wouldn’t be indifferent to his success story if he would only tell it in a way that conveyed that it’s possible for the middle class to attain what he has. Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant declared, “I think people in Mississippi like Mitt Romney.”

According to Rasmussen, that’s true: Romney has an 8-point lead in the state. ARG puts Newt Gingrich up by four, but it still looks like a Romney win in Mississippi is possible, maybe even likely — and, again, Romney doesn’t have to win to stay in the race. Gingrich has made a win in either Mississippi or Alabama (and preferably both!) do-or-die. If he wins neither, he’ll probably be out. Santorum, too, needs a victory in one or both to knock out Gingrich and to bolster his narrative that he’s the leading counter to Romney.

Both Gingrich and Santorum are running out of money with which to mount a fight, though. Gingrich opted to forgo a Monday fundraiser to do a little last-minute campaigning in the South, recognizing that if he raises $1 million Monday but loses Mississippi and Alabama Tuesday, he’ll have no campaign left to finance. Santorum recently said he’s “burning through [his] savings.” Romney, too, has had to spend more than he planned — but he has better-positioned supporters to hit up for more cash. Donor fatigue might be the single biggest drawback to a long primary!

At this point, it would be encouraging to see Romney take a Southern state other than Virginia (namely, Mississippi); it would weaken the argument that he’ll be unable to count on the support of the South in the general election. Romney has acknowledged that the South is “a bit of an away game” for him. Now’s when he needs to prove that he’s got what it takes to lead the entire country, not just the Northeast or the ultra-wealthy or establishment Republicans. Clearly, that’s what the Romney camp is thinking, too. Hence his “Southern makeover.”

To parrot Santorum’s advisers, though, it’d also be nice if Alabamans voted to make this a two-man race so, at the very least, we’re able to learn if all non-Romney votes up to this point really have been anti-Romney votes or whether the majority of Republicans really are OK with Romney as the nominee.


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I like the sizes and numbers of y’all’s lakes and trees.

Chickyraptor on March 9, 2012 at 6:02 PM

This is so embarrassing.

Willard is just not a conservative.

liberal4life on March 9, 2012 at 6:02 PM

He didn’t say taaame…he said “time”.

Spare me the Obama and Hillary phonyness.

Just be yourself…oh, wait, you are a perfumed prince.

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:03 PM

…….and ignores the good job numbers.

conservatives.

rooting for America to fail since 2008!

DBear on March 9, 2012 at 6:03 PM

The computer from the left malfunctioned, again.

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM

Romeny/West 2012 because you don’t bring a sweater vest to a knife fight.

NickDeringer on March 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM

That’s not my culture and heritage!

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM

And you all were so critical of Sarah Palin’s accent.

The average American says, “HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?!”

UODuckMan on March 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM

If he really wanted to bowl everybody over, he’d accompany every Southern handshake with a friendly, “How’s your mam’n’em?”

You’re not from the south are you. I think you just made that up.

SirGawain on March 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM

I’m southern and we don’t say cheesy grits. It’s cheese grits, you JC Penney mannequin.

stingray9813 on March 9, 2012 at 6:05 PM

“I got started right this morning with a biscuit and some cheesy grits. I’ll tell you! Delicious.”

Awwww…that’s so cute;-)
He had polenta and brie en croute for breakfast

burrata on March 9, 2012 at 6:05 PM

I heard some of the radio and TV blowhards. Surprisingly, Rash got it right. Mitt is poking a little fun at himself. The “smart” set who gasp and swoon and catch the vapors over his words are the same people who call him robotic and needing to “connect” more. He’s being human in a good-natured way without trying to be something he isn’t.

MJBrutus on March 9, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Plastic. Man.

Key West Reader on March 9, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Like PBHO does when his voice magically acquires and inner-city patois.

“Where Emma at? Where dat Miss Emma? Yo dere she be sittin’, right dere!”

Bishop on March 9, 2012 at 6:05 PM

My grits, Mitt. Kiss them.

sartana on March 9, 2012 at 6:06 PM

DBear on March 9, 2012 at 6:03 PM

Boy.

Bmore on March 9, 2012 at 6:06 PM

Thanks for sharing, Tina. ;)

FlaMurph on March 9, 2012 at 6:06 PM

DBear on March 9, 2012 at 6:03 PM

You are such idiots. What good numbers. Hundreds of thousand were counted 2-3 times and the underemployed are not counted at all.

