Obamateurism of the Day
posted at 8:05 am on September 7, 2010 by Ed Morrissey
When the latest jobless report came out on Friday, Barack Obama decided he had to talk about it right away — especially since he’s been on vacation for the previous several weeks and hadn’t addressed the faltering economy for most of the summer. Jake Tapper noticed that Obama avoided talking about the actual jobless figure, however:
Flanked by members of his economic team – including outgoing Council of Economic Advisers Dr. Christina Romer, whose replacement has yet to be named – President Obama chose to look at the silver lining in the economic clouds of today’s jobs report – not even mentioning that August saw a net job loss of 54,000 jobs.
Well, it’s easy to see silver linings when one ignores the clouds and the storm altogether. Tapper also notices that the standards shifted from earlier in the year, when Obama had no trouble taking credit for Census Bureau jobs when they added to employment:
When May’s job numbers showed a net increase of 431,000 jobs – 411,000 of which were Census jobs — the president did note that “most of these jobs this month that we’re seeing in the statistics represent workers who’ve been hired to complete the 2010 census.” But in those June 4 remarks the president didn’t detail just how many of the 431,000 jobs were Census jobs – 95% of them — and he cited the overall report, and its deceptively large number as evidence that businesses are “starting to hire again. Workers who were laid off, they’re starting to get their jobs back. Companies that were almost forced to close their doors are making plans to expand and invest in new equipment.”
Today the president refrained from mentioning the net job loss of 54,000 jobs, or ever that August brought a net job loss. He said that the 67,000 private sector jobs created were “not nearly good enough” and said he would “in the weeks ahead” be detailing “further steps to create jobs and keep the economy growing, including extending tax cuts for the middle class and investing in the areas of our economy where the potential for job growth is greatest.”
So basically Obama talked about the unemployment figure without ever talking about unemployment. It’s a neat trick, but at least Jake Tapper was paying attention.

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Just words.
publiuspen on September 7, 2010 at 8:11 AM
Is this what’s called “putting lipstick on a pig?”
DrStock on September 7, 2010 at 8:11 AM
abracadabra!
slight of hand, he can make jobs disappear!
cmsinaz on September 7, 2010 at 8:13 AM
Yeah, but can he catch a frisbee in his teeth, too?
ted c on September 7, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Misdirection, the critical foundation for illusion.
Skandia Recluse on September 7, 2010 at 8:15 AM
good boy! *scratching the belly*
cmsinaz on September 7, 2010 at 8:15 AM
LOL… Good one!
Keemo on September 7, 2010 at 8:20 AM
What breed?
publiuspen on September 7, 2010 at 8:21 AM
Mr Obama’s other trick is self-fulfilling prophecy.
itsnotaboutme on September 7, 2010 at 8:23 AM
Storm clouds may bring a rain of woe to Democrats in November but Ø can’t do anything about it. He should also be warned to stand back so he won’t get hurt as the car that the Democrats like to talk about “gettin’ out o’ the ditch” slides ever deeper into muck provided by Democrat policies and their liberal enablers, Krugman chief among them.
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These Democrats aren’t fooling any but the most ardent believers; people who can think have had quite enough of them.
ExpressoBold on September 7, 2010 at 8:23 AM
New plan, it’s the same as the old plan … MORE STIMULUS!!!
tarpon on September 7, 2010 at 8:24 AM
I guess this makes him a better dancer than Al Gore. He’s doing the Texas Sidestep.
Sidestep – The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Kafir on September 7, 2010 at 8:24 AM
Community organizerspeak.
petefrt on September 7, 2010 at 8:25 AM
“Investing?”
I guess that’s Harvard Speak for “throwing more borrowed money down a craphole”.
Brevity is the soul of wit, I guess.
But not here.
NoDonkey on September 7, 2010 at 8:27 AM
Lapsing back into his folksy dialect again, he thinks he’s being cute.
petefrt on September 7, 2010 at 8:30 AM
This is Obama trying to back the car up AFTER it went off the cliff.
csdeven on September 7, 2010 at 8:31 AM
Obama threw a pity party yesterday.
kingsjester on September 7, 2010 at 8:39 AM
Hey Rocky, watch me pull some job numbers out of my ass.
Again Barackwinkle?
darwin-t on September 7, 2010 at 8:42 AM
ted c
LOL–he’s done a fair imitation of “playing dead” all summer.
Beaglemom on September 7, 2010 at 8:42 AM
When he wasn’t licking his nuts.
darwin-t on September 7, 2010 at 8:44 AM
darwin-t on September 7, 2010 at 8:44 AM
He’d have to fight off Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann first, they are permanently positioned and covering that function.
NoDonkey on September 7, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Entirely appropriate analogy. I can attest that traction on thin air is even worse than on black ice.
Extrafishy on September 7, 2010 at 8:51 AM
He’s well across the line between spin and outright deception. And it’s not even very good deception. He’s getting lazy – too accustomed to the MFM covering for him.
