Obamateurism of the Day

posted at 8:05 am on August 9, 2010 by Ed Morrissey

Today’s OOTD comes from reader Popcorn Rob, who paid more attention to Robert Gibbs’ spin on the disappearing Gulf oil than Gibb’s boss did.  Rush Limbaugh quotes Barack Obama in his interview with Today’s Matt Lauer in his attempt to become Captain Kickass as literally dismissive of anyone who attempts to minimize the oil spill:

MATT LAUER: Let me read you some of the things Hayward has said over the course of this disaster. He said, “The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume. I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest.’ He doesn’t work for you, but if he did, would you want him out?”

PRESIDENT OBAMA: He wouldn’t be working for me after any of those statements. I don’t sit around just talking to experts because this is a college, uh, seminar. We talk to these folks because they potentially had the best answers so I know whose ass to kick.

Well, maybe someone should tell Gibbs to get his resumé updated, then, because Obama’s press secretary likened it to a can of Coca-Cola last week:

I’ve used this analogy before, but I think I want to take one more time to do this.  It is important to understand that this event happened 5,000 feet below the surface at a well that was several miles below that 5,000-foot point.  It is measuring — we were measuring the flow rate basically of an opened Coke can 5,000 feet below the ocean using the best available technology that we had at the time without the benefit of knowing how big the Coke can was.

In fact, ABC’s Yunji de Nies challenged Gibbs after that analogy as to whether the White House might owe Hayward an apology for using Hayward’s argument after all:

Q Robert, back in May, Tony Hayward said, “The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean; the amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume.” After he said that, the President said that he would have fired Mr. Hayward since he said those comments. Now it appears that Mr. Hayward may in fact have been right. Does the administration owe him an apology?

MR. GIBBS: No. (Laughter.) I don’t think he was right.

Q You don’t think he was right?

No, because Hayward didn’t use the magic words: Coke can.

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Got an Obamateurism of the Day? If you see a foul-up by Barack Obama, e-mail it to me at obamaisms@edmorrissey.com with the quote and the link to the Obamateurism. I’ll post the best Obamateurisms on a daily basis, depending on how many I receive. Include a link to your blog, and I’ll give some link love as well. And unlike Slate, I promise to end the feature when Barack Obama leaves office.

Illustrations by Chris Muir of Day by Day. Be sure to read the adventures of Sam, Zed, Damon, and Jan every day! Chris has started his annual fund drive, so be sure to visit the DBD site and keep DBD in action!

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Hayward is owed an apology from a man…therefore he won’t receive it.

right2bright on August 9, 2010 at 8:10 AM

On the whole, I’d say the POTUS’s ability to kick ass has also become significantly disperesed….

apostic on August 9, 2010 at 8:12 AM

frustratingly, this kind of blowhard grandstanding by the president goes unchallenged. the press asks one question, gets blown off by the PS, and moves on.

toenail on August 9, 2010 at 8:12 AM

This admin never apologizes for anything, because it’s never wrong. Doncha Know?

JimK on August 9, 2010 at 8:13 AM

Te Won sez to Hayward — I might fire you, but first you will blow $20 billion to me.

I might be paraphrasing Mel Gibson a bit too.

GnuBreed on August 9, 2010 at 8:14 AM

The oil spilled in the Gulf of Mexico, is it comparable to a drop of oil spilled in an Olympic-sized swimming pool? I wouldn’t like a drop of oil in an Olympic-sized swimming pool, but it wouldn’t matter so much. Let’s have some perspective.

Paul-Cincy on August 9, 2010 at 8:15 AM

Toenail– totally agree….no follow up whatsoever

cmsinaz on August 9, 2010 at 8:17 AM

Actual facts needn’t interfere with rapidly implemented decisions.

Crusader Rabbit on August 9, 2010 at 8:21 AM

Dear Diary,

I love me.

Barack

Lincoln Cadillac on August 9, 2010 at 8:27 AM

I think that to Øbama, “Coke can” means something completely different…

Kafir on August 9, 2010 at 8:27 AM

The administration apologizes for America — but not to America.

aunursa on August 9, 2010 at 8:27 AM

“I won,” sez BHO. “Hand over the $20 bil.”

GrannyDee on August 9, 2010 at 8:28 AM

Too much coke, and too little ass.

backwoods conservative on August 9, 2010 at 8:28 AM

You know what this means, don’t you?

Obama nows owes an apology to the Pepsi Cola Company for not Gibb’s not using them in his idiotic analogy.

pilamaye on August 9, 2010 at 8:29 AM

Dear leader won’t be working for us much longer if we can get out the vote in ’12

cmsinaz on August 9, 2010 at 8:30 AM

Gibbs … defective Goebbels clone.

darwin on August 9, 2010 at 8:30 AM

Obama nows owes an apology to the Pepsi Cola Company for not Gibb’s not using them in his idiotic analogy.

pilamaye on August 9, 2010 at 8:29 AM

Don’t Americans deserve free cola? It must be in the Constitution somewhere.

