Great news: Roseanne Barr running for president

posted at 8:53 pm on February 2, 2012 by Allahpundit

Try to guess which party’s nomination she’s running for. Hint: She’s a Truther, her core issue is legalizing weed, and she wants to guillotine rich bankers.

No, not the Democratic Party. They don’t support legalizing weed.

“The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants — bought and paid for by the 1% — who are not doing what’s in the best interest of the American people,” Barr said…

Barr has submitted paperwork to the Green Party for her candidacy. The party’s presidential nominee will be selected at a convention in Baltimore in July…

“I will barnstorm American living rooms,” she said in a candidate questionnaire submitted to the Green Party. “Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be unable to overlook the needs of average Americans in the run-up to the 2012 election.”

The bad news: You’re going to have to endure this appearing (very) sporadically on your television for the next nine months. The good news: If Olbermann ever needs a washed-up comedian turned fringe-left demagogue to fill in for Garofalo on those tell-me-what-I-want-to-hear-about-the-right segments, now he’s got the perfect substitute.

Two clips for you here, one of her guillotine remarks on Russia Today, a.k.a. Kremlin TV, and the other of a retired LAPD cop who submitted this clip as his question to Obama in that lame Google+ townhall event a few days ago. Out of more than 133,000 questions submitted, with more than 1.6 million votes cast, this was the second-most popular. There is a market out there for her core issue, although, needless to say, she’s not going anywhere because of it.


Related Posts:

Breaking on Hot Air

Blowback

Note from Hot Air management: This section is for comments from Hot Air's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that Hot Air management agrees with or otherwise endorses any particular comment just because we let it stand. A reminder: Anyone who fails to comply with our terms of use may lose their posting privilege.

Trackbacks/Pings

Trackback URL

Comments

Comment pages: 1 2

Try to guess which party’s nomination she’s running for. Hint: She’s a Truther, her core issue is legalizing weed, and she wants to guillotine rich bankers.

Talk about trying to split the Ron Paul vote.

Happy Nomad on February 3, 2012 at 7:26 AM

I’ll vote for her before I’ll vote for Mitt.

stenwin77 on February 3, 2012 at 5:40 AM

Then you are a nitwit. Even if you don’t like Romney and want to throw a Gingrich-like scorched earth temper tantrum, you are a complete dolt.

Despite the fact you Romney-haters lie, there is a difference between Romney and Obama, not the least of which is that if you get rid of Obama you get rid of all the criminals in his administration. I don’t just want to see the jug-eared bastard run out of office, I want to see the end of Geithner, Holder, Napolitano, Valarie Jarrett, Van Jones, and all the rest of these thugs.

It must take an awful lot of unfocused hatred to be so stupid you think our nation can survive another four years of all these people. Romney picks for his administration will not be nearly as bad as the people you are supporting by your idiocy.

Happy Nomad on February 3, 2012 at 7:31 AM

I’ll vote for her before I’ll vote for Mitt.

stenwin77 on February 3, 2012 at 5:40 AM
Then you are a nitwit. Even if you don’t like Romney and want to throw a Gingrich-like scorched earth temper tantrum, you are a complete dolt.

Despite the fact you Romney-haters lie, there is a difference between Romney and Obama, not the least of which is that if you get rid of Obama you get rid of all the criminals in his administration. I don’t just want to see the jug-eared bastard run out of office, I want to see the end of Geithner, Holder, Napolitano, Valarie Jarrett, Van Jones, and all the rest of these thugs.

It must take an awful lot of unfocused hatred to be so stupid you think our nation can survive another four years of all these people. Romney picks for his administration will not be nearly as bad as the people you are supporting by your idiocy.

Happy Nomad on February 3, 2012 at 7:31 AM
To say nothing of the Supreme Court nominations!

Alferd Packer on February 3, 2012 at 7:40 AM

Alferd Packer on February 3, 2012 at 7:40 AM

Good addition!

Happy Nomad on February 3, 2012 at 7:49 AM

Barr is no Nader…she’ll never steal garner enough votes from the B.O. to matter…

ProfShadow on February 3, 2012 at 8:29 AM

I think Star Trek TNG, Season 1, covered this in the episode “Home Soil”……

….. Ugly Bag of Mostly Water

itsspideyman on February 3, 2012 at 8:47 AM

I’ll vote for her before I’ll vote for Mitt.

stenwin77 on February 3, 2012 at 5:40 AM

Don’t blame you! A vote for Mr. Mormon would be just as wacky as a vote for Barr!

jfs756 on February 3, 2012 at 9:27 AM

If Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann can run, anyone can.

KeninCT on February 3, 2012 at 7:17 AM

You’re the dumbest troll we’ve ever had. Did the other trolls spray moron repellent under your bridge?

NapaConservative on February 3, 2012 at 10:21 AM

Despite the fact you Romney-haters lie, there is a difference between Romney and Obama, not the least of which is that if you get rid of Obama you get rid of all the criminals in his administration.
Happy Nomad on February 3, 2012 at 7:31 AM

One is a rich leftist who supports government-run healthcare, disarming the American people, murdering the unborn, making sure the poor stay that way, massive entitlements, irresponsible deficit spending, and left his constituents with a massive unemployment rate. The other one is Barack Obama.
How are these two “different”, again?

Dunedainn on February 3, 2012 at 10:36 AM

Barr for president? ROFLMAO!

Well, Barr could always bake Jew cookies for political rallies.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/07/30/roseanne-barr-dressed-hitler-bakes-burnt-jew-cookies

What a frickin’ nutjob!

Kingfisher on February 3, 2012 at 10:54 AM

Roseanne has convinced me. She’s got my vote. NOT! We ought to warm up the guillotine on useless harpies like her.

Samantha on February 3, 2012 at 11:28 AM

President, eh? I guess that’s a step up from giving BJs for drug money in the parking lot of the restaurant where she worked.

Crusty on February 3, 2012 at 1:53 PM

Comment pages: 1 2