Man storms cockpit in flight to San Francisco

posted at 10:55 am on May 10, 2011 by Ed Morrissey

Nothing to see here.  Move along! Except, of course, the fact that a man with a Yemeni passport attempted to storm a cockpit on an intrastate flight in California yesterday, shouting “Allahu akbar” as he pounded on the door (via the Boss Emeritus):

The passengers sat stunned as they watched a man walk quickly toward the front of American Airlines Flight 1561 as it was descending toward San Francisco. He was screaming and then began pounding on the cockpit door.

“I kept saying to myself: ‘What’s he doing? Does he have a bomb? Is he armed?’” passenger Angelina Marty said.

Within moments Sunday, a flight attendant tackled Rageh Almurisi. Authorities do not yet have a motive.

While authorities said that Almurisi, 28, of Vallejo, Calif., has no clear or known ties to terrorism, the incident underscored fears that extremists may try to mount attacks to retaliate for the death of al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden last week.

Federal agents are investigating Almurisi’s background. He was carrying a Yemeni passport and a California identification card, authorities said.

One piece of good news comes out of this story — after almost 10 years, Americans still understand the lesson from 9/11.  Airline security isn’t just a matter for the TSA.  The passengers and crew jumped on the man before he could do any damage to the plane, and a flight attendant quickly immobilized him.  Two of the passengers were retired law enforcement, two men who obviously still take their commitment seriously.

Michelle wonders whether the US government will treat this incident as a “nothing burger.”  I suspect that they may, especially since it seems for the moment that the only weapon he could get on the plane was himself.  The act was so impotent that it would strongly suggest a lack of coordination, although it could also have been a probe to check for American complacency.  It should be taken seriously — and I suspect that the passengers of AA1561 would agree.

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Personally I prefer the heel-on-larynx restraint method, but that’s just me.

SKYFOX on May 10, 2011 at 11:27 AM

That or my steel-toed work shoe up his ass. Either suits me.

CurtZHP on May 10, 2011 at 11:33 AM

Okay. let’s see.

…a man…attempted to storm a cockpit on an intrastate flight in California yesterday, shouting “Allahu akbar”…

PLUS

He was carrying a Yemeni passport

EQUALS

Authorities do not yet have a motive.

If this were government math, it would go a long way towards explaining the state of the budget.

Blaise on May 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM

MeatHeadinCA on May 10, 2011 at 11:32 AM

The agents heard that Gold Bond was used in making Anthrax.

kingsjester on May 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM

You guys ain’t seen nothing yet… Wait until Obama and Holder open up the flood gates to let in all those poor Libyans, Egyptians. Tunisians, Bahranians who Italy and the rest of Europe are slamming the doors on as they mass on that island off the Italian coast. They are actually plotting this as we sit here in the good o USA feeling “safe”…

CCRWM on May 10, 2011 at 11:31 AM

Londonistan is so passe. Let’s just have a huge Ameristan!

Calypso Louie would be proud of his Chicago neighbor and pal, president putz.

Cody1991 on May 10, 2011 at 11:35 AM

Jay Carney, press sec….Obama made the gutsy call, and gave the ok for the employees and passengers to take the man down.

right2bright on May 10, 2011 at 11:20 AM

Unfortunately, the flight lasted less than 16 hours, and so the gutsy call was passed on to the passengers at their destinations. President Obama has invited President Bush to a ball spiking ceremony at the crash site of flight 93 in Pennsylvania. Leon Penneta issued a background statement that he had approved the passenger action first and had dragged Obama from the golf course to witness 37 minutes of blank screen in the situation room.

pedestrian on May 10, 2011 at 11:35 AM

No doubt he was looking through an old Sarah Palin campaign leaflet and saw a cross hairs picture.

He couldn’t stop himself after that.

Lily on May 10, 2011 at 11:36 AM

Maybe if we increased foreign aid to Yemen, the problem would be solved. It works in Pakistan. Remember, terrorism is due to poverty.

a capella on May 10, 2011 at 11:36 AM

PARTY TIME!!!!

Time to take out all the aggressions on a simpleton.
Like yelling fire in a crowded theater.

nimrod on May 10, 2011 at 11:36 AM

Obviously incited to extreme rage and hatred by those racist, hateful teabaggers.

//

BacaDog on May 10, 2011 at 11:37 AM

The agents heard that Gold Bond was used in making Anthrax.

kingsjester on May 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM

Where are the death panels errrr government oversight committees?

