Finally: The Star Wars Christmas Special

posted at 7:22 pm on December 23, 2010 by Allahpundit

Via Ace, this is not to be confused with “The Star Wars Holiday Special.” For starters, this one features a rapping C-3PO, not Bea Arthur singing torch songs, so it’s actually slightly less campy than its predecessor. Also, in this one, Harrison Ford is spared any lines about young Wookiees going through puberty. And no, I’m not kidding about that.

Two clips for you here, actually, both of them inspired by the seasonal trainwreck to end all trainwrecks. Imagine how good the original “Holiday Special” would have been with a Gabe Kaplan cameo.

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Look Mummy, there’s a bright star in the East.

Hurry, into the Millennium Falcon, you fool, that’s the Death Star!!!

coldwarrior on December 23, 2010 at 7:33 PM

Snow Day!

WitchDoctor on December 23, 2010 at 7:44 PM

And speaking of Hans Solo,he was all smacked up
on the Conan Show!
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Harrison Ford drunk/high? on Conan 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eidH1By8fTA

canopfor on December 23, 2010 at 7:50 PM

Cute!!

canopfor on December 23, 2010 at 7:51 PM

The Russians are making a new Cold War;

The Russian states fell and they are counting on our States to Fail. Pay bacjk (sic)

Keep your eyes on the The Clintons.

Key West Reader on December 23, 2010 at 7:54 PM

I’m amused that Hot Air has been stealing borrowing from Ace of Spades today.

Y-not on December 23, 2010 at 7:55 PM

I hated Horseshack.

madmonkphotog on December 23, 2010 at 7:55 PM

I don’t see how this is helping with NASA’s outreach project.

Electrongod on December 23, 2010 at 8:01 PM

Considering such epic Star Wars Spoofs as “Vader Sessions,” this is pretty weak.

Dopavash on December 23, 2010 at 8:21 PM

eh……………….

GarandFan on December 23, 2010 at 8:33 PM

What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!?!?!

Kini on December 23, 2010 at 8:39 PM

I don’t see how this is helping with NASA’s outreach project.

Electrongod on December 23, 2010 at 8:01 PM

Where is Team America when yo need them?

Kini on December 23, 2010 at 8:41 PM

What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!?!?!

Kini on December 23, 2010 at 8:39 PM

Kini:Sounds like a aluminim canoe!!:)

canopfor on December 23, 2010 at 8:44 PM

And speaking of Hans Solo,he was all smacked up
on the Conan Show!

Too fidgity. He was coked up.

predator on December 23, 2010 at 8:50 PM

Electrongod on December 23, 2010 at 8:01 PM
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Where is Team America when yo need them?

Kini on December 23, 2010 at 8:41 PM

Kini:)
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http://thecia.com.au/reviews/t/images/team-america-world-police-1.jpg

canopfor on December 23, 2010 at 8:51 PM

And speaking of Hans Solo,he was all smacked up
on the Conan Show!

Too fidgity. He was coked up.

predator on December 23, 2010 at 8:50 PM

predator:His hands were in constant motion,it wasn’t
alcohol,I think your right,and,

Merry Christmas:)

canopfor on December 23, 2010 at 8:52 PM

canopfor,
The hands were what caught my attetnion too. Moving around in his chair a lot and the hands were never still. He was jazzed.

And Merry Christmas to you, too.

predator on December 23, 2010 at 8:57 PM

“attention”
Damn. I can’t type.

predator on December 23, 2010 at 8:59 PM

Darth Vader sounds like Jack in the Box.

maynila on December 23, 2010 at 9:03 PM

canopfor,
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The hands were what caught my attetnion too. Moving around in his chair a lot and the hands were never still. He was jazzed.

And Merry Christmas to you, too.

predator on December 23, 2010 at 8:57 PM

predator:Love your commenting name btw,and yup,I agree with
your assessment:)

canopfor on December 23, 2010 at 9:17 PM

predator:Love your commenting name btw,and yup,I agree with
your assessment:)

canopfor on December 23, 2010 at 9:17 PM

It comes from my stint at college. I went back to school in’95 at the age of 43. Some vegan hag called me a bloodthirsty predator. I thanked her.

predator on December 23, 2010 at 9:24 PM

Sounds like a aluminim canoe!!:)

canopfor on December 23, 2010 at 8:44 PM

Merry Christmas!

Kini on December 23, 2010 at 9:47 PM

this is not to be confused with “The Star Wars Holiday Special.”

Unfortunately, this fun video (& this thread) will be ignored by the many who have confused it with “The Star Wars Holiday Special” & thought they’ve seen it already.

itsnotaboutme on December 23, 2010 at 9:56 PM

Very funny. The Tron one was very inside baseball.

Mojave Mark on December 24, 2010 at 12:19 AM

That was awesomely, awesome, AP!

Rightwingguy on December 24, 2010 at 12:21 AM

Truer words have never been spoken.

Rightwingguy on December 24, 2010 at 12:32 AM

Search your presents. Santa’s signature is very similar to mine.

Rightwingguy on December 24, 2010 at 12:59 AM

Jawa beat you to it.

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/205574.php

TheTrollhammer on December 24, 2010 at 1:00 AM

Someone’s been watching Scrooged…..is it on IBC?

quiz1 on December 24, 2010 at 2:59 AM

…if this is it until Ed wakes up and perhaps posts, then Merry Christmas Eve, fellow hotairheads.

maverick muse on December 24, 2010 at 8:21 AM

Every time I watch a “Funny Or Die” clip, I wonder why they don’t just die already.

raybury on December 30, 2010 at 12:38 AM