Obligatory: The Rick Perry lip-reading clip
posted at 7:30 pm on September 27, 2011 by Allahpundit
Prediction: We’re going to get a roughly 50/50 split on this in the comments. Half of you will hate it because it’s the dumbest thing ever, half of you will love it because … it’s the dumbest thing ever. Count me in the second group; I was gasping with laughter even on the second viewing. I think it’s a combination of the voice, which is dead on, plus the fact that — let’s face it — this is what this guy sounds like during the second hour of debates. In fact, if I’m not mistaken, that rambling attack on Romney for flip-flopping near the end of the last one closed with, “Save a pretzel for the gas jets.”
Exit question: Rick is from Mars, Romney is from Venus?
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I’m dying here. That was so funny!
John the Libertarian on September 27, 2011 at 7:34 PM
I’m crying, I’m laughing so hard.
Weight of Glory on September 27, 2011 at 7:34 PM
How do they do that?
Cindy Munford on September 27, 2011 at 7:35 PM
oh man, that’s too much. hot yella kool aid
thebrokenchair on September 27, 2011 at 7:35 PM
“Tuna, eggs, Doritos, tamale”
Weight of Glory on September 27, 2011 at 7:35 PM
High-larious! Now give us one of Barry!
Rational Thought on September 27, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Oh my gosh, I was dying, so funny.
nswider on September 27, 2011 at 7:36 PM
umm, just stupid. no entertainment value.
joeindc44 on September 27, 2011 at 7:36 PM
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
lorien1973 on September 27, 2011 at 7:37 PM
Definitely in the second group.
mikeyboss on September 27, 2011 at 7:37 PM
Everybody hook uuuup….baabe!
this is hilarious.
ramrants on September 27, 2011 at 7:37 PM
What’s good is, to get these goats, for our computer industry
El_Terrible on September 27, 2011 at 7:37 PM
the princess in a mustache, one size fits all, everybody hook up… babe!
John the Libertarian on September 27, 2011 at 7:37 PM
Hot yellow Kool-Aid……….LMAO!!!!
Knucklehead on September 27, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Pretty funny.
terryannonline on September 27, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Hot Yellow Kool-aide.
Bwaaa haa haaa.
Epic laugh.
portlandon on September 27, 2011 at 7:38 PM
Jesus holy sh!t!!!! I haven’t laughed like that in years… hehehe.
WordsMatter on September 27, 2011 at 7:39 PM
If you can’t laugh at your pick the pick is a Borg.
Limerick on September 27, 2011 at 7:39 PM
ROFLMAO
meci on September 27, 2011 at 7:39 PM
How long must it have taken to come up with random words that fit his lips, while still holding somewhat of a thought process? Really creative.
Weight of Glory on September 27, 2011 at 7:40 PM
This is pretty funny stuff!
“Tuna, eggs, Doritos, cheesecake, tamale, see ya!!”
That is gold right there. LOL
ButterflyDragon on September 27, 2011 at 7:40 PM
I’m thinking that’s awfully hard to do.
golfmann on September 27, 2011 at 7:40 PM
I’m bored by famine.
AWESOME.
blatantblue on September 27, 2011 at 7:41 PM
umm, just stupid. no entertainment value.
joeindc44 on September 27, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Agree.
rjl1999 on September 27, 2011 at 7:41 PM
The Hate is strong on this one!
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 7:42 PM
It gets funnier every time I see it.
And I’m a Perry supporter.
Less on September 27, 2011 at 7:43 PM
That’s what Ricky Perry says.
lorien1973 on September 27, 2011 at 7:43 PM
That “Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.” was creepy.
portlandon on September 27, 2011 at 7:44 PM
We found Francis.
Lighten up.
portlandon on September 27, 2011 at 7:44 PM
I`ll improvise…….
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Gonna snake rattle democrats….
then….ice cream I eat…..
looked at the Post Turtle Fence….
cause…..
it was free……
then……
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 7:45 PM
no love no hate. thought it was kind of stale. a couple good lines other than that nothing.
unseen on September 27, 2011 at 7:45 PM
I swear, if Perry ends his next debate with, “Save a pretzel for the gas jets!” it would rival, “San Dimas high school football RULES!” in its awesomeness.
Weight of Glory on September 27, 2011 at 7:46 PM
Kinda got a Forest Gumpish twang in his voice.
madmonkphotog on September 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM
Awesome!!!! He told those Folks to sit down
Perry 2012
conservador on September 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM
“You know, I had this girl that was too ugly to ride…and we were bitter. This princess-in-the-mustache, one-size-fits-all, everybody-hook-up…babe.”
steebo77 on September 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM
Hootalicious!!
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM
Oh snap.
Weight of Glory on September 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM
Question 1) How many people who aren’t amused would be amused if it wasn’t Rick Perry?
