Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris will destroy you if you don’t register to vote
posted at 12:10 pm on September 2, 2010 by Allahpundit
Fun fun fun from the NRA. I assume most of our readers (gun owners especially) don’t need any encouragement on this point. But in case you do, know this: Failure to comply will result in you being roundhouse-kicked in the face.
Another Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris turned 70 years old a few months ago. Seriously?
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Before the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he looks in his closet and under the bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn’t there!
pilamaye on September 2, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Awwww yeah! That’s good! Unlike the rest of us, Chuck just gits better with time.
mullet dude was awesome.
ted c on September 2, 2010 at 12:14 PM
I am without words.
That was awesome.
KinleyArdal on September 2, 2010 at 12:14 PM
NRA is on my S-list at the moment.. but I’ll still take Chuck..
Zippy_Slug on September 2, 2010 at 12:15 PM
Way to go Chuck! This was funny and good to get people out to vote.
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letget on September 2, 2010 at 12:17 PM
When old folks go get their arthritic hips and knees replaced they have three types of prostheses: stainless steel, titanium, and that sh!t Chuck Norris is made of …..
ted c on September 2, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Chuck should do this for GOA too…I’m a little leery of the NRA right now.
Bishop on September 2, 2010 at 12:18 PM
There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard.
There is only another fist… sometimes a gun.
Terp Mole on September 2, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Just don’t vote for democrats or republicans. We have been down this road so many times with both parties. And both parties are so good at kiss up and telling us what we wanna hear. But as always, power corrupts and we get the same ole same ole. This time make real change, vot another party. If you don’t you know what you will get:
The same ole, same ole….
paulsur on September 2, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Trigger the vote, YEP!
fourdeucer on September 2, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Point of order – registering to vote without voting for the right candidates is at least as dangerous as not registering to vote at all, especially in states (like Wisconsin) where all one needs to vote is a name on the roll.
steveegg on September 2, 2010 at 12:21 PM
What’s so funny about Chuck is that his hit show ran during the Clinton years (it started in 1993) and in all the time it was on he did some stuff in the name of law and order that the Left would call “torture” 10 years later when Chimpy was President. He would dangle suspects out of hi-rise windows by their feet, and I even once saw him make a guy think he was drowning.
But the Left never issued a peep about this stuff at the time.
Del Dolemonte on September 2, 2010 at 12:21 PM
There is no theory of evolution. Only the animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live are with us today.
Guardian on September 2, 2010 at 12:21 PM
hmmm… This could be a threat to Obama.
Chuck!
Terp Mole on September 2, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Chuck is like fine wine ..It just gets better with age..:)
PS..Although I am still a little miffed at Chuck backing Huckabee..
Dire Straits on September 2, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Chuck Norris is the man
Daveyardbird on September 2, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
Bishop on September 2, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Terp Mole on September 2, 2010 at 12:24 PM
No. 70 years old turned Chuck Norris a few months ago.
And I’m registered Chuck. Really. Seriously.
rbj on September 2, 2010 at 12:27 PM
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made a knife, a handgun, a playpen for his pet scorpion… and lemonade.
Terp Mole on September 2, 2010 at 12:28 PM
Way better than Diddy’s lame Vote or Die campaign. Mostly because Chuck isn’t a whiny pansy.
Sir Corky on September 2, 2010 at 12:31 PM
That was actually really really funny.
Weight of Glory on September 2, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Was this a Tea Party meeting?
faraway on September 2, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Has Chuck ever run for office, a la Clint and Arnold?
NahnCee on September 2, 2010 at 12:32 PM
I love Chuck Norris jokes.
Monica on September 2, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Awesome video. Hope it gets the conservative non-voters motivated to register and vote.
MidWestFarmer on September 2, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Loved that scene.
fourdeucer on September 2, 2010 at 12:35 PM
Chuck Norris is no joke, Lady.
faraway on September 2, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Jesus turned water into wine. Then Chuck Norris came along and turned the wine into beer. It says so in the Bible, Leviticus, I believe.
Bishop on September 2, 2010 at 12:38 PM
It is difficult to take anyone who stood by the side of Huckabee too seriously.
