Charlie Crist: I would have run as an independent even if I had led Rubio by 20 points in the primary

posted at 5:32 pm on October 1, 2010 by Allahpundit

Fun fact: Tomorrow will mark 30 days since the last poll showing Rubio with less than a double-digit lead. Sunshine Charlie’s political career isn’t long for this world, in other words, so let’s enjoy the inimitable Crist style while we still can. I’ve asked this before but let me ask it again: Is there something clinically wrong with this guy that prevents him from copping to even patently obvious truths if he thinks it’ll damage him politically to do so? No one — no one — believes that he would have thrown away the GOP nomination and all the institutional support that would have come with it in favor of a crapshoot independent run unless he was forced. Offhand, I can’t think of a single candidate in political history who’s eschewed an easy primary win in favor of a much more difficult third-party candidacy. And of course, as the second clip below will remind you, Crist is doubly unbelievable on this point because he swore up and down to Chris Wallace on national television just a month before leaving the party that there was no way no how no chance he’d leave the party. And yet here we are. “Sure,” he says, sure I would’ve gone independent anyway. Sure he would.

I’ll be shocked if he hangs in there and rides the trends all the way to defeat in November. Maybe it’s not too late for him to make a deal with Obama and/or Meek to drop out and endorse Meek in return for some sort of political favor. Why not do it and get something out of what little political leverage he has left? In a few months he’ll be a private citizen without a party. Bad place to be for a careerist.

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Is there something clinically wrong with this guy that prevents him from copping to even patently obvious truths

Oh but Christine O’Donnell is nutz!!!11!!1!

John the Libertarian on October 1, 2010 at 5:35 PM

Charlie is nutso toast, and he is beginning to figure that out.

tarpon on October 1, 2010 at 5:36 PM

Awful poker face, Agent Orange.

lorien1973 on October 1, 2010 at 5:37 PM

11!!1!

I don’t get what that means. I see it a lot, but don’t get it.

samuelrylander on October 1, 2010 at 5:37 PM

The sound of hats screaming were heard coming from Jetboy’s house.

Bishop on October 1, 2010 at 5:38 PM

Pathetic, indeed!

BobH on October 1, 2010 at 5:38 PM

He’ll make a great Democrat when the times comes.

BruceB on October 1, 2010 at 5:38 PM

..yep, Orange Man, keep probing the bottom of that chicken with your orange member.

The War Planner on October 1, 2010 at 5:38 PM

Liar!!!!!!

DeathB4Tyranny on October 1, 2010 at 5:38 PM

In a few months he’ll be a private citizen without a party.

Maybe Charlie and Arlen Spector can start hanging out in bars together.

Cicero43 on October 1, 2010 at 5:39 PM

Utter douche.

Alinsky on October 1, 2010 at 5:39 PM

Is there something clinically wrong with this guy that prevents him from copping to even patently obvious truths if he thinks it’ll damage him politically to do so?

Yes, he is in an advanced stage of Rinoitis–we are currently seeing what happens to these people when taken off the drug of political power–their addiction quickly causes full disintegration into a denial that has been diagnosed as borderline dementia.

INC on October 1, 2010 at 5:41 PM

Lying POS

Wade on October 1, 2010 at 5:41 PM

*faints*

JetBoy on October 1, 2010 at 5:41 PM

11!!1!

I don’t get what that means. I see it a lot, but don’t get it.

samuelrylander on October 1, 2010 at 5:37 PM

..eleventy..

The War Planner on October 1, 2010 at 5:41 PM

Asphynctersayswhat? Crist has been a stranger to the truth (and reality) for some time now. It’s kind of disturbing to watch.

CantCureStupid on October 1, 2010 at 5:42 PM

Sunshine Charlie’s political career isn’t long for this world

Too bad Obama didn’t make him CoS, since they both are Muenchhausean and Pinocchian liars of the utmost impertinence. How they can look in their respective mirrors and not choke is miraculous. They’ll both be punished, and they must be, for decency’s sake.

Schadenfreude on October 1, 2010 at 5:43 PM

It’s the Great Pumpkin

phreshone on October 1, 2010 at 5:43 PM

I was hoping he’d endorse Murkowski.