At a minimum the unemployment is at 15%, you liars.

77% of the people, as of yesterday, say they’ll voted based on gasoline prices…and they have just begun to trend up. Summer is not here, yet.

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:06 PM

Newt was on a local radio station today… He said you cannot “educate Obama”.

He’s right.

Newt/West 2012

Fire it up!

Key West Reader on March 9, 2012 at 6:07 PM

HeIIfire, we’d be glad to school ole Mitt on a thing or two.

Bmore on March 9, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Romney’s new stump speech:

Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let’s not forget those ladies, y’all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Kin I it me a huntin license in here?

LiberalGenius on March 9, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Or Hillary:

“I ain’t no ways taaaaaaaarrrrdd!”

Bishop on March 9, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Romeny/West 2012 because you don’t bring a sweater vest to a knife fight.

NickDeringer on March 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM

Amen and LOL.

sherry on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

“Where Emma at? Where dat Miss Emma? Yo dere she be sittin’, right dere!”

Bishop on March 9, 2012 at 6:05 PM

N Yawl know miss Emma. She always be faintin’ at my events. Yo.

Key West Reader on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Then Romeny continued:

Is you is, or is you ain’t, my constituency?

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:06 PM

Libs don’t dig the whole math thingy. Math is hard.

Bmore on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Newt/West 2012

Fire it up!

Key West Reader on March 9, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Fired!

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

liberal4life on March 9, 2012 at 6:02 PM

You know you’re reduced to troll status, right?

hawkdriver on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

I can’t wait till Mitt starts pandering to the Hispanic Vote and just magically and totally coincidentally bumps into Gingrich’s penniless 80-year old Honduran grandmother and gives her a 50 Peso note on Cinco de Quatro.

sartana on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Mitt gets criticism for being self-deprecating while certain ‘blackccents’ go unnoticed. Typical reportage.

BHO Jonestown on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Plastic. Man.

Key West Reader on March 9, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Politician Barbie :)

melle1228 on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Oh, I’ll give him a pass on this. He’s trying, even though it may be awkward. Romney seems to be almost Nixonian in his awkwardness.

ddrintn on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

That dork don’t hunt. Bless his heart.

Christien on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Romney, on Gingrich and Santorum, while in Mississippi:

These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell, they ain’t even old timey!

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

On cue, Romney kept the Southern shtick going Thursday morning at a town hall-style rally in Jackson, Miss. Standing next to Gov. Phil Bryant, a recent endorser who’s from one of the most conservative counties in the state, Romney opened with a local salute.

“The governor said I had to say it right: Mornin’ y’all. Good to be with you,” Romney bantered. “I got started right this morning with a biscuit and some cheesy grits. I’ll tell you! Delicious.”

Pssst Mitt, southerners will accept you as who you are. They don’t like phony people trying to mimic them as if they are just out of the turnip patch.

Southernblogger on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Libs don’t dig the whole math thingy. Math is hard.

Bmore on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

They’s edumacated, we’s the hicks.

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

“is this here where I git me a huntin’ license?”

” ah ain’t no ways tarred…”

Mitt was joking. His comments can’t compete with Kerry and Hillary, who weren’t.

DanMan on March 9, 2012 at 6:10 PM

These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell, they ain’t even old timey!

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

“I’s blue” –Mitt

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:10 PM

That dork don’t hunt. Bless his heart.

Christien on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

But he does.. I thought he said he hunted small varmints:)

melle1228 on March 9, 2012 at 6:10 PM

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

: ) Yet they always get it wrong.

Bmore on March 9, 2012 at 6:11 PM

That dork don’t hunt. Bless his heart.

Christien on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

He’s the GOP’s John Kerry 2012.

And yup, that dawg won’t hunt.

Newt/West 2012.

Key West Reader on March 9, 2012 at 6:11 PM

“Here we are today celebrating Cinquo de Cuatrrrrrrrooooo…”

-Man of the world PBHO

Bishop on March 9, 2012 at 6:11 PM

“is this here where I git me a huntin’ license?”