MeatHeadinCA on May 10, 2011 at 11:37 AM

Sounds like someone in terrorist training 101 forgot to tell Rageh that post 9/11 cockpit doors are locked. – txmomof6

And many of the pilots have guns.

Tony737 on May 10, 2011 at 11:37 AM

Airline security isn’t just a matter for the TSA. The passengers and crew jumped on the man before he could do any damage to the plane, and a flight attendant quickly immobilized him.

In fact, airline security can’t be entrusted to the dolts and pervs of TSA. They are too busy feeling up grannies and children to actually pull a young man carrying a Yemeni passport out of line.
Abolish TSA. We’ll take care of security ourselves, thank you.

james23 on May 10, 2011 at 11:38 AM

Maybe if we increased foreign aid to Yemen, the problem would be solved. It works in Pakistan. Remember, terrorism is due to poverty.

a capella on May 10, 2011 at 11:36 AM

Don’t give Obama ideas…

MeatHeadinCA on May 10, 2011 at 11:38 AM

Everyday at work I think about this situation and what I would do.

I would think most flight crews feel the same…at least I hope they do.

Bob's Kid on May 10, 2011 at 11:38 AM

Thank goodness for the crew and passengers taking down this nutjob..:)

Dire Straits on May 10, 2011 at 11:39 AM

So wait…it was just some idiot pounding on the cockpit door? That was his grand plan?

We must have killed a LOT of terrorists if this is all they have left.

MadisonConservative on May 10, 2011 at 11:39 AM

I wonder if Eric Holder’s Law Firm will represent this nutjbob?!?..:)

Dire Straits on May 10, 2011 at 11:40 AM

It’s a wonder that he came out of it alive. It’s his ilk that causes us to be sexually assaulted by the the TSA at airports.

tinkerthinker on May 10, 2011 at 11:41 AM

No known ties to terrorism,HMMM. He might just be a Muslim, just sayin,,,,,,,maybe I should be a journalist and ask questions like they use to ask. The press are idiots. One bunch even reported he tried to get out an emerg exit. I do not believe ANYTHING that come over the LSM. The net and a few blogs carry the real truth within about 24 hours.

retiredeagle on May 10, 2011 at 11:43 AM

That does it, any flight I’m on, as soon as I hear ‘allahu- …(anything)’ I’m running out of my seat to tackle whoever said it.

Sheerq on May 10, 2011 at 11:44 AM

How long until the pre-flight speech from the flight attendant includes something about welcoming passenger involvement in the restraining of any unruly or dangerous passenger? – Sponge

Hmmmmmm … not a bad idea … I wonder how I could discreetly add that in to the P.A.s …?

I would think most flight crews feel the same…at least I hope they do. – Bob’s Kid

I can’t speak for anybody else, but I’ve got a plan for this and most other situations I can think of.

Tony737 on May 10, 2011 at 11:45 AM

Maybe if we were nicer and more tolerant these people wouldn’t be so mad at us. Perhaps BO needs to have a hukka summit to put all these bad feelings behind us.

ClanDerson on May 10, 2011 at 11:45 AM

PARTY TIME!!!!

Time to take out all the aggressions on a simpleton.Like yelling fire in a crowded theater.

nimrod on May 10, 2011 at 11:36 AM

You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself, idiot is good enough for you.

VegasRick on May 10, 2011 at 11:46 AM

I would think most flight crews feel the same…at least I hope they do
Trust me, we always discussed anti terror ops on my aircraft. Thinking about it and discussing tactics is always a better way to be prepared. A lot of us had our own methods as well as the company/faa procedures. All crews live with it on every trip.

retiredeagle on May 10, 2011 at 11:47 AM

I wonder if Eric Holder’s Law Firm will represent this nutjbob?!?..:)

Dire Straits on May 10, 2011 at 11:40 AM

This plane was headed for San Francisco, where Nancy Pelosi probably wants to prosecute the flight attendant for failing to read Almurisi his Miranda rights before tackling him.

Steve Z on May 10, 2011 at 11:48 AM


He was screaming and then began pounding on the cockpit door.

Rear

Naked

Choke

It might sound gay, but it’s just what ya need in a situation like this.

