Flashback: Newt in 1996 wanted to build “a real Jurassic Park”

posted at 7:10 pm on January 26, 2012 by Tina Korbe

While Rick Santorum lambasts Newt Gingrich for his recent promise to establish a permanent American base on the moon by the end of his second term, The Daily Caller’s Will Rahn has fun spotlighting one of Newt Gingrich’s past brilliant brainchildren, an idea for a project contained within the pages of his 1996 book “To Renew America”:

“Why not aspire to build a real Jurassic Park?” Gingrich asked on page 190 of the book, adding in parenthes[e]s that such an achievement “may not be at all impossible.”

“Wouldn’t that be one of the spectacular accomplishments of human history?” he continued. “What if we could bring back extinct species?”

In fact, Gingrich argued in the book that we have quite a lot to learn from the works of authors like Arthur C. Clarke and Jules Verne, and despaired those contemporary storytellers like Michael Crichton didn’t have the imaginations necessary to inspire Americans.

“Somehow we must reintegrate the scientific with the popular and reconnect the future to the present,” he wrote. “This is less a job for scientists, engineers, bureaucrats, and administrators and more a job for novelists, moviemakers, popularizers, and politicians.”

Gingrich says that as a boy he was taught by science fiction to believe there was “a whole universe waiting to be learned and explored” and that, having grown older, he still believes “this positive vision of my childhood was the right one.”

Apparently, Gingrich also thought space honeymoons would be a fact of life by 2020. It’s very easy to make fun of these kinds of over-the-top ideas or to argue that they only lend credence to critics’ portrayal of Gingrich as “unpredictable,” “erratic” or “grandiose,” but, actually, this whimsical side of Gingrich is the Gingrich I like best. While, for the most part, he should leave his science fiction fantasies out of his public policy-making (they sound inordinately expensive!), he shouldn’t be penalized for stretching the limits of imagination or for calling on culture-brewers to perfect a recipe for inspiration. In many ways, we’ve become a prosaic, horizontal society. To call for a little poetry and verticality isn’t to be crazy; it’s to remember that life is more than material.

At any rate, it’s pretty safe to say that Gingrich isn’t quite the same person he was when he wrote the book in 1996 anyway. At the time, he dedicated it to his ex-wife, “Marianne, who made it all worthwhile.”

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This is just getting ridiculous HA.

neuquenguy on January 26, 2012 at 7:11 PM

Wouldn’t that be one of the spectacular accomplishments of human history?” he continued. “What if we could bring back extinct species?”

What if we could build a colony on the moon?..LOL

rich801 on January 26, 2012 at 7:11 PM

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

Southernblogger on January 26, 2012 at 7:11 PM

Yes! The only thing that would be better is if it was built on the moon.

carbon_footprint on January 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM

Must be a slow news day.

Robert_Paulson on January 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM

I don’t usually whine about the stories on here, but man, it must be take out Newt day. I mean, is every story going to be something negative about Newt?

andy85719 on January 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM

Awesome!

El_Terrible on January 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM

I say Mitt starts st stu stu stuttering early on tonight.

Southernblogger on January 26, 2012 at 7:13 PM

What’s wrong with wanting a real Jurassic Park?

NeoconNews.com on January 26, 2012 at 7:13 PM

Built on the moon, with clones of Reagan paired against the raptors in a cage match!

carbon_footprint on January 26, 2012 at 7:13 PM

Raptors used to eat green cheese?

profitsbeard on January 26, 2012 at 7:13 PM

John in 2012 wanted to build a Jurassic Park…and in 2011, 2010, and since the movie came out. That would be awesome.

I’m sure the fine folks here have never been whimsical

John Kettlewell on January 26, 2012 at 7:14 PM

Tina’s got a fevah! and the only prescription is more Mitt pandering.

portlandon on January 26, 2012 at 7:14 PM

I like a politician that is thinking like this. I dont think the government should be spending a ton of money on these projects, but having inspirational goals, especially ones that have to do with science and technology is a GOOD THING. Now if we could only elect a politician who would actually cut the size of government for real and not just agree to cut the amount we are gonna increase it by.

thphilli on January 26, 2012 at 7:15 PM

Honestly, I think it would be awesome to have. I think they’re going to try to bring back the wooly mammoth.

