A Thanksgiving treat to cleanse the palate as you contemplate your third helping of turkey. No, the conflict here isn’t between North and South Korea or Israel and Palestine (although the makers of the vid are indeed Israeli). Those disputes will have long since been settled by the time this one is finally over. As for why, precisely, talks broke down at the end here, analysts disagree. But consensus is beginning to form around a single culprit: Obama.

Fair warning: If you don’t own an iPhone or Droid, this entire joke might be lost on you. If you do own an iPhone or Droid and it’s lost on you anyway, then what on earth do you do to pass the time? Mild content warning.