Video: The Eva Mendes s.ex tape
posted at 2:32 pm on August 5, 2010 by Ed Morrissey
How about a mid-afternoon palate cleanser from one of the most popular actresses in Hollywood — and apparently on Google, too? Eva Mendes responds to a rapidly growing Google search for a sex tape involving her by providing the product that her public demands. In an “advertisement” on Funny or Die, Mendes notes the flexibility of the Eva Mendes S.Ex Tape for the “dirtiest,” “nastiest” needs of her customers:
Yesterday, when I first tweeted this clip, a couple of followers assumed that someone hacked my account. Rest assured, this is entirely safe for work, except for those bosses that don’t appreciate social satire. It’s a hilarious send-up of the recent phenomenon of demand for celebrity voyeurism, and those celebrities that encourage it. Kudos to Mendes for having a sense of humor and a brain.
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Ed, You’re a naughty, naughty boy!
/Monty Python off
Laura in Maryland on August 5, 2010 at 2:35 PM
She’s soooooooooo gorgeous.
Bee on August 5, 2010 at 2:37 PM
Too bad she can’t act. Have you SEEN Ghost Rider?
KeepOhioRed on August 5, 2010 at 2:38 PM
Not nice to tease me like that, Edward.
blatantblue on August 5, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Oh, like THAT’s a measure of anyone’s acting. Awful film. Mendes was great in “Hitch,” though, and other films.
Ed Morrissey on August 5, 2010 at 2:40 PM
I suppose if it had actually been funny, then I would have been expected to pay $10.
DFCtomm on August 5, 2010 at 2:41 PM
Now THAT’S originality.
listens2glenn on August 5, 2010 at 2:41 PM
Serious question: Who is Eva Mendes and why should I care?
RadClown on August 5, 2010 at 2:42 PM
Someone has a crush. Ed and Eva sitting in a tree k i s s i n g.
DFCtomm on August 5, 2010 at 2:42 PM
why can’t it be a real sex tape? I would actually pay good money for that
Doctor Zhivago on August 5, 2010 at 2:42 PM
I ordered a couple of tapes.
faraway on August 5, 2010 at 2:43 PM
Amusing.
coyoterex on August 5, 2010 at 2:43 PM
she was good in Training Day, great topless shot of her to boot.
Doctor Zhivago on August 5, 2010 at 2:44 PM
And we know that someone is not Allah because Eva is not a man and/or in early stages of putrefaction.
Darth Executor on August 5, 2010 at 2:44 PM
heh, that’s funny
ted c on August 5, 2010 at 2:44 PM
She could probably make some money off of that by selling it online. You get the ‘tape’ and the video sent to you for the low, low, price of $19.95.
sharrukin on August 5, 2010 at 2:44 PM
Haha. But will it blend?
El_Terrible on August 5, 2010 at 2:44 PM
I couldn’t even tell that was her…Nicolas cages acting was so bad I tuned out everything except the animation.
Now, Spirit on the other hand……
Fighton03 on August 5, 2010 at 2:46 PM
Hawt…!
Seven Percent Solution on August 5, 2010 at 2:47 PM
I bet she has a great personality.
therightwinger on August 5, 2010 at 2:47 PM
I have to admit I have no idea who this person is. I guess I don’t get out enough.
But that was funny!
scalleywag on August 5, 2010 at 2:48 PM
Wait… something funny came from Funny or Die?
I think you’re burying the lede here, Ed.
Red Cloud on August 5, 2010 at 2:49 PM
An actress possessing not only one of the best ‘bubble butts’ of all time, but apparently a stinging sense of humor.
Fighton03 on August 5, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Dude, if it has Duct Tape in it, it has to be GOOD.
Skandia Recluse on August 5, 2010 at 2:50 PM
Ed, is that you in the background?
faraway on August 5, 2010 at 2:51 PM
Uh … sure.
Ed Morrissey on August 5, 2010 at 2:52 PM
Not often, but they can be funny on occassion.
Redneck Advertising was funny.
sharrukin on August 5, 2010 at 2:53 PM
She shows her boobies every time she’s on camera in ‘Training Day’ – which is why that’s a pretty awesome movie.
lorien1973 on August 5, 2010 at 2:54 PM
This is the first time Funny or Die has actually been funny in ages.
Emily M. on August 5, 2010 at 2:54 PM
She is not blonde enough to completely pull it off.
GnuBreed on August 5, 2010 at 2:55 PM
OH MY GOD BECKY
LOOK AT THAT BUTT!
angryed on August 5, 2010 at 2:56 PM
It was the headline showing up in my feedreader that made it art.
amerpundit on August 5, 2010 at 2:57 PM
The ladies love them some Cap’n Ed.
amerpundit on August 5, 2010 at 2:59 PM
Clearly I’m not cool enough to know who she is.
rihar on August 5, 2010 at 3:01 PM
C’mon, admit it. You’d love it if your head turned into a flaming skull whenever liberals were around.