El_Terrible on January 26, 2012 at 7:15 PM

What a classically Newtian idea. If anyone doesn’t know, he still has the interest in dinosaurs that you’d expect in your average 8 year old. He’s quite the eccentric, geeky fellow.

vegconservative on January 26, 2012 at 7:16 PM

Job creation. Yay Newt!!! Just think of all those 13 year old janitors cleaning up dinosaur crap!

JPeterman on January 26, 2012 at 7:16 PM

At the time, he dedicated it to his ex-wife, “Marianne, who made it all worthwhile.”

Which may explain why his thoughts turned to Jurassic Park.

a capella on January 26, 2012 at 7:16 PM

I don’t usually whine about the stories on here, but man, it must be take out Newt day. I mean, is every story going to be something negative about Newt?

andy85719 on January 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM

How is Tina going to make dinner tonight, without a kitchen sink?

portlandon on January 26, 2012 at 7:16 PM

O/T and a water is wet story but
They Call Him Flipper: Mitt Romney Does Double-Flip On The 99%

Southernblogger on January 26, 2012 at 7:17 PM

Put up a HA poll to see who wants a real Jurassic Park.

NeoconNews.com on January 26, 2012 at 7:17 PM

Tina is channeling Megan McCain….

idesign on January 26, 2012 at 7:17 PM

I think they’re going to try to bring back the wooly mammoth.

El_Terrible on January 26, 2012 at 7:15 PM

Already been done, see Janet Napolitano.

carbon_footprint on January 26, 2012 at 7:17 PM

Honestly, I think it would be awesome to have. I think they’re going to try to bring back the wooly mammoth.

El_Terrible on January 26, 2012 at 7:15 PM

No Moochelle comments,please!

profitsbeard on January 26, 2012 at 7:17 PM

Tina, stop making me dislike Newt even more!!!

I already can’t stand Newt and Mitt, but I’ve decided to vote for either of them if they become the nominee.

BTW, does this mean Newt believes in evolution?

Aizen on January 26, 2012 at 7:18 PM

Once upon a time, Americans aspired to doing great things.

Now, wanting great things make you an object of ridicule.

Maybe the world really does belong to the muslems, who will drag us all back to a new dark ages.

Rebar on January 26, 2012 at 7:19 PM

We have become a nation of small thinkers as we have dumbed down so that we can claim that we take care of everyone who needs help regarding anything. Think small, think small, and punish those who don’t. Shut down the space program, that’ll teach ‘em.

GaltBlvnAtty on January 26, 2012 at 7:19 PM

Mitt should take a honeymoon in space with Bob Dole.

TitularHead on January 26, 2012 at 7:19 PM

BTW, does this mean Newt believes in evolution?

Aizen on January 26, 2012 at 7:18 PM

He is a Catholic, and Catholics don’t have a problem with it. (now I’ve done it)

neuquenguy on January 26, 2012 at 7:20 PM

Put up a HA poll to see who wants a real Jurassic Park.

NeoconNews.com on January 26, 2012 at 7:17 PM

Would love to see that poll. I’d vote yes as long as its a private collaboration maybe with a small government grant or some prize money to be recouped within 10 years by creating a zoo for these creatures to roam in and charging for admission. Or something along those lines.

thphilli on January 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM

If you ask me whether I want a colony on the moon or mars, or a real Jurassic park, I go with the park.

El_Terrible on January 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM

Newt Gingrich read too much Popular Science magazines as a child.

This is the guy who wouldn’t know what an adiabatic process is, but will pretend like he is some scientific pioneer. The ultimate poser.

haner on January 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM

So, no, not particularly feasible. They were evolved for a very specific environment and its unlikely our environment could support them. Even an entirely artificial environment would likely be problematic, and it isn’t exactly fair to bring back a creature that cannot survive possibly survive outside of a small completely artificial environment. Heck, there is good reason to believe that dinosaurs may not even be compatible with the modern composition of the atmosphere we breath. The air back then was quite a bit different from what we’re breathing now.

