Civilization ends: Greatest film character of all time is … Forrest Gump
posted at 8:26 pm on March 24, 2011 by Allahpundit
Not our usual fare but I cannot be silent. How can Forrest Gump be the greatest character of all time when he’s not even really a character? He’s a pure plot device, a Christmas tree on which to hang gimmicky little zeitgeist ornaments for the baby-boomer audience to ooh and ahh at in recognition. Good lord. Who finished second? Clyde from “Every Which Way But Loose”?
People who are fascinated by Forrest Gump must watch Elvis’s movies and find his characters amazing.
While Gump was the runaway winner, British secret agent James Bond was named as the second greatest film character…
Scarlett O’Hara was rated as the third most memorable character.
The performance by British star Vivien Leigh as the feisty southern belle in the epic “Gone with the Wind” made her the only female character in the top five.
Anthony Hopkins performance as Hannibal Lecter helped the cannibalistic serial killer rate fourth in the poll.
Indiana Jones, played by Harrison Ford, was named as the fifth most popular character.
Respectable choices all, although Scarlett’s the only “realistic” character in the top five. Am I wrong about Gump, meanwhile? I get why people might revert to him when put on the spot with a question about great characters: His name’s in the title so he leaps to mind, and he is memorable in his own contrived, no-dimensional way. But … there has to be a better answer. There has to be. Sam Spade? Luke Skywalker? Rooster Cogburn? Blanche DuBois? Somebody? Hello?









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Stupid is as stupid does
cmsinaz on March 24, 2011 at 8:29 PM
I still haven’t seen it. I know. I know…
Ordinary1 on March 24, 2011 at 8:29 PM
AP you have to pick Gump. He’s the original Beta male.
Rocks on March 24, 2011 at 8:29 PM
What, no Dirty Harry?!
Wyznowski on March 24, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Might as well have picked Chauncy Gardner.
WitchDoctor on March 24, 2011 at 8:30 PM
Never got it or Hanks as a great actor. I don’t see a character, I just see celebrity Tom Hanks doing a goofy southern drawl– I hope I’m not alone, but seems as though I am considering all the accolates that movie got/continues to get.
Pasalubong on March 24, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Harry Lime runs away with it for me.
Sgt Steve on March 24, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Who was polled? Teh gheys?
No Harry Callahan?
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darwin-t on March 24, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Awesome. Just perfectly awesome in its perfection.
Weight of Glory on March 24, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Well not only did he play a part in a popular film he even went on to become President.
sharrukin on March 24, 2011 at 8:31 PM
Or Charly Gordon. Cliff Robertson won an Oscar for that because he didn’t go full retard.
Doughboy on March 24, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Josey Wales
pain train on March 24, 2011 at 8:32 PM
I think it’s due to the fact it’s not just a single moment in time, it’s his life story. People are bound to get attached to a character like that.
ButterflyDragon on March 24, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Welcome to the American Idol/Obamaism culture.
retiredeagle on March 24, 2011 at 8:32 PM
Stupid is as stupid does
cmsinaz on March 24, 2011 at 8:29 PM
lulz….
IR-MN on March 24, 2011 at 8:32 PM
This thread will get more attention than the Gorelick debacle, which is telling in and of itself.
darwin-t on March 24, 2011 at 8:34 PM
Gump is a great character and a cool movie, but c’mon, how can ya beat THIS GUY? —>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOyckqraU0c
Tony737 on March 24, 2011 at 8:34 PM
It’s a decent movie but hardly worthy of this. As for characters, I’d put Humphrey Bogart’s Rick Blaine from Casablanca, or John Wayne’s Ethan Edwards from The Searchers way ahead of Forrest Gump.
KillerKane on March 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM
Deputy US Marshal Sam Gerard from “The Fugitive” is great character.
RBMN on March 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM
HEY! You take that back!
rihar on March 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM
id argue for mickey mouse
hes the most recognizable film character ever
offroadaz on March 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM
I would have voted for anything Monty Python
Kini on March 24, 2011 at 8:36 PM
Peter Venkman
Weight of Glory on March 24, 2011 at 8:37 PM
Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) and Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood). Forrest Gump? Really?
ladyingray on March 24, 2011 at 8:38 PM
Sean Thornton (John Wayne, the Quiet Man) also gets high marks in my book.
