Bad news from Biden: Obama’s brain now bigger than his skull

posted at 4:53 pm on October 15, 2010 by Allahpundit

I’m so sorry to hear it. Best wishes to the president in coping with this very serious medical condition. Maybe this explains why he was so confused about shovel-ready jobs?

The latest from that giant brain of his is that putting Biden on the ticket was the “single best decision I’ve made” since running for president. Which sounds insane, until you consider all the other decisions he’s made over the past 21 months. Dude — I think he’s right. Click the image to watch.


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LOL!

sandee on October 15, 2010 at 4:56 PM

The latest from that giant brain of his is that putting Biden on the ticket was the “single best decision I’ve made” since running for president. Which sounds insane, until you consider all the other decisions he’s made over the past 21 months. Dude — I think he’s right.

We agree fully, Obama and I. Buy lottery tickets.

High standards are very indignant.

This statement should define his presidency. Keen observers will see to it. Perfect timing too!

Freud, you basta*d!

Schadenfreude on October 15, 2010 at 4:56 PM

ack ack!!!!!!

RealMc on October 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM

He also has an ego bigger than the earth.

ColumbusConservative on October 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM

Damning with faint praise.

Lily on October 15, 2010 at 4:58 PM

So are his brains dribbling out his ears?

That would explain a lot.

sharrukin on October 15, 2010 at 4:58 PM

I thought the brain out-growing the skull was an urban legend about pit pulls, not poodles.

frankj on October 15, 2010 at 4:58 PM

President Beetlejuice?

teke184 on October 15, 2010 at 4:59 PM

Bad news from Biden: Obama’s brain now bigger than his skull…and he carries it around in his ass.

bloghooligan on October 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

My bladder just can’t take this much laughter any more…but on the plus side, my blood pressure’s down. :)

Bob's Kid on October 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

I have not seen once piece of evidence or behavior that would lead me to believe this man has an I.Q. above 105… Nothing, zilch, nada…

Keemo on October 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

Sounds like Obama has Encephalitis.

portlandon on October 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

I want what Biden is smoking!!! LOL

upinak on October 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

On the right side of the page, an ad for “Groupon” says

“Hot Dang: Save up to 90% on local eats.”

I wonder how much revenue they lost from this one post by AP.

RINO in Name Only on October 15, 2010 at 5:01 PM

Bags of hammers withdraw their endorsement of Joe Biden: “He’s dumber than us!”

ya2daup on October 15, 2010 at 5:01 PM

ack ack!!!!!!

RealMc on October 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM

I’m a little sad that I got that.

WitchDoctor on October 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM

Sounds like Obama has Encephalitis.

portlandon on October 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

naaaa… the gray matter coming out is brown.

upinak on October 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM

Still the best ever photoshop on topic.

Schadenfreude on October 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM

He probably meant that his ears are bigger than his skull.

azkenreid on October 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM

Furthermore, this Biden dude is dumber than dirt.. I mean really, this guy should not be allowed to talk in public. Jeez, talk about an international embarrassment of epic proportions.

Keemo on October 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM

..bad news for Biden: (1) I disagree with you and (2) Joe, your mouth is bigger than your lips and your brain.

The War Planner on October 15, 2010 at 5:03 PM

Obama’s brain now bigger than his skull

That’ll happen when you’re a pinhead.

Lily on October 15, 2010 at 5:04 PM

Keemo on October 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM
The War Planner on October 15, 2010 at 5:03 PM

Alrighty you two. Give Biden a break. It is hard to be that stupid, PLUS have had a stroke and not realize that you are screwed and think everyone loves you!

He is like that crazy aunt we all love, but never want to be seen in public with!

upinak on October 15, 2010 at 5:05 PM

I guess it doesn’t need any repeating…but if the press was even somewhat balanced most of the Dems/Left would be laughed out of town

Harry’s lies about his 2 years of lawyering, all the crackpots who don’t know anything about the deficits or economics.

All the terrible corruption, intellectual and otherwise. No, Wolf and his friends would rather nail down exactly, precisely, what O’Ds view of evolution is.

r keller on October 15, 2010 at 5:05 PM

naaaa… the gray matter coming out is brown.

upinak on October 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM

LOl.

The Brown Matter. LOL.

portlandon on October 15, 2010 at 5:06 PM

Joe Biden is a gift from God.

The endless hours of entertainment he provides sustains me through the dark times.

It is vitally important for every main character to have a side-kick or a court jester. Biden fulfills both roles as if he were born to them.

But out on the farm we have a similar saying: “That guy keeps trying to put 10 pounds of shit in 5 pound bag.” No matter how hard you try, you simply can’t put anymore shit in Obamas’ head.