Tony737 on May 10, 2011 at 11:48 AM

Zoroastrianism, I thought.

miConsevative on May 10, 2011 at 11:04 AM

Incorrect.
This has Pastafarian written allll over it.

annoyinglittletwerp on May 10, 2011 at 11:50 AM

You’d think by now, these idiots would realize that, post 9/11, this is a good way to get yourself beat to death.

GarandFan on May 10, 2011 at 11:52 AM

Within moments Sunday, a flight attendant tackled Rageh Almurisi. Authorities do not yet have a motive.

What was that attendant thinking?! It’s a good thing the ACLU and CAIR are on their way!

shick on May 10, 2011 at 11:56 AM

That’s OK. Our fearless Mall Cop rejects just saved me from the real culprit.

A 3 month old’s potentially dirty diaper…

MNHawk on May 10, 2011 at 11:56 AM


male flight attendant tackled Almurisi, and other crew members and passengers, including a retired Secret Service agent and a retired San Mateo police officer, helped subdue him as he banged on the door, police said. The flight attendant put plastic handcuffs on him.

This is why the airlines have been hiring more men since 9/11 (we’re not all girly-boys) and how cool is it to have a retired Secret Service Agent onboard? He’s probably the one who really jacked the guy up.

Tony737 on May 10, 2011 at 11:58 AM

The Yumpin’ Yemeni was probably ticked that he was too late to attend the BHO San Francisco fund raiser.

onlineanalyst on May 10, 2011 at 11:58 AM

Did the Palace Guard Media whitewash this as ” yelling an old arabic expression” this time?

joeindc44 on May 10, 2011 at 11:58 AM

And if the day comes when we’ll be patted down going into stores, many will say, “anything to make me feel safe,” and “if you don’t like it don’t shop.”

It’ll be great for Amazon though.

Drained Brain on May 10, 2011 at 11:59 AM

just checked both cnn.com and msnbc.com and this story is nowhere to be found. What the heck?!

MikeknaJ on May 10, 2011 at 12:03 PM

I’m glad the TSA ‘system’ worked once again……..
/

Vashta.Nerada on May 10, 2011 at 12:04 PM

no clear or known ties to terrorism

What the heck does that mean? He has fuzzy ties to terrorism?

ProfessorMiao on May 10, 2011 at 12:04 PM

Strangely missing was his accomplice yelling Jesus, Jesus.

Its the ideology stupid.

Speakup on May 10, 2011 at 12:05 PM

Tags: allahu akbar, flight, terrorism, islam

FIFY

Connie on May 10, 2011 at 12:06 PM

Obama got Osama.

Why is this even news? The war on terror is over. /sarc

madmonkphotog on May 10, 2011 at 12:12 PM

Allahu akbar is Yemeni for “is this the bathroom?”

Southernblogger on May 10, 2011 at 12:12 PM

He wants to see the Bin Laden headshot?

profitsbeard on May 10, 2011 at 12:13 PM

Nervous Islamic passenger, hmmm, might be interesting to know if he had a one-way ticket or not.

PattyJ on May 10, 2011 at 12:13 PM

The Yumpin’ Yemeni

FTW !!!!!

pambi on May 10, 2011 at 12:16 PM

He was carrying a Yemeni passport and a California identification card

As my grade 10 English teacher used to write all over my essays “Redundant!!”

Caper29 on May 10, 2011 at 12:22 PM

You are all haters.

Clearly he was really trying to get into the restroom screaming “Ally McBeal” and by mistake, knocked on the cockpit door instead.

Alibali on May 10, 2011 at 12:23 PM

Who is Allan Akbar and why are the crazies so mad at him?

anuts on May 10, 2011 at 12:25 PM

Maybe, he was playing Hide and Go Seek and was shouting: Ollie, Ollie, Oxenfree?

kingsjester on May 10, 2011 at 12:25 PM

I’ll be flying Thursday. I hope some jackwagon tries this on my flight. Pleeeease! :)

RedNewEnglander on May 10, 2011 at 12:27 PM

I’m going with the loner theory on this one, though his motivations are obvious to anyone at all paying attention.

Esthier on May 10, 2011 at 12:40 PM

Yemen Done Me Wrong” – The Onion

Christien on May 10, 2011 at 12:41 PM

That does it, any flight I’m on, as soon as I hear ‘allahu- …(anything)’ I’m running out of my seat to tackle whoever said it.