Besides that, I don’t see any real point to this, besides being awesome in general. I’m all for awesome, but I’m also a pretty big advocate of being grounded and realistic.

WolvenOne on January 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM

Already been done, see Janet Napolitano.

carbon_footprint on January 26, 2012 at 7:17 PM

well done.

hillsoftx on January 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM

If it’s a problem, we can just keep Obama. He hasn’t had a new idea since he was a freshman in college.

RBMN on January 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM

And then Obama would go there to promote tourism and shut the whole place down…
Including the electrified fence.

Electrongod on January 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM

great post

reliapundit on January 26, 2012 at 7:22 PM

“I have a dream….”

Electrongod on January 26, 2012 at 7:22 PM

I don’t usually whine about the stories on here, but man, it must be take out Newt day. I mean, is every story going to be something negative about Newt?

andy85719 on January 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM

There’s just so much. I mean I hear the same things about Mitt over and over, but with Newt there’s something new absolutely every day. Why would a conservative even think that the federal government should be in charge of dinosaur theme parks and moon tourism?

Ronnie on January 26, 2012 at 7:23 PM

Tina is channeling Megan McCain….

idesign on January 26, 2012 at 7:17 PM

unlike ms. mccain, Tina has a banhammer, and if I was her I would use it on you, just for the fun of it

runner on January 26, 2012 at 7:23 PM

Apparently, Gingrich also thought space honeymoons would be a fact of life by 2020.

I would remarry all over again just for a chance at a space honeymoon!

Kini on January 26, 2012 at 7:23 PM

I hope Wolf leads off the debate with the Jurassic Park question.

TitularHead on January 26, 2012 at 7:23 PM

I go with the park.

El_Terrible on January 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM

No overnight camping though…..
Though who would..

Electrongod on January 26, 2012 at 7:23 PM

At the time, he dedicated it to his ex-wife, “Marianne, who made it all worthwhile.”

OUCH, in 1996. He was already cheating on her with Callista in 1996.

haner on January 26, 2012 at 7:23 PM

I don’t usually whine about the stories on here, but man, it must be take out Newt day. I mean, is every story going to be something negative about Newt?

andy85719 on January 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM

Or – it might just be that Newt is this much of a d-bag. Jussayin’.

CycloneCDB on January 26, 2012 at 7:24 PM

So what, it might be cool and this is America, da**it! We would be the ones to try something like that and take a shot.

Think of how people were treated before manned flight existed when they said that someday we should try to put a man on the moon. Then one day we made it happen.

Bishop on January 26, 2012 at 7:24 PM

Tina is channeling Megan McCain….

idesign on January 26, 2012 at 7:17 PM

Tina IS Megan McCain…

BuckNutty on January 26, 2012 at 7:25 PM

“Let’s build a real Jurassic Park. Let’s build houses on the Moon. Let’s build a flying saucer in the back yard and to to Saturn and land on the rings. Let’s pretend that the garage is a bank and you be the bad guy robbing it and I’ll be Roy Rogers. Hey, kids, let’s fix up the old barn by Andy Hardy’s house and put on a show!”

Newt is becoming the funniest guy since those golden years of comedy when Ol’ Rick Perry had that radio show on the NBC Blue Network where he would just have silence for several minutes.

Good to see that stuff coming back.

“Hey, Romney, you’re a socialist.” – Newt
“I want a second opinion.” – Romney
“You’re also ugly.” – Newt. Ba-da-bing!

Great stuff. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck! Why you, I oughta…!

Horace on January 26, 2012 at 7:25 PM

If it’s a problem, we can just keep Obama. He hasn’t had a new idea since he was a freshman in college.

RBMN on January 26, 2012 at 7:21 PM

Also, Romney is slick enough to pass Socialist policies that Obumbler failed on. Better to stand pat if Mitt is the nom.

Southernblogger on January 26, 2012 at 7:25 PM

The thing is, if we can bring back a Mammoth, there is no reason we cannot bring back a Neanderthal. I for one would have no problem with this as long as its done in a fairly ethical way and we don’t treat it like a caged animal, but I foresee a LOT of people freaking out if it was ever proposed. I’d love for science to be able to learn as much about them as possible, and why we survived and they didn’t.

thphilli on January 26, 2012 at 7:25 PM

I think the bringing back of extinct species would be an use of science and technology that all could praise, especially if it is to be done as a private enterprise.

