Happy endings? Yes, I have heard the term before in connection with so-called “massages,” mainly from Curb Your Enthusiasm (mentioned here by Mika Brzezinski in her own defense) and The Mind of the Married Man, which practically turned it into a series-long theme.  The cover of New York Magazine referenced how Barack Obama  “rewrote much of the script” of his presidency after the midterm election debacle, and all that was left was … well, perhaps a massaging of the past two years in order to sell himself as a die-hard centrist.  But clearly, the only sexual undertones were those reverberating within Mika’s cranium:

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