Surprise! New Dear Leader conducts missile test

posted at 9:25 am on December 19, 2011 by Ed Morrissey

You know what a good funeral needs?  Fireworks:

North Korea test fired a short-range missile off the country’s eastern coast Monday, South Korea’s Yonhap news agency reported, the same day leader Kim Jong Il’s death was announced.

The missile launch was not believed to be linked to the North Korean dictator’s death, Yonhap said, citing an unnamed South Korean official.

“This is something that the military has continued to follow … we believe it is not related to the death of Chairman Kim Jong Il,” the official was quoted as saying.

Kim, thought to be 69, died of a heart attack at 8:30 a.m. local time Saturday, a weeping TV announcer dressed all in black told the nation earlier.

In the headline, I wrote, “Surprise!”, but this might be right on time.  Time’s Bill Powell noted earlier this morning the need for new DPRK leader Kim Jong-un to consolidate power and prevent the military from seeing a power vacuum at the top.  What better way to do so than to conduct a little sabre-rattling?

Last year, he was also given general’s stars in the military and named vice chairman of the powerful central military committee. Kim Jong Un’s father had worked steadily to align his own interests with that of the military — one of the reasons, NGO officials have said, that so much food aid over the years intended for the general population has been diverted to the army. The Dear Leader’s steadfast pursuit of a nuclear arsenal — and his unwillingness to trade the North’s nuclear capability for economic favors from the outside world — were also in alignment with the military’s wishes. “One has to presume the son would never have been put in this position [of] heir apparent had the generals not approved,” says one diplomatic source in Seoul. …

Kim Jong Il’s death comes just days after a bilateral meeting in Beijing between U.S. and DPRK officials, at which special envoy for human rights Robert King held talks with a senior DPRK foreign ministry official. Unconfirmed press reports in Seoul say that at the meeting Pyongyang agreed to allow inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency back in to the country, to impose a moratorium on nuclear and missile tests, and to suspend its uranium enrichment program — in return for 240,000 tons of food aid. However, analysts believe that this diplomatic momentum may be slowed by Kim’s death. As Kim Jong Un consolidates his political power, “North Korea will become even more inward looking, at least for a while,” says Bruce Klingner, senior fellow at the Heritage Institute and a former North Korea watcher at the CIA.

The good news, for an outside world that lives in fear of erratic behavior from the North, is that the younger Kim has had three years to prepare for the assumption of dictatorial power. “There s less of a concern about instability now than had Kim Jong Il died three years ago,” Klingner says. At the same time, the DPRK has only gone through a transition like this once before, and that was when Kim Jong Il was 52-years-old. The country is now once again having problems feeding itself, its economy is moribund, and problems are falling to a 29-year-old to fix. It’s a safe bet that if North Korea’s propaganda artists haven’t already prepared new iconography depicting the youngest Kim alongside his father and grandfather at Baekdu-san, they’re certainly busy at it now.

The missile test is more or less an announcement that the envoys to the Pyongyang talks should find themselves something else to do for a few weeks.  In terms of the transition, though, perhaps this CNN segment I found this morning will show just how seriously Jong-un’s dad took the issue … and how unseriously some of the media take North Korea’s famine and tyranny.  This report is embarrassing for its breathless coverage of the “pageantry” of Kim’s showcraft for the national media, but at least Alina Cho mentions the chronic famine that exists outside of these stage shows.  The Danish actor featured near the end is apparently auditioning for the role of Walter Duranty, either in a play or in real life, as he grabs young Korean girls and pronounces how wonderful he finds the DPRK to be:

“I can’t see it!” he declares.  “Maybe it is there, but all I can see is … lucky people.“  Dear Lord.


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North Korea needs to understand that we are feeling a little crabby today. Perhaps twenty or thirty precisely placed Tomahawks would best illustrate that point.

M240H on April 16, 2013 at 10:45 AM

What was it Mom used to say about bullies? Oh yeah, they can dish it out but they can’t take it.

