Greg Gutfeld: I’m raising money to build a Muslim gay bar next to the Ground Zero mosque

posted at 7:07 pm on August 9, 2010 by Allahpundit

Andy Levy assures me that he’s quite serious. Media narrative on the GZ mosque: Shining beacon of liberal values bursting through the overcast skies of American intolerance. Media narrative on the GG gay bar: Dangerous provocation that needlessly inflames cultural tensions in the ostensible service of liberal values.

How very insensitive.

I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.

Not an idea that would play well with Christians or Jews vis-a-vis property adjacent to a church or temple, but oh well: If we’re going to celebrate tolerance regardless of the sensitivities of the surrounding area, let’s celebrate! And the best part? Because, as we’ve been assured many times, the “Park51″ cultural center will be a model of moderation, gay Muslim men don’t have to worry about being seen entering Gut’s establishment. Flaunt it all you want, fellas; you’re in Moderate Town, U.S.A., on that block. I look forward to the congratulatory Mike Bloomberg press conference.

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No doubt there are more homosexuals in the so-called “community” around the primarily non-residential area around Ground Zero than there are Muslims.

Meanwhile, maybe someone (like Iman Rauf or a certain bleeding heart white liberal mayor?) could demonstrate how truly tolerant they are and raise funds to build a Christian chapel on the site of the Taliban slaughter of Afghan aide workers last week.

Buy Danish on August 10, 2010 at 8:29 AM

Please name the Muslim strip club Uncovered Meat!

Disturb the Universe on August 10, 2010 at 8:44 AM

If you want to get information on how to contribute to this go to the dailygut.com webpage and on the top left corner is a link to contact Greg,

just fill in your email address and let him know in the comment page that you are interested in making a donation.

Ricki on August 10, 2010 at 8:50 AM

I’d go with a Barbecue place, specializing in pork. That wonderful aroma of smoked ham wafting through the area would surely attract many a customer!

michaelo on August 10, 2010 at 8:53 AM

Why not? After all, Bloomberg says it’s esssentially a message of choice in NYC. It could come NY’s biggest tourist attraction very quickly. Money maker, tax producer and create’s jobs. What’s not to like!

jeanie on August 10, 2010 at 8:54 AM

Awesome. Will Bloomberg lead the charge to shut down a bar simply because of the sexual orientation of the clientele?

hawksruleva on August 10, 2010 at 9:06 AM

I’d go with a Barbecue place, specializing in pork. That wonderful aroma of smoked ham wafting through the area would surely attract many a customer!

michaelo on August 10, 2010 at 8:53 AM

With a big neon piggy outside.

I’d like to see the whole area populated with such businesses.

There needs to be a pet grooming establishment, too. It could be named Infidel Dog.

Disturb the Universe on August 10, 2010 at 9:10 AM

michaelo on August 10, 2010 at 8:53 AM

They can serve BBQ pork sandwiches between dances…

ladyingray on August 10, 2010 at 9:10 AM

michaelo on August 10, 2010 at 8:53 AM

Call it BBQ Mecca.

Disturb the Universe on August 10, 2010 at 9:12 AM

michaelo on August 10, 2010 at 8:53 AM

I was thinking that since they are a 24 hour bar serving BBQ during the evening hours and bacon and eggs during the morning hours would just about seal the deal. It don’t get no better than that.

BetseyRoss on August 10, 2010 at 9:12 AM

I cannot believe this thread went on all night and is still going, and as someone said–no trolls! Think this is the first thread with no trolls evah!

lovingmyUSA on August 10, 2010 at 9:14 AM

“Why not? After all, Bloomberg says it’s esssentially a message of choice in NYC.”

That just shows what a hypocritical pus-bag Bloomberg is. He’s completely and thoroughly anti-libertarian on every issue.

Except this one…

ebrown2 on August 10, 2010 at 9:32 AM

I cannot believe this thread went on all night and is still going, and as someone said–no trolls! Think this is the first thread with no trolls evah!

lovingmyUSA on August 10, 2010 at 9:14 AM

What can they do? Come out directly in favor of “homophobia?”

Gutfeld’s brilliant.

ebrown2 on August 10, 2010 at 9:33 AM

I never thought I’d be seriously considering donating to this kind of cause…but the ideas being tossed around are a laugh a minute!

An idea of my own: Bomb-turbaned Mohammed stickers in the urinals.

