An Obama Family Anti-Obesity Thanksgiving Dinner

posted at 5:42 pm on November 25, 2010 by Andrew Malcolm

Too many appetizers to bother listing.

Kick-off the main event with:

Turkey

And then some Ham

And a choice of stuffings:

Cornbread Stuffing or

Oyster Stuffing

Or WTH have both.

Then some Greens naturally.

And, of course, Sweet Potatoes.

And it would be anti-American not to have Mashed Potatoes.

And don’t forget the Green Bean Casserole.

Oh, and a mountain of  Macaroni and Cheese too.

And, to be polite, unlimited Dinner Rolls.

Now the good part:

Dessert

Since the First Lady has OKd pies for ordinary Americans to consume this day and since, let’s be honest, she’s not doing the baking and neither is her Mom and he’s not doing the dishes, order up a slab of all six pies (6, as in VI):

Apple Pie (Michigan’s a battleground state, you know) and

Pumpkin Pie (it’s patriotic) and

Banana Cream Pie to cleanse the palate for

Cherry Pie and

Huckleberry Pie and

The Main Man’s Fave: Sweet Potato Pie.

Coma to come.

Thank you for your service.

(UPDATE Friday: Working off some of this feast, Obama was playing basketball with friends Friday and caught a new former friend’s elbow in the mouth. 12 stitches. No salt in tonight’s popcorn.)

( Malcolm is the Top of the Ticket blogger at latimes.com/ticket )


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Hope he chokes

skree on November 25, 2010 at 5:45 PM

Soul Food! Yummmmmm………

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 5:46 PM

And afterwards, a little stroll to France for custard.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 5:48 PM

Wonder if it’s Mama Robinson’s mac ‘n cheese recipe?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 5:51 PM

Sounds boring.

Blake on November 25, 2010 at 5:51 PM

I figured them for a family who ate out on Thanksgiving. Oh wait…

TheBigOldDog on November 25, 2010 at 5:52 PM

Were the greens cooked with smoked pork neck bones or smoked turkey butts?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 5:53 PM

skree on November 25, 2010 at 5:45 PM

Now, now please lets get The Won safely out of off through the electoral process so we don’t have a martyr.

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2010 at 5:54 PM

Cindy Munford on November 25, 2010 at 5:54 PM

We don’t need a black JFK.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 5:55 PM

How can anyone object to the President having Thanksgiving Dinner?

Grunt on November 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM

Grunt on November 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM

His boss ok’d pie, did you need her ok to eat pie?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 5:57 PM

All of this shall soon pass.
News Flash: The Obamas haven’t been seen in days!

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 5:59 PM

Too many appetizers to bother listing.
Kick-off the main event with:
==================================
Turkey———————————————YES
And then some Ham———————————-Yes
And a choice of stuffings:
**************************
Cornbread Stuffing or—————————-MAYBE
Oyster Stuffing———————————-NO
Or WTH have both.——————————–NO
Then some Greens naturally.
***************************
And, of course, Sweet Potatoes.——————YES
And it would be anti-American not to have Mashed Potatoes.———–YES
And don’t forget the Green Bean Casserole.———–Yes
Oh, and a mountain of Macaroni and Cheese too.–HELL NO
And, to be polite, unlimited Dinner Rolls.———Maybe
Now the good part:
Dessert
*******
Since the First Lady has OKd pies for ordinary Americans to consume this day and since, let’s be honest, she’s not doing the baking and neither is her Mom and he’s not doing the dishes, order up a slab of all six pies (6, as in VI):
Apple Pie (Michigan’s a battleground state, you know) and
Pumpkin Pie (it’s patriotic) and
Banana Cream Pie to cleanse the palate for
Cherry Pie and
Huckleberry Pie and
The Main Man’s Fave: Sweet Potato Pie.
—-YES,YES,YES,YES,YES…and maybe SP Pie
Coma to come.
Thank you for your service.