BobMbx on October 15, 2010 at 5:07 PM

ack ack!!!!!!

RealMc on October 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM

Heh.

SlaveDog on October 15, 2010 at 5:07 PM

ColumbusConservative on October 15, 2010 at 5:04 PM

Get your hand off me, Uncle Creepy!

lorien1973 on October 15, 2010 at 5:08 PM

Joe Biden vs. box of rocks

Rocks win!
It is so sad these people are in charge , the marxist and the missing village idiot.

Gracelynn on October 15, 2010 at 5:08 PM

. . . and Biden’s IQ is less than the sum of his digits.

rplat on October 15, 2010 at 5:09 PM

It is so sad these people are in charge , the marxist and the missing village idiot.

Gracelynn on October 15, 2010 at 5:08 PM

You’re missing one… or is one a marxist AND the missing village idiot?

teke184 on October 15, 2010 at 5:10 PM

Do I have this right? These people thought Dan Quayle was an idiot?

dentalque on October 15, 2010 at 5:11 PM

So Obama looks like this?

http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/Wayne.jpg

Good Solid B-Plus on October 15, 2010 at 5:11 PM

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n158/bobbsledd/CRSX/biden.jpg

ColumbusConservative on October 15, 2010 at 5:04 PM

Actual LOL

Ann on October 15, 2010 at 5:12 PM

Poor Joe. His brain fell out of his skull long ago.

infidel4life on October 15, 2010 at 5:13 PM

Good Lordie !

Now, let’s see the polls for Coons after this mutal admiration society puke.

pambi on October 15, 2010 at 5:13 PM

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n158/bobbsledd/CRSX/biden.jpg

ColumbusConservative on October 15, 2010 at 5:04 PM

First thought: Is Joe the only one who doesn’t know that everyone else knows he’s fondling a cops leg? I mean, look at the back row!

BobMbx on October 15, 2010 at 5:14 PM

This reminded me of Cavalier King Charles Spaniels. The are a very cute dog, which I will never buy because they may suffer from Syringomyelia (SM), a malformation of the skull that reduces the space available for the brain causing painful seizures and partial paralysis, and mitral valve disease, which leads to heart failure.

Stand up, Joe!

Fallon on October 15, 2010 at 5:14 PM

Good Solid B-Plus on October 15, 2010 at 5:11 PM

Be careful, now…. stores were forced to take those off the shelves !!

pambi on October 15, 2010 at 5:15 PM

When Obama’s head explodes… will it kill people due to the skull on the inside becoming projectile objects?

upinak on October 15, 2010 at 5:15 PM

On the right side of the page, an ad for “Groupon” says

“Hot Dang: Save up to 90% on local eats.”

I wonder how much revenue they lost from this one post by AP.

RINO in Name Only on October 15, 2010 at 5:01 PM

Zombies are clicking.

RushBaby on October 15, 2010 at 5:15 PM

Do you ever get the feeling that this administration is one continuing episode of Pinky and The Brain?

xkaydet65 on October 15, 2010 at 5:17 PM

In the video, Joe says “He [Obama] is not afraid to make those tought decisions”.

That explains the pocket veto.

BobMbx on October 15, 2010 at 5:18 PM

portlandon on October 15, 2010 at 5:06 PM

I thought you would like that.

upinak on October 15, 2010 at 5:18 PM

It must kill Biden to eat that much crow on behalf of the weasel that is his boss.

BKeyser on October 15, 2010 at 5:18 PM

Good ole Uncle Joe. What a doofus.

ButterflyDragon on October 15, 2010 at 5:19 PM

…putting Biden on the ticket was the “single best decision I’ve made” since running for president

My bet: All the Biden hype is prelude to his stepping down after the mid-terms due to family reasons.

If the Bamster were smart, he’d cajole Shrillary into taking Biden’s place, and replace Shrillary with Condi Rice. (But that’s idle speculation, ’cause neither of these women are stupid enough to do it.

petefrt on October 15, 2010 at 5:20 PM

What will Ramirez do with this?

Schadenfreude on October 15, 2010 at 5:20 PM

Now come word that due to obamacare, the hospital that biden was born in, may have to close. The irony of it all

ConservativePartyNow on October 15, 2010 at 5:20 PM

Forgot the link

ConservativePartyNow on October 15, 2010 at 5:21 PM

one heartbeat

rob verdi on October 15, 2010 at 5:21 PM

Here is the link

ConservativePartyNow on October 15, 2010 at 5:22 PM

ack ack!!!!!!