CurtZHP on August 5, 2010 at 3:03 PM
There was a low-light scene at the end that some IT folks might take issue with. And record for later use.
hawksruleva on August 5, 2010 at 3:03 PM
You’d be surprised. My budget for baseball caps is ridiculous.
hawksruleva on August 5, 2010 at 3:04 PM
I have an “issue” with that as well.
therightwinger on August 5, 2010 at 3:07 PM
ha ha hilarious and clever
DaMav on August 5, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Now I want a real Eva Mendes sex tape even more.
Kensington on August 5, 2010 at 3:18 PM
LOL, out the nose again with the drink.
mechkiller_k on August 5, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Oh thats funny,use tape on a engine piston rod,
oh ya,that really gonna work!!haha
canopfor on August 5, 2010 at 3:22 PM
Another use,putting a cub back together after a
Moma bear tried to rip it apart!!
*Graphic*
“Bear Eats Cub”
A Tale Of The Alaskan Bush
http://www.cargolaw.com/2010nightmare_alaska_cub.html
canopfor on August 5, 2010 at 3:26 PM
F’ing fantastic. Who is Eva Mendes?
doufree on August 5, 2010 at 3:29 PM
Juggs.
no need act…
catmman on August 5, 2010 at 3:29 PM
Yes
Have you SEEN Eva Mendes?
Oldnuke on August 5, 2010 at 3:31 PM
Nice butt!
Gothguy on August 5, 2010 at 3:42 PM
Your standard of what is hilarious is way off. It wasn’t funny in the least. None of that “Funny or Die” sh*t ever is. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
echosyst on August 5, 2010 at 3:44 PM
Lorien is
happydisappointed.Tim Burton on August 5, 2010 at 3:48 PM
Can I buy in bulk?
Tim Burton on August 5, 2010 at 3:49 PM
She’s better in We Own the Night.
Tim Burton on August 5, 2010 at 3:50 PM
Way more then a beautiful face, and hot body…
right2bright on August 5, 2010 at 3:53 PM
She was in Training Day, right?
Not bad, but not high on my list. Call me when there’s a fake Gemma Arterton sex tape.
MadisonConservative on August 5, 2010 at 3:57 PM
Of course what we’re all really waiting for is the AP sex tape!
But its AP, so we’ll be waiting for a long, long time…
I kid! I kid!!
catmman on August 5, 2010 at 4:00 PM
Never heard of her. But she’s a definite hottie.
thekingtut on August 5, 2010 at 4:03 PM
True, true, Ed. Ridiculous movie.
KeepOhioRed on August 5, 2010 at 4:06 PM
She is gorgeous, but I never knew that she had a sense of humor, too. And frankly, she looks really good in night vision green.
Physics Geek on August 5, 2010 at 4:07 PM
Anything connected even in the slightest way with Will Ferrell is automatically not funny, so…not funny. That website name is such a tease…he still hasn’t died yet.
Now, with the disclaimer out of the way…Eva isn’t funny either. If you don’t want to become the subject of Rule 34 searches, don’t become famous.
James on August 5, 2010 at 4:12 PM
UNHH ! ..Double up.. UNHH! UNHH!
birdhurd on August 5, 2010 at 4:18 PM
Does the First Mate know the Cap’n is spreading porn on the internet?
BobMbx on August 5, 2010 at 4:35 PM
That was the first and ONLY thing from “Funny or Die” that I’ve found vaguely funny…
So kudos for Eva Mendes having a sense of humour.
Canucker on August 5, 2010 at 4:47 PM
I think the green chick looks better than the other one in the clip.
I dunno but I have always had a soft spot for women from Rigel 7.
vinceautmorire on August 5, 2010 at 4:59 PM
Doh. What was I thinkin? The green women are from Orion not Rigel.
*hangs trekker head in failure*
vinceautmorire on August 5, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Hawt.
Jaibones on August 5, 2010 at 5:25 PM
I don’t think that is one bit funny. But I guess if you are a guy, you might. Maybe. If you are desperate.
bloggless on August 5, 2010 at 10:04 PM
How do you keep the glue on the tape from melting in your hands as you run that commercial over and over in your head …
Woody
woodcdi on August 5, 2010 at 11:11 PM
Or maybe if you’re just a little bit PO’d that ignorant make themselves famous (as opposed to infamous) for making green screen porno’s…bad ones too I might add. It’s a little telling that the only reason anyone pays attention to Hilton or the Kardashian of the week is their poor fellatio skills.
Fighton03 on August 6, 2010 at 1:39 AM
First funny thing from funny or die, interesting. Even more is what a beautiful creature Eva Mendes is.
HotAirExpert on August 6, 2010 at 2:48 AM
That wasn’t so hilarious. I barely smiled. Maybe it’s a guy thing.
SukieTawdry on August 6, 2010 at 2:34 PM
I always thought that woman was Carmen Electra.
Kevin M on August 7, 2010 at 10:55 AM