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:02 PM

For the Cherry Pie Lovers out there!!
===============================================

Warrant Cherry Pie Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvBwCDvSLCg&feature=related

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:06 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:02 PM

What about the collards with Tabasco vinegar, yes or no?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 6:07 PM

All of this shall soon pass.
News Flash: The Obamas haven’t been seen in days!

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 5:59 PM

Electrongod: “Bunker Mentality” must be settling in!:)

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:07 PM

-YES,YES,YES,YES,YES…and maybe SP Pie

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:02 PM

This can’t be. Obama told us that she never crosses his mind.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 6:08 PM

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 6:08 PM

LOLZ!

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 6:09 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:02 PM
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What about the collards with Tabasco vinegar, yes or no?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 6:07 PM

OmahaConservative:D*mmitt,missed that one,Yes to collards,
yes to vinegar,and Hell No to Tabasco–:)

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:09 PM

Electrongod: “Bunker Mentality” must be settling in!:)

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:07 PM

Ahh yes…the right triangle.
Hi Pot In Use.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 6:09 PM

Cornbread Stuffing

*tsk* *tsk* *shaking head back and forth*

Paul-Cincy on November 25, 2010 at 6:10 PM

-YES,YES,YES,YES,YES…and maybe SP Pie

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:02 PM
This can’t be. Obama told us that she never crosses his mind.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 6:08 PM

Electrongod:Set myself up,ugh,gotta make this right!:)
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Harry and Sally – Orgasmic Original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3eEDDjtQxA&feature=related

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:13 PM

Harry and Sally – Orgasmic Original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3eEDDjtQxA&feature=related

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:13 PM

I must watch that movie again…no wait…that link ..bookmarked.
Thanks.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 6:16 PM

How can anyone object to the President having Thanksgiving Dinner?

Grunt on November 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM

You need to go look up the word hypocrite, then look at the menu, then remember what Michelle tells YOU to eat EVERY day and I promise the purpose of this post will become clearer. I hope, for your sake.

Tim Zank on November 25, 2010 at 6:18 PM

I hope they enjoyed dinner.

Key West Reader on November 25, 2010 at 6:18 PM

Am I the only one missing a screen cap?

abobo on November 25, 2010 at 6:23 PM

I didn’t see anything wrapped in bacon or sauteed in bacon drippin’s. Low in Cholesterol.

ericdijon on November 25, 2010 at 6:26 PM

Am I the only one missing a screen cap?

abobo on November 25, 2010 at 6:23 PM

I don’t see it too. It probably wouldn’t fit.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 6:28 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3eEDDjtQxA&feature=related

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:13 PM
=================================
I must watch that movie again…no wait…that link ..bookmarked.
Thanks.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Electrongod:My wife was yelling down at me,with the Sally/
Harry orgasmic scene,LMAO,telling her it was
the restaraunt scene,haha!:)

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:28 PM

Of course they are hypocrites. They are liberals. But it is Thanksgiving dinner. I just think some are bordering on Obama derangement syndrome.

Grunt on November 25, 2010 at 6:29 PM

Go easy on the Obamas. They did volunteer at a food bank yesterday. Unfortunately, no cameras were allowed.

Thankfully, I was able to sneak in a make this 42 second video. It is about Michelle, actually. My sleuthing uncovered another scandal. Call Drudge.

Citizen videographer, Granny Jan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5H5vviRS3U

No Niks on November 25, 2010 at 6:32 PM

No pecan pie. Mac & cheese for Thanksgiving? Ick.

bopbottle on November 25, 2010 at 6:32 PM

Mac & cheese for Thanksgiving? Ick.

bopbottle on November 25, 2010 at 6:32 PM

It’s a soul-food thing, like cornbread stuffin’

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 6:35 PM

Were any DC socialites invited to partake in this repast?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 6:39 PM

collards with vinegar – yes yes yes

and cornbread too with cold buttermilk – yes yes yes

and a choice of five kinds of pie, but not mincemeat

Dhuka on November 25, 2010 at 6:39 PM

Mama loved cornbread with buttermilk.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 6:40 PM

How can anyone object to the President having Thanksgiving Dinner?

Grunt on November 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM

Real easy…we’re the ones paying for it.

