Breaking: Kim Jong-Il dead
posted at 11:27 pm on December 18, 2011 by Allahpundit
The official cause of death? “Fatigue.” During a train ride. Make of that what you will.
So we lose Havel and the anti-Havel in the same day. What a shame that Hitchens didn’t get to write either obit. The BBC:
His death was announced in an emotional statement read out on national television.
The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.
The BBC’s Lucy Williamson in Seoul says his death will cause huge shock waves across North Korea.
South Korea’s military is on “emergency alert” just in case the North does something rash. That could happen inadvertently, if the chain of command starts to break down under the weight of power struggles and NK units go rogue, or intentionally if the NorK leadership fears mass military desertions or a popular uprising inspired by the death of the camp-commandant-in-chief. Frankly, I wonder if North Koreans are physiologically capable of that; as in any cult worth its salt, they’ve been brainwashed and malnourished to the point where resistance may now be literally unthinkable. But never underestimate the paranoia of a totalitarian regime: Kim Jong-un, or whoever’s running North Korea, may conclude that the only way to keep the people timid, distracted, and united is by picking a fight with the enemy. That won’t end well for them if it escalates to actual war, but a limited provocation — like a new nuclear test, for starters — might be enough of a show of force to keep everyone at home in line.
Lots more tomorrow on this, needless to say, but for now re-read this excellent Robert Kaplan piece in The Atlantic from 2006 anticipating what will happen on the peninsula when North Korea falls. A taste:
What should concentrate the minds of American strategists is not Kim’s missiles per se but rather what his decision to launch them says about the stability of his regime. Middle- and upper-middle-level U.S. officers based in South Korea and Japan are planning for a meltdown of North Korea that, within days or even hours of its occurrence, could present the world—meaning, really, the American military—with the greatest stabilization operation since the end of World War II. “It could be the mother of all humanitarian relief operations,” Army Special Forces Colonel David Maxwell told me. On one day, a semi-starving population of 23 million people would be Kim Jong Il’s responsibility; on the next, it would be the U.S. military’s, which would have to work out an arrangement with the Chinese People’s Liberation Army (among others) about how to manage the crisis…
The North Korean People’s Army is simply too big to be kept happy and well fed, so the regime concentrates on keeping the elite units comfortable. The defector I spoke to—a scout swimmer—told me that while the special-operations forces live well, the extreme poverty of conventional soldiers would make their loyalty to Kim Jong Il in a difficult war questionable. Would they fight to defend the KFR if there were an unforeseen rebellion? The Romanian example suggests that it depends on the circumstances: when workers revolted in 1987 in Brasov, the Romanian military crushed them; when ethnic Hungarians did so two years later in Timisoara, the military deserted the regime.
How loyal will the military be to new supreme honcho Kim Jong-un? On the one hand, the old guard was reportedly fulsomely obsequious towards him when the regime started rolling him out last year as the heir apparent. Could be that they were acting that way simply to avoid being sent to Camp 22 by his pop if they didn’t, but it could also be that his pedigree as a Kim is enough to warrant absolute devotion. Remember, this is a country so deeply, insanely cultish in its worship of the leader that Kim Il-Sung — Kim Jong-Il’s father, and a man who’s been dead for nearly 20 years — is technically still president. (Hitchens famously described this more-Orwellian-than-Orwell arrangement as a “necrocracy.”) On the other hand, is the North Korean military really going to take orders from … this guy? C’mon.
Whatever ends up happening, it almost certainly won’t be good. Isn’t it always that way? Here’s the official North Korean TV announcement. Heart-ache.









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So ronery…..
UltimateBob on December 19, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Time to make a “Team America II” his puppet will be sorely missed.
Tim_CA on December 19, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Heh.
Tim_CA on December 19, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I’m late to the game here. Somewhere in the previous 500 comments, someone probably already posted that. :-)
UltimateBob on December 19, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Isn’t he wearing Muammar Gaddafi’s beret?
TheClearRiver on December 19, 2011 at 4:01 PM
So rong, Earthrings!
HA!
Roy Rogers on December 19, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Saw this when I got up for work at 2:30 this morning. My belated comment is…
Bummer………………..NOT.
Sincerely,
Limerick on December 19, 2011 at 4:33 PM
I did think it curious that before the state announcement they “test fired” a missle. I wonder where that sucker landed.
Limerick on December 19, 2011 at 4:34 PM
The little cockroaches rocket failed to achieve escape velocity.
Roy Rogers on December 19, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Gotta always love NWA’s cartoon commentary of these events
Dagny__Taggart on December 19, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Can we get a South Park episode with Havel, Hitchens, and Kim hanging out in Hell with Satan and Saddam Hussein? Matt and Trey, I am calling you guys out! AP, I know you have an in with them, get it done!!!
HTnFBCoachnTX1980 on December 19, 2011 at 5:35 PM
Do you think Hitchens would have seen this as proof that there is a God, or at least cosmic justice?
txmomof6 on December 19, 2011 at 5:58 PM
I personally wouldn’t buy that story until I had seen an original, long form certificate examined in public by forensic experts, attesting to its veracity.
Flotsam Jetsome on December 19, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Wonder if they will put up a pint sized statue of him next to daddy?
Wallythedog on December 19, 2011 at 6:32 PM
Cavorting with the devil, no doubt.
they lie on December 19, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Man, I was wanting him to just retire and come over here and join the PGA Senior Tour.
Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat.
No pressure, rrrrrrright
Wallythedog on December 19, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Vexing country. How long can they keep it going by starving their people and army? Wonder if we have any smart Company guys who know what’s going on and what to do about it. Some old pre BHO guys.
StevC on December 19, 2011 at 7:05 PM
I express sincere condolences to the family and nation of Kim Jong-Il on your loss.
I reaffirm to the DPRK as well as the ROK my previous personal Invitation to their Presidents formerly Kim Jong-Il now Kim Jong-Un and Lee Myung Bak to come with their supporting Official Delegations for the ROK led by Reunification Ministry veteran Lee Jong-Joo and for the DPRK their official of their choice to my home to Agree and Sign a Treaty of Reunification of all Korea and all Koreans as it seems to be their only path of escape from total or partial nuclear destruction on both sides, with which they presently play unwise games, to relieve their peoples of the more than 60 years threat worry and fear of all out war, and to cut their Gordian Knot relationship.
Sincerely,
John W. Stevenson
Facebook page John W Stevenson
http://www.johnwstevenson.com
John W Stevenson on December 19, 2011 at 7:52 PM
“Physical and mental overwork” killed Kim Jong Il. My a$$. Liquor and caviar sounds more like it.
rainman on December 19, 2011 at 11:57 PM
I think you mean his equally psychopathic son next in line. Yes, and he’s only 28. Plenty of time to starve the rest of NK.
rainman on December 20, 2011 at 12:07 AM
You should know that everything wrong on Earth is the fault of Americans. The government schools indoctrinate that into our kids every day.
rainman on December 20, 2011 at 12:11 AM
“You bust my balls Hans Brix… you bust my balls!!”
I am very late to this post and therefore not shocked that the “I am so ronery” punchline has already been taken..
Hope the South park guys have a Kim Jong Il memorial episode !
Is David Letterman back to his old jokes on Kim Jong Il and his son Menta Lee Il ? (back home in India now and havent watched Letterman in 4 years !!)
nagee76 on December 23, 2011 at 3:28 AM
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