Dark-Star on August 10, 2010 at 9:37 AM

Please name the Muslim strip club Uncovered Meat!

Disturb the Universe on August 10, 2010 at 8:44 AM

Not bad. Could try “Ak-Bar”

Greek Fire on August 10, 2010 at 9:43 AM

“Ak-Bar”

I propose:

Gaggin’ Akbar’s Ass Bar

GTR640 on August 10, 2010 at 9:49 AM

I’m thinking of becoming a street vendor. No hot dogs.

Just fresh eggs.

rogersnowden on August 10, 2010 at 9:51 AM

Martel’s Hammer

…or some kind of play off the word Crusade would be delish.

anuts on August 10, 2010 at 9:51 AM

What can they do? Come out directly in favor of “homophobia?”

Gutfeld’s brilliant.

ebrown2 on August 10, 2010 at 9:33 AM

Yeah, and they probably will … or, they’ll threaten Gutfeld with a lawsuit and try to drain him dry, or threaten him physically. This is who they are and what they do. The Muslim Mafia.

There isn’t one place on the planet where Islam gets along with non-Muslims.

darwin on August 10, 2010 at 9:51 AM

The only way you would get more postings on a thread is if Palin was one of his financial backers!!!

barnone on August 10, 2010 at 9:58 AM

Burqa’s Secret

or

Under the Burqa

Koa on August 10, 2010 at 9:58 AM

Oh wait… if Palin was an invester…

Palins’MusMeat market

barnone on August 10, 2010 at 9:59 AM

I suggested 3 slogans for this new establishment last night. I now have a fourth:

“Where You Can Strap On More than Just a Bomb Vest”

OneVision on August 10, 2010 at 10:00 AM

House band: The Honor Killers

dont taze me bro on August 10, 2010 at 10:04 AM

Okay, can’t stop:

“My Sharia Amour”

Nothing but Stevie Wonder songs, all the time.

Scott P on August 10, 2010 at 10:15 AM

Is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

dont taze me bro on August 10, 2010 at 10:23 AM

Is “Mohammed’s Pulled Pork” the name of the Gay Bar or the Barbecue joint?

serendip2b on August 10, 2010 at 10:27 AM

Is “Mohammed’s Pulled Pork” the name of the Gay Bar or the Barbecue joint?

serendip2b on August 10, 2010 at 10:27 AM

Yes

Koa on August 10, 2010 at 10:29 AM

Mohammed’s Dirty Dog

Koa on August 10, 2010 at 10:31 AM

Big Gay Al’s Qaeda?

Laura in Maryland on August 10, 2010 at 10:46 AM

Yeah, and they probably will … or, they’ll threaten Gutfeld with a lawsuit and try to drain him dry, or threaten him physically. This is who they are and what they do. The Muslim Mafia.

There isn’t one place on the planet where Islam gets along with non-Muslims.

darwin on August 10, 2010 at 9:51 AM

I meant the liberal trolls here. I’m fully aware of the “heavenly deception” of taqiyya that the Islamist filth practice, and the one standard for themselves and the slave standard for everyone else.

ebrown2 on August 10, 2010 at 10:55 AM

Come together

Schadenfreude on August 10, 2010 at 10:56 AM

They can form their own security.

The Al0-C*cksa Mosque Martyr’s Brigade.

Holger on August 10, 2010 at 10:58 AM

….should open a franchise upwind.

Nathan_OH on August 10, 2010 at 11:07 AM

How about “Show Me the Pork”

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 11:19 AM

or “Religion of Piece”

This is fun………

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 11:20 AM

I look forward to the congratulatory Mike Bloomberg press conference

A gold star for that comment. I hope Gutfield takes his request directly to the old Buffoon Bloomberg on camera.

I hope it is not just talk. Someone has to take these hypocrites down, fast.

They have hardened their positions around rank stupidity and the only way to change them now is a frontal attack.

If NYC gives in on this islamist demand to destroy the memorialization of the WTC slaughter, it will signal the world we are on our knees before terrorism

The charade has to be stopped. Go Gutfeld

entagor on August 10, 2010 at 11:27 AM

Porkers…

PatriotRider on August 10, 2010 at 11:28 AM

Islam A Go GO

Koa on August 10, 2010 at 11:39 AM

OMG, you people are too funny! I am loving this! And completely supportive of Gutfeld.

Ms. Right on August 10, 2010 at 11:45 AM

“My Sharia Amour”

Nothing but Stevie Wonder songs, all the time.