Question 2) How many people who are amused wouldn’t be amused if it was Sarah Palin rather than Rick Perry?
amerpundit on September 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMfpU19hWfM&t=0m16s
islandman78 on September 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM
Rational Thought,
They already have one of Barry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehYoIKTsiV0&feature=player_embedded#!
It’s not as funny but pretty good.
deltanine on September 27, 2011 at 7:48 PM
It was OK.
sharrukin on September 27, 2011 at 7:48 PM
@weight of glory If Rick does that…… I know who I’m voting for the primary! Lol!
terryannonline on September 27, 2011 at 7:48 PM
I must be in a bad mood, because I found no humor in it at all.
Rebar on September 27, 2011 at 7:49 PM
umm, just stupid. no entertainment value.
joeindc44 on September 27, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Agree.
rjl1999 on September 27, 2011 at 7:41 PM
Agree.
GaltBlvnAtty on September 27, 2011 at 7:50 PM
I didn’t really get it
CW on September 27, 2011 at 7:50 PM
10 seconds of funny, stretched out to 2 minutes.
Tuna and eggs was funny.
faraway on September 27, 2011 at 7:50 PM
Took a Virgin hefer night riding..he never got a dead spirit…
Oh man,PETA is gonna have a bird!Haha
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 7:50 PM
if you close your eyes you would think it was Bush giving a SOTU address.
unseen on September 27, 2011 at 7:50 PM
I’m about to special order bumper stickers that say, “Save the pretzels for the gas jets-Perry 2012″
Weight of Glory on September 27, 2011 at 7:51 PM
So,SNL Hit piece on Perry,now this!!
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 7:51 PM
Holy shit that’s funny.
One of Obama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehYoIKTsiV0&feature=player_embedded#!
onetoomany on September 27, 2011 at 7:53 PM
Mad libs revisited. Hilarious.
rrpjr on September 27, 2011 at 7:54 PM
I’m a Perry fan and that was hilarious!!
kerrhome on September 27, 2011 at 7:54 PM
Hers how a pro does it!
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Senator Obama- What was the question?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GaU-ExYm30
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 7:54 PM
The scary thing about it is that it took me a few lines to realize that Perry really didn’t say those things in just that way! After his word salad with Romney at the debate, I don’t know what he is capable of. Lol
KickandSwimMom on September 27, 2011 at 7:54 PM
True
CW on September 27, 2011 at 7:55 PM
OT: Jeb Bush in support of in-state tuition for children of illegal immigrants
How long do you think it will take Romney to make a flip-flop on this issue? I am guessing as soon as he stands to address a Hispanic-majority audience.
TheRightMan on September 27, 2011 at 7:55 PM
L to the M with a A and an O thrown in for good measure
NY Conservative on September 27, 2011 at 7:56 PM
OMG that was hilarious!
fossten on September 27, 2011 at 7:57 PM
LMFAO!
HondaV65 on September 27, 2011 at 7:58 PM
thank you for pointing this out. anything that ties Perry to Bush is a plus. Keep on linking the two. The more links to bush the better.
unseen on September 27, 2011 at 7:58 PM
I don’t get it. What’s so funny about a clip of Rick Perry campaigning and talking?
MadisonConservative on September 27, 2011 at 7:59 PM
“One size fits all”
Also good for smugglin’ drugs across the border.
Deport them all!!
/
Electrongod on September 27, 2011 at 7:59 PM
Ha!
anuts on September 27, 2011 at 7:59 PM
Heres how a pro does it Part 2,btw,he states he hasn`t much
sleep lately,the very same allegation against Perry!!
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Obama Asthma Teleprompter Gaffe
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxxxGUeZtno
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 7:59 PM
Methinks you are right. It’s the Romney way. I was also disappointed in Santorum on Hannity last night saying he didn’t care if illegals pursued higher education in this country as long as they pay for it and aren’t subsidized by the taxpayers. His argument was that foreigners from all over the world get higher education here, but he doesn’t distinguish between those that went through the proper channels to study here and those that have no right to be here in the first place. Unbelievable.
KickandSwimMom on September 27, 2011 at 8:00 PM
I don’t get it. What’s so funny about a clip of Rick Perry campaigning and talking?
MadisonConservative on September 27, 2011 at 7:59 PM
MadisonConservative:MC,how could you say that!
(kidding):)
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 8:00 PM
Very funny. I agree he would kill if he used one of those lines in a speech.
peski on September 27, 2011 at 8:00 PM
“One size fits all”
Also good for smugglin’ drugs across the border.
Deport them all!!
/
Electrongod on September 27, 2011 at 7:59 PM
Electrongod:Lol:)
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Oh my goodness, that was hilarious.