TexasDan on October 1, 2010 at 5:44 PM

Maybe Charlie and Arlen Spector can start hanging out in bars together.

Cicero43 on October 1, 2010 at 5:39 PM

Meercowski will join them shortly.

Norwegian on October 1, 2010 at 5:44 PM

The Oompa Loompa is so incredibly full of shiat that I’m surprised we aren’t seeing pieces of it come out of his mouth when he talks.

I think people would actually have a modicum of respect for him if he weren’t lying so transparently all the time.

teke184 on October 1, 2010 at 5:45 PM

He is the most self serving politician I have ever seen. My vote will be going to Rubio, obviously. Charlie is hoping that he will have those legions of school teachers show up for him since he vetoed sb6, but it won’t be enough.

stewardoftruth on October 1, 2010 at 5:45 PM

All that is despicable about politicians wrapped up in one white-haired, orange-skinned package.

IronDioPriest on October 1, 2010 at 5:45 PM

Pathetic. His only hope is dirt on Marco and he’s digging like a hydraulic excavator. Fortunately Marco seems to be the type who didn’t pull the girl’s pigtails in kindergarten and ate his own paste.

Marcus on October 1, 2010 at 5:45 PM

He’ll make a great Democrat when the times comes.

BruceB on October 1, 2010 at 5:38 PM

Then we’ll see video of him claiming that in his heart of hearts he always was one…Bloomberg.

May both get the plague.

Schadenfreude on October 1, 2010 at 5:46 PM

and Palin is the stupid one that SNL makes fun of…..RIGHT!

SDarchitect on October 1, 2010 at 5:46 PM

If I were Diet Coke, I would not want my Can sitting next to that loser.

Talk about Product damage.

portlandon on October 1, 2010 at 5:47 PM

My guess is if Alan Grayson’s too nuts for them, Charlie gets to become a new regular on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” in January.

jon1979 on October 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM

I will truly miss Charlie when he’s finally put out to pasture. He provides so much entertainment that he’s like a cartoon politician. Only problem is, if you used his actual proclamations and punditry in a satire, it would be derided as unbelievable.

obladioblada on October 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM

In January 2011 Crist will show up in DC with a box full of personal stuff, demanding entrance to his senate office.

–”Uh..Mr. Crist you lost the election.”

“No I didn’t, the results are still evolving. Now let me in.”

Bishop on October 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM

He could gain some ground in the polls if he took a vow of silence.

Jim-Rose on October 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM

… Muenchhausean and Pinocchian liars of the utmost impertinence. …

Schadenfreude on October 1, 2010 at 5:43 PM

Beee-yoootiful coinage there, S.! I will start by stealing “Pinocchian.”

Mary in LA on October 1, 2010 at 5:49 PM

The sound of hats screaming were heard coming from Jetboy’s house.

Bishop on October 1, 2010 at 5:38 PM

Does this mean he has to eat another one?..:)

Dire Straits on October 1, 2010 at 5:51 PM

Crist and Madcowski could have stepped aside after their loss, shown grace, and supported the primary winner. By doing so they would have earned the respect of the tea party types, preserved their relationships in the GOP, and would have been in line for the next election. Now they are homeless and their careers are over. Frankly, I’m glad. We finally know who we have been dealing with.

tommylotto on October 1, 2010 at 5:53 PM

What a crock ….

You know, of course, he actually believes what he’s saying.

BD57 on October 1, 2010 at 5:54 PM

OMG….. what will identity politics be without orange people?!

So sad.

Cody1991 on October 1, 2010 at 5:54 PM

Does this mean he has to eat another one?..:)

Dire Straits on October 1, 2010 at 5:51 PM

He never ate one.

His edible hat got “lost in the mail”.

portlandon on October 1, 2010 at 5:55 PM

I would call him a used car salesman, but that would give them a bad name.

Tasha on October 1, 2010 at 5:58 PM

In a few months he’ll be a private citizen without a party. Bad place to be for a careerist.