Save it, Chuck, your reputation is gone.
petunia on September 2, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Bishop on September 2, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Nope. First Babylonians.
kingsjester on September 2, 2010 at 12:40 PM
That was actually funny.
carbon_footprint on September 2, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Soooo…after this AND the announcement that Harry Reid gets no endorsement, can the healing over DISCLOSE begin?
Especially as we circle the wagons over state blocking the sale of relic Garands and M1 carbines from south korea?
TexasDan on September 2, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Great stuff.
How Tough Is Chuck Norris
About 50 fun ‘facts.’ Yeah, some are old.
Brass on September 2, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
Good Lt on September 2, 2010 at 12:44 PM
True Fact: The mullet taught Henry Rollins that cynicism is weakness.
Terp Mole on September 2, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Haha, that was great! I love Chuck!
Richard Romano on September 2, 2010 at 12:46 PM
I am baffled by that too. I don’t get why he backs Schmuckabee.
Other than that, Chuck is awesome.
Conservative Samizdat on September 2, 2010 at 12:46 PM
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Johnnyreb on September 2, 2010 at 12:47 PM
But he’s had sex for 80 of those years.
lorien1973 on September 2, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Damn, first time I’m hearing this, destroying those would be a crime.
Rebar on September 2, 2010 at 12:52 PM
I was at a loss myself..But I would rather have my mother miffed at than Chuck..:)
Dire Straits on September 2, 2010 at 1:00 PM
Why is there no life on Mars?
Because Chuck Norris has been to Mars.
bonnie_ on September 2, 2010 at 1:05 PM
I would urge Korea to hold onto them until 2013, when the Obama-sucking scum in the State Department are replaced with adults. Korea will still need the money then and they will have a more reliable friend in the Palin administration. I’ll bet President Palin would buy one of those M1′s herself if she doesn’t already own one.
Extrafishy on September 2, 2010 at 1:07 PM
I hope I look that good at 50, let alone 70. Nice use of the Nuge’s music, although the song choice is a bit odd.
ynot4tony2 on September 2, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Bluegar, nice improve.
closetgop on September 2, 2010 at 1:22 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
TheVer on September 2, 2010 at 1:23 PM
Paul Hogan, aka ‘Crocodile Dundee’ is also 70.
Man, I’m getting old…
catmman on September 2, 2010 at 1:27 PM
Chuck Norris’ tears could cure Liberalism.
Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.
catmman on September 2, 2010 at 1:28 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He simply stands outside and dares it to grow.
search4truth on September 2, 2010 at 1:37 PM
Chuck Norris is not politically correct. He us just correct.
ALWAYS!
Another little known Chuck Norris fact!
Awesome!
LMAO
jdsmith0021 on September 2, 2010 at 1:39 PM
Did anyone notice that Chuck looks like Toby Flenderson from The Office in this one?
Niko on September 2, 2010 at 1:45 PM
Great videos and Chuck Norris lines. I’m getting nostalgic for Barrens chat.
Canadian Infidel on September 2, 2010 at 1:54 PM
No. Chuck Norris didn’t turn seventy. Seventy turned Chuck Norris after he crushed it with a roundhouse kick.
pt on September 2, 2010 at 2:19 PM
Blue Cougar-Blugar? That was awesome.
di butler on September 2, 2010 at 2:37 PM
There are a lot of great Chuck Norris-isms here to share with my HS students today. LMAO!
Badger40 on September 2, 2010 at 2:40 PM
Blougar – there I used it Randy. What are you going to do, roundhouse me?
motionview on September 2, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Chiuck Norris did not turn 70. 70 turned Chuck Norris.
malclave on September 2, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Just bought my first personal weapon. I felt naked without one when I got home.
And I’ll be voting. Several times.
P.S. I wish Chuck Norris was grandpa. Actually my Dad just turned 70 so I guess he’d have to be like 100.
When did we all get old?
Professor Blather on September 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM
What? No comments on the Ted Nugent tune that was playing?
Goldenavatar on September 2, 2010 at 5:58 PM
Superman…wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.
hawkdriver on September 2, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Are people actually paying to see Rollins?
hawkdriver on September 2, 2010 at 6:13 PM