Video: CNN reveals promo for Parker/Spitzer show. What could go wrong?
posted at 4:51 pm on September 7, 2010 by Allahpundit
In fairness, the principals here are so widely disliked in the blogosphere that the promo would have been panned no matter what. But there were ways available to mitigate the damage. They could have played it straight and pushed it as a centrist-y alternative to the O’Reilly/Olby bombast at 8 p.m. (even though, natch, it’s only the “conservative” here who’s actually centrist). “We’re having a conversation and we’d like you to join in,” etc etc — anything along those lines to draw the contrast with their polarizing competition would have been fine, if predictable. As it is, Ace is right: This feels exactly like a trailer for a Nora Ephron comedy about two TV journalists bantering their way through life. Even the whimsical jazzy soundtrack is Ephron-esque. Is that what they’re going for? The coveted “When Harry Met Sally” demographic? I could be down with that, but if they’re going to try it, I want other conceits from the movie too. Like, they could have Kyra Phillips and John King on occasionally in the Carrie Fisher/Bruno Kirby quirky best-friend roles. And they could do cutesy stuff like play “news charades” or whatever. Imagine how funny it would be if Spitz worked in a “baby fishmouth” reference. I’d laugh. You’d laugh.









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Huh?
orfannkyl on September 7, 2010 at 4:53 PM
Sorry, but who are these two? Morning show radio dj’s?
right2bright on September 7, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Figures she’d be wearing a pearl necklace.
lorien1973 on September 7, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Pulitzer-prize winning fake ‘conservative’ columnist.
An ethics-challenged former governor who resigned in disgrace due to a prostitution scandal.
Perfect for CNN.
Good Lt on September 7, 2010 at 4:56 PM
How about “Parker Whoremonger”?
Daddy-O on September 7, 2010 at 4:56 PM
I feel like I want to vomit.
MississippiMom on September 7, 2010 at 4:56 PM
Blows my mastery of pop culture all to smithereens. Do I need to link. . . .
So Pundit, who do you hang out with?
Skandia Recluse on September 7, 2010 at 4:58 PM
Is it possible for show to have Negative ratings?
Chip on September 7, 2010 at 4:58 PM
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But I thought it was the Spitzer and Swallows show.
LincolntheHun on September 7, 2010 at 4:58 PM
I don’t know. I thought the promo was kinda cute. Maybe I’m the demographic they are seeking?
terryannonline on September 7, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Its RINOlicious, with slightly musky overtones.
Angry Dumbo on September 7, 2010 at 5:00 PM
I have no idea what Allah is talking about with all of the references in this post. Is that a good or a bad thing?
Joe Caps on September 7, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Client number 9 did look awfull relaxed …
darwin on September 7, 2010 at 5:01 PM
ha! Oh man.
tommer74 on September 7, 2010 at 5:01 PM
“Parker Spitzer”? Seriously? They’re begging for the Parker Spitzer Swallows jokes with a name like that.
Doughboy on September 7, 2010 at 5:01 PM
I’d laugh…I did laugh…
d1carter on September 7, 2010 at 5:02 PM
Spitz looked kinda limp.
darwin on September 7, 2010 at 5:03 PM
This show is going to make the guy who brought Phil Donahue to MSNBC look like a genius.
Mark1971 on September 7, 2010 at 5:03 PM
I still can’t figure out why they hired him in the first place. Were there people across the country clamoring to watch Client #9 on a daily basis? Am I missing something?!
Emily M. on September 7, 2010 at 5:03 PM
The same guy that came up Recovery Summer came up with this show.
faraway on September 7, 2010 at 5:04 PM
So I guess that shows how well they did in the promo … we’re talking about pearl necklaces.
darwin on September 7, 2010 at 5:04 PM
This is truly awful. Makes Sheppie-Poo Smith look like a real journalist.
Haven’t watched CNN in years. I now have a great reason to keep that happy streak alive.
MrScribbler on September 7, 2010 at 5:04 PM
I thought she lived in South Carolina? Did she move to Georgia or New York or DC or what?
ninjapirate on September 7, 2010 at 5:04 PM
Yeah, plus … is there a demand for Parker? Most people probably say who the hell is Parker?
darwin on September 7, 2010 at 5:05 PM
CNN: The skankiest name in news
faraway on September 7, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Client #9 gave it to her.
pain train on September 7, 2010 at 5:06 PM
♪♫’Cause you wanna’ show where everybody knows you’re lame.♪♫
ronsfi on September 7, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Pseudo Con/Client Number 9
Now I’d watch that.
darwin on September 7, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Neither of them are “real” journalists. The show looks like it’s going to be different from anything currently on cable news…I think I might give it try.
terryannonline on September 7, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Barker- Spritzer
macncheez on September 7, 2010 at 5:07 PM
Yeah, but she’s still more reputable than Spitzer (I know, that’s saying something). Plus, she’s blonde and ditzy, so she’ll be fine. Spitzer is just a creeper. I wouldn’t want to be interviewed by him.