Blake on November 25, 2010 at 6:41 PM

And a big Thanksgiving from me to the America voter.

Here is what our elites think of us:

Charles Franklin, a political scientist at the University of Wisconsin:

“I’m not endorsing the American voter,” said Franklin. “They’re pretty damn stupid.” . . .

Dhuka on November 25, 2010 at 6:43 PM

Dhuka on November 25, 2010 at 6:43 PM

I have a lefty socialist brother who teaches poli-sci.
He is above Thanksgiving.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 6:45 PM

DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
==============================

Thermite Thanksgiving

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU8iRYbnAb0

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 6:50 PM

Hope he chokes

skree on November 25, 2010 at 5:45 PM

Short. Sweet. I couldn’t agree more.

Oink on November 25, 2010 at 6:51 PM

And it would be anti-American not to have Mashed Potatoes.

So what did they have instead?

Ronnie on November 25, 2010 at 6:54 PM

So what did they have instead?

Ronnie on November 25, 2010 at 6:54 PM

Française pommes de terre sautées

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 6:58 PM

And it would be anti-American not to have Mashed Potatoes.

So what did they have instead?

Ronnie on November 25, 2010 at 6:54 PM

kentang tumbuk

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:02 PM

If Michelle Antoinette’s arse got any bigger they would have to widen all the doors in the White House.

Luka on November 25, 2010 at 7:07 PM

What does she weigh anyway? That is probably buried even deeper than all of Barry Soreto’s records. I’ll tell you, God sure has a ‘nuanced’ sense of humor.

Luka on November 25, 2010 at 7:09 PM

Luka on November 25, 2010 at 7:07 PM

Guarentee her wide load will broaden after she scarfs down Mother Robinson’s famous mac ‘n cheese, greens and corn pone with honey butter…

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:11 PM

Guarentee Guarantee

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:12 PM

Thursday, November 25, 2010

A Happy Thanksgiving From Michele Bachmann!

http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 7:16 PM

NK News/Scenarios
====================

Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Regime Change North Korea

http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/2010/11/regime-change-north-korea.html

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 7:19 PM

“Qu’ils mangent de la brioche”

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:30 PM

Too much pie.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:35 PM

Harris Faulkner is a hottie.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:44 PM

i dont ever want to eat food again after today

blatantblue on November 25, 2010 at 7:45 PM

What? They flew to the USA for Thanksgiving? ✪

TXUS on November 25, 2010 at 7:46 PM

Too much pie.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:35 PM

Huh, I went to the link you provided and at that site there is another link to the source. Clicking on that I get, “Access Denied”.
That’s when I realized, I have gone too far.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 7:47 PM

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 7:47 PM

Heh…

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:48 PM

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 7:47 PM

0 or Ma’ Belle blocked it.
Did you really need to see the butt-porn?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:49 PM

My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come. With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – fromthe FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…

Of course, the paragraph above is based on a series of misstatements and verbal gaffes made by Barack Obama (I didn’t have enough time to do one for Joe Biden). YouTube links are provided just in case you doubt the accuracy of these all too human slips-of-the-tongue. If you can’t remember hearing about them, that’s because for the most part the media didn’t consider them newsworthy. I have no complaint about that. Everybody makes the occasional verbal gaffe – even news anchors.

Obviously, I would have been even more impressed if the media showed some consistency on this issue. Unfortunately, it seems they couldn’t resist the temptation to turn a simple one word slip-of-the-tongue of mine into a major political headline. The one word slip occurred yesterday during one of my seven back-to-back interviews wherein I was privileged to speak to the American public about the important, world-changing issues before us.

If the media had bothered to actually listen to all of my remarks on Glenn Beck’s radio show, they would have noticed that I refer to South Korea as our ally throughout, that I corrected myself seconds after my slip-of-the-tongue, and that I made it abundantly clear that pressure should be put on China to restrict energy exports to the North Korean regime. The media could even have done due diligence and checked my previous statements on the subject, which have always been consistent, and in fact even ahead of the curve. But why let the facts get in the way of a good story? (And for that matter, why not just make up stories out of thin air – like the totally false hard news story which has run for three days now reporting that I lobbied the producers of “Dancing with the Stars” to cast a former Senate candidate on their show. That lie is further clear proof that the media completely makes things up without doing even rudimentary fact-checking.)

