Hot Air Survey: Michigan and Arizona Edition

posted at 5:00 pm on February 25, 2012 by Patrick Ishmael

Survey’s a little longer this time, but it includes a SMOD question as well as another Palin v. Christie matchup. As always, I’ll release some early results here.

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Who cares?
One state voted John McCain back in…and look who my state has in the Senate and Congress. We are mental misfits!

KOOLAID2 on February 25, 2012 at 5:04 PM

KOOLAID2
Its okay, at least you have us.

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:09 PM

Newt was the first one to slam barry for the koran burning apology. what was mittens doing???? talking about trees?

PATHETIC.

GhoulAid on February 25, 2012 at 5:09 PM

I chose Celery. I’m vegan, don’t like Travelocity, and like living. Picking the vegetable was the natural choice.

vegconservative on February 25, 2012 at 5:10 PM

In the question above, should we assume that celery’s running mate will be peanut butter?

Mark1971 on February 25, 2012 at 5:10 PM

ROmney/Rubio 2012-2028

hanzblinx on February 25, 2012 at 5:11 PM

Just a comment on SMOD. It should be “SAOD”, “Sweet Asteroid Of Death”, since meteors are way too small to wreck great destruction – most meet their end as nothing more than an entertaining shooting star on earth entry.

whatcat on February 25, 2012 at 5:15 PM

Worthless,

useless,

pointless,

unscientific,

embarrassingly dumb

Patrick-get-a-real-life

POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jailbreak on February 25, 2012 at 5:19 PM

Mark1971 on February 25, 2012 at 5:10 PM

Yes.

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:19 PM

Why no head to head with Paul? He is second in delegates after all.

iwasbornwithit on February 25, 2012 at 5:20 PM

Jailbait, how nice of you to participate. It means the world to us all.

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:20 PM

Jailbaiy, Would you have voted for pink or floyd. Since you don’t no much about either, that would have been a tough choice, huh?

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:22 PM

Patrick,

Can you please add “I don’t give a rat’s a$$ anymore” to all of the above questions?

JPeterman on February 25, 2012 at 5:23 PM

I think we will have a brokered convention.

First round of delegates:

Romney 1050
Santorum 800
Paul 300
Gingrich 150

2nd vote of delegates:

Romney 800
Paul 800
Santorum 600
Gingrich 100

Rand Paul will be the compromise candidate in a brokered convention.

ModerateMan on February 25, 2012 at 5:23 PM

Jailbaiy=Jailbait still equals Jailbait

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:23 PM

Good questions Patrick.

Kataklysmic on February 25, 2012 at 5:24 PM

Patrick, you resemble Dennis Quaid in your twitter picture. Nice.

TxAnn56 on February 25, 2012 at 5:27 PM

Newt was the first one to slam barry for the koran burning apology. what was mittens doing???? talking about trees?

PATHETIC.

GhoulAid on February 25, 2012 at 5:09 PM

Mitt does not want to annoy his base of Obama voters.

SparkPlug on February 25, 2012 at 5:28 PM

Good questions Patrick.

Kataklysmic on February 25, 2012 at 5:24 PM

I concur..Nice job Patrick..:)

Dire Straits on February 25, 2012 at 5:28 PM

Kataklysmic on February 25, 2012 at 5:24 PM

Ohh..Did I tell you..The GOP..nevermind..:)

Dire Straits on February 25, 2012 at 5:29 PM

Ohh..Did I tell you..The GOP..nevermind..:)

Dire Straits on February 25, 2012 at 5:29 PM

Lol, yeah true_king, you told me.

Kataklysmic on February 25, 2012 at 5:31 PM

Worthless,

useless,

pointless,

unscientific,

embarrassingly dumb

Patrick-get-a-real-life

POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jailbreak on February 25, 2012 at 5:19 PM

Hi Pink. Makin’ an arse out of yourself again? You are an embarrassment to trolls everywhere.

SparkPlug on February 25, 2012 at 5:32 PM

Dire
Can you believe Jailbait stopped by and didn’t have the courtesy to stick around?

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:32 PM

Dire
Can you believe Jailbait stopped by and didn’t have the courtesy to stick around?

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:32 PM

he popped his pointy head out and then ran back under the bridge to slurp up a few smiley guppies.