Sgt Steve on March 24, 2011 at 8:38 PM
Yes. Incredibly, indubitably, execrably off base. Gump is a great pick, and I maintain that Forrest Gump is a contender for the greatest American film ever made.
MadisonConservative on March 24, 2011 at 8:39 PM
Oh frick! I forgot! Dr. Strangelove
Weight of Glory on March 24, 2011 at 8:40 PM
THIS was the Greatest Film character in the Greatest movie of all time
Kini on March 24, 2011 at 8:40 PM
James Bond has been portrayed by various actors in a 20+ movie franchise. How does Forrest Gump even compare?
JCred on March 24, 2011 at 8:42 PM
Thinking alike! ^_^
Kini on March 24, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Travis Bickle.
50sGuy on March 24, 2011 at 8:43 PM
I’m not sure I follow why he’s not a character. Not that I agree he’s the greatest of all time, as I have no idea who that would be, but Forrest Gump is certainly a film character. Frankly, in terms of the greatest, I would think those characters who were featured in multiple movies should be right up there (Luke Skywalker, Harry Callahan, etc). Them, or Brendan Fraser’s Encino Man ;)
changer1701 on March 24, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Forrest Gump is a time capsule of a movie. I can’t think of a better character.
mike_NC9 on March 24, 2011 at 8:44 PM
Yeah.
“I didn’t do it.”
“I don’t care.”
ladyingray on March 24, 2011 at 8:44 PM
Greatest film character of all time is … Forrest Gore Gump.
petefrt on March 24, 2011 at 8:44 PM
Allah, if you won’t propose a better character, why pick on Gump?
And when it comes to movies, what is a “real” character anyway? By definition a movie is fantasy, not reality. Methinks your knee-jerk bias is affecting your judgment.
Mind you, I’m not sticking up for Gump. I just don’t understand your outrage.
Splashman on March 24, 2011 at 8:44 PM
I watched the program. When they named Gump, I turned off the TV so I wouldn’t be tempted to break it.
My first thought was Dirty Harry, but I knew that wouldn’t be popular. Then I realized who it had to be, even if it began with a TV series.
Freelancer on March 24, 2011 at 8:46 PM
Tom Hanks?… Seriously?!
Jack Deth on March 24, 2011 at 8:46 PM
Who wrote that?
Who the @#$% wrote that?!
Who’s the slimey little communist @#$% twinkle toes @#$% sucker down here who just sign his own death warrant?
Nobody huh? The Fairy @#$%ing Godmother said it!
Out @#$%ing standing! I will PT you until you @#$%ing DIE!
Was it you, you scroungy little @#$%?
Tony737 on March 24, 2011 at 8:46 PM
Its an okay movie, a little boring
Raisedbywolves on March 24, 2011 at 8:46 PM
Bullshiite.
C. Thomas Howell from, what else, “Red Dawn”.
Bishop on March 24, 2011 at 8:47 PM
Ha! That whole movie was fantastic. One of my favorite scenes was with George C. Scott.
Weight of Glory on March 24, 2011 at 8:47 PM
Greatest of all time? Michael Corleone
Raisedbywolves on March 24, 2011 at 8:47 PM
I think I found more info on the poll.
http://abcnews.go.com/entertainment/best_film/
Online poll. About as meaningful as Dancing With the Stars voting.
malclave on March 24, 2011 at 8:48 PM
My first choice would be Atticus Finch, I think.
Scott P on March 24, 2011 at 8:48 PM
This guy worked with Hanks, and I think his character was better.
Kini on March 24, 2011 at 8:48 PM
Gunny Hartman would gouge out Forrest Gump’s eyeballs and skull@#$% him!
Then he would unscrew Bubba’s head and @#$% down his neck!
Tony737 on March 24, 2011 at 8:50 PM
None of these people saw Citizen Kane? It’s A Wonderful Life? Dirty Harry? Rocky? African Queen? Heck, even Ferris Beuller’s Day Off?