RealMc on October 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM

Release the Doves!

Skandia Recluse on October 15, 2010 at 5:24 PM

“Stand up Chuck!” lol

Brian on October 15, 2010 at 5:24 PM

we come in piece…ack ack!!!!

Brian on October 15, 2010 at 5:25 PM

Is this the next VP?

right2bright on October 15, 2010 at 5:26 PM

If we could only mine this comedy gold for all it’s worth, we’d all be rich. SNL just let’s it pass on by–no skits, no parodies….no sarcasm.

a crying shame.

ted c on October 15, 2010 at 5:29 PM

Maybe he’s keeping his brain in the Social Security lockbox.

hawksruleva on October 15, 2010 at 5:31 PM

He picked Biden for a second time, for the same reason he picked him the first time. Life insurance.

GarandFan on October 15, 2010 at 5:31 PM

Pelosi said “Choose Biden, Barack, you won’t know what’s in him till you select him”…

right2bright on October 15, 2010 at 5:34 PM

Here comes a hair ball!!!!

obleo on October 15, 2010 at 5:35 PM

I have not seen once piece of evidence or behavior that would lead me to believe this man has an I.Q. above 105… Nothing, zilch, nada…

Keemo on October 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

A bit to generous on the IQ points me thinks.

chemman on October 15, 2010 at 5:36 PM

Biden is just relieved Hillary didn’t want the VP spot. She has bigger fish to fry.

Elisa on October 15, 2010 at 5:36 PM

Good think Biden didn’t make any comparisons to Michelle’s anatomy.

Maybe tomorrow.

fogw on October 15, 2010 at 5:36 PM

He picked Biden for a second time, for the same reason he picked him the first time. Life insurance.

GarandFan on October 15, 2010 at 5:31 PM

Look how well it worked!

obleo on October 15, 2010 at 5:37 PM

If I bought 100 boxcars of idiots…and I went down to the terminal to inspect what I purchased, and the first door I opened, the box car was empty, and the next one…and the next one, all the way to the last one, all 99. I opened that last one, and there in the far corner, in the dark, stood Biden…I would have known I got my money’s worth.

right2bright on October 15, 2010 at 5:38 PM

If you reverse engineeer that comment, and picking Biden is the pinnacle of his genius, he’s much worse than even I thought.

Don L on October 15, 2010 at 5:39 PM

Time to cue the
SLIM WHITMAN
soundtrack!

Col.John Wm. Reed on October 15, 2010 at 5:42 PM

I never understood why anyone thought this man was so intelligent to begin with. He is average. I think it’s a bit of racism in there by the media. Like saying most black men are stupid so a smart one has to be a genius.

Reminds me of the funny exchange on Imus in the Morning show right after the election when a historian said that Obama’s IQ was “off the charts” and he was the most intelligent president we ever had.

Imus asked “what is his IQ?”

The guy fumbled and said, “I don’t know, but it’s must be really high.”

lol

Elisa on October 15, 2010 at 5:42 PM

“It’s not about the work we’ve done, but about the work we have left to do,” Obama said.

…today in Delaware

Fear this for you and your family. This desperate goon is on a path of destruction.

Schadenfreude on October 15, 2010 at 5:42 PM

The sitcom presidency

Chuck Schick on October 15, 2010 at 5:47 PM

Maybe Cosmo, or Vogue has some stylish way to cover up that brain seepage?

capejasmine on October 15, 2010 at 5:56 PM

I’ve often said that Obama’s head is so big… that it’s a wonder he can get it so far up his own ass.

RalphyBoy on October 15, 2010 at 6:01 PM

Okay… That was just a joke. The truth is Mr. Bite-me… that is sh*t you see smeared all over Barry’s head. Not, I repeat… not brain tissue.

RalphyBoy on October 15, 2010 at 6:05 PM

This may explain that ghastly scar that the Bamster has on the back of his head: Scars on Obama’s Head

It only shows up when he’s just had a haircut and the light is right.

slickwillie2001 on October 15, 2010 at 6:05 PM

No. It doesn’t sound good at all. I think Obama should have skipped that MTV gig and shot on over to Discovery Health and done one of two shows: “Mystery Diagnosis” or “Monsters Inside Me” (where, it usually turns out to be a parasite, sometimes lurking in the body for years).

betsyz on October 15, 2010 at 6:05 PM

Is adult-onset hyperencephaly covered by Obamacare?

malclave on October 15, 2010 at 6:06 PM

Bad news from Biden: Obama’s brain now bigger than his skull…and he carries it around in his ass.

If it grows any more, he’ll have to find an even bigger ass to keep it in. Where could he find that?