SparkPlug on February 25, 2012 at 5:33 PM

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:32 PM

He will be back..:(

Dire Straits on February 25, 2012 at 5:34 PM

Kataklysmic on February 25, 2012 at 5:31 PM

I haven’t seen true_king in a long time..:)

Dire Straits on February 25, 2012 at 5:35 PM

Ohh..Did I tell you..The GOP..nevermind..:)

Dire Straits on February 25, 2012 at 5:29 PM

hey. I thought that was for the QOTD thread only. I will be checking in later. Page two or three is good, page 4 is slackin’. (:

SparkPlug on February 25, 2012 at 5:36 PM

Jailbreak on February 25, 2012 at 5:19 PM

How would you do the poll better?

massrighty on February 25, 2012 at 5:36 PM

I had to quit when I got to the question asking me to choose between Gingrich or Santorum for president. No way do I want either of those guys anywhere near the Oval Office, so I didn’t finish the poll.

JA on February 25, 2012 at 5:38 PM

SparkPlug on February 25, 2012 at 5:36 PM

Good deal..:)

Dire Straits on February 25, 2012 at 5:40 PM

Okay, got a weird warning saying because of security, publisher of this content does not allow it to be displayed in a frame. WTH?

Celery. I picked celery because it seemed fresh and crunchy.

Fallon on February 25, 2012 at 5:43 PM

The survey didn’t show up for 3 minutes, and then it wouldn’t load my answers after I hit submit.

What a mess.

Emperor Norton on February 25, 2012 at 5:43 PM

Romney / Rand Paul 2012-2028

Rubio would bee fine too but I want to watch rand stick it to the fed and every other stupid, useless agency like the EPA, department of education(thanks for ruining my generation stupid ex hippie liberal teachers) etc.

1984 in real life on February 25, 2012 at 5:44 PM

Jailbreak on February 25, 2012 at 5:19 PM

How would you do the poll better?

massrighty on February 25, 2012 at 5:36 PM

It might take him a bit of time to do that!
First, it would take hours to get that big thing out from that small
hole he stuck it in…then…it would take time to get all those little dark colored chunks cleaned from his eyes, ears, nose, etc…and we would all be on the Sunday threads!

KOOLAID2 on February 25, 2012 at 5:47 PM

What is a SMOD? Also, there is no chance Ron Paul would have 800 delegates on the 2nd ballot.

karenhasfreedom on February 25, 2012 at 5:49 PM

KOOLAIDS
I thought jailbird was a dumb chick?

angrymike on February 25, 2012 at 5:50 PM

He will be back..:(

Dire Straits on February 25, 2012 at 5:34 PM

Yep, Jailbait is super easy to poke with sharp sticks, so its okay. Jailbait ain’y very smart for a six figure boy/girl.; ) Doesn’t know hardly anything about Floyd. You saw how fast it ran away when it couldn’t answer a simple question. Jailbait pitiful really.

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:50 PM

ain’y=ain’t

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:51 PM

angrymike on February 25, 2012 at 5:50 PM

That’s why I call it Jailbait, get it.

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 5:52 PM

The survey didn’t show up for 3 minutes

Me too

I had to empty my cache

poljunkie51 on February 25, 2012 at 5:55 PM

What is a SMOD?

karenhasfreedom on February 25, 2012 at 5:49 PM

Sweet Meteor of Death. It has its own facebook page.

Fallon on February 25, 2012 at 5:56 PM

Why wasn’t there an SMOD vs. the 4 candidates question?

besser tot als rot on February 25, 2012 at 5:56 PM

Patrick..I have one tiny request..Can you include the following question in the next survey..Who was better looking in the sitcom WKRP??..Jennifer or Bailey??..:)

Dire Straits on February 25, 2012 at 5:58 PM

Oh ya I get it, you dirty old man
he he

angrymike on February 25, 2012 at 5:58 PM

The survey does not seem to be “taking” for me this time.

I think the last time I took a poll here, my candidate order was:
Gingrich >> Romney > Santorum, with Crazy Uncle being an under no circumstances

Since the jihad against Santorum, I’ve flipped Santorum ahead of Romney.
Gingrich >> Santorum > Romney >> Crazy Uncle
Word of advice to campaigns: if you try to demonize someone, make sure he’s really a demon. What I found was that Santorum is less scary the more I look at him. I decided to rank him above Romney simply because I think he has a higher moral character than Romney does.

I’m also now so desperate that I honestly would vote for Ron Paul if the unthinkable happened and he’s the nominee.

Allen West would be a nice VP for Newt.

Y-not on February 25, 2012 at 5:59 PM

I’m glad the Reagan lawn gnome has returned.
Always gets my vote.

angrymike on February 25, 2012 at 6:03 PM

Not voting because don’t like any of the(still running) choices.
Pinky/Brain 2012!

annoyinglittletwerp on February 25, 2012 at 6:04 PM

Bmore
so do you picture a little blond bimbo about 17 with no common sense?

angrymike on February 25, 2012 at 6:05 PM

The survey didn’t show up for 3 minutes, and then it wouldn’t load my answers after I hit submit.

