All that this guy doesn’t know — or would have to speculate about — would fill an encyclopedia. Kinda makes you wonder: How did he snatch the top spot at MF Global in the first place?

Jon Corzine’s “cluelessness” comes as no surprise, really. His testimony last week was just part of a growing liberal pattern: Nobody knows anything. Eric Holder doesn’t know the details of Fast and Furious, Debbie Wasserman Schultz doesn’t know the facts about unemployment, Charlie Sheen doesn’t know how to tweet and Alec Baldwin doesn’t know how to turn off his cell phone. It’s not funny, really, but it is reality.

Meanwhile, New York Magazine and The New York Times confirm what everybody already knew or at least suspected: Corzine personally pushed the big MF Global bets that led to the mysterious disappearance of about $1 billion in customer money.