Knott Buyinit on January 26, 2012 at 7:26 PM

Besides, I’m a hunter and boy howdy would it be interesting to hunt those things.

Just think of the guns our arms industry would create to knock down dinosaurs. *drooling*

Bishop on January 26, 2012 at 7:26 PM

Wow… boy.. they’re really scraping the barrel here.

There have been a few other people throughout the ages too that said maybe we could do something clever and great that’s never been done before. Why don’t we dig up their bodies and drag them through the streets as well.

JellyToast on January 26, 2012 at 7:26 PM

He is a Catholic, and Catholics don’t have a problem with it. (now I’ve done it)

neuquenguy on January 26, 2012 at 7:20 PM

Didn’t Newt say something about Castro going to Hell?

Aizen on January 26, 2012 at 7:26 PM

Yeah, wow, more useless irrelevant fluffernutter. Have these people taken sabbaticals from their jobs and suspended their personal lives and family relationships in order to dig this crud up from the core of the earth? And if there are people on earth who would seriously consider this kind of crap in choosing their candidate, then they are dopier than the dopes who dug this up and I seriously fear them more than either a Newt or a Mitt candidacy.

stukinIL4now on January 26, 2012 at 7:26 PM

Tina IS Megan McCain…

BuckNutty on January 26, 2012 at 7:25 PM

Megan might be slightly more conservative.

Southernblogger on January 26, 2012 at 7:27 PM

Combine two great ideas and build Newt’s Jurassic World on the Moon, I say!

whatcat on January 26, 2012 at 7:27 PM

The thing is, if we can bring back a Mammoth, there is no reason we cannot bring back a Neanderthal.

What? You can see live Neanderthals now, just visit your local union office.

Bishop on January 26, 2012 at 7:27 PM

Job creation. Yay Newt!!! Just think of all those 13 year old janitors cleaning up dinosaur crap!

JPeterman on January 26, 2012 at 7:16 PM

loooooooooooooooooooooool :-)…

jimver on January 26, 2012 at 7:27 PM

On one hand :

“Wouldn’t that be one of the spectacular accomplishments of human history?” he continued. “What if we could bring back extinct species?”

On the other hand :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNQBTOVF4o

burrata on January 26, 2012 at 7:27 PM

Wonder if the audience will be allowed to breathe in tonight’s debate?

carbon_footprint on January 26, 2012 at 7:27 PM

What if we could build a colony on the moon?..LOL

rich801 on January 26, 2012 at 7:11 PM

Newt himself has been on the back side of the moon for decades.

Del Dolemonte on January 26, 2012 at 7:28 PM

Also, Romney is slick enough to pass Socialist policies that Obumbler failed on. Better to stand pat if Mitt is the nom.

Southernblogger on January 26, 2012 at 7:25 PM

Hmm, healthcare or a dinosaur theme park in space … gee, as disgusted as I am with a healthcare mandate, I guess I’ll have to go with the one for humans.

Ronnie on January 26, 2012 at 7:28 PM

there is no reason we cannot bring back a Neanderthal.

thphilli on January 26, 2012 at 7:25 PM

Isn’t there one already serving as Majority Leader in the US Senate?

stukinIL4now on January 26, 2012 at 7:29 PM

Want to see Jurassic Park? Go to a chicken farm. Animals evolve.

Only a science illiterate would think Jurassic Park is possible given how much the immune systems of living creatures have adapted to our current world and its current milieu of microorganisms. Think Native Americans and the infectious diseases brought over by the Europeans.

haner on January 26, 2012 at 7:29 PM

I do too actually, it doesn’t have to be a horror movie, we can be adults and learn from what we do.

Speakup on January 26, 2012 at 7:29 PM

Tina IS Megan McCain…

BuckNutty on January 26, 2012 at 7:25 PM

Megan might be slightly more conservative.

Southernblogger on January 26, 2012 at 7:27 PM

Wow. Tina is mega-smokin’-hot. Mega is a blimp. You guys need your eyes checked.

