C’mon. Fourth behind LBJ? The guy who set us on the road to fiscal ruin by passing America’s first unsustainable health-care entitlement and ended up sinking us deep into Vietnam? The One’s number three at least, with room to grow. What happens when unemployment falls to “only” eight percent? Watch your back, Franklin Roosevelt.

Beneath that, via RCP, some yuletide fun tracking O as he does his Christmas shopping. The magic moment comes at around 2:35 when he goes to the register, whips out his credit card, and wonders aloud whether it’s still good anymore. Thanks for the free national debt/S&P downgrade attack ad, champ. Happy holidays.