Cola Justice !!!

darwin on August 9, 2010 at 8:32 AM

Coke can! That’s funny Mr. Morrissey. These folks never have been consistent and never will be, because the MSM is in the tank.

Cindy Munford on August 9, 2010 at 8:36 AM

frustratingly, this kind of blowhard grandstanding by the president goes unchallenged. the press asks one question, gets blown off by the PS, and moves on.

toenail on August 9, 2010 at 8:12 AM

The press knows its place (on their knees with moistened lips) so they understand they can ask an honest question now and then but they must not be assertive or follow up when brushed aside. Remember, their agenda is Obama’s agenda, so we can’t expect them to challenge their own belief structure, can we?

Extrafishy on August 9, 2010 at 8:38 AM

When I heard ‘Team Obama’ state they would “Keep a boot on the neck of BP” I recalled an older statement:

“*Treaty of Versailles, June 1919. The French Prime Minister Clemenceau said, “We will squeeze the German lemon til the pip squeaks.”

We all know how that ended up 20 years later for France.
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philly_PA on August 9, 2010 at 8:38 AM

The presidency has now officially decended into black comedy.

You couldn’t make this stuff up.

Barry’s funnier than Al Franken (bad example, who isn’t?) and you have to laugh to keep from crying.

NoDonkey on August 9, 2010 at 8:40 AM

Actual facts needn’t interfere with rapidly rabid-ly* implemented decisions.

Crusader Rabbit on August 9, 2010 at 8:21 AM

*Rabid: Extremely zealous or enthusiastic; fanatical: a rabid football fan.

The facts are rabidly (fanatically), implemented decisions, a product of this administration’s ability to make a mockery their own arguments. (see: healthcare mandate is not a tax, yet the penalties are a tax)

Rovin on August 9, 2010 at 8:47 AM

Well, of course! When we have an unassailable intellect such as that of Øbummer, buttressed by the communication skills of Gibbsy, there is no response available! How did Teh Won become so smart and intellectual? He was declared “smartest President evah” by the media, without evidence of it at all.
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Add the media declaration of superior intelligence to the PC requirements of being without perspective on the oil gusher that BP and the MMA together created, and we have the stubborn, myopic poseurs to their lefty base who are nothing more than bad actors with frat-boy senses of humor.
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Of course, I could have said that Hayward was not black and Sherrod, recipient of an administration apology, was not white but we all know the ramifications of that kind of observation.

ExpressoBold on August 9, 2010 at 8:52 AM

No, because Hayward didn’t use the magic words: Coke can.

Obama “hates those cans! He’s shooting at the cans!!”

ladyingray on August 9, 2010 at 8:53 AM

Coke can?

Alert Anita Hill and Senator Specter.

NoDonkey on August 9, 2010 at 8:55 AM

Have a Coke and a smile and STFU!

/richard pryor

ted c on August 9, 2010 at 8:57 AM

When I was a kid, I sometimes found it hard to watch I Love Lucy because I felt so embarrassed for Lucy.

For this same reason, it’s awfully difficult to watch Gibberish or the BO08.

mr.blacksheep on August 9, 2010 at 9:00 AM

The Dems seem to be obsessed with Coke cans.

BitterClinger on August 9, 2010 at 9:13 AM

When I was a kid, I sometimes found it hard to watch I Love Lucy because I felt so embarrassed for Lucy.

For this same reason, it’s awfully difficult to watch Gibberish or the BO08.

mr.blacksheep on August 9, 2010 at 9:00 AM

I used to have that problem with I Love Lucy, too, but then a friend turned me onto “the bad idea moment.” For example, Lucy decides she’s going to get a tan and announces she’s going to work really hard at it. Bzzzzt! Bad Idea Moment. You know this is a setup for something bad. And in this case it was: comedy sunburn.

You get the bad idea moment in Lucy; however, the Three Stooges were masters of this. Moe falls into a vat of liquid latex. The clothes are stuck to him. He tells the other two numbskulls to use some compressed air to inflate it off his skin. Bzzzzz! Bad Idea Moment. And it’s a tank of helium….

After my friend pointed out to me “the Bad Idea Moment,” I noticed it more often and was more entertained by it. I think the current POTUS and his administration has been one Bad Idea Moment after another. And for backup on that last point, I note how many times the phrase “what could go wrong?” has appeared at this web site….

apostic on August 9, 2010 at 9:16 AM

This admin never apologizes for anything, because it’s never wrong. Doncha Know?