Cicero43 on October 15, 2010 at 6:10 PM

No. It doesn’t sound good at all. I think Obama should have skipped that MTV gig and shot on over to Discovery Health and done one of two shows: “Mystery Diagnosis” or “Monsters Inside Me” (where, it usually turns out to be a parasite, sometimes lurking in the body for years).

betsyz on October 15, 2010 at 6:05 PM

Maybe those bugs from the desert planet on The Wrath of Khan.

slickwillie2001 on October 15, 2010 at 6:17 PM

Well that explains the swelled head.

ronsfi on October 15, 2010 at 6:23 PM

If it grows any more, he’ll have to find an even bigger ass to keep it in. Where could he find that?

Cicero43 on October 15, 2010 at 6:10 PM

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Haaaaa!!! I can hear Mo in the background now… ‘Oh no you ain’t!’

RalphyBoy on October 15, 2010 at 6:24 PM

I have not seen once piece of evidence or behavior that would lead me to believe this man has an I.Q. above 105… Nothing, zilch, nada…
Keemo on October 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

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Like so much about Barry, his intellect is a myth. The left (MSM especially) are confusing his dedication and complete focus on Marxist ideology as if that means intelligence. He gets a bonus from them also because he’s black… Even Bite-me gave that him during the primaries.
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We all know it, and I’ve stated so to some lefties… It’s funny… When I hit the target then I get to watch them deflate. Of course the timing must be perfect cause they are all so lock-step on Barry being like a god.

RalphyBoy on October 15, 2010 at 6:34 PM

ack ack!!!!!!

RealMc on October 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM

I’m a little sad that I got that.

WitchDoctor on October 15, 2010 at 5:02 PM

Bloom County?

davidk on October 15, 2010 at 6:45 PM

Biden: Pinky
Obama: The Brain

Christien on October 15, 2010 at 6:56 PM

Slow Joe would be more accurate had he said Obama’s brain is like 5 pounds of $#@% in a two pound sack.

viking01 on October 15, 2010 at 6:58 PM

teke184 on October 15, 2010 at 5:10 PM

Obama is a mess but Joe the village idiot. I see no malice but man I see no filter from mouth to brain.

Gracelynn on October 15, 2010 at 6:58 PM

Foo Fighters – “My Poor Brain”

Real life is so hard
We hide in the stars
That’s where our heads are
My head and your heart

This is a black out
Don’t let it go to waste
This is a black out
I want to detonate

When you are so far
I’m falling apart
Lose all my sonar
You jam my radar

This is a black out
Don’t let it go to waste
This is a black out
I want to detonate

Sometimes I feel I’m getting stuck
Between the handshake and the f***

You’ve got me on guard
I’ve got my head start
My head and your heart
The same in the stars

This is a black out
Don’t let it go to waste
This is a black out
I want to detonate

Sometimes I wish that I could change
I can’t save you from my poor brain

Brain
Brain
Brain
Okay

Christien on October 15, 2010 at 7:03 PM

ack ack!!!!!!

RealMc on October 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM

That can be cured with this.

Oldnuke on October 15, 2010 at 7:12 PM

Wow! Obama’s a regular Charles the Brainchild!

mrt721 on October 15, 2010 at 7:13 PM

Behold…Barack lObe-bama:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZsMMoYryTI

OxyCon on October 15, 2010 at 7:16 PM

Slublog is going to have to do a special Flaming Skull photoshop of this.

Christien on October 15, 2010 at 7:17 PM

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n158/bobbsledd/CRSX/biden.jpg

ColumbusConservative on October 15, 2010 at 5:04 PM

“It’s good to be back on the Enterprise with you, Captain Kirk.”

Barnestormer on October 15, 2010 at 7:21 PM

Did he comment on Obama’s pen!s size too?

Tim Burton on October 15, 2010 at 7:54 PM

Biden’s brain only takes up roughly 50% of his skull space, thereby proving he’s a half-wit.

NNtrancer on October 15, 2010 at 8:02 PM

Listen to Biden. He is saying 0 is hard hearted ! But the part about the brain being bigger than the skull actually comforts me. With his small head, he looks like he suffered from fetal alcohol syndrome, which produces mental retardation.

Oleta on October 15, 2010 at 8:35 PM

Yeah………

Some of you got it…….

For those that didn’t………

here you go………

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/images/content/alien-invasion.jpg

Mars Attacks…….

RealMc on October 15, 2010 at 9:03 PM

and yes Old Nuke……..

Slim is the MAN…….

RealMc on October 15, 2010 at 9:05 PM

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