A late evening palate cleanser via CNS — and not the first time that they’ve spun video gold from waylaying poor old Tony Bennett. Remember when they caught up to him at an event two years ago and found him urging Americans to support Obama in anything he wants to do? How many trillions per year would the deficit be now if we had taken that advice?

After a day of vigorous Newt-stomping in the comments, we’re not going to wind down by stomping Tony too. Are we? Look at it this way: If smarts are his standard for leadership, we might be able to get him to support Paul Ryan. Which, after months of Mediscaring, could make all the difference among the coveted senior demographic.