Scott P on August 10, 2010 at 10:15 AM”

Fantastic!!!!

Star20 on August 10, 2010 at 11:46 AM

“Big Gay Al’s Qaeda?

Laura in Maryland on August 10, 2010 at 10:46 AM”

LMAO! Brilliant!

Ms. Right on August 10, 2010 at 11:46 AM

We can call the upcoming debate ‘The Battle of Gaybar’. For those who do not know, The Battle of Kaibar was a Muslim conquest.

Holger on August 10, 2010 at 11:50 AM

I’d recommend it be called “Funky Cold Medina,” but there are probably copyright issues with Tone Loc there.

Blacklake on August 10, 2010 at 11:50 AM

This Christian says: go, Greg, go!!!

baldilocks on August 10, 2010 at 11:52 AM

Whack A Mo’

bluemarlin on August 10, 2010 at 11:53 AM

Allahs House of Crossed Swords

Koa on August 10, 2010 at 11:58 AM

Seriously, Gutfeld just rose significantly in my estimation. This is beyond brillant.
I am in full support as well. Nothing (besides, maybe, global warming) hits me more strongly that the utter hypocrisy of a liberal alliance with Islam.
This brings to mind the hijackers partying it up prior to 9/11. Why not provide the poor religous fanatics with easy access to what they really want?
Go Gutfeld!

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 12:01 PM

Mohammed’s Loincloth

“Discover his Koran”

Demosthenes on August 10, 2010 at 12:07 PM

Allah carte

Schadenfreude on August 10, 2010 at 12:09 PM

The Burqa’d Bull

Koa on August 10, 2010 at 12:10 PM

Tit-for-Tat’s

RalphyBoy on August 10, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Ground Queero is my vote so far.

Dash on August 10, 2010 at 12:13 PM

I fear we would see someone strap bombs to themselves, walk in and blow the place up. You know…like the do everywhere else. Is Greg going to put in a metal detector? Hope so.

ramrants on August 10, 2010 at 12:13 PM

Café Down Low Mo…

RalphyBoy on August 10, 2010 at 12:22 PM

Yeah right, they would try to blow it up but they would have to be very careful or they would blow their own mosques to bits………….tough little situation for the martyrs.

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 12:23 PM

RalphyBoy on August 10, 2010 at 12:22 PM

That one is probably in Chicago already, complete with a basketball court.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 12:24 PM

Rug Burns… BYOR

RalphyBoy on August 10, 2010 at 12:27 PM

…..tough little situation for the martyrs.

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 12:23 PM

Martyrs my ass.

(‘That’s what HE said’)

dont taze me bro on August 10, 2010 at 12:29 PM

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 12:24 PM

-
So, your sayin it might swing both ways?

RalphyBoy on August 10, 2010 at 12:31 PM

Will there be entertainment? I think they should have a nightly drag queen revue, featuring Marilyn Monroe, Barbara Streisand, Judy Garland, and Cher lookalikes, coming out on stage in burqas before flinging them off… flamboyantly, of course.

RebeccaH on August 10, 2010 at 12:34 PM

Piggly Wiggly.

HornetSting on August 10, 2010 at 12:43 PM

The Base

— or —

Pretty
Boys
Understand
Haraam

hillbillyjim on August 10, 2010 at 12:44 PM

Piggly Wiggly.

HornetSting on August 10, 2010 at 12:43 PM

Bwahahaha! Groceries.

It’s a shame that’s already taken.

Groceries.

hillbillyjim on August 10, 2010 at 12:46 PM

RalphyBoy on August 10, 2010 at 12:31 PM

Not saying anything…………..just saying that down low stuff seems pretty popular in Chi Town.

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 12:49 PM

Pulled Porker

HornetSting on August 10, 2010 at 12:52 PM

OsamaBinLovin

faraway on August 10, 2010 at 12:54 PM

It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah Allah Akbar!
It’s Raining Men! Amen!
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah Allah Akbar!
It’s Raining Men! Amen!

Mojave Mark on August 10, 2010 at 12:55 PM

Leftys

faraway on August 10, 2010 at 12:56 PM

Mojave Mark on August 10, 2010 at 12:55 PM

lol

cmsinaz on August 10, 2010 at 12:57 PM

I salute this effort, but really if he wants to make the big bucks he needs to have a back room devoted to devotees of goats and other critters, ’cause based on all the Wikileaks vids I’ve seen, that’s how our friends over there roll, apparently.