What a mess.

Emperor Norton on February 25, 2012 at 5:43 PM

It’s Google Docs…yer gets what yer pays fer.

Who is John Galt on February 25, 2012 at 6:05 PM

angrymike on February 25, 2012 at 6:05 PM

No, I like blondes, I see hairy arm pitted black woman, with a crack addiction.

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 6:09 PM

useless,

pointless,

unscientific,

embarrassingly dumb…
Jailbreak on February 25, 2012 at 5:19 PM

Describin’ yourself, are ya?

annoyinglittletwerp on February 25, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Who else is lying on every question just to mess with the data?

MJBrutus on February 25, 2012 at 6:13 PM

Who else is lying on every question just to mess with the data?

MJBrutus on February 25, 2012 at 6:13 PM

Just you and Jailbreak.

kingsjester on February 25, 2012 at 6:14 PM

angrymike on February 25, 2012 at 6:05 PM

No, I like blondes, I see hairy arm pitted black woman, with a crack addiction.

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 6:09 PM

angrymike
I skipped a word. I’m on a stinking laptop. I do not like this laptop for use with commenting on HA. I make to many mistakes with it. Comment should have read.

No, I like blondes, I see hairy arm pitted black haired woman, with a crack addiction.

This is who I think of.

http://liberal4life.tumblr.com/

Its the all caps thing. Have a look around the archives and you’ll see why my visual description is what it is. I also think this may be liberl4life although Lanceman has someone else in mind which also has to do with the all caps thing. He thinks liberal4life is this one. I will have to give you that link later, I don’t have it on this machine.

Bmore on February 25, 2012 at 6:23 PM

I had to quit when I got to the question asking me to choose between Gingrich or Santorum for president. No way do I want either of those guys anywhere near the Oval Office, so I didn’t finish the poll.

JA on February 25, 2012 at 5:38 PM

Go ahead! Stick your finger way back in your throat…and give it a try!

KOOLAID2 on February 25, 2012 at 6:28 PM

Bmore
she’s probably a old junkie from height street from the late 60′s

angrymike on February 25, 2012 at 6:30 PM

I had to quit when I got to the question asking me to choose between Gingrich or Santorum for president. No way do I want either of those guys anywhere near the Oval Office, so I didn’t finish the poll.

JA on February 25, 2012 at 5:38 PM

Yes, because Obama is soooo much better/

PuritanD71 on February 25, 2012 at 6:30 PM

There should be an option that just says “Palin” for every question.

How old are you? Palin

What’s your zip code? Palin

Fiscally, are you…? Palin

Socially, are you…? Palin

And so on and so on…

Dack Thrombosis on February 25, 2012 at 6:31 PM

KOOLAIDS
I thought jailbird was a dumb chick?

angrymike on February 25, 2012 at 5:50 PM

Yeah! Might be lobotomy4life’s breakfeast, lunch, dinner and night feeding!

KOOLAID2 on February 25, 2012 at 6:33 PM

Jailbreak is Renfield to Romney’s Count Dracula.

Dack Thrombosis on February 25, 2012 at 6:36 PM

In the question above, should we assume that celery’s running mate will be peanut butter?

Mark1971 on February 25, 2012 at 5:10 PM

Doubt it. Peanut Butter would totally overshadow Celery and take the limelight.

McCain / Palin all over again.

KirknBurker on February 25, 2012 at 6:39 PM

Patrick-get-a-real-life

POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jailbreak on February 25, 2012 at 5:19 PM

I’ve never understood why so many people attack Patrick’s polls. Are they afraid their pet candidate is going lose?

Doomberg on February 25, 2012 at 6:42 PM

Jailbreak is Renfield to Romney’s Count Dracula.

Dack Thrombosis on February 25, 2012 at 6:36 PM

Ha! Too funny

juliesa on February 25, 2012 at 6:45 PM

Willard 2012 – I should be the next President of the US because… oh look! Trees and lakes!

Valkyriepundit on February 25, 2012 at 6:49 PM

I was glad to see Lawn Gnome Reagan’s reappearance.

PatriotGal2257 on February 25, 2012 at 7:00 PM

Who else is lying on every question just to mess with the data?

MJBrutus on February 25, 2012 at 6:13 PM

Just you and Jailbreak.

kingsjester on February 25, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Oh that’s FUNNY. The fraud conservative poser MJB is questioning who is lying while LYING everyday on HotAir?

Hahahaha. No wonder its a MittBot cause Mitt is a poser too.

