Alternate headline: “Worst play in football history fortunately caught on tape.” Nothing will ever top it, my friends — unless, perhaps, the Vikings make it back to the playoffs and the ball ends up in Favre’s hands with time running out. In that case, all bets are off.

As for the metaphor, usually in posts like this I find reason to despair about something the GOP’s done or will do, but given today’s Gallup blockbuster, even I can’t go the eeyore route. So here you go: The electorate takes the snap, flips the ball to Obama, and watches in horror as he fumbles the stimulus and races in the wrong direction with ObamaCare. Then, near his own goal line, with the GOP closing in, he gets the brilliant idea to weigh in on the Ground Zero mosque…