Y-not on August 10, 2010 at 1:06 PM

I salute this effort, but really if he wants to make the big bucks he needs to have a back room devoted to devotees of goats and other critters, ’cause based on all the Wikileaks vids I’ve seen, that’s how our friends over there roll, apparently.

Y-not on August 10, 2010 at 1:06 PM

Somebody already suggested that Greg should invest in a herd of goats for big time moolah.

HornetSting on August 10, 2010 at 1:13 PM

Jihad Wad

Makin’ Bacon

Viennese Waltz

Jihad Joes

Dhimmi Dhimmi

Jizya Joint

. . . Why stop at one establishment? Let’s buy the block! Jewish delis, strip clubs, bbq joints, hot dog carts, kennels, goat petting zoos, all blaring their favorites 5 times a day :).

Opinionator on August 10, 2010 at 1:21 PM

Just read that Gov. Paterson is offering taxpayers money to the mosque if they’ll relocate further away. I guess “separation of church and state” doesn’t apply when the two parties are Democrats and Muslims.

Sharke on August 10, 2010 at 1:47 PM

Sharke, I’ll bet they don’t move.
In this case that taxpayer’s money is probably safe.

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 1:59 PM

The urge to offend Muslims at large is not prejudiced or bigoted. This is obvious.

The Race Card on August 10, 2010 at 1:59 PM

Losing proposition, there are no gay moosies, Iran’s Prez told me so.

Alden Pyle on August 10, 2010 at 2:09 PM

Unihorn Ranch

bluemarlin on August 10, 2010 at 2:18 PM

I fear we would see someone strap bombs to themselves, walk in and blow the place up….

ramrants on August 10, 2010 at 12:13 PM

You were close:

“I fear we would see someone strap bombs to themselves, walk in and blow… “

Yoop on August 10, 2010 at 2:22 PM

666 comments…one more, you evil infidels!

HornetSting on August 10, 2010 at 2:43 PM

Midnight in the O’asses

serendip2b on August 10, 2010 at 2:45 PM

The Race Card on August 10, 2010 at 1:59 PM

Ha. As opposed to the building of a super mosque at ground zero?

ORconservative on August 10, 2010 at 2:58 PM

Fecal Matta Hari…

Seven Percent Solution on August 10, 2010 at 3:04 PM

If you don’t find Gutfeld funny, your sense of humor sucks.

If you find Jon Stewart funnier than Gutfeld, your sense of humor REALLY sucks!

Bizarro No. 1 on August 10, 2010 at 3:24 AM

I used to do stand up comedy in Southern California for a while.

Gutfield just isn’t funny.

Conservative Samizdat on August 10, 2010 at 3:32 PM

The Pink Ram A Don

Laura in Maryland on August 10, 2010 at 3:44 PM

Sheik Yerbooty?

Conservalicious on August 10, 2010 at 3:50 PM

“The Mohammatician”

Flamers welcome…. NON-fire type that is…..

44Magnum on August 10, 2010 at 3:51 PM

I used to do stand up comedy in Southern California for a while.

Gutfield just isn’t funny.

Conservative Samizdat on August 10, 2010 at 3:32 PM

Says the guy who “used to do stand up” about the guy who has his own show on FOX.

Jealous much?

Disturb the Universe on August 10, 2010 at 3:55 PM

The urge to offend Muslims at large is not prejudiced or bigoted. This is obvious.

The Race Card on August 10, 2010 at 1:59 PM

Why should this offend “Muslims at large?” It seems that there are plenty of non-Islamist Muslims who are willing to go on the public record in opposition to this sham of a “mosque.”

If it does, why can’t they express themselves in a free and open manner according to OUR traditions, Punky Brewster?
Is the god “Allah” so small that he has to have filthy little murderers act on his behalf?

Are you going to bust out your ridiculous dis-analogy again?

ebrown2 on August 10, 2010 at 4:04 PM

The Crescent Roll

Fuquay Steve on August 10, 2010 at 4:08 PM

Hope we can get a franchise going here in So Calif.
A mosque near here needs an adjoining club for recently married same sex celebrants.

dragondrop on August 10, 2010 at 4:18 PM

Infidelities…

Haiku Guy on August 10, 2010 at 4:23 PM

LOL!

Grow Fins on August 10, 2010 at 4:26 PM

The Velvet Scimitar

Scott Free on August 10, 2010 at 4:30 PM

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