Gutfeld on the Muslim gay bar: “This might be the greatest idea I’ve ever had”

posted at 6:50 pm on August 10, 2010 by Allahpundit

Via Mediaite, here’s the Beck segment. It’s disappointing insofar as it devotes more time to funny names for the bar — “Suspicious Packages” is especially good — than to the point Gutfeld’s trying to make about double standards vis-a-vis cultural sensitivity. But it’s three minutes of airtime with a big audience he wouldn’t otherwise have had, and he did get to read the insanely hypocritical tweet from the Park51 spokesman, so hey.

Has anyone suggested “Scimitars” yet?

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Gitmo? Git Mo?

andycanuck on August 11, 2010 at 12:18 AM

Crap. Didn’t read Greg just a few posts above. Doh!

andycanuck on August 11, 2010 at 12:19 AM

Bin Laden’s Secret Cave

The Ayatollah of Sucking Pollah

Terrie on August 11, 2010 at 12:28 AM

“Oh, yes! This is great!”

*sigh*

JetBoy on August 10, 2010 at 8:33 PM

Lighten up, Francis. Nobody ever said you shouldn’t be able to get your freak on, or have your own little clubs.

greggriffith on August 11, 2010 at 12:37 AM

andycanuck on August 11, 2010 at 12:19 AM

GMTA, I assume ;)

greggriffith on August 11, 2010 at 12:37 AM

Git Blow.

HornetSting on August 11, 2010 at 12:52 AM

What about Sheik Yerbootys.

annoyinglittletwerp on August 11, 2010 at 12:55 AM

Ji-WAD.

HornetSting on August 11, 2010 at 12:59 AM

Well, I am back home late I see another good one is in the works. How about

Slammin Mo-hamm-ed

Sorry if it has been used already

bluemarlin on August 11, 2010 at 1:12 AM

If he needs donations to make this happen I know a lot of people that will kick in money to make it happen.

He seriously could get people to kick in money from all over the country. This could be the most high class gay bar in the world… they could do the whole thing up in Saudi fashion with gold vending machines and everything.

Karmashock on August 11, 2010 at 1:39 AM

Holy crap I wish I had been around for this thread.

Proud Rino’s ‘hummus sexual’ and upinak’s menu suggestion of ‘boomin onions’ got me a couple sideways glances here in the USO tent.

Good stuff.

BadgerHawk on August 11, 2010 at 2:06 AM

This reminds me of the game of roshambo (rock paper scissors).

But help me out here and fill in the blank:

gay beats muslim
muslim beats ______
_______ beats gay

SnowSun on August 11, 2010 at 8:48 AM

If Gutfeld’s idea starts to gather momentum, how much do you wanna bet that Bloomberg will kill it because “it’s too provocative”?

olesparkie on August 11, 2010 at 8:50 AM

Hey JB,

We don’t hate gays, we just want to keep “marriage” for us breeders, mmmmKay?

Is that hard?

stefanite on August 10, 2010 at 9:11 PM

Jet Boy, what stefanite said!
Gay bars ≠ same sex marriage by a long shot (LOL).

Hilarious thread, BTW!
My favorite names so far: House of Jislam and I-SLAM-bada.

Jenfidel on August 11, 2010 at 8:57 AM

Can I buy the other adjacent property and put in a really gay Fu-Fu dog grooming salon&boutique? Right next to my NC Barbecue restaurant and the sausage shop?

Fishoutofwater on August 11, 2010 at 9:10 AM

Oh yeah, and how about some names for the 72 Virgin Cocktails?

Fishoutofwater on August 11, 2010 at 9:34 AM

A good pork BBQ on the other side.

MSGTAS on August 11, 2010 at 10:10 AM

Brokeback Mecca?

SurferDoc on August 11, 2010 at 10:27 AM

“The Call to Flair” was suggested on aceofspades.com. That’s a winner.

Saltyron on August 11, 2010 at 10:32 AM

The Bobbing Turban?

Jim M. on August 11, 2010 at 10:40 AM

My TofD came from the comments for Treacher’s column re: the Twitter feed. I guess the mosquevites tried to get too “sensitive” with the wrong person reading the feed:

In the same twit-cusssion, @park51 mentioned that dozens of Muslims had died on 9/11, to which @iowahawk responded,

“well, at least 19″

.