If media people really want to know why 61% of the population doesn’t even believe Obama is the religion he says he is, the answer is his chronic lying, not bigotry or Rush Limbaugh’s radio program. People naturally start to doubt someone who blows smoke all the time.
forest on September 7, 2010 at 8:52 AM
Meanwhile Fearless Leader Soros gloats at the impending doom
AH_C on September 7, 2010 at 8:54 AM
I’m expecting him to ordain that the brakes on the car be engaged at all times. That’ keep it out of the ditch!
forest on September 7, 2010 at 8:55 AM
csdeven on September 7, 2010 at 8:31 AM
Can’t you see Obama is fixing the economy? He’s got Acme Advisors Inc. working for him.
And there you are sipping your slurpee while Obama and the economy are plunging 200 mph off a cliff into the Grand Canyon.
Super Genius.
Beep beep.
NoDonkey on September 7, 2010 at 8:55 AM
RAAAAAAACIST.
fossten on September 7, 2010 at 9:03 AM
Mr. President talks about the GOP as if they were Pepe Le Pew!
scalleywag on September 7, 2010 at 9:04 AM
Note Obama’s audience for these remarks – his trusty buddies, union workers. Remember how Bush (and more recently, Palin) was criticized for only making appearances before friendly audiences? When’s the last time Obama went into hostile territory? I bet it won’t happen again for the rest of his presidency (may it be mercifully short).
Missy on September 7, 2010 at 9:05 AM
The White House cabinet is looking like Toon Town these days. These guys have no clue how to run anything. This is what you get when professors run the country.
Mojave Mark on September 7, 2010 at 9:11 AM
This the simple truth!
darwin-t on September 7, 2010 at 9:14 AM
Replacing that worthless dingbat with an empty chair would be an incredible improvement.
Of course, you can say that about everyone who has worked in the White House since January 20, 2009.
Put empty chairs up against Democrats and I would vote the straight “empty chair” ticket.
NoDonkey on September 7, 2010 at 9:18 AM
BO is the 3 year old who closes his eyes, covers his ears and says “nahnahnahnahnah” in hope that it will all go away! He may also stamp a foot once or twice, too.
jbh45 on September 7, 2010 at 9:21 AM
How about a round of Frisbee golf, then?
Drained Brain on September 7, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Mojave Mark on September 7, 2010 at 9:11 AM
Of course Obama is a Toon.
Really Right on September 7, 2010 at 9:46 AM
This is another reason people voted for The Won – he can make a bad economy good with his mind.
least1 on September 7, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Roll over Barky
faraway on September 7, 2010 at 10:02 AM
I was skimming through the speech and here we have the professional remarks from:
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Hey, man.
scalleywag on September 7, 2010 at 10:06 AM
He was begging for a biscuit!
ladyingray on September 7, 2010 at 10:06 AM
All we ever get with this administration is spin. It’s never about facts. It’s never about the truth of whatever matter is under discussion. It’s never about owning up to shortcomings (except when apologising to Muslims). It’s never about decisive leadership. It’s never even about what’s best for the country. It’s never turning the other cheek and rising above the political fray.
But it is always about spin. As November, 2010/2012 draw nearer, I think more of the public will understand this. It’s always just been about the spin. How do I use this situation to toot my own horn and make me look better? How do I blame Bush and Republicans in general for whatever is wrong? How do I drag in a reference to the Tea Party?
Back during Mr. Nixon’s presidency, people used to talk about how he seemed to be shifty. “Tricky Dick” they called him. People would remark that he looked like a used-car salesman. But Mr. Nixon was an amateur as compared with Mr. Obama on that score. Mr. Obama strikes me as one of those creatures of the black culture who’s always looking for an angle; always on the prowl for his next hustle; eternally convinced that the big score is just around the corner and he can have it if he just gets over on you this one time. Given a different set of circumstances, he’d be a pimp with a string of whores working the streets. If a few different things happened in his earlier life, he’d be an ambulance-chaser or slip and fall specialist who preys on the misfortunes of poor blacks to earn millions in contingency fees.
And he’s our president. Every day I ask “what have we done?”
martin.hale on September 7, 2010 at 10:15 AM
“Doggone it, the dogs of war are dogging me dog, it’s a dog day afternoon.” – Barry Dogbama
NoDonkey on September 7, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Thanks for starting my day with a good laugh!
GrannyDee on September 7, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Wag the Dawg.
ziggyville on September 7, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Obama: The “Let’s Play President” president.
landlines on September 7, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Obama spin, hey he can chase his own tail ..
tinkerthinker on September 7, 2010 at 12:03 PM
landlines on September 7, 2010 at 11:17 AM
He’s not a real president, but he plays one on TV!
NoDonkey on September 7, 2010 at 12:43 PM
The blame Bush stuff hasn’t worked out real well … so is this “talk about me like a dog” stuff leading up to blaming his namesake dog “BO” for the economy? So now instead of; My dog ate my homework … it’s My dog destroyed the economy!
Done That on September 7, 2010 at 3:09 PM
The Great North American Mutt
DSchoen on September 7, 2010 at 3:32 PM
That maybe on the way, last week it was Congress.
He’s already blamed Bush and the Repubs for 19 months, however this week will be the “it’s YOUR fault”.
He’s got a point, 52% voted for him, so in a way yes it is your fault.
It’s your fault cuz no one blocked or checked his stupid moves.
DSchoen on September 7, 2010 at 3:43 PM
Acme Advisors?
Ya mean teenagers?
Cuz that would explain a lot!
DSchoen on September 7, 2010 at 4:01 PM