To cleanse the palate, an instant classic via Red State’s Caleb Howe and Liberty Pundits’ Melissa Clouthier, who recognized this instantly for the beta-male masterpiece that it is and knew just who to tweet it to.

There’s nothing I can say to prepare you for it so I won’t try. Except this: Of the half-dozen or so women I’ve seen comment on it on Twitter, not a single one has been receptive. The cruel fate of the beta, my friends.

Update: Greenroomer Lori Ziganto is, alas, not a fan of the betas.