So many great movies, so many icons, and they picked Gump? Now you know who votes.
di butler on March 24, 2011 at 8:50 PM
I vote for John Bender in Breakfast Club.”Not even close Bud”
Hummer53 on March 24, 2011 at 8:51 PM
The Predator.
Bishop on March 24, 2011 at 8:51 PM
Forrest Gump? What, was Mr. Bean unavailable?
radjah shelduck on March 24, 2011 at 8:52 PM
You. Stole. My. Post.
;)
I could watch that movie every night.
And maybe George C. as George S. every other night.
turfmann on March 24, 2011 at 8:52 PM
I heard he bribed the judges with a box of chocolates.
SoulGlo on March 24, 2011 at 8:53 PM
Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?!
bernzright777 on March 24, 2011 at 8:53 PM
Yeah, I saw that on ABC last night. Avatar is one of the best sci-fi movies? Seriously? A movie that rips off every other sci-fi and a couple of westerns out there. Sheesh. I’m wondering who the idiots were who voted for some of these movies.
For characters, what about Rooster Cogburn, Big Jake, Captain Kirk, Khan Noonien Singh, Marty McFly, Superman, for example. I hated Forrest Gump when I saw it, and haven’t seen it since.
cebj25 on March 24, 2011 at 8:54 PM
I ain’t seen Gump neither.
I nominate Jesus of Nazareth in The Passion Of The Christ.
itsnotaboutme on March 24, 2011 at 8:54 PM
And Dirty Work isn’t in the top 5 comedies? WTF?
Chuck Schick on March 24, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Of all the Gin Joints, in all the towns, in all the world…she walks in to mine..
bernzright777 on March 24, 2011 at 8:56 PM
I thought it was a pretty good choice. I probably could have predicted it. I thought it was a great movie with great American music and a pretty tough role that Hanks performed nicely.
Buddahpundit on March 24, 2011 at 8:56 PM
This guy worked with Hanks, and I think his character was better. – Kini
That was kinda freaky!
Here’s one of the greatest (yet shortest) scenes ever filmed!
Tony737 on March 24, 2011 at 8:56 PM
oooooops! here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIv_RrgCfWs
Tony737 on March 24, 2011 at 8:57 PM
Michael Corleone has chunks of Forrest Gump in his stool…
joejm65 on March 24, 2011 at 8:57 PM
Frank Drebin.
Bishop on March 24, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Has anyone ever seen the screen tests of all the star who wanted the Scarlett O’Hara part? I saw it a long time ago, it’s interesting.
Cindy Munford on March 24, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Forest Gump is the dumb conservative who succeeds by sticking to his principles, and his girlfriend is the sophisticated liberal who goes from train wreck to train wreck and dies of AIDS.
John the Libertarian on March 24, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Harry Reid will be happy some cowboy poetry was a fab
‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid’ Voted Best Western Film of All Time
Kini on March 24, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Clint Eastwoon, Gunny Highway (Heartbreak Ridge)
“This is the AK-47 assult rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.”
Tony737 on March 24, 2011 at 9:00 PM
Hmmm. Votes for Dr. Strangelove, Major T.J. Kong, Buck Turgidson,. . . but nothing for General Jack D. Ripper?
Emperor Norton on March 24, 2011 at 9:00 PM
You’re spot an about Gump. He was nothing more than a vehicle for nostalgia.
For a greatest character, how about Rick, just Rick (who can remember or care about his last name) from Casablanca?
MJBrutus on March 24, 2011 at 9:00 PM
Sebastian Haff
Rip Ford on March 24, 2011 at 9:01 PM
Barack Obama in the movie Taking Down America. He played a president. Wars, Cronyism, Political Favors, Golf, Vacations, Taking Down Health Care, Lobbyist, Destroys Energy Sector, too many plots to name them all.
WoosterOh on March 24, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Still cracking up!!!
bernzright777 on March 24, 2011 at 9:02 PM
Forrest Gump? One of the worst attempts at a southern accent I’ve ever heard in movies. I won’t say THE worst, because there are so many bad ones.
ddrintn on March 24, 2011 at 9:03 PM
George C. Scott in The Hospital would be a better choice; layered, tragic, riveting.
James Caan as Santino Corleone.
John Wayne in The Cowboys.