Emily M. on September 7, 2010 at 5:08 PM
CNN can adapt “Bob’s Country Bunker” claim: “We’ve got both kinds of commentators- liberal and leftist!”
Dr. Carlo Lombardi on September 7, 2010 at 5:08 PM
Spitzer was wearing his lucky socks.
faraway on September 7, 2010 at 5:08 PM
From media whore to media john.
Barnestormer on September 7, 2010 at 5:09 PM
They can interview John Edwards first.
faraway on September 7, 2010 at 5:09 PM
Can’t watch the clip. That’s ok, I won’t be watching the show, either. To those of you who can stomach CNN, bless your hearts…
joejm65 on September 7, 2010 at 5:10 PM
Parker is easy on the eyes, but not so easy on the brain.
Client #9 is tough on both.
UltimateBob on September 7, 2010 at 5:10 PM
This blows. I bet they’ll choke.
Christien on September 7, 2010 at 5:10 PM
Idiots at CNN! If they’re going all in on Spitzer why hire a ratings loser in Palin basher Parker?
Coulter vs. Spitzer would make me tune in to see if it’s any good.
LurkerDood on September 7, 2010 at 5:11 PM
“He looks so different with clothes on.” - Whore
portlandon on September 7, 2010 at 5:11 PM
I have it on good authority that Eliot was donning socks below the camera shot.
Dusty on September 7, 2010 at 5:11 PM
Oh, please! Pearl necklace jokes are okay, but swallow references are off limits?
Tepid Air, indeed.
Kensington on September 7, 2010 at 5:11 PM
I understand Ashley Dupre has a matching necklace.
pain train on September 7, 2010 at 5:11 PM
1st debate on their show:
Tiger Woods vs John Edwards
macncheez on September 7, 2010 at 5:12 PM
“The Ditz and The Spitz”
mojo on September 7, 2010 at 5:12 PM
Oh my! Coulter would make great viewing. She would make Client Number 9 look like well, … some guy who buys hookers.
darwin on September 7, 2010 at 5:14 PM
I hope they fail.
Joe Caps on September 7, 2010 at 5:15 PM
“Here’s the deal … I will concede it to you for a player later”
That’s a much classier line than Mel Gibson’s. Way to knock her socks off, Eliot.
Dusty on September 7, 2010 at 5:15 PM
I must confess Parker comes off likable in this promo. I don’t want to punch her face.
terryannonline on September 7, 2010 at 5:17 PM
If CNN does not use ‘Love Potion Number Nine’ as the leader track, they can’t market anything.
percysunshine on September 7, 2010 at 5:17 PM
I believe we can safely say we are now living in The Onion universe.
hillbillyjim on September 7, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Hissy Fits and Hussy Spitz…
Fallon on September 7, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Spitzer-ParkerParker-SpitzerYou, Me & Dupre
Christien on September 7, 2010 at 5:20 PM
Spitzer may talk to her about a different outfit.
faraway on September 7, 2010 at 5:20 PM
O’Reilly/Coulter.
Ultimate fighting without the cage.
Let’s get it on!
BobMbx on September 7, 2010 at 5:20 PM
ding ding ding……
macncheez on September 7, 2010 at 5:22 PM
I learned that Kathleen Parker looks more like Maureen Dowd than I thought she did. Funny, she looks like Peggy Noonan, too.
If Parker is willing to do a show with Spitzer you know she is fundamentally unserious as a “journalist.” You have to wonder what MoDo and Noonan think of it all.
DaydreamBeliever on September 7, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Spitz need$ $ome $$$ for more hot date$ with Ashley, when the show will be guest-hosted by Levi Johnston, and called Pilin’ on Palin.
CNN: Where a falling star meets the House of the Rising Sun.
Steve Z on September 7, 2010 at 5:23 PM
I don’t think she came off as unlikable. Just stupid.
Emily M. on September 7, 2010 at 5:29 PM
OT: WH Spokesman Robert Gibbs today:”I think by virtually any measure our economy is in a better place than it was two years ago”. Is he out of his mind???!!!???
ConservativePartyNow on September 7, 2010 at 5:35 PM
so lame
blatantblue on September 7, 2010 at 5:38 PM
That promo is awful. Did they hire the ad company that did those NY Times commercials?
JavelinaBomb on September 7, 2010 at 5:38 PM
Will the Emperor’s Club VIP buy commercial time during this show?
d1carter on September 7, 2010 at 5:40 PM
If they want to draw a contrast with Fox and MoonbatTV, why is only the righty a centrist?
therightwinger on September 7, 2010 at 5:40 PM
Let’s start a pool. How many show days for Parker/Spitzer until the first obligatorily dismissive/condescending reference to Tea Parties, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Islamophobes, and/or general right-wing rubery.
My prediction: 0. It’ll happen on the first show.
I also predict low and falling ratings. Bet they find a way to interview their favorite targets to jack their ratings.
J.E. Dyer on September 7, 2010 at 5:40 PM
Those are God awful.
“I love the international section.”
“My favorite is the fashion. Or is it arts and culture?”