Sheerq on May 10, 2011 at 11:44 AM

THIS. Plus I always wear a woven leather belt or my military style belt – cinchable to any size. Just saying

AH_C on May 10, 2011 at 12:43 PM

“This proves the system WORKS.” ~ Janet “Man-Caused-Disaster” Napolitano

Roy Rogers on May 10, 2011 at 12:46 PM

I can’t speak for anybody else, but I’ve got a plan for this and most other situations I can think of.

As an infrequent flier, Tony, I thank you.

Bob's Kid on May 10, 2011 at 12:47 PM

Airline security isn’t just a matter for the TSA.

Just curious. Wasn’t TSA the one who let the clown on the plane in the first place?

Oh, well. At least no one was profiled.
(Except for blonde babies, six-year-old kids and grandmothers with walkers)

Solaratov on May 10, 2011 at 12:49 PM

islam is a mental disorder.

SouthernGent on May 10, 2011 at 1:05 PM

Meanwhile, TSA continues to fondle U.S. children NOT possessing Yemen passports.

Roy Rogers on May 10, 2011 at 1:09 PM

The TSA is worthless. We are all flight 93 now.

John the Libertarian on May 10, 2011 at 1:10 PM

Wait a minute….Bammy told me the people to fear were Americans clinging to guns and Bibles.

What Gives?

Tim_CA on May 10, 2011 at 11:10 AM

Obviously, he was quite distraught at being forced to leave his Bible and his gun behind.
Quite understandable.

Solaratov on May 10, 2011 at 1:13 PM

Man storms cockpit in flight to San Francisco

Um, no. He attempted to. That’s like the difference between attempting to bring down the WTC (1993) and succeeding (2001). Huge difference.

calbear on May 10, 2011 at 1:15 PM

Obviously, he was quite distraught at being forced to leave his Koran and his bomb behind.
Quite understandable.

Solaratov on May 10, 2011 at 1:13 PM

FIFY

Roy Rogers on May 10, 2011 at 1:18 PM

So, would you rather be alive and called an islamophobe by mozlem terrorists and their liberal tools, or would you rather be remembered as a victim of an unusual, and inexplicable aircraft mishap?

Call me an islamophobe ANY day…

Roy Rogers on May 10, 2011 at 1:24 PM

That was a public reaction probe. The passengers did nothing and a 110 pound female flight attendant tackled him. No Air Marshall to be seen. That was a test. We failed. The First Class passengers didn’t want to get their shirts wrinkled. Move First class the rear of the plane and let the blue collar regular Joe’s sit near the cockpit. It will be much better guarded by passengers who will take better self protective action. Fire the TSA and put private security firms to work.

Egfrow on May 10, 2011 at 1:25 PM

I am somewhat surprised that those who subdued this moron didn’t beat the crap out of him.

GFW on May 10, 2011 at 1:42 PM

I haven’t seen any news reports saying he said “Allahu akbar”. Maybe he just wanted to try his hand at flying the plane. Perhaps he wanted his wings pin that AA used to give to kids. Possibly he thought that was the door to the bathroom. If you read the MSM reports, he wasn’t doing anything anyone else wouldn’t do and they tackled him for no real reason other than we are all paranoid, anti-Muslim freaks … or something. Did he really say “Allahu akbar”?

*ducks for cover*

BrideOfRove on May 10, 2011 at 1:48 PM

The First Class passengers didn’t want to get their shirts wrinkled. Move First class the rear of the plane and let the blue collar regular Joe’s sit near the cockpit.

Let’s quit with the class warfare, okay? My husband is a physician who gets upgraded once in a while to first class. Not only would he not hesitate a millisecond to dispatch an unruly passenger, he would take extreme pride and pleasure in doing it. And lots of blue collar types are wussies too!

2L8 on May 10, 2011 at 1:48 PM

A flash mob of one ;-)

BrideOfRove on May 10, 2011 at 1:51 PM

I’m sure he said “I wanna snack bar” and thought he was pounding on the kitchenette door.

Back to your lives, citizens.

Shy Guy on May 10, 2011 at 1:51 PM

Did he really say “Allahu akbar”?

http://www.theblaze.com/

An eye witness claims he did.

2L8 on May 10, 2011 at 1:51 PM

“I kept saying to myself: ‘What’s he doing? Does he have a bomb? Is he armed?’” passenger Angelina Marty said.
Within moments Sunday, a flight attendant tackled Rageh Almurisi.