For franchise actors, Bruce Willis in the Die Hard films.
massrighty on March 24, 2011 at 9:04 PM
Hey, AP, do you think your writing could be a little clearer? I’m having a hard time discerning how you really feel about Forrest Gump.
;)
englishqueen01 on March 24, 2011 at 9:05 PM
Hows about Peter Griffin?
Kini on March 24, 2011 at 9:05 PM
Frank Drebin. – Bish
Hahaha CLASSIC!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oEA6zK_8u8
K’Daffy at 1:08
Tony737 on March 24, 2011 at 9:06 PM
Tommy Lee Jones actually ad-libbed that line.
Doughboy on March 24, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Heck, I would put Rocky Balboa way ahead of Gump.
MJBrutus on March 24, 2011 at 9:07 PM
I always though Rod Steiger was great in The Illustrated Man
Kini on March 24, 2011 at 9:09 PM
Harvey Korman in Blazing Saddles.
Bishop on March 24, 2011 at 9:10 PM
Count de Monet
MJBrutus on March 24, 2011 at 9:12 PM
Hows about Peter Griffin? – Kini
Would you believe me if I said I’ve never seen that show? Funny clip though!
Heck, I would put Rocky Balboa way ahead of Gump. – Brutus
Et tu Brutus?
The best line in “Rocky” wasn’t even his … “Yo Rock, take her to the zoo, retards LOVE the zoo!”
Tony737 on March 24, 2011 at 9:12 PM
Painful. This is a huge pet peeve of mine.
di butler on March 24, 2011 at 9:13 PM
Cool Hand Like
MJBrutus on March 24, 2011 at 9:14 PM
Margo Channing. Will Kane. Dr. Strangelove. HAL 9000. Marge Gunderson. Shane. I like KillerKane’s picks at 8:35 PM too. Definitely down with Rooster Cogburn.
Saw Forrest Gump, found it kind of annoying.
J.E. Dyer on March 24, 2011 at 9:14 PM
I like Forrest Gump. I thought it was a nice, feel good movie.
I don’t get people who love the depressing “just like real life” movies. Isn’t life depressing enough? Why would you want to spend $10 and 2 hours of your life to see a movie just like “real life”? Movies are for entertaining and escapism. That’s what Forrest Gump was…a 2 hour escape from the real world. And it was entertaining.
ramrants on March 24, 2011 at 9:14 PM
Josey Wales, Hellboy, Rooster Cogburn, Dirty Harry, Big Jake.
smokinjoe on March 24, 2011 at 9:15 PM
I think Alex Winter (actor who played Bill S. Preston, Esquire) hit the nail on the head in an essay 15 years ago or so:
Alex_SF on March 24, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Looks like our education system is working well.
GarandFan on March 24, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Right Turn Clyde
Kini on March 24, 2011 at 9:15 PM
Ooops. Fixed.
MJBrutus on March 24, 2011 at 9:16 PM
Please…..Forest Gump????
At the end of the day everyone knows “There can be only one!!”
Christopher Lambert.
Koa on March 24, 2011 at 9:16 PM
It’s Blaine, dude. Rick Blaine.
Good Solid B-Plus on March 24, 2011 at 9:18 PM
In honor of Liz’s passing, honorable mention for Virginia Woolf
MJBrutus on March 24, 2011 at 9:18 PM
Such a mediocre, silly film.
therightwinger on March 24, 2011 at 9:19 PM
Jack Nicholson as Randle Patrick McMurphey in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.
RedRedRice on March 24, 2011 at 9:19 PM
A census taker once tried to test me . I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, slllllllllllllllpppppp.
50sGuy on March 24, 2011 at 9:20 PM
I liked FG
…yeah I know sue me !
I don’t know, I just found it inspirational or something..
As for Tom Hanks’ character was well -played, but Gary Sinise was the hero of the film as his best buddy !
cableguy615 on March 24, 2011 at 9:22 PM
I thought about Peck in To Kill a Mockingbird too.
Also, speaking of characters in two movies run annually and prominently (usually around Easter) years before cable, how about Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz and Moses in The Ten Commandments?
BuckeyeSam on March 24, 2011 at 9:30 PM
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