Hey — he’ll be 55 in a few months. If it’s good enough a retirement age for the unions, it should be good enough for Crist.

calbear on October 1, 2010 at 5:58 PM

Crist should have gone the way of George Pataki, go behind the scenes and gain influence.

rob verdi on October 1, 2010 at 6:00 PM

This is why I never use any of that sunless tanning stuff. I really do think that it seeps into your cells into your blood stream and rots your brain and you forever after that are insane.

retiredeagle on October 1, 2010 at 6:01 PM

sunshine stupidman can’t shut up and i going down faster then jenna haze.

bessex on October 1, 2010 at 6:02 PM

I’ve asked this before but let me ask it again: Is there something clinically wrong with this guy that prevents him from copping to even patently obvious truths if he thinks it’ll damage him politically to do so?

Christ is a politician that doesn’t understand the time he lives in. Twenty years ago, he could have gone this route and had more success because there were no internet blogs and alternative news sources to document his every move. The three alphabet networks may or may not have even mentioned him on their nightly newscasts, which means only Florida media would cover him. Twenty years from now, guys like this won’t even exist. Future politicians will understand a bit more that their words resonate, and that every movement they make will be blogged and dissected by people literally in all parts of the world. Is Christ an idiot? Maybe, but perhaps he’s just more of an old-timer. I really don’t think he understands that we’re all here talking about him. His time has passed, and he doesn’t know it yet.

joejm65 on October 1, 2010 at 6:02 PM

My guess is if Alan Grayson’s too nuts for them, Charlie gets to become a new regular on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” in January.

jon1979 on October 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM

Good guess. I’d love to replay the Joe Scarborough’s clips of Crist as “the wave of the future! An exciting figure! As I said in my book, the Republicans…..”

Yep, Joe, as you said in your book.

Marcus on October 1, 2010 at 6:04 PM

In January 2011 Crist will show up in DC with a box full of personal stuff, demanding entrance to his senate office.

Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. – The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. – The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. – The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball… And this lamp. – The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all *I* need. And that’s *all* I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one… I need this. – The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I’m some kind of a jerk or something! – And this. That’s all I need.

Cicero43 on October 1, 2010 at 6:07 PM

I was hoping he’d endorse Murkowski.

TexasDan on October 1, 2010 at 5:44 PM

He and Lisa Murkwski will elope and start their own country on an atoll in the Caribbean.

scrubjay on October 1, 2010 at 6:07 PM

11!!1!

I don’t get what that means. I see it a lot, but don’t get it.

samuelrylander on October 1, 2010 at 5:37 PM

..eleventy..

The War Planner on October 1, 2010

Which is shorthand for a thousand exclamation marks.

JonPrichard on October 1, 2010 at 6:08 PM

Crist is coming soon to a liberal news network near you. Count on it. He’ll be their “conservative” that dumps on real conservatives.

Chris of Rights on October 1, 2010 at 6:08 PM

He and Lisa Murkwski will elope and start their own country on an atoll in the Caribbean.

scrubjay on October 1, 2010

What if they had children? Oy, I can barely stomach that thought.

JonPrichard on October 1, 2010 at 6:09 PM

Was it at the point when Crist had this epiphany that he refunded all of the money that the RNC gave to his campaign? No character, Charlie. You would fit right into the ObaMao crew of sleaze.

onlineanalyst on October 1, 2010 at 6:11 PM

I would call this man a lying, sack of dog turds but it would be an insult to sacks of dog turds.

DuctTapeMyBrain on October 1, 2010 at 6:11 PM

Every defeated RINO has responded like a spoiled brat with total disregard for the truth. What they have done is reinforced the fact that they were unfit to serve those that elected them. The lame duck session after the election could be the most vicious in our history when the defeated RINOs and demonrats will try to destroy our nation to teach the “unwashed” a lesson.

volsense on October 1, 2010 at 6:11 PM

OT: Rich Sanchez has been fired.

Chris of Rights on October 1, 2010 at 6:11 PM

This guy is allergic to the truth and/or common sense.

I will be so, so happy to see him gone forever.

WesternActor on October 1, 2010 at 6:13 PM

After November: “I didn`t lose the race, I quit.”

ThePrez on October 1, 2010 at 6:14 PM

OT: Rich Sanchez has been fired.