Is it time for Kerry to promise one-on-one unconditional talks if they’ll stop saying mean things?

Drained Brain on April 16, 2013 at 10:45 AM

So it turns out that Baby Kim’s nuts aren’t that big after all.

Ward Cleaver on April 16, 2013 at 10:48 AM

a total climbdown after all this nonsense will be difficult to explain for the ruling clique in the DPRK.

Not really. The Norks can just lie to their own people and even make a video of Seoul in flames. The people are obligated to believe it. Or else.

The Rogue Tomato on April 16, 2013 at 10:48 AM

featured the burning effigies of Kim Jong-Un

Lil Kim (aka the Chosen one) is lucky the ROK’s have shown so much restraint thus far.

The only thing holding them back is they understand the costs they will have to incur to unify the peninsula…a couple trillion over a decade or so. Repair the damage in the South, rebuild the North, and have to find a way to feed the remainders of what was once a population of 24 million…albeit sharply reduced.

coldwarrior on April 16, 2013 at 10:49 AM

North Korea demands apology

0bama obliges in 3…. 2…. 1….

UltimateBob on April 16, 2013 at 10:50 AM

Eh, the Phat Chunk needs anything he can get his sausagy fingers around to make himself look like a world leader, so of course they will make a big deal out of a few effigys being burned.

Rivers of blood, fields of bones, yankee pig dogs all die! Yeah yeah, settle down, Blimpie.

Bishop on April 16, 2013 at 10:50 AM

I’ve got your apology right here.

50sGuy on April 16, 2013 at 10:53 AM

I’d still expect to see some fireworks, though, because a total climbdown after all this nonsense will be difficult to explain for the ruling clique in the DPRK.

North Korea doesn’t have a free press. State media can produce propaganda showing a successful test and there’s no way to contradict that claim. Indoctrination is a powerful tool.

blammm on April 16, 2013 at 11:00 AM

I’d like to apologize to him. Personally. In spades.

HiJack on April 16, 2013 at 11:02 AM

Best just to ignore NoKo.

rbj on April 16, 2013 at 11:06 AM

“We’re sorry we were only able to get 250 people to participate.”

The Rogue Tomato on April 16, 2013 at 11:10 AM

North Korea needs to understand that we are feeling a little crabby today. Perhaps twenty or thirty precisely placed Tomahawks would best illustrate that point.

M240H on April 16, 2013 at 10:45 AM

Hey! No need to be greedy…I’m sure we can share a few more than that.

Not to mention, don’t we still have a few Iowa-Class Battleships sitting at berth with nothing to do?

Let’s remind the runt about how gun-crazy Americans really are…and the Navy can get in some extra range time to boot!

Win-Win!

BlaxPac on April 16, 2013 at 11:11 AM

Not really. The Norks Democrats can just lie to their own people voters and even make a video of Seoul in flames Paul Ryan pushing an old lady off a cliff. The people voters will are obligated to believe it. Or else.

The Rogue Tomato on April 16, 2013 at 10:48 AM

This tactic works even easier with Obama voters.

Alabama Infidel on April 16, 2013 at 11:12 AM

BlaxPac on April 16, 2013 at 11:11 AM

I would pay to watch that!

OldEnglish on April 16, 2013 at 11:13 AM

I expect John F’n Kerry will have to make further concessions to Red China to get North Korea to back down from their threats. Funny how that works.

slickwillie2001 on April 16, 2013 at 11:15 AM

It’s time for someone to turn the tables on NK and start threatening them. Unlike Iraq circa 2002, I think North Korea knows how precarious its position is and would quickly comply.

blink on April 16, 2013 at 11:08 AM

.
I can’t get the notion out of my mind, that this is all an “orchestrated” distraction between Barack, and Kim.

listens2glenn on April 16, 2013 at 11:18 AM

Oh, those NorKs. They be crazy!

madmonkphotog on April 16, 2013 at 11:18 AM

I would pay to watch that!

