Affirmative-action figure.

Fender54 on May 12, 2011 at 10:18 PM

Damn funny that!

SKYFOX on May 13, 2011 at 9:54 AM

Second. I actually laughed out loud.

Affirmative-action figure.

Fender54 on May 12, 2011 at 10:18 PM

Damn funny that!

ccrooke on May 12, 2011 at 8:29 PM

LOL

+1

{^_-}

Gutsy Obama Seal Doll Nixed by NLRB. Apparently the doll is manufactured in a right to work province of the People’s Republic of China.

That doll has more credibility as commander in chief than the real Obama.

ThePrez on May 12, 2011 at 8:01 PM

That.

Then there are these:

http://waznmentobe.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/obama-basketball.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Zm6JXvXXze4/ShQdf3qT6sI/AAAAAAAAFso/Q0EPDlLeaiw/s320/ObamaGirlieMan.jpg

http://binsidetv.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obama-pitch.jpg

…among many others, proof that without the LeftMedia retouching and rephrasing the facts, our nation is floundering with the squishiness.

Uh, oh, and then there’s this situation from an Opposing Doll: not bad, too bad at all.

Awesome. Thanks for the link and the smile it gave me.

-Aslan’s Girl

Schooled! High Tech High Students Expose Flaws in Obama’s Long Form Birth Certificate, Rescind Invitation for President to Speak at Commencement

“You don’t really have to look further than the child’s name,” says Bhangoo. “The way the ‘r’ in ‘Barack’ differs in all sorts of ways from the rest of the letters, the way the green background fades away around certain parts of ‘Hussein’ and ‘Obama.’ It’s a Photoshop job, and not even a particularly careful one. We did a little followup work and found a death certificate for a Herbert Harrison O’Brien from the same hospital, dated August 5, 1961. The date of birth on that death certificate is given as August 4, same as little Barack Hussein Obama. But the funny thing is, there’s no corresponding birth certificate for baby Herbert. Where did it go? And why doesn’t Obama’s mother sign his birth certificate until August 7, three days after her son is born? By then, we were too depressed to dig any deeper.”

No batter could even see the ball, let alone hit it. One guy put his bat out and the bat disintegrated when the ball went through it.

Obama even ran down a high fly ball into deep center field, all the way from home plate, caught the ball, and threw all the way to home plate, in 1/250th of a second, preventing a run from scoring. He is the GREATEST Pitcher, fielder, and assist person in baseball history, better than Johnny Callison – one of the geasest throwing arms of any outfielder in history, better than Dave Parker of the Pirates – also one of the greatest throwing arms in baseball history, greater than Mickey Mantle, Willie Mays, Gary Madox, and so forth.

That skinny little girly man, mister puniverse, is THE GREASTEST of all!

William2006 on May 12, 2011 at 9:27 PM

I think you might need to block MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and Oprah from you television provider…..LOL

DeathB4Tyranny on May 12, 2011 at 9:32 PM

Thanks, DeathB4Tyranny!

I have posters of Rachel Madow, Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews, Joy Behar, Woopie Goldberg, and more, hanging on my walls at home. we also have every magazine, book, and movie that Oprah appeared in, wrote, or is in charge of, and we own a copy of every show ever recorded. She is our heroe. We pray to Oprah in order for Oprah, Peace be Unto Her, to intercede in praying and seeking blessings from our Lord, Barack Barry Soetoro Hussein Obama II.

We are not sure if it works, however, for our tiny children are all starving to death, we have no shoes of clothes for the children, cannot afford medical care, they cannot go to school, they have diseases, and we live in a box in the woods, or sometimes in the sewer if we can.

Our Lord, Barack Hussein Obama II is testing us, seeing how strong our faith is.

Praise to the Messiah, the One, the Savior, Barack Hussein Obama II, more powerful than Rambo, Bruce Leed, Rickson Gracie, Jon Jaque Machado, Randy Couture, or anyone.

He is the Greatest warrior-soldier-fighter in history, and the greastest, most High incarnation of the ultimate Supreme Being evah!

/sarcasm = off