“I loooove food.”
blatantblue on September 7, 2010 at 5:42 PM
I would rather watch Ashley Dupre.
cat-scratch on September 7, 2010 at 5:47 PM
So they were selling Snapple or what?
Ronnie on September 7, 2010 at 5:58 PM
Why not drop Parker and replace with Tiger. The screen capp can be… “Tiger-Spizter: view from on top”.
jbh45 on September 7, 2010 at 6:03 PM
A noted whore and a famous john, great combo.
echosyst on September 7, 2010 at 6:06 PM
I can’t decide if this is the best quote on this thread or the greatest thing written on HotAir.com EVAH.
ScottMcC on September 7, 2010 at 6:07 PM
I’ve had Charter Cable for around 6-8 months now and can tell you immediately where to find Fox News and MSNBC (for laughs). I haven’t the slightest idea where CNN is nor have I ever searched. If Rick Sanchez does something funny, Newsbusters will have it. (Rick demanded “who said that the unemployment rate wouldn’t rise above 8% if the stimulus was passed? It wasn’t Obama or his administration!”
Marcus on September 7, 2010 at 6:07 PM
Diarrhea and Gonorrhea! Ratings that will make Tavis Smiley and Democracy Now look like American Idol
Western_Civ on September 7, 2010 at 6:11 PM
If you watch it, then the terrorists will have won.
a capella on September 7, 2010 at 6:11 PM
Wow – he’s such a gentleman to let her receive top billing. I bet he hands a towel to the hookers when he **** on their face.
ramrants on September 7, 2010 at 6:11 PM
Parker Spitz
dont taze me bro on September 7, 2010 at 6:19 PM
The promo would have been better if it had featured Spitzer asking Parker to pull his finger. Granted, that’s not the digit Spitzer is used to asking women to pull…
radjah shelduck on September 7, 2010 at 6:23 PM
If he had his babes on the show, I’d watch.
Hummer53 on September 7, 2010 at 6:26 PM
Yeah, When Harry Met Sally, but with a little prune juice and Viagra thrown in. Obviously, CNN doesn’t know (or hasn’t decided) what this show is all about. So they concoct a PR campaign that looks like outtakes.
Paging Don Draper….
EMD on September 7, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Why do I get the idea that there is going to be a lot of giggling and squeeze and feelers under the table on this show?
DrStock on September 7, 2010 at 6:32 PM
Yeah, your right. I’d laugh.
5u93rm4n on September 7, 2010 at 6:34 PM
OT: Does anyone know how the Joy Behar show ratings are doing? I didn’t think it would last a month, but low and behold . . .
DrStock on September 7, 2010 at 6:34 PM
*SNORT!*
ThePrez on September 7, 2010 at 6:36 PM
Which one is supposed to be the conservative here?
DrStock on September 7, 2010 at 7:03 PM
Have they had sex yet and did he take his socks off?
Hilts on September 7, 2010 at 7:08 PM
Gibbsy then added that by virtually any measure Sarah Palin has got to be jealous as hell of Parker’s star power and suave co-host.
Then the nice men with the Taser and the funny white jacket came for him.
drunyan8315 on September 7, 2010 at 7:13 PM
Yes, but can they call me a call me a hate-filled racist Islamophobe as many times in an hour as the rest of the group.
Canadian Infidel on September 7, 2010 at 7:16 PM
She’s a 7 and he’s a 6.
Caper29 on September 7, 2010 at 7:24 PM
Considering it looks like they’re holding hands in that photo, IDK…
Oink on September 7, 2010 at 7:38 PM
Does he leave some cash on the desk at the end of the show?
trigon on September 7, 2010 at 7:39 PM
After the debut, Spitzer will be known as the “dog whisperer”…
right2bright on September 7, 2010 at 8:10 PM
After the last several years and now this I feel like if could go out to outerspace and look down on the planet the Earth would have a goatee.
Big E on September 7, 2010 at 8:23 PM
Theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Tpp-r71js
gary4205 on September 7, 2010 at 9:21 PM
Bottom of the barrel.
ddrintn on September 7, 2010 at 9:39 PM
This has epic failure written all over it. To bad
I suggest some soft corn porn at that time slot. They have tried everything else at this point(except an actual conservative)
A buxom blonde strips while she talks about how hate filled Sarah Palin is, that might work
kangjie on September 7, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Will the last person out of CNN please turn off the lights, thanks!
p.s. And flush the toilets!
stevezilla on September 7, 2010 at 10:21 PM
They argued about who gets to be on top.
I think the answer is Fox programming . . . all night long.
NebCon on September 7, 2010 at 11:02 PM
This show is so serious, it’s scary. /scarysarc
Men who patronize prostitutes shouldn’t be on TV. That goes for Bob Beckel and Jerry Springer too. Just go away.
Paul-Cincy on September 7, 2010 at 11:29 PM
“I gotta Pulitzer and all you got was a rash.”
(Sticks her tongue out at Spitzer.)
And now a word from our sponsors Rid-X (r) and Tidy-Bowl (r).
viking01 on September 7, 2010 at 11:57 PM
It’s the “Socks” and Shoes show!
Dem Fools on September 8, 2010 at 1:59 AM
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