CycloneCDB on January 26, 2012 at 7:29 PM

burrata

” “What if we could bring back extinct species?”

But…but..burrata, Helen Thomas is already HERE.

Horace on January 26, 2012 at 7:30 PM

And if there are people on earth who would seriously consider this kind of crap in choosing their candidate, then they are dopier than the dopes who dug this up and I seriously fear them more than either a Newt or a Mitt candidacy.

stukinIL4now on January 26, 2012 at 7:26 PM

lighten up, am sure it was posted with the intention to entertain, and not to be taken seriously :-)…who doesn’t love a dinosaur story :-)…

jimver on January 26, 2012 at 7:30 PM

So what, it might be cool and this is America, da**it! We would be the ones to try something like that and take a shot.

Think of how people were treated before manned flight existed when they said that someday we should try to put a man on the moon. Then one day we made it happen.

Bishop on January 26, 2012 at 7:24 PM

This about covers what you are saying while also hilarious:

http://listverse.com/2007/10/28/top-30-failed-technology-predictions/

thphilli on January 26, 2012 at 7:30 PM

DINOMITE !!!!!!!!!!

FlaMurph on January 26, 2012 at 7:30 PM

But…but..burrata, Helen Thomas is already HERE.

Horace on January 26, 2012 at 7:30 PM

you should be sent back to…Europe for this comment :)

jimver on January 26, 2012 at 7:31 PM

Want to see Jurassic Park? Go to a chicken farm. Animals evolve.

Only a science illiterate would think Jurassic Park is possible given how much the immune systems of living creatures have adapted to our current world and its current milieu of microorganisms. Think Native Americans and the infectious diseases brought over by the Europeans.

haner on January 26, 2012 at 7:29 PM

Only a science illiterate would say something is not possible.

thphilli on January 26, 2012 at 7:32 PM

Here’s an idea… let’s build it, and Bob Dole can be the prime attraction.

It’ll pay for itself.

TitularHead on January 26, 2012 at 7:32 PM

Ronnie

“Dinosaurs in Space” would make a great slogan for Newt.

Wasn’t that also the name of a very early Pink Floyd album?

Horace on January 26, 2012 at 7:32 PM

Newt wanted to stock the park with old Republican RINO dinosaurs like Bob Dole, John McCain, Mitt Romneys’s father, Rockefeller, Trent Lott, etc.

they lie on January 26, 2012 at 7:32 PM

“Dinosaurs in Space” would make a great slogan for Newt.

Wasn’t that also the name of a very early Pink Floyd album?

Horace on January 26, 2012 at 7:32 PM

Either that or the Muppets.

Ronnie on January 26, 2012 at 7:33 PM

jimver

LOL! Good one!

Horace on January 26, 2012 at 7:33 PM

Only a science illiterate would say something is not possible.

thphilli on January 26, 2012 at 7:32 PM

Uh no. I’m like having a Reading Rainbow moment here as rainbows and unicorns come into the cut scene as bubbly letters of “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE” come up.

haner on January 26, 2012 at 7:34 PM

Gingrich, Gingrich, we have Gingrich here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hair! What are ya tryin’ to look like – a fat bloated version of your wife?

csdeven on January 26, 2012 at 7:34 PM

HA, it is not a slow news day, so get Tina off of the Megan McCain clone assignment.

they lie on January 26, 2012 at 7:34 PM

It’s very easy to make fun of these kinds of over-the-top ideas or to argue that they only lend credence to critics’ portrayal of Gingrich as “unpredictable,” “erratic” or “grandiose,” but, actually, this whimsical side of Gingrich is the Gingrich I like best…To call for a little poetry and verticality isn’t to be crazy; it’s to remember that life is more than material.

This is spot on. One of the great things about Newt is that he hasn’t killed off the inner child; he still dreams the dreams of youth. Dark times demand the light of vision and wonder. The stiff, unimaginative Mitt Romney, with his crabbed reason, his accountant’s soul and his paint-by-numbers view of life’s potential, is the last person who can get America moving again.