DanMan on March 9, 2012 at 6:10 PM

“I’s hunting vermin,y’all”

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Romney seems to be almost Nixonian in his awkwardness.

ddrintn on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

You aren’t kidding!

Just wait for the general.

Who Let The Dogs Out

sharrukin on March 9, 2012 at 6:11 PM

sartana on March 9, 2012 at 6:08 PM

good one sartana, hit some high spots there

DanMan on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

DanMan on March 9, 2012 at 6:10 PM

“I’s hunting vermin,y’all”

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Y’all ain’t gittin’ nah huntin’ license, without first a buyin’ ya a spit of tabaccy.

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

“Y’all buy this here insurance, or I’ll throw all yer’ ass’ in jail.”

-Governor Mitt Romney, with a corncob pipe in his mouth.

portlandon on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

That dork don’t hunt. Bless his heart.

Christien on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

“I’s huntin vermin, boy”

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Oh, I’ll give him a pass on this. He’s trying, even though it may be awkward. Romney seems to be almost Nixonian in his awkwardness.

ddrintn on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Are you suggesting a Nixon landslide victory for the Rominator?

FlaMurph on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

They’s edumacated, we’s the hicks.

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

You the hick, theirs too m’s in edummacated. you iss dumm.

Bishop on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

But he does.. I thought he said he hunted small varmints:)

melle1228 on March 9, 2012 at 6:10 PM

Yard varmints…. The ones who service his lawns.

Key West Reader on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Santorum done R U N N O F T with Mitt’s nomination!

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

He fondly remembers the Southern Country Clubs he visited as a boy, and the excellent caddy service they provided.

RBMN on March 9, 2012 at 6:13 PM

I listened to him give part of a speech on the top of the hour news on the radio today discussing Obama and domestic energy. I was surprised at an increased level of emotion in his style. I would have to concede he’s at least starting to sound like someone who understands he isn’t just applying for a job, but petitioning be be the leader of the free world. More please.

hawkdriver on March 9, 2012 at 6:13 PM

So Meghan McCain is ghostwriting for Tina now? This is definitely a Meggie Mac-type article. When do we get to talk about other important stuff like the zodiac signs of the candidates and what it all means…

cicerone on March 9, 2012 at 6:13 PM

Oh my gosh it was a joke, you guys are just ready to jump on the guy for any little thing. These little sophomoric digs at the guy, geez give me a break.

nswider on March 9, 2012 at 6:13 PM

Pssst Mitt, southerners will accept you as who you are. They don’t like phony people trying to mimic them as if they are just out of the turnip patch.

Southernblogger on March 9, 2012 at 6:09 PM

I know that your advice is well intentioned and all that. But you see, he doesn’t need to hear it from you. That’s precisely what he did all without your help. There was no mimicry, no feigned drawl, no folksy homilies. He just spoke a little about the cultural newness of it to him.

From the comments here, you would think he put on a one man performance of “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” for them.

MJBrutus on March 9, 2012 at 6:14 PM

“I’m learning to say ‘y’all.’ I like grits. Things are, strange things, are happening to me.”

It’s reprogramming. Or puberty. Take your pick.

Stoic Patriot on March 9, 2012 at 6:14 PM

LMAO

Yeah, Romney will not win a single Southern state (and no, FL is not Southern).

Norwegian on March 9, 2012 at 6:14 PM

“Y’all come down to Sparta now, y’hear?”

portlandon on March 9, 2012 at 6:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYx4YqCOh0

UODuckMan on March 9, 2012 at 6:15 PM

portlandon on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Nobody goes to jail for not buying insurance. They have to pay a penalty if they use healthcare without insurance.

John the Libertarian on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

Oh my gosh it was a joke, you guys are just ready to jump on the guy for any little thing. These little sophomoric digs at the guy, geez give me a break.

nswider on March 9, 2012 at 6:13 PM

I swear Romney supporters have the thinnest skin when it comes to their candidate.

Dude, they’re politicians and entirely mockable even if you support them. Lighten up!

melle1228 on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

hawkdriver on March 9, 2012 at 6:13 PM

If he can only learn how to make a decent cornbread and reach out to us Teabagger types.

Bmore on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

He especially likes those instant grits. They’re so easy.

RBMN on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

Man you people are BRUTAL! lighten up a bit.