“Hope springs eternal” as the poet says. Let’s hope that perhaps, just maybe, they might get it right next time. When we the people are effective in holding America’s free press accountable for responsible and truthful reporting, then we shall all have even more to be thankful for!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

– Sarah Palin

idesign on November 25, 2010 at 7:54 PM

Heh…

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:48 PM

0 or Ma’ Belle blocked it.
Did you really need to see the butt-porn?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:49 PM

Uh…no. :)

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 7:54 PM

My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come. With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – fromthe FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…

Of course, the paragraph above is based on a series of misstatements and verbal gaffes made by Barack Obama (I didn’t have enough time to do one for Joe Biden). YouTube links are provided just in case you doubt the accuracy of these all too human slips-of-the-tongue. If you can’t remember hearing about them, that’s because for the most part the media didn’t consider them newsworthy. I have no complaint about that. Everybody makes the occasional verbal gaffe – even news anchors.

Obviously, I would have been even more impressed if the media showed some consistency on this issue. Unfortunately, it seems they couldn’t resist the temptation to turn a simple one word slip-of-the-tongue of mine into a major political headline. The one word slip occurred yesterday during one of my seven back-to-back interviews wherein I was privileged to speak to the American public about the important, world-changing issues before us.

If the media had bothered to actually listen to all of my remarks on Glenn Beck’s radio show, they would have noticed that I refer to South Korea as our ally throughout, that I corrected myself seconds after my slip-of-the-tongue, and that I made it abundantly clear that pressure should be put on China to restrict energy exports to the North Korean regime. The media could even have done due diligence and checked my previous statements on the subject, which have always been consistent, and in fact even ahead of the curve. But why let the facts get in the way of a good story? (And for that matter, why not just make up stories out of thin air – like the totally false hard news story which has run for three days now reporting that I lobbied the producers of “Dancing with the Stars” to cast a former Senate candidate on their show. That lie is further clear proof that the media completely makes things up without doing even rudimentary fact-checking.)

“Hope springs eternal” as the poet says. Let’s hope that perhaps, just maybe, they might get it right next time. When we the people are effective in holding America’s free press accountable for responsible and truthful reporting, then we shall all have even more to be thankful for!!!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

– Sarah Palin

idesign on November 25, 2010 at 7:58 PM

idesign on November 25, 2010 at 7:58 PM

Thanks for this. Why dupes?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 7:59 PM

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

– Sarah Palin

idesign on November 25, 2010 at 7:58 PM

Just as good the second time around :) (I am sure it was a server goof)

Happy Thanksgiving to you.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:00 PM

Remember this?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:04 PM

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:00 PM

It was certainly worth repeating. : )

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:05 PM

I’m not going to be petty, this sounds really good, but I thought Muslims don’t eat ham.

Dollayo on November 25, 2010 at 8:20 PM

I’m not going to be petty, this sounds really good, but I thought Muslims don’t eat ham.

Dollayo on November 25, 2010 at 8:20 PM

winner

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:21 PM

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

– Sarah Palin

idesign on November 25, 2010 at 7:58 PM

idesign: The GrizzlyCuda SnarkyTerminator!!

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 8:22 PM

I’m not going to be petty, this sounds really good, but I thought Muslims don’t eat ham.

Dollayo on November 25, 2010 at 8:20 PM

winner

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:21 PM

Yes..it was good…but we all know, there is someone else pulling the ham-strings on Obama.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:26 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 8:22 PM

I know your Thanksgiving is in October, but did you celebrate and give thanks today, dear friend?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:27 PM

and don’t forget the after dinner cigarette……..

too bad he’s not a 4 pack a day kind a totus…….