Upon landing both the passanger and the flight attendant were taken in to custody by alert TSA agents.

Charges pending include Assault (with a “Hate Crime” enhancement), Ethnic and Religious Profiling (of a non-christian), and interfering with the normal operation of an aircraft.

Janet Napolitano will be making a statement shortly from a Washington D.C. Mosque.

Tim_CA on May 10, 2011 at 1:54 PM

The First Class passengers didn’t want to get their shirts wrinkled. Move First class the rear of the plane and let the blue collar regular Joe’s sit near the cockpit. It will be much better guarded by passengers who will take better self protective action.

Egfrow on May 10, 2011 at 1:25 PM

It will be awhile before any post is more stupid than this one…you think because someone makes a few bucks they aren’t “man enough”?
This is the type of thinking that the dems wallow like pigs in…class warfare, the rich don’t deserve it, they are soft, all they do is take, etc, etc, we have heard it all for 40 years from liberal goof balls, and lo and behold, here it is on a conservative website from a sniveling nobody that is envious of people who have made something of themselves…hey, not only should they sit in the back, but you should also raise their taxes…

right2bright on May 10, 2011 at 1:57 PM

2L8 on May 10, 2011 at 1:51 PM

I like The Blaze but …

BrideOfRove on May 10, 2011 at 2:00 PM

Janet Napolitano will be making a statement shortly from a Washington D.C. Mosque.

Tim_CA on May 10, 2011 at 1:54 PM

“The system works!”

Shy Guy on May 10, 2011 at 2:02 PM

How many times do I have to tell you people it is “Aloha Snackbar” and then pound on a door,,,,,old tribal ritual.

retiredeagle on May 10, 2011 at 2:15 PM

The passengers should have done a bit of water boarding, using super hot coffee from the galley, while on final approach. In all probability the authorities would not have to be wondering about the motive now.

Yoop on May 10, 2011 at 2:18 PM

Waterboard him…

Khun Joe on May 10, 2011 at 2:20 PM

I’m guessing that our crack TSA team waved this guy through security without a “gate rape”…because it would have been politically incorrect to examine or question someone who actually could be a terrorist.

Now if he was a grandmother, a teenage girl or a baby in diapers…

landlines on May 10, 2011 at 2:24 PM

I feel safer already.

Rebar on May 10, 2011 at 12:03 PM

Wow! 80,000 units of pure diversity! Muslims from all over the world and even a few thousand Muslim refugees from oppressive Europe! Within a year that will swell to 320,000 when the wives, kids, cousins and grannies get united. And you can pull 80,000 jobs out of a hat at any moment. Which Muslim enclaves will benefit most I wonder?

BL@KBIRD on May 10, 2011 at 2:56 PM

That or my steel-toed work shoe up his ass. Either suits me.

CurtZHP on May 10, 2011 at 11:33 AM

Better leave those home…they’d completely confuse the TSA….probably trigger a cavity search.

Tim_CA on May 10, 2011 at 3:01 PM

At least Fox, MM, HA and The Blaze reported the Allahu akbar part.

What the media failed to report is that aside from the Yemen passport, the guy was wearing one of those new OBL teeshirts that are all the Rageh, which is why he was whisked straight through security without so much as having to empty his pockets, take off his shoes, get filmed naked or have his testicular fortitude tested.

They also failed to report that Zero was so upset upon hearing this report! He realized he was resposible for the incident, because he failed to order a 2 hr. islamic burial ceremony for OBL in the ground at the GZM instead of gently easing him into the sea, which broke all kinds of muslim rules regarding the respect OBL should have been afforded, and he should have already apologized for OBL’s death to the muslim world by now. Not to worry, TOTUS will atone for these lapses in judgment soon.

Opinionator on May 10, 2011 at 3:11 PM

Just do like India and give Shrestha and his boys free air and rail tickets for life. Problem solved.

Christien on May 10, 2011 at 3:17 PM

Tony737 on May 10, 2011 at 11:58 AM

“He knocked him out…he knocked him out…he shoulda knocked him out!”

- “Pepper” Johnson (Super Bowl XXXVIII)

Miss_Anthrope on May 10, 2011 at 4:12 PM

Know what? Uhalla Rabka is Allahu Akbar spelled backwards.

BigAlSouth on May 10, 2011 at 4:28 PM

Did he really say “Allahu akbar”?

