I couldn’t possibly care less if they are, but the fact that some people do care — enough to warrant a seven-minute segment on “Good Morning America” — fills me with glee. I used to think the left wanted Palin to win the GOP nomination because they suspect they’d have an easier time against her in the general election, but now I think maybe they prefer her simply for content reasons. What on earth would they talk about if the Palins went away?

Tonight was the semifinals on DWTS, by the way. If you’re curious to know which one of the final four was sent home, you’ll find the answer here.