OldEnglish on April 16, 2013 at 11:13 AM

Already paid for by your tax dollars for Defense.

Thank You US Navy!

BlaxPac on April 16, 2013 at 11:19 AM

Apparently people have the right to free speech in South Korea, and they aren’t crazy about Krazy Kim III. If the North Korean population had the right to free speech, their adulation of Krazy Kim might be rather muted.

So Krazy Kim is now telling free people in a foreign country, “Ruv me or I’ll kill you!”

I remember effigies of George W. Bush being burned in Tehran several years ago. What if GWB had had the same reaction as Krazy Kim?

Steve Z on April 16, 2013 at 11:23 AM

Perhaps the missiles Pyongyang planned to test aren’t up for the task?

I think that is a distinct possibility. And little chubs knows that a failure is likely. Heck, they’ve only had one that really worked. Having another one get 3/4ths of a mile downrange before it craps out would be, well, embarrassing.

iurockhead on April 16, 2013 at 11:26 AM

North Korea needs to understand that we are feeling a little crabby today. Perhaps twenty or thirty precisely placed Tomahawks would best illustrate that point.

M240H on April 16, 2013 at 10:45 AM

No… nK has to serve, THEN we volley…

Khun Joe on April 16, 2013 at 11:38 AM

North Korea doesn’t have a free press. State media can produce propaganda showing a successful test and there’s no way to contradict that claim. Indoctrination is a powerful tool.

blammm on April 16, 2013 at 11:00 AM

Odd how the US media/populace is starting to conform to that mold, isn’t it?

Midas on April 16, 2013 at 11:41 AM

Odd how the US media/populace is starting to conform to that mold, isn’t it?

Midas on April 16, 2013 at 11:41 AM

Starting? Have you watched MSNBC & CNN (with a barf bag I hope)in the last 20 years?

Or listen to NPR in the last 100?

:snort:

BlaxPac on April 16, 2013 at 11:49 AM

screw that lil midget and the horse he rode in on!

Katfish on April 16, 2013 at 11:58 AM

Starting? Have you watched MSNBC & CNN (with a barf bag I hope)in the last 20 years?

Or listen to NPR in the last 100?

:snort:

BlaxPac on April 16, 2013 at 11:49 AM

Honestly, probably less than a single cumulative hour with any of those. :)

Midas on April 16, 2013 at 12:02 PM

Can’t the Norks just make bigger and more effigies, burn them wiht fanfare, and we’d be done with the episode?

Sir Napsalot on April 16, 2013 at 12:08 PM

Will li’l Kim become unexpectedly ill after not delivering on his fiery rhetoric? …or does the DPRK military leadership believe in him as the supreme authority?

freedomfirst on April 16, 2013 at 12:27 PM

Send Michelle over to slap this child upside the head and end this tantrum before the belt comes out.

meci on April 16, 2013 at 12:50 PM

Oh yeah, keep pressing their buttons. DPRK needs to jump the shark such that they can get a royal beat down.

jake49 on April 16, 2013 at 12:54 PM

Hey, Yung ‘un. Saddam Hussein has your apology for you.
We’ll arrange a meeting.

Dexter_Alarius on April 16, 2013 at 1:10 PM

Screw North Korea . . . it’s time to take that little puke to the woodshed.

rplat on April 16, 2013 at 1:14 PM

I’m figuring the wee Kim is still trying it find his wang under his dog filled gunt.

RovesChins on April 16, 2013 at 1:37 PM

And here unseen had me nearly convinced WWIII was already starting.

Maybe tomorrow.

DarkCurrent on April 16, 2013 at 2:41 PM

Come on Kerry! Paddle your little Swift Boat over there, shoot yourself a few times, claim you defeated them and run for prez.

trl on April 17, 2013 at 12:46 PM