SparkPlug on February 25, 2012 at 7:06 PM

The DNC stooges posing as Cons are not fooling anyone.

SparkPlug on February 25, 2012 at 7:08 PM

Bailey was the hotter chick at WKRP

jb34461 on February 25, 2012 at 7:08 PM

I love lawn gnome Reagan

:)

cmsinaz on February 25, 2012 at 7:10 PM

Celery/cream cheese 2012

cmsinaz on February 25, 2012 at 7:12 PM

Milque/Toast 2012

jb34461 on February 25, 2012 at 7:13 PM

Milque/Toast 2012

jb34461 on February 25, 2012 at 7:13 PM

Pizza/Beer 2012

KOOLAID2 on February 25, 2012 at 7:23 PM

Lawn Gnome Reagan is my favorite, but if I had known Peanut Butter was running with Celery then I may have chosen them.

dmn1972 on February 25, 2012 at 7:29 PM

No love for the cream cheese, eh?

cmsinaz on February 25, 2012 at 7:44 PM

In the question above, should we assume that celery’s running mate will be peanut butter?

Mark1971 on February 25, 2012 at 5:10 PM

possibly canned cheese ….

conservative tarheel on February 25, 2012 at 7:46 PM

Mmmmm, Cheese Whiz!!!

jb34461 on February 25, 2012 at 7:47 PM

Bailey was the hotter chick at WKRP

jb34461 on February 25, 2012 at 7:08 PM

Jennifer had a great smile….

tom on February 25, 2012 at 7:51 PM

Hi Pink. Makin’ an arse out of yourself again? You are an embarrassment to trolls everywhere.

SparkPlug on February 25, 2012 at 5:32 PM

His comment just shows that he thinks Romney is going to lose here. If he disparages the poll now then if Romney looses he can say how stupid the poll was, if he wins then he can gloat.

Kinda like showing up to the game and telling the coach you have a sore leg. If you fail – blame the leg, if you do well – “Hey, I did awesome even with this bum leg.”

29Victor on February 25, 2012 at 8:04 PM

Thanks, Patrick. Lawn Gnome Reagan is my main man.

J.E. Dyer on February 25, 2012 at 8:05 PM

Santorum for me.

My thing is this: Who’s the candidate most closely matched with my core values? At the end of the day, core values will guide a man.

balkanmom on February 25, 2012 at 8:26 PM

Celery/PB w/raisins on top

atxcowgirl on February 25, 2012 at 9:38 PM

Celery/PB w/raisins on top

atxcowgirl on February 25, 2012 at 9:38 PM

Ants at a picnic! Yeah!

massrighty on February 25, 2012 at 9:51 PM

Lawn Gnome Reagan 2012!

henrydandrea on February 26, 2012 at 1:10 AM

I’ve been throwing my support behind ham sandwich, but is it too late to switch to Tuna?

DHChron on February 26, 2012 at 4:44 AM

Santorum for me.

My thing is this: Who’s the candidate most closely matched with my core values? At the end of the day, core values will guide a man.

balkanmom on February 25, 2012 at 8:26 PM

santy’s core values are taking one for the team and taking group showers with the public unions

DHChron on February 26, 2012 at 4:46 AM

I’ve been throwing my support behind ham sandwich, but is it too late to switch to Tuna?

DHChron on February 26, 2012 at 4:44 AM

LOL! Tuna on rye or whole wheat? ;-)

JonBGood on February 26, 2012 at 5:12 AM

Whole Wheat of course! C’mon JonBGood!

I have to keep up my muscles and well tuned pot belly

DHChron on February 26, 2012 at 6:48 AM

This sort of poll is fun but any of you who think its results have any predicative value are delusional.

Buy Danish on February 26, 2012 at 7:03 AM

you’re delusional! you buy danishes instead of doughnuts! and you probably spell doughnuts donut!

DHChron on February 26, 2012 at 7:16 AM

No love for the cream cheese, eh?

cmsinaz on February 25, 2012 at 7:44 PM

On a bagel, but not on celery. Basically I’m just treating celery like a edible spoon.

dmn1972 on February 26, 2012 at 10:10 AM

This sort of poll is fun but any of you who think its results have any predicative value are delusional.

Buy Danish on February 26, 2012 at 7:03 AM

You must dramamine-load before commenting.

tom daschle concerned on February 26, 2012 at 11:06 AM

On a bagel, but not on celery. Basically I’m just treating celery like a edible spoon.

dmn1972 on February 26, 2012 at 10:10 AM

bagel … hmmmm ….. a little rhyme …
celery raw develops the jaw … while celery stewed is more quietly chewed ….

conservative tarheel on February 26, 2012 at 2:56 PM