A catfish bridge to nowhere

posted at 6:05 pm on April 22, 2011 by Jazz Shaw

Even in these times of belt-tightening and budget cutting fever, it’s important to remember that there are still some areas where Uncle Sam is going to have to spend money. And among these non-discretionary spending requirements, few are more important than protecting the American people. With that in mind, it’s good to see that our loyal servants in D.C. are ready to protect us from the dangers of… catfish.

There is a battle brewing over catfish. This is not a debate over fried or poached, this is a debate on government regulation of catfish. Even though seafood is inspected by the Food and Drug Administration, there is a move to have foreign catfish put under the purview of the United States Department of Agriculture’s (USDA) inspection regime. While this may sound benign, it is a move that could drive up prices, add layers of bureaucracy to an industry that doesn’t need it and burden taxpayers with yet another expensive bureaucracy.

After all is said and done, the move will not increase the safety of catfish and the addition of another inspection program would force the hiring of 90 inspectors and eventually spawn a new government inspection bureaucracy that will end up costing hundreds of millions.

Senator John McCain (R-AZ) has been digging into this proposal since March, calling it, “nothing more than a protectionist tactic funded at taxpayers’ expense.” Speaking as one of the few isolationists in the crowd, I’m all for a good protectionist tactic now and then, but this is a major expenditure of money going to no discernible purpose. Of all the industries in the country that face challenges in the modern era, catfish production doesn’t exactly leap to the top of the list.

As the linked article demonstrates, repeated and extensive testing of catfish, both domestic and imported, have resulted in such low levels of contamination in each that it’s rated as a low-risk food. These new layers of regulation will initially cost 30 million dollars of wasteful spending to taxpayers, adding up to hundreds of millions over the years to follow.

For additional perspective on this prime example of government in action to protect you, as well as more than a little humor, the following video of Senator McCain conducting hearings on the Big Catfish Question is offered.

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We’re importing catfish? Why? It’s definitely not a situation where there’s not enough supply. Of course, try explaining economics to a libtard.

AubieJon on April 22, 2011 at 6:12 PM

Sounds fishy to me.

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

shmendrick on April 22, 2011 at 6:16 PM

We’re importing catfish?
AubieJon on April 22, 2011 at 6:12 PM

Obunghole probably told Brazil we’d be their best customer for catfish, too.

Dopenstrange on April 22, 2011 at 6:20 PM

If the DB’s in DC wanted to protect the American people from bottom-feeders, they should really start with themselves.

Left Coast Right Mind on April 22, 2011 at 6:20 PM

We’re importing catfish? Why? It’s definitely not a situation where there’s not enough supply.

AubieJon on April 22, 2011 at 6:12 PM

Clearly, non-American catfish are only doing the jobs that American catfish won’t do. I say grant them citizenship, free medical care, and amnesty.

VastRightWingConspirator on April 22, 2011 at 6:22 PM

You know…

… I always thought it was the despots of the world in other countries that would wake up every day thinking up ways to attack and destroy America.

Now I know our government has taken over that task…

Seven Percent Solution on April 22, 2011 at 6:26 PM

To Cass and Barack:

I’ve got an alternative, and it costs nothing.

DON’T DO THIS!

clement on April 22, 2011 at 6:28 PM

If I want catfish, all I have to do is drive about 40 minutes east, drop a line in the Tennessee River, and catch ‘em.

Since the TVA put in a hydroelectric dam system in the 1930′s (see the movie Oh Brother Where Art Thou), the upstream lakes at the dams have provided a deep water habitat for the native catfish to get much bigger than they used to.

There was a story a few years ago that an inspection diver working at the base of the Pickwick Dam was shocked to find the piece of bottom he stepped on moved out from under him.

It was a catfish about 9-10 ft long, 6-800 lbs.

That is big enough to swallow a man.

See the series on the Animal Planet, River Monsters.

The guy went to the Himalayan foothills in northern India, and found a species of catfish there that were attacking people in the river, and were big enough to drag you under quickly.

Brian1972 on April 22, 2011 at 6:29 PM

Clearly, non-American catfish are only doing the jobs that American catfish won’t do. I say grant them citizenship, free medical care, and amnesty.

VastRightWingConspirator on April 22, 2011 at 6:22 PM

lol

Brian1972 on April 22, 2011 at 6:29 PM

Well obviously we IMPORT our catfish! We don’t want to eat our own catfish! Barry already eats IMPORTED beef. We want other countries to do all that yucky stuff, like farming and manufacturing. We want only CLEAN industries. Pretty soon we’ll be exporting all our garbage and sewage so that it can be treated in other countries. Sacramento is working hard on keeping California air CLEAN. So don’t you other folks start breathing OUR air!

GarandFan on April 22, 2011 at 6:37 PM

Remember Cass, he thinks we are all Homer Simpson. I loathe this man.

tessa on April 22, 2011 at 6:42 PM

….Pretty soon we’ll be exporting all our garbage and sewage so that it can be treated in other countries. Sacramento is working hard on keeping California air CLEAN. So don’t you other folks start breathing OUR air!