Whether you like it or not, he still has the best chance at being the next POTUS…unless you want 4 more years of Black Racist mixed with a bit of White Guilt.

I can hear him now, “Eat your Collard Greens!”

kirkill on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

From the comments here, you would think he put on a one man performance of “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” for them.

MJBrutus on March 9, 2012 at 6:14 PM

.
LOL — I was thinkin “My cousin Vinnie”

FlaMurph on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

From the comments here, you would think he put on a one man performance of “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” for them.

MJBrutus on March 9, 2012 at 6:14 PM

I was thinkin “Oh Brother Where art thou”

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:17 PM

Nobody goes to jail for not buying insurance. They have to pay a penalty if they use healthcare without insurance.

John the Libertarian on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

And what happens if you don’t pay your penalty?

portlandon on March 9, 2012 at 6:17 PM

Whoever the Republican Presidential Nominee is, I sure hope they are prepared to compete with Obama’s well organized campaign machine.

The president’s re-election base here looks more like a company than a campaign. For the last year, an office that appears nearly as long and as wide as a football field has steadily grown, with more than 300 workers now sitting bunched together. The campaign declines to say how many additional employees are posted in offices across the county, but a payroll of $3 million in January suggests the staff is larger than any ever assembled for a presidential race.

Having spent $48 million already, the campaign invested heavily in its effort to find and reconnect with past donors and volunteers, as well as identify potential supporters, and to entice them all to engage, through small donations, say, or by volunteering for one of the thousands of neighborhood “teams” the campaign is seeking to build across the nation.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/08/us/politics/obama-campaigns-vast-effort-to-re-enlist-08-supporters.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1

wren on March 9, 2012 at 6:18 PM

MJBrutus on March 9, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Mornin’ y’all. Good to be with you,” Romney bantered. “I got started right this morning with a biscuit and some cheesy grits. I’ll tell you! Delicious.”

This comes across as condescension. It’s his azz though.

Southernblogger on March 9, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Just call him Mitt Bob.

RBMN on March 9, 2012 at 6:18 PM

liberal4life on March 9, 2012 at 6:02 PM

You are quite possibly the stupidest and most arrogantly self-delusional troll EVER to stumble into this website since Sharks(sp?)- until he finally self-destructed and went down in a blaze of non-glory…as you soon will too.

Raquel Pinkbullet on March 9, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Oh my gosh it was a joke, you guys are just ready to jump on the guy for any little thing. These little sophomoric digs at the guy, geez give me a break.

nswider on March 9, 2012 at 6:13 PM

Get a life, and some humor. He’s a rich target.

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Even Rush talked about this today:

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2012/03/09/mitt_s_just_making_fun_of_himself

nswider on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

Exactly, a touch of Humility! When Baracky puts on his fake accents he’s taking himself totally seriously. Romney, clearly not.

kirkill on March 9, 2012 at 6:19 PM

lol, no matter what happens with Romney, I think a good chunk of his supporters will still be d1cks. Great thread. Way to keep that skin thick as you throw out any and every vulgar name you can muster for Newt, Rick and their supporters and whine because a couple folks are doing a bit of light teasing here on his new fangled accent.

hawkdriver on March 9, 2012 at 6:19 PM

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:17 PM

Deliverance

Southernblogger on March 9, 2012 at 6:19 PM

At least some commenters still have kept their sense of humor during this crappy primary. Y’all are crackin’ me up!

Vince on March 9, 2012 at 6:20 PM

Deliverance

Southernblogger on March 9, 2012 at 6:19 PM

If Mitt finds some inbred mountain folk and beats him at dueling banjos, I might vote for Mitt, actually.

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:20 PM

FlaMurph on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

Great alternate :-)

I loved Paul Newman. I can’t think of anyone who played a Suthna any better. And he did a bunch of them. I could have gone with, “Cool Hand Luke” or, “The Long Hot Summer” too :-)

MJBrutus on March 9, 2012 at 6:20 PM

melle1228 on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

But the premise of the article and most of the comments, that hes being phony trying to act like a Southerner in an attempt to appeal to Southerners, is wrong. Also, yes I don’t care that people mock Romney, its some commentators idea of sport it seems, but at least be clever about it.

nswider on March 9, 2012 at 6:20 PM

lol, no matter what happens with Romney, I think a good chunk of his supporters will still be d1cks. Great thread. Way to keep that skin thick as you throw out any and every vulgar name you can muster for Newt, Rick and their supporters and whine because a couple folks are doing a bit of light teasing here on his new fangled accent.

hawkdriver on March 9, 2012 at 6:19 PM

+1000

melle1228 on March 9, 2012 at 6:20 PM

You aren’t kidding!