BrideOfRove on May 10, 2011 at 1:48 PM

I like The Blaze but …

BrideOfRove on May 10, 2011 at 2:00 PM

** Guessing the spam filter ate my post… do a google News search for:

+”Allahu Akbar.” +flight +1561

You’ll find links to:
Fox, AFP, Daily Mail, Washington Post, and several others (Forbes, etc.) along with the blogs.

Dislike Blaze if you want; but there’s a lot of news stories out there with the eyewitenss accounts of what he shouted.

Do Middle Easterners shout GOD IS GREAT when they really have to pee and there is a line at the restroom? Or is it safe to suspect something else might have been going on?

But we’ll try one new link.

AP News report, with video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMQkH9rCVLI&feature=player_embedded

gekkobear on May 10, 2011 at 5:16 PM

“Further on in the article, in the 13th paragraph, AP attempted to shed some light on the man’s intentions by quoting a relative of the man who helpfully suggested, ‘He might have seriously mistaken the cockpit for the bathroom…. He’s only been on three planes in his whole life.’”

And Muslims generally invoke Allah when they have to pee?

disa on May 10, 2011 at 5:30 PM

I’d like to hear from the people who were sitting near this clown on the plane, before the end of the flight when he went full-Allah.

disa on May 10, 2011 at 5:31 PM

Authorities do not yet have a motive.

Weird isn’t it? Wonder what he was doing? And yelling “Allahu akbar” of all things. I didn’t think Tea Party people normally shouted that. Probably some gun nut conservative type angry about ObamaCare or something.

Hey, wonder if he got searched by TSA? Probably not if there was a good looking beauty queen in front of him and some old cripple white guy in a wheel chair behind him.
Well, I’m sure Napalitano or whatever her name is will get to the bottom of this and give us all a speech about these homegrown terrorist types. You know, the ones with the libertarian and pro-life bumper stickers on their cars and all.

JellyToast on May 10, 2011 at 5:56 PM

Come on, people. It’s not like Jihadists scream Allahu Akbar before they kill infidels. Take Ft. Hood shooter Nidal Hasan . . .

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/06/fort-hood-shooting-suspect-alive

(nevermind . . .)

BigAlSouth on May 10, 2011 at 6:53 PM

Y’all are mistaken, he was repeatedly screaming to go to the bathroom, “I’ll, uh, go ca-ca!”

G. Charles on May 10, 2011 at 7:33 PM

Authorities do not yet have a motive.

Well, DUH!! He obviously was mad because he had to pay an extra $50 for his check baggage.

CurtZHP on May 10, 2011 at 10:59 AM

He had NO BAGGAGE!!!!

I thought TSA used “no baggage” for a transcontinental flight as a “tell” for something suspicious.

Like the four “Middle Eastern men” (including Atta) that James Woods reported a few weeks before 9/11. None of them had luggage, Woods was suspicious, reported it to the attendant and flight crew, but nothing was done pre-9/11.

TSA is a joke. A politically correct joke. I’ll bet this clown would have been rejected by El Al!!!

fred5678 on May 10, 2011 at 9:09 PM

The “no baggage” reference.

fred5678 on May 10, 2011 at 9:10 PM

The First Class passengers didn’t want to get their shirts wrinkled. Move First class the rear of the plane and let the blue collar regular Joe’s sit near the cockpit. It will be much better guarded by passengers who will take better self protective action.

Egfrow on May 10, 2011 at 1:25 PM

OMG!
That’s just sterotyping, son.
I’ll have you know that I can throw my iPad 2 just like Oddjob in Goldfinger.
And not spill a drop of my Chardonnay in the process.

justltl on May 10, 2011 at 9:28 PM

How many years in jail for a stunt like this?

scotash on May 11, 2011 at 12:36 AM

We’ll take care of security ourselves, thank you.

james23 on May 10, 2011 at 11:38 AM

This.

The passengers sat stunned as they watched a man walk quickly toward the front of American Airlines Flight 1561 as it was descending toward San Francisco.

Umm, really? I’d think that the fact that several passengers helped subdue this radical Mennonite would put the lie to that kind of statement. I’d rather see the statement, “Passengers were stunned to see a man walk quickly toward … and then proceeded to tackle and beat the living crap out of him. No further troubles were encountered the remainder of the flight. The unruly passenger will be charged with interfering with flight operations after he gets out of traction”

AZfederalist on May 11, 2011 at 12:51 AM

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