Oh, sorry; that headline isn’t really a New Tone entry.  What shall we say, then?  ObamaCare will crush 800,000 jobs into nonexistence?  It will give 800,000 jobs a hug that, er, chokes the life out of them.  Let’s take a cue from Mom and Dad after the dog disappeared — ObamaCare will send 800,000 to a nice farm where they can run free all day long and chase rabbits.

I think you get the idea (via The Blaze):

Good to know this now … almost a year after its passage.