Just wait for the general.

Who Let The Dogs Out

sharrukin on March 9, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Oye. Face Palm!

Key West Reader on March 9, 2012 at 6:21 PM

He even drank some Mormon moonshine–Mountain Dew.

RBMN on March 9, 2012 at 6:22 PM

But the premise of the article and most of the comments, that hes being phony trying to act like a Southerner in an attempt to appeal to Southerners, is wrong. Also, yes I don’t care that people mock Romney, its some commentators idea of sport it seems, but at least be clever about it.
nswider on March 9, 2012 at 6:20 PM

He was pandering just like EVERY other politician does.. and it is extremely funny since Romney is the least likely candidate to be caught at a Southern Barb-q on a Saturday night.

melle1228 on March 9, 2012 at 6:22 PM

You the hick, theirs too m’s in edummacated. you iss dumm.

Bishop on March 9, 2012 at 6:12 PM

I’s got maa baable under maa one arm, and maa gun under the other, one foot on maa truck, ai cigarette hangin out of maa mouth, and the beer sittin baa me. Aaam thinkin of humpin maa cousin tonight.

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:22 PM

RBMN on March 9, 2012 at 6:22 PM

And then made out with his cousin.

lorien1973 on March 9, 2012 at 6:22 PM

This comes across as condescension. It’s his azz though.

Southernblogger on March 9, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Not even close. But, of course, anti-Romney paranoids will latch onto anything they think can be distorted to suit their bias against Romney. Those of us who are able to recognize self-deprecating humor when we see or hear it understand that Romney was having a laugh at his own expense. So either that’s too difficult for some of the haters to grasp or they lack the requisite amount of intellectual honesty to admit it that he was joking around.

cicerone on March 9, 2012 at 6:23 PM

Just call him Mitt Bob.

RBMN on March 9, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Yeah, he needs a good ol’ Bubba name. “T-Willie” might work, even though his daddy’s middle name was Wilcken.

Christien on March 9, 2012 at 6:23 PM

How stiff were the grits? Only Yankees eat runny grits.

SouthernGent on March 9, 2012 at 6:23 PM

I’m southern and we don’t say cheesy grits. It’s cheese grits, you JC Penney mannequin.

stingray9813 on March 9, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Cheese or cheesy, whatever!
I’m a Mississippian.
This state is red no matter who the nominee. Just sayin!

southernms on March 9, 2012 at 6:23 PM

I don’t think I have an accent at all but my wife says when I get around my east Texas cousins she marvels at my dialect. But I don’t think they have accents either.

Every now and then I’ll pour a few extra beers in her and we get her talk in Bostonese. That is a riot in these parts.

DanMan on March 9, 2012 at 6:23 PM

What’s scary about this is that phony-Obama is more believable to the sheeple than phony-Romney.

infidel4life on March 9, 2012 at 6:23 PM

hawkdriver on March 9, 2012 at 6:19 PM

OK, I’ll bite. Who isn’t laughing along? Why are you complaining about people who are complaining who aren’t even complaining?

MJBrutus on March 9, 2012 at 6:23 PM

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Seriously? Coming from you thats pretty funny.

nswider on March 9, 2012 at 6:23 PM

hawkdriver on March 9, 2012 at 6:13 PM

If he can only learn how to make a decent cornbread and reach out to us Teabagger types.

Bmore on March 9, 2012 at 6:16 PM

“Cain’t sit here!”

hawkdriver on March 9, 2012 at 6:24 PM

Mittens biggest weakness is his perceived inauthenticity. So how does he counter that? By sporting inauthentic Southern mannerisms.

Good job Mittens!!!

Raquel Pinkbullet on March 9, 2012 at 6:24 PM

hawkdriver on March 9, 2012 at 6:19 PM

One of the few good things in this otherwise horrific run has been to see how they are. They fit him perfectly.

Schadenfreude on March 9, 2012 at 6:24 PM

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