Chris of Rights on October 1, 2010 at 6:11 PM

Yes!

stldave on October 1, 2010 at 6:16 PM

Charlie who?

44Magnum on October 1, 2010 at 6:17 PM

OT: Rich Sanchez has been fired.

Chris of Rights on October 1, 2010 at 6:11 PM

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Don’t mess with the Joooos.

John the Libertarian on October 1, 2010 at 6:18 PM

I don’t see why anyone would give him any political favors at this point. The guy is toast, and it is all of his own doing.

stldave on October 1, 2010 at 6:19 PM

I will be so, so happy to see him gone forever.

WesternActor on October 1, 2010 at 6:13 PM

I`m not so sure. Obama needs someone to enforce the tax on tanning.

Crist for Tanning Czar!

ThePrez on October 1, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Ahem

Valiant on October 1, 2010 at 6:22 PM

Awful poker face, Agent Orange.

lorien1973 on October 1, 2010 at 5:37 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!! You all are to funny today. With all this morbid, or pathetic news, it’s nice to know I can still find a smile, or big laugh out of some comments. Thanks to all of you! :)

As for Crist…he can just keep blowing it out of his ditty bag.

capejasmine on October 1, 2010 at 6:25 PM

Crist, could your pants possibly BE any more on fire?

MikeknaJ on October 1, 2010 at 6:25 PM

Charlie, you’re damned lucky Olympia Snowe broke my bullshit meter the other day or you’d be the one owing me a new one.

Kafir on October 1, 2010 at 6:29 PM

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Don’t mess with the Joooos.

John the Libertarian on October 1, 2010 at 6:18 PM

You must have interviewed Helen Thomas!.:)

Dire Straits on October 1, 2010 at 6:32 PM

Definitive clinical proof of mental pathology –severe acute narcissistic phychosis.

JPlunket on October 1, 2010 at 6:44 PM

Moments like this are the reason people go to public events with rotten tomatoes.

I miss the rotten tomatoes.

madmonkphotog on October 1, 2010 at 6:55 PM

Oh but Christine O’Donnell is nutz!!!11!!1!

John the Libertarian on October 1, 2010 at 5:35 PM

LOL

+100

ButterflyDragon on October 1, 2010 at 6:55 PM

WAPO:
TAMPA – The high-profile Florida Senate race started out as the first major skirmish between a tea party candidate and the Republican establishment, but with a month until Election Day it has instead evolved into a battle that is tearing apart Democrats.

Sweet

CWforFreedom on October 1, 2010 at 7:00 PM

This isn’t just political scumbagary anymore. If Crist is now saying that he would have changed Parties regardless of the outcome of the Primary for which he soliciting campaign funds from the Republicans, this constitutes a gold-plated admission of criminal fraud.

logis on October 1, 2010 at 7:01 PM

Here’s where Charlie is headed: Arlen Specter: I’m Holding Out For Position in Obama Administration, Maybe I’ll Negotiate Peace in Middle East…

Maybe Charlie can work for Bammie administrating that new tanning salon tax.

slickwillie2001 on October 1, 2010 at 7:03 PM

OK, now I am really concerned for his mental health.

rbj on October 1, 2010 at 7:09 PM

That’s embarrassing.

Proud Rino on October 1, 2010 at 7:21 PM

SOUR. GRAPES.

Dandapani on October 1, 2010 at 7:29 PM

Maybe Meeks and Rubio will go in together and make an ad out of this.

paul1149 on October 1, 2010 at 7:31 PM

I have swampland for sale in Arizona for anyone who believes Crist would have run as an Indy if he had been ahead by 20 points on Rubio! What a pathetic candidate.

PhiKapMom on October 1, 2010 at 7:39 PM

Is he this desperate for an identity? Hey, Charlie, we are not defined by our job but by what we do with the life GOD gave us. Do you have any clue what this looks like? Pathetic!

Kissmygrits on October 1, 2010 at 8:09 PM

I strongly support Crist! I love his frank statement! If he stays in that race, he will draw votes from Meeks and virtually guarantee a Rubio victory, haha!