Mr. Arkadin on January 26, 2012 at 7:35 PM

I don’t like Newt but I despise his ‘friends’ and foes.

He is a lucky man in having both.

Schadenfreude on January 26, 2012 at 7:35 PM

Newt wanted to stock the park with old Republican RINO dinosaurs like Bob Dole, John McCain, Mitt Romneys’s father, Rockefeller, Trent Lott, etc.

they lie on January 26, 2012 at 7:32 PM

and he would run the pack :-)..wait a sec, can you say a ‘pack of dinosaurs’?

jimver on January 26, 2012 at 7:35 PM

TitularHead

I think Bob Dole would say that Bob Dole doesn’t think your attempt at humor regarding Bob Dole is very funny to Bob Dole.

Horace on January 26, 2012 at 7:35 PM

Russian scientists to attempt clone of woolly mammoth
Scientists from Russia and Japan are undertaking a Jurassic Park-style experiment in an effort to bring the woolly mammoth out of extinction.

Dream big people.

El_Terrible on January 26, 2012 at 7:35 PM

Only a science illiterate would think Jurassic Park is possible

There was a British dude back in the 18th century who said that it was no use trying to invent anything new because pretty much everything had already been invented.

Man, he really nailed it, didn’t he?

Bishop on January 26, 2012 at 7:35 PM

Sorry Tina but you give credibility to some blond jokes I have
heard.

On top of that this continuous bashing of Newt is disgusting.

Amjean on January 26, 2012 at 7:36 PM

John Hammond: “All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.”

Ian Malcom: “But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”

Favorite quote from Jurassic Park..:)

Dire Straits on January 26, 2012 at 7:36 PM

and he would run the pack :-)..wait a sec, can you say a ‘pack of dinosaurs’?

jimver on January 26, 2012 at 7:35 PM

Depends on if they have feathers or not. If so, then a flock.

haner on January 26, 2012 at 7:36 PM

“Wouldn’t that be one of the spectacular accomplishments of human history?” he continued. “What if we could bring back extinct species?”

Yes, Mr Gingrich it would, but unfortunately you are living among flat earthers. Now if you suggested a new ap for their I phone, they would be oohing and awing over your genius.

Dr Evil on January 26, 2012 at 7:38 PM

I don’t usually whine about the stories on here, but man, it must be take out Newt day. I mean, is every story going to be something negative about Newt?

andy85719 on January 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM

What do you think the LSM and a billion worth of DNC ads are going to do once he’s our boy?

KOOLAID2 on January 26, 2012 at 7:38 PM

Ronnie

LOL! Another good one! Muppets? “Dinosaurs in Space,” brought to you by the letter M and the number 12.

Horace on January 26, 2012 at 7:38 PM

can you say a ‘pack of dinosaurs’?

jimver on January 26, 2012 at 7:35 PM

RINOsours
:P

burrata on January 26, 2012 at 7:38 PM

“Break the speed of sound? Pffft! Impossible!”

-Chuck Yeager and George Welch

Bishop on January 26, 2012 at 7:39 PM

Is Tina the warm up comedian act before tonight’s debate starring Newt?

they lie on January 26, 2012 at 7:39 PM

Yeah – maybe we could create a ‘Jurassic Sex Park’, where Newt could find his ideal Neanderthal woman – dumb, bedazzled by shiny trinkets, full of unbridled, animal passion and completely unrestricted by Biblical morals. Between this and ‘Newt’s Space Orgy Land’ – Gingrich might finally find the sexual fulfillment that he has been searching for in back alleys and dimly-lit bars.

Pork-Chop on January 26, 2012 at 7:39 PM

Uh no. I’m like having a Reading Rainbow moment here as rainbows and unicorns come into the cut scene as bubbly letters of “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE” come up.

haner on January 26, 2012 at 7:34 PM

You should be having that moment. Ever hear of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy

thphilli on January 26, 2012 at 7:39 PM

No, a Jurassic Park on the ****in moon! YES!

WisCon on January 26, 2012 at 7:40 PM

The jokes just write themselves. Threads about Bob Dole and a dinosaur park.

Wish we could just merge them into one great thread.

TitularHead on January 26, 2012 at 7:40 PM

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