GarandFan on April 22, 2011 at 6:37 PM

I do believe we have already tried that.

Koa on April 22, 2011 at 6:56 PM

I’m sorry, but anything that oes after Charlie’s Blood Bait, and other assorted stink baits, isn’t going into my mouth.

DAT60A3 on April 22, 2011 at 7:05 PM

Oops. A typo. That is anything that goes after Charlie’s Blood Bait….

DAT60A3 on April 22, 2011 at 7:08 PM

There was a story a few years ago that an inspection diver working at the base of the Pickwick Dam was shocked to find the piece of bottom he stepped on moved out from under him.

It was a catfish about 9-10 ft long, 6-800 lbs.

That is big enough to swallow a man.

Brian1972 on April 22, 2011 at 6:29 PM

Heh, I first heard that story before you were born (assuming you were born after about 1950). It was BS then and it’s still BS. I’m from a little place about 40 miles East of Kentucky Lake but I heard the story in reference to the Green River. Since then I’ve heard it about every body of water I’ve ever been near, including Kentucky and Barkley lakes. Here’s the 2010 world record blue catfish and it’s nowhere near large enough to swallow a man. I’ve eaten catfish all my life from waters all over the US and I’ve got to say the best I’ve ever eaten came from the Rappahannock river in Virginia caught just downstream of the old Embrey Dam. Which isn’t there anymore.

Oldnuke on April 22, 2011 at 7:15 PM

Oops. A typo. That is anything that goes after Charlie’s Blood Bait….

DAT60A3 on April 22, 2011 at 7:08 PM

They’ll also hit chunks of plain old Ivory soap, live bait, cut bait and artificial lures. Catfish are predators of opportunity. Just curious if you eat pork. If you do are you aware of the eating habits of pigs?

Oldnuke on April 22, 2011 at 7:18 PM

There must not be many catfish farms in Arizona.

Log on April 22, 2011 at 7:23 PM

Why does this guy get to use the honorific “Honorable”?

flyoverland on April 22, 2011 at 7:36 PM

We’re importing catfish?

Only heroic Libyan catfish…

karl9000 on April 22, 2011 at 7:58 PM

There was a story a few years ago that an inspection diver working at the base of the Pickwick Dam was shocked to find the piece of bottom he stepped on moved out from under him.

It was a catfish about 9-10 ft long, 6-800 lbs.

That is big enough to swallow a man.

Brian1972 on April 22, 2011 at 6:29 PM

Heh, I first heard that story before you were born (assuming you were born after about 1950). It was BS then and it’s still BS. I’m from a little place about 40 miles East of Kentucky Lake but I heard the story in reference to the Green River. Since then I’ve heard it about every body of water I’ve ever been near, including Kentucky and Barkley lakes. Here’s the 2010 world record blue catfish and it’s nowhere near large enough to swallow a man. I’ve eaten catfish all my life from waters all over the US and I’ve got to say the best I’ve ever eaten came from the Rappahannock river in Virginia caught just downstream of the old Embrey Dam. Which isn’t there anymore.

Oldnuke on April 22, 2011 at 7:15 PM

If you want to find the monster catfish, you don’t go looking for monster catfish, you look for missing fishermen.

slickwillie2001 on April 22, 2011 at 8:09 PM

Don’t eat yellow catfish, er, snow!

Mason on April 22, 2011 at 8:37 PM

Please pay attention for a second, while I boil this down *bad pun alert*

This “catfish bridge to nowhere” issue is about whether to allow giant Vietnamese catfish, called the “irisdescent shark,” mostly from the Mekong delta, and currently sold at your local market while labeled as “SWAI,” to now be sold as CATFISH, and to put Gulf-Coast catfish farmers out of business.

PLEASE, PLEASE, IF YOU HAVE ANY MERCY FOR YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS, DO NOT BUY SWAI!

EVERY SWAI FILET SOLD IS HELPING TAKE A JOB AWAY FROM A GULF-COAST AMERICAN!!!!!

cane_loader on April 23, 2011 at 12:01 AM

Federal bureaudrones and catfish, perfect together. Bottomfeeders all. Also another attack on a southern industry: oil, tobacco, shrimp, and now catfish. If there ever was a food that needed little inspection it would be farmed catfish. The farms aren’t fed by industrial effluent. And even if they were the cats could probably process it. That may be what makes them so tasty.

curved space on April 23, 2011 at 6:37 AM

With global warming, opportunist Canadians may dive into catfish farms. Save the carbon foot print from long distance importation.

seven on April 23, 2011 at 8:28 AM

This would not be an issue if catfish could be converted into ethanol.

percysunshine on April 23, 2011 at 9:43 AM

I don’t even like catfish

ctmom on April 23, 2011 at 10:41 AM