One of the funniest lines and “Ice cream.” haha
conservative pilgrim on September 27, 2011 at 8:01 PM
Man, that was too funny!
Anybody watch the Obama one?
BKeyser on September 27, 2011 at 8:02 PM
Agreed!!!
keepinitreal on September 27, 2011 at 8:02 PM
This is hilarious. I have not laughed that hard in a long time. Are there more of these for other politicians?
acasilaco on September 27, 2011 at 8:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMfpU19hWfM&t=0m16s
islandman78 on September 27, 2011 at 7:47 PM
islandman78:Very nice,and a good comment by Herman Cain!!
canopfor on September 27, 2011 at 8:03 PM
I found it more fascinating than funny. Repeating Ms. Munford, how do they do that?
Fallon on September 27, 2011 at 8:04 PM
His staff said it was because he was tired.
I wrote that.
pedestrian on September 27, 2011 at 8:05 PM
I don’t think that was actually his voice.
TheQuestion on September 27, 2011 at 8:06 PM
Here is the Obama one, which, curiously, is not listed. You can only view it if you have a link. hmmmm.
ramrants on September 27, 2011 at 8:07 PM
Ok, so it wasn’t sophisticated wit, but it was silly fun. There is one for President Class Warfare too, in the related vids at the end.
TedInATL on September 27, 2011 at 8:08 PM
Kwanzaa CD’s…ha!
SouthernGent on September 27, 2011 at 8:08 PM
Oh, wait… I thought this was actual debate footage.
faraway on September 27, 2011 at 8:10 PM
Very, very, very funny.
princetrumpet on September 27, 2011 at 8:10 PM
I’m not sure where people get the idea that Republicans are cold and heartless. This is such a rational argument. And totally fair to the child that no one cared was here for 20 years, but now all the sudden wants to DEPORT THEM ALL.
ramrants on September 27, 2011 at 8:11 PM
Nope, it is to demonstrate that support for in-state tuition for kids of illegal immigrants might be more widespread than some might think. Those opposing it have their reasons and are very passionate about it. However, those supporting it also have their reasons and have equal passionate about it.
I would daresay support for and against the Texas Dream Act cuts across party divides and it’s hard to tell which side is the majority. It might therefore not hurt Perry the way his opponents are hoping it will.
And I expect Romney, just like Santorum on Hannity (ht: KickandSwimMom), to dodge and weave if he is confronted with the facts and asked to state his positions or alternatives.
Romney/Bachmann/Santorum are as usual being hypocrites and engaging in political demagoguery.
TheRightMan on September 27, 2011 at 8:18 PM
Sorry AP. More like 85/15, at least so far.
TedInATL on September 27, 2011 at 8:19 PM
He’s got me laughing sooo hard.
tencole on September 27, 2011 at 8:19 PM
heh…that’s funny!
ted c on September 27, 2011 at 8:23 PM
I’ve never said DEPORT THEM ALL. I want our laws followed and the giving of benefits and goodies to illegals STOPPED. I also want birthright citizenship ended. I believe that these things among others will go a long way to eventually ending our country’s massive house party of uninvited guests.
KickandSwimMom on September 27, 2011 at 8:24 PM
If you don’t think that’s funny then yer just a princess-in-a-mustache-everybody-hook-up….
Babe!
That’s why the thick Spartan women are so important.
SlaveDog on September 27, 2011 at 8:24 PM
The accent is what makes it work so well…am I right, yankees?
Christien on September 27, 2011 at 8:26 PM
How can you justify charging someone who is here legally more than someone who is illegally?
But then I don’t understand the logic behind in-state tuition break at only some colleges only. If you want to help in-state kids, then give them a voucher and let them go to the place that is best for them.
But it’s not for the kids, is it? It is for the in-state government employees.
pedestrian on September 27, 2011 at 8:26 PM
I had to
stoppause after 30 seconds.Mord on September 27, 2011 at 8:28 PM
I like Mr. Perry, but, that was laughtastic!
scalleywag on September 27, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Ice cream! :)
Aitch748 on September 27, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Damn you, weak bladder. I like RP even better now because I’ll be imagining him saying these things at the next debate. And let their battle cry be “Hot Yellow Kool-Aid for All!”
cynccook on September 27, 2011 at 8:31 PM
!!!!
cynccook on September 27, 2011 at 8:32 PM
knowing that Perry has the same stance as Bush is not a selling point unless you thought shamnesty was a winning issue for the GOP.
unseen on September 27, 2011 at 8:37 PM
BLR “Gang Fight” version of Rebecca Black’s “Friday.”
Brock’s Dub is funny, too.
Christien on September 27, 2011 at 8:37 PM
Anyone who writes anything serious on this thread should be forced to listen to Rick’s Kwanzaa CD’s.
SlaveDog on September 27, 2011 at 8:43 PM
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