Mecca Me Stoned

tree hugging sister on August 11, 2010 at 10:42 AM

Abu Ghraib-azz

pain train on August 11, 2010 at 10:42 AM

JetBoy on August 10, 2010 at 8:50 PM

It’s not hypocritical, it’s playing by the “rules”. The rules are “tolerance” forces us to “accept” a Mosque near Ground Zero, or a gay club next to a church.

Gays have been doing this stuff to Christians for years and being applauded for it. So the Muslims went and used the strategy too, they want to build a mosque to incite and p!ss off US citizens. To “force tolerance”, as if you could.

Then, the idea is proposed to build a gay club next to it. Same crap happens to Christians and they are told to suck it up, only fair the same rules apply to Muslims.

And it’s fabulous that it’s a direct response to an action that is itself insulting, the building of the mosque near Ground Zero. It’s priceless, and best of all, LEGAL.

Moral – don’t make “rules” that you wouldn’t want applied to you, too.

Saltyron on August 11, 2010 at 10:43 AM

“Make them live by their own rules.” We may not learn fast but we learn well.

SurferDoc on August 11, 2010 at 10:47 AM

From the Daily Gut thread. My favorite… Allah C*ckbar

the link.

http://www.dailygut.com/Comment.php?i=4697

Sam_I_Am on August 11, 2010 at 11:04 AM

What – nobody’s suggested Git ‘Mo?

greggriffith on August 10, 2010 at 11:49 PM

Git Mo’

maverick muse on August 11, 2010 at 11:22 AM

Is “Sodomizing Sharia” over the top?

cpaulus on August 11, 2010 at 11:22 AM

cpaulus

Sharian Sodom
Sharian Gomorrah
Sodom ‘n Gomorrah

maverick muse on August 11, 2010 at 11:24 AM

Makalaka Jishad

44Magnum on August 11, 2010 at 11:26 AM

Durka Durka in a burka

44Magnum on August 11, 2010 at 11:27 AM

I missed this episode of Red Eye.

Mr. Joe on August 11, 2010 at 12:16 PM

The Bobbing Turban?

Jim M. on August 11, 2010 at 10:40 AM

Pepsi and computer monitors do NOT mix sir!

runawayyyy on August 11, 2010 at 12:26 PM

My favorite from the other thread is still “My Sharia Amour”. Scimitars is genius.

Scott P on August 11, 2010 at 12:42 PM

Sorry if it had been mentioned.

My one and only contribution to the bar’s name -

“The 12th Imam’s ManCave”

Sir Napsalot on August 11, 2010 at 12:44 PM

And in the spirit of tolerance and outreach they can meet for drinks then go next door to get married.

Speechlesstx on August 11, 2010 at 1:42 PM

I don’t know who this Gutfeld fellow is, but if tolerance were an infectious disease, he would be Patient Zero.

redeye on August 11, 2010 at 2:00 PM

I think a gay bar is a great idea.

Next to the bar I think we should erect a statue to celebrate the freedom of Iraq.

enginemike on August 11, 2010 at 2:29 PM

“And in the spirit of tolerance and outreach they can meet for drinks then go next door to get married.”

And if not, sue…..

enginemike on August 11, 2010 at 2:29 PM

Fred Phelps called. He’s proud of you all.

The Race Card on August 11, 2010 at 2:33 PM

Why does the gay bar have to be separate from the BBQ joint. Can’t they integrate both and call it:

Pulled Pork

The Pork Barrel

The Meat Locker

The Hot Sausage

Laura in Maryland on August 11, 2010 at 3:06 PM

Fred Phelps called. He’s proud of you all.

The Race Card on August 11, 2010 at 2:33 PM

Fred Phelps is proud that commenters are cheering the opening of a gay bar?

blink on August 11, 2010 at 4:12 PM

Race Card,

Why all the hate? Did you have your funny bone removed, or are you just an a$$?

Star20 on August 11, 2010 at 5:33 PM

Race Card,

P.S. There needs to be more tolerance and acceptance of conservative ideas and ideals. Otherwise, liberals, progressives and muslims would just be hypocrites, right>

Star20 on August 11, 2010 at 5:36 PM