JimK on August 9, 2010 at 8:13 AM

Unless we’re talking about Shirley Sharrod.

Gang-of-One on August 9, 2010 at 9:28 AM

how many times the phrase “what could go wrong?” has appeared at this web site….

apostic on August 9, 2010 at 9:16 AM

Bad Idea Moment. Touché!

maverick muse on August 9, 2010 at 9:29 AM

Democrats are FOR Pepsi.
Naturally, Coka Cola epitomizes evil oil.

maverick muse on August 9, 2010 at 9:31 AM

Obama Press Secretary caught contradicting Obama

Another “Dog Bites Man”, blah blah, you know the rest…

listens2glenn on August 9, 2010 at 9:37 AM

The Won needed to expand the oil spill into a bigger disaster and did so with the media’s assistance. The power grabbers and green agenda pushing crooks needed this as an excuse to declare a drilling moratorium. Screw the small people whose lives have been destroyed. The wacko enviros have been awfully silent on this disaster because they know that eventually a greater good will come, namely green power and the end of oil.

Kissmygrits on August 9, 2010 at 9:40 AM

No, because Hayward didn’t use the magic words: Coke can.

I think Anita Hill’s people told Gibbs to use those words.

itsnotaboutme on August 9, 2010 at 9:47 AM

Funny how Gibbs uses Coke as the analogy considering Obama’s history of using it.

fossten on August 9, 2010 at 9:50 AM

You right wingers are so stupid.

Using the phrase “Coke can” is in fact highly relevant to the truth of the statement.

Modern science would show you ignorant republicans that the molecules of the words “Coke can” form a compound which is transmitted to the receptor cells in the auditory cortex where the neurons of the brain recognize the pattern as valid proof of the underlying construct.

Stupid wingnuts.

jeff_from_mpls on August 9, 2010 at 10:00 AM

Obama loves them all: oil bans, coke cans and Mexicans.

Yoop on August 9, 2010 at 10:04 AM

This blind ignorance, and mounting ego by Obama, and his administration is dangerous. They refuse to accept they’re not the be all, and end all.

You are NOT the savior Mr.Obama. The sooner you accept that, the better things could be. You don’t have all the answers. Someone named GOD does, and you sir…are no God!

capejasmine on August 9, 2010 at 10:18 AM

jeff_from_mpls on August 9, 2010 at 10:00 AM

and

Yoop on August 9, 2010 at 10:04 AM

Nice work!

mr.blacksheep on August 9, 2010 at 10:20 AM

What it all boils down to is that we can’t trust a single thing that Mr. President or his sidekick Glib tells us.

scalleywag on August 9, 2010 at 10:26 AM

Ed are you insinuationg the Cokehead, Dear Reader, the Lyin Pinnochio doesn’t know what Fibbs is sayin?
That might just be racist!
And Fibbs stole the cokecan bit from El Rushbo! The clueless clown act should at least give El Rushbo a shout out for stealin his analogy!

dhunter on August 9, 2010 at 10:40 AM

Rather than the clever pool analogy. Think of it as a vast sea, in which you and your family live . Pretend a bit of oil, tiny by the perspective of the sea, just got dumped on your head, about 18 Exxon Valdez loads. Thats not so bad, is it? You can even see the oil fron the other side of the sea , and I don’t like you and your family anyway.

borntoraisehogs on August 9, 2010 at 10:54 AM

Oil in the Sea III: Inputs, Fates, and Effects (2003)

Studies in parts of the Gulf of Mexico (MacDonald et al., 1993; MacDonald, 1998; Mitchell et al., 1999), using these new technologies, have resulted in an estimated seepage rate for the entire Gulf of Mexico of 140,000 tonnes per year (range of 80,000 to 200,000 tonnes per year).

That translates into .55 to 1.4 million barrels of oil seeps into the Gulf each and every year, We should try to add as little to that as possible but need to perspective.

Laurence on August 9, 2010 at 11:43 AM

What is happening to that $20 billion that BP is supposed to pony up for this non-crisis? Does Barack already have it?

BetseyRoss on August 9, 2010 at 11:52 AM

Does that mean there wasn’t really $20 billion in damages? What if people got paid for damages that aren’t there anymore? Are they supposed to give it back? So BP stock suffered and a guy was fired and now we find the damages weren’t near what we said? This is ludicrous. You can’t believe the government, the scientists, the Coast Guard, or BP. If I lived in the Gulf I’d be livid.

scalleywag on August 9, 2010 at 12:21 PM

Have a Coke and a smile and STFU!
/richard pryor
ted c on August 9, 2010 at 8:57 AM

No Coke, Pepsi

/ Pete Dionasopolis…..John Belushi

DSchoen on August 9, 2010 at 3:44 PM