RealMc on November 25, 2010 at 8:27 PM

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:26 PM

Yes we do.
And I don’t even have to watch or listen to Glenn to realize that.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:29 PM

RealMc on November 25, 2010 at 8:27 PM

KOOLS & Menthol’s are the equiv of four packs a day…

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:30 PM

Turkey-Yes
Ham-Not for dinner, but for breakfast earlier in the day
Stuffings:
Cornbread Stuffing-Yes
Oyster Stuffing-Yes (My brother’s father-in-law makes his own.)
Both Stuffings-Yes
Sweet Potatoes-No (Most of my family likes them, but I don’t.)
Mashed Potatoes-Yes
Green Bean Casserole–Yes (But plain green beans are good, too.)
Macaroni and Cheese–Yes
Dinner Rolls-Yes
Pumpkin Pie-Yes, preferably with Cool Whip
All those other pies-No

Happy (burp!) Thanksgiving (excuse me), everyone.

Bigfoot on November 25, 2010 at 8:32 PM

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:30 PM

Yeah, that’s kinda my point……. ;-) 4pks a day literally…..and what that translates into……

I don’t see a downside……

RealMc on November 25, 2010 at 8:32 PM

nuthin bettet ‘en a KOOL afta a doob. ahhhh.

ericdijon on November 25, 2010 at 8:36 PM

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 5:53 PM

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 6:07 PM

Dude.

Tzetzes on November 25, 2010 at 8:36 PM

Yeah, that’s kinda my point……. ;-) 4pks a day literally…..and what that translates into……

I don’t see a downside……

RealMc on November 25, 2010 at 8:32 PM

Your not saying that The One, smoking like he does, is trying to make his other half the same color…..
I must stop before I cross that delicate line.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:36 PM

RealMc on November 25, 2010 at 8:32 PM

Qu’il fume des cigarettes menthol

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:36 PM

Tzetzes on November 25, 2010 at 8:36 PM

I use smoked neckbones. It was how grandma Jenkins properly taught me. How’s about you?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:40 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 8:22 PM
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I know your Thanksgiving is in October, but did you celebrate and give thanks today, dear friend?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:27 PM

OmahaConservative:Of course,we celebrate both Turkey Days,
Turkey,potatoes,Rutabaga(Turnip/Brown
sugar,gravy,stuffing(bread),salad,cran
berries,carrots,peas!:)

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 8:41 PM

Dude.

Tzetzes on November 25, 2010 at 8:36 PM

Before you have a hissy fit, I was taught soul food cooking as a boy by grandma Jenkins from North Carolina. Do you have a problem with my many Lutheran grandmas??

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:44 PM

OmahaConservative:Of course,we celebrate both Turkey Days,

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 8:41 PM

Lucky you.
Our First Lady only allows us one turkey day a year.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Lucky you.
Our First Lady only allows us one turkey day a year.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:48 PM

That’s the day she opens wide her pie hole, for all to see whassup.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:53 PM

Just heard this tidbit from O’Reillys show!!
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Barack Obama’s BBQ
Fixing the country, one burger at a time.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1938115

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 8:54 PM

This Andrew Malcolm is going to get a higher post count then Allahpundit.

I am sure AP is working on a Palin or gay thread to even the score.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:57 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 8:41 PM
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Lucky you.
Our First Lady only allows us one turkey day a year.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:48 PM

Electrongod:Your first lady of your house,or Mama Obama
FLOTUSA,either way,Mutiny my friend,oh,another
Turkey/Ham a coming up,Christmas Supper,that’ll
make 3,haha!:)

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 8:57 PM

Let’s review:

Turkey Oh yeah.
Ham Mmmmm.
Cornbread Stuffing Meh. Give me sausage and wild rice stuffing anytime though.
Oyster Stuffing I don’t think so. Stiiiirike one!
Then some Greens naturally. If by greens, they mean broccoli, ring-a-ding-ding.
And, of course, Sweet Potatoes. Stiiiiirike two!
And it would be anti-American not to have Mashed Potatoes. I’m surprised that they have mashed potatoes (a necessary part of Turkey Day).
And don’t forget the Green Bean Casserole. Stiiiiiiirke three!
Oh, and a mountain of Macaroni and Cheese too. Never did this on Turkey Day, but sure is good.
And, to be polite, unlimited Dinner Rolls. As long as there’s unlimited butter,….
Apple Pie (Michigan’s a battleground state, you know) Hooray apples.
Pumpkin Pie (it’s patriotic) I want extra whipped cream on mine. Also, see the comment on mashed potatoes.
Banana Cream Pie to cleanse the palate It’s been so long since I had some.
Cherry Pie Uurp (excuse me).
Huckleberry Pie Must be a Southern thing.
The Main Man’s Fave: Sweet Potato Pie. It sure isn’t humble pie.

Happy Thanksgiving Andrew.

steveegg on November 25, 2010 at 8:58 PM

That’s the day she opens wide her pie hole, for all to see whassup.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:53 PM

OmahaConsevative:

Hey,ahem,just a fair warning on Michelle,DO NOT call her the
name of the real tall thing that is Han Solo’s partner,that
might get you a h*llfire from AP’s Orbiting Ban Hammer:)

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 9:02 PM

Fixing the country, one burger at a time.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1938115

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 8:54 PM

Too funny!
Everyone is entitled to potato salad…

It should have been peanut butter. Spreading the wealth around is easier with creamy peanut butter.
Forget the nutty kind. It tears holes in the base and requires a toothpick to clean up. Waaaay to complicated.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 9:03 PM

canopfor on November 25, 2010 at 9:02 PM

I have never watched Star Trek or Star Wars in my life. Nor Batman in the sixties, so I have no idea what that means. I just know she has a big a$$.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 9:07 PM

I have never watched Star Trek or Star Wars in my life. Nor Batman in the sixties, so I have no idea what that means. I just know she has a big a$$.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 9:07 PM

That is good :)

Wook*e!

(Note: Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental)

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 9:12 PM

This Andrew Malcolm is going to get a higher post count then Allahpundit.

I am sure AP is working on a Palin or gay thread to even the score.

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 8:57 PM

AP, I knew you could do it.
:)

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 9:24 PM

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 9:12 PM

Well, she does have a wide load, big a$$.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 9:28 PM

Well, she does have a wide load, big a$$.

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 9:28 PM

Yes she does. I was sure you heard of the W.o.o.k.i.e word used to describe Michelle. You just may not have known where it originated from (Star Wars).

Electrongod on November 25, 2010 at 9:35 PM

The gall of this classless, clueless, wife of the “Cousin Eddie” Resident!

I don’t need this fat ass tellin me what I can eat nor when I can eat it!

And to think that thanks to the ignorant 52% lazy asses in this country I get to pay their salary and for their “Endless Vacation”!

Your day is comin “Cousin Eddie” the day SP and We The People run your lyin, stinkin behinds out of our house!

dhunter on November 25, 2010 at 9:41 PM

I use smoked neckbones. It was how grandma Jenkins properly taught me. How’s about you?

OmahaConservative on November 25, 2010 at 8:40 PM

Ham hocks.The dog demands it.
Do try oyster dressing sometime.

katy the mean old lady on November 25, 2010 at 9:45 PM

Once she’s out of the media spotlight and doesn’t have to tout all this healthy food crap, my guess is Michelle balloons into the 300-pound range by the end of this decade.

jon1979 on November 25, 2010 at 10:07 PM

..o.k., o.k., while POTUS and FLOTUS A**holes are pounding down these groceries and he is engaging in his world-renowned sh!t-eating-grin with gravy dripping down his chin, here’s the 4-1-1 on our boys in The ‘Stan.

Despite all of the criticism of Bush during his time in office, I don’t think anyone could fault him for his regard for the troops and his surprise visit to them one Thanksgiving.

God bless those brave young men and women and God DAMN their CINC to Hell.

The War Planner on November 25, 2010 at 10:09 PM

Looks like pleasant change from all of the “crow” he and his administration has been eating.

Eat up Champ…..hopefully one day you’ll grow-up big and strong! (if only a big meal fixed stupid)

Tim_CA on November 25, 2010 at 10:19 PM

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