Video: TSA security protocols revealed!

The TSA are not doing enough to keep us safe.

I notice that much of their scanning, screening, pat downs, gropings, etc., are taking place in plain view of everyon else and no one else steps in to help protect their fellow human beings, much like what happens on the street when a woman, man, or child is assaulted, mugged, raped, etc. No one comes to their aid, or almost never does anyone help.

Hundres of people pass by, ignoring the poor woman or man in the time out chair, so to speak, getting hasseled by TSA.

Anyway, as I said, the TSA is not doing enough to keep us safe.

Before there were metal detectors and x-raying of carry-on baggage, confiscation of small bottles of water, and harassing breast feeding mothers.

Now they have back scatter x-ray machines to take nude pornographic images of us, as well as sexual molestation pat-downs which police officers would be arrested and sent to prison for.

If the TSA thinks we need those to be safer, then they must follow that logic further and realize that we need more invasive procedures, otherwise we are not being screened thoroughly enough.

We must all undergoe endoscopes, colonoscopies, head, chest, and abdominal deep scans, as well as rectal, vaginal, and urethral exams, which would include cystoscopes, ultrasounds, etc.

We should all be subject to dopplar sound examinations to hear foreign objects or explosive timing devices.

They should have electronic torture devices, whips, whipping posts, thumb screws, dunk tanks, and the rack, all there to use to employ deeper screenings on us.

They might as well torment our wives and children before our eyes to see if we “talk” and give up the goods, just to be certain we are not intending any terrorism.

If they don’t try to loosen our tongues, along with more invasive examinations, are they really doing enough?

Unless we are subjected to such things, can the TSA really say they are doing enough to keep us safe?

Of course the entire scenario I stated is absurd!

Nevertheless, can’t people see how absurd the entire TSA practice is already?

Go to the airport, get molested and abused by a rent-a-frisker with less qualifications, less training, less screening than a police officer, and the TSA groper-sexual molester does not go to prison, you get arrested and fined for resisting, along with missing your flight, while the police officer would be taken off duty, arrested, and placed in prison for a very long time for anything close to what the TSA engage in.

It has to stop

William2006 on December 15, 2010 at 12:13 PM

Turban and burkah sales explode. Beards return to fashion. Who ya’ gonna frisk?

Caststeel on December 15, 2010 at 2:52 PM

Caststeel,

You will frisk the white haird old lady, hobbling around while leaning on her walker.

You will frisk the three year old girl.

You will frisk the five year old boy with autism, and you will strip him naked while doing so. Those five year old autistic children are veeeerrrry dangerous.

You will frisk the pretty, young, curvaceous, adult female, not because she set off the alarm while passing through the metal detecter, and not because she fits any profile, and not because she is wearing bulky or baggy clothing, for she is wearing comfortable clothing, but not bulkly, baggy clothing. You will frisk her merely because she has a beautiful, curvy, soft looking body, and attractive breasts which are clearly defined and shapely, you want to feel her body, and because you can frisk her, because you are TSA.

You will frisk the black US serviceman in uniform with his orders to go to Afghanistan, or Iraq, or some other base somewhere in the world, even though he is carrying his orders with him, and, again, even though he is wearing his uniform, and travelling with his fellow soldiers-team members.

You will frisk the woman you see breastfeeding her baby, and you will frisk the baby. We all know that breastfeeding is a terrible thing, something that a woman who does so must automatically be considered a terrorist, and we all know that babies are sneaky, dangerous little demons, which is why it is legal to butcher them at the abortuary, putting their mother through medical rape.

You will frisk the woman who has been raped, molested, and assaulted in her life, as well as the woman who has undergone a mascectomy.

You will frisk the man or woman who has a colostomy bag, and other medically required equipment.

You will frisk the man or woman in the wheel chair.

Oh, and regarding the breastfeeding woman, you will separate her form her baby and put her in the “time out” plexiglass room between the lines of scanned passengers, make her stand there for two hours, alone, crying, upset, because she has breastmilk and she won’t permit TSA to radiate the milk intended for her child when she has to go out to work or a meeting.

You will frisk the person coming from the Tea Party gathering, and the teenaged girls travelling to visit grandpa and grandma, as well as that girl’s younger brothers and sisters, for as we all know, children who come from loving, intact families, intact loving families themselves, are dangerous and a threat to society.

You will frisk the nun, the priest, the pastor, the Krishna folower, the Sikh, the Israeli, the Jew, and so on, for people of faith are dangerous, execpt those people of the “Religion of Peace, Love, Tolerance, Compassion, Mercy, and Understanding.”

You will fristk all those people and more, but you will be very careful when dealing with Muslims, for you don’t want to offend them, or make them feel like they are being singled out.

William2006 on December 15, 2010 at 3:10 PM