BillCarson on October 1, 2010 at 8:12 PM

He must really think that Florida voters are incredibly stupid. Then again, after the idiotic things Florida’s dem voters said about themselves after the 2000 election, he may be right.

rmgraha on October 1, 2010 at 8:49 PM

He and Lisa Murkwski will elope and start their own country on an atoll in the Caribbean.

scrubjay on October 1, 2010

What if they had children? Oy, I can barely stomach that thought.
The children will need intensive therapy by age eight when they discover that the father is an orange alien,mommy a partial Inuit Anglo.The kids will cover in fear of polar bears and orcha whales under their beds as well as being teased by the kids at the exclusive private multi cultural school for turning an odd color that responds to different light spectrum’s from the new government approved light thingy.
They will have to move to Oz,Kansas,so that the kids can eat sunflower seeds to correct the skin condition and the biggest fish is at the Pro Bass shop in a tank of water.The locals will overlook the weirdness as they figure the forks are just snow birds fron Lake Woebegon and got a tan before moving south.

Col.John Wm. Reed on October 1, 2010 at 8:51 PM

*faints*

JetBoy on October 1, 2010 at 5:41 PM

LOL. You’re a good sport, JetBoy.

Missy on October 1, 2010 at 8:52 PM

I was hoping he’d endorse Murkowski.
TexasDan on October 1, 2010 at 5:44 PM

___________________

I was hoping he’d endorse Mukaskowrsky
FIFY

alwyr on October 1, 2010 at 9:17 PM

Crap
Weasel

moc23 on October 1, 2010 at 10:35 PM

When does this character get down on his knees and start crying on camera, begging to get elected because he wants it soooo badly?

Crist is Gollum in orange.

justltl on October 1, 2010 at 11:03 PM

Really.
Check it out:

Charlie Gollum

justltl on October 1, 2010 at 11:30 PM

Maybe he needs to start a write out campaign.

Please, write me out of this election….

drfredc on October 2, 2010 at 12:31 AM

Maybe he needs to start a write out campaign.
Please, write me out of this election….

drfredc on October 2, 2010 at 12:31 AM

Someone needs to start a write-in campaign to write Charlie in for some other position, like garbage commissioner. Problem is, that’s not statewide. Anyone know of a really goofy slot on the statewide ballot?

slickwillie2001 on October 2, 2010 at 1:24 AM

No one — no one — believes that he would have thrown away the GOP nomination and all the institutional support that would have come with it in favor of a crapshoot independent run unless he was forced.

Actually, my confusion with this is coming from the other side.

Lets assume you want to run as an independent; you’re not going to be the candidate for either party.

So the first thing you do is get nominated for one of the party’s primary so you can spend millions in a long drawn-out mud-slinging fight for a position you won’t take even if you win.

Where’s the upside from that? Wasting time, money, and effort on a useless cause is something he claims he did on purpose; and that’s supposed to be a good thing?

I guess I don’t understand what I’m supposed to look for in a leader.

gekkobear on October 2, 2010 at 3:55 AM

Wow. Crist surpasses even Obama in his ability to say just about anything.

WannabeAnglican on October 2, 2010 at 8:25 AM

Florida politicians get too much sun. It fries their brains.

ladyingray on October 2, 2010 at 10:45 AM

I’ll bet Charlie finishes behind Kendrick Meek on election day.

bflat879 on October 2, 2010 at 11:09 AM

Someone needs to start a write-in campaign to write Charlie in for some other position, like garbage commissioner. Problem is, that’s not statewide. Anyone know of a really goofy slot on the statewide ballot?

slickwillie2001 on October 2, 2010 at 1:24 AM

Any office for which a Democrat is running unopposed is “goofy.” Any one of those would do.

logis on October 2, 2010 at 11:37 AM

Oh but Christine O’Donnell is nutz!!!11!!1!

John the Libertarian on October 1, 2010 at 5:35 PM

What does that mean exactly? That’s like me saying my friend’s dog is a collie and you responding, “and they call Lassie a collie”. They aren’t exclusive.

Over 13 hours since the last post, woohoo.

jarodea on October 3, 2010 at 12:47 AM

Pretty soon Charlie Sunshine can divorce his new wife and re-enter his preferred lifestyle: LightInTheLoafers

Cleveland Steamer on October 3, 2010 at 8:07 AM