True bromance: Glenn Beck can’t get enough of the sweet, sweet Chris Christie porn

posted at 8:24 pm on July 30, 2010 by Allahpundit

Via the Right Scoop, a lesson in how porn addiction develops. At first the tamer stuff, like Christie yelling at reporters, is enough to satisfy you. But soon it’s not. Soon you need something dirtier to get your thrills, like Christie yelling at unionized schoolteachers and then being tsk-tsked for it by Mika Brzezinski on “Morning Joe.” Before you know it, you’re staying up all night to download gonzo videos of him vetoing spending bills. Some of you know only too well what I mean, alas.

Two clips for you, the first from his “Morning Joe” appearance on Wednesday (for which we’ve been getting a steady stream of e-mail requests) and the second of Beck. Stick with the latter; as usual with GB, it gets funnier as it goes along.

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It’s Mika Brzezinski.

ddh on July 30, 2010 at 8:28 PM

Morning Joe?

More like Morning Wood

blatantblue on July 30, 2010 at 8:29 PM

Who’s Mike Brzezinski — Mika’s tsk-tsking older brother?

KS Rex on July 30, 2010 at 8:29 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH gawd,I don`t smoke,
but,I`m going to need a cigerette after
this porn tho,haha!!

canopfor on July 30, 2010 at 8:31 PM

Barry White was a nice touch…

Seven Percent Solution on July 30, 2010 at 8:33 PM

It’s Mika Brzezinski.

ddh on July 30, 2010 at 8:28 PM

Sometimes, early in the morning, she looks like a Mike Brzezinski.

swamp_yankee on July 30, 2010 at 8:35 PM

Oh honey, talk like Chris Christie in my ear!

annoyinglittletwerp on July 30, 2010 at 8:35 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH gawd,I don`t smoke,
but,I`m going to need a cigerette after
this porn tho,haha!!

canopfor on July 30, 2010 at 8:31 PM

Chocolate covered bacon works
just as well..jusayin

macncheez on July 30, 2010 at 8:36 PM

This is why I like Glenn on the radio, and don’t care for his tv show. They have a blast on the radio.

di butler on July 30, 2010 at 8:37 PM

I’ve been catching Beck on radio lately. They’re really funny. As the saying goes– Beck’s sidekicks definitely have faces for radio. But they’re hilarious together.

conservative pilgrim on July 30, 2010 at 8:38 PM

Chris Christie: The first politician ever to have a sex position named in his honor.

blatantblue on July 30, 2010 at 8:38 PM

canopfor on July 30, 2010 at 8:31 PM
===================================
Chocolate covered bacon works
just as well..jusayin

macncheez on July 30, 2010 at 8:36 PM

macncheez:*Drooling*,haha:)

canopfor on July 30, 2010 at 8:43 PM

Oh Chris, give me a reach around and whisper “spending freeze” in my ear!

azkenreid on July 30, 2010 at 8:44 PM

Beck’s starts at 2:30…hilarious. I’ve listened to this a few times today. The unbuttoning of the shirt makes me cry…

Great clip.

Bee on July 30, 2010 at 8:50 PM

He called the teachers greedy. Oh the humanity!

GnuBreed on July 30, 2010 at 8:56 PM

This is why I like Glenn on the radio, and don’t care for his tv show. They have a blast on the radio.

di butler on July 30, 2010 at 8:37 PM

He seems to do as good of a job getting his point across but with more comedy on the radio show. But at the same time the format might not translate as well to TV. it is more like listening to a couple of guys just talking about what is going on.

cobrakai99 on July 30, 2010 at 8:57 PM

Before you know it, you’re staying up all night to download gonzo videos of him vetoing spending bills. Some of you know only too well what I mean, alas.

True beta-maleness.

rbj on July 30, 2010 at 9:00 PM

Glenn has fun on the radio

Saves the tears for the television

blatantblue on July 30, 2010 at 9:01 PM

After the last few clips posted here which really made me laugh, I checked to see when Glenn Beck is on the radio here in Hawaii…Right at the same time as Dennis Miller….oh what to do?????

HawaiiLwyr on July 30, 2010 at 9:07 PM

Pretty damned hysterical.

I may have to play that again.

The Ugly American on July 30, 2010 at 9:07 PM

Can Beck say that of Palin while reading her tweets and Facebook notes? lol

LurkerDood on July 30, 2010 at 9:10 PM

More of us have to stand up and call the unions out for their disgraceful greed. Unions are one of the most serious problems our country has. Good for CC for saying it.

slickwillie2001 on July 30, 2010 at 9:20 PM

Oh Chris, give me a reach around and whisper “spending freeze” in my ear!

azkenreid on July 30, 2010 at 8:44 PM

OO EM GEE. That is some funny stuff!

ramrants on July 30, 2010 at 9:29 PM

Even Obama bows to Christie. So a little guy-crush by Beck shoud not be unexpected.

iurockhead on July 30, 2010 at 9:32 PM

Can Beck say that of Palin while reading her tweets and Facebook notes? lol

LurkerDood on July 30, 2010 at 9:10 PM

You know what I’d love even more ?
If our Allah does it, on Red Eye. What say you Allah ?

macncheez on July 30, 2010 at 9:35 PM

After the last few clips posted here which really made me laugh, I checked to see when Glenn Beck is on the radio here in Hawaii…Right at the same time as Dennis Miller….oh what to do?????

HawaiiLwyr on July 30, 2010 at 9:07 PM

Clone thyself.

hillbillyjim on July 30, 2010 at 9:39 PM

I think AP’s got it now.

Glenn Beck radio > Glenn Beck TV

Good Lt on July 30, 2010 at 9:47 PM

I too am so hot for Chris Christie. He’s on the free five list for sure.

Monica on July 30, 2010 at 9:50 PM

Like a lot of us here, I heard this live today.

It was GREAT!

This is why I like Glenn on the radio, and don’t care for his tv show. They have a blast on the radio.

di butler on July 30, 2010 at 8:37 PM

Yes sir, they sure do! The 4th hour can be funnier yet, if you’re willing to ‘pay the extra mile’.

listens2glenn on July 30, 2010 at 9:52 PM

In Chicago Glenn’s on AM560 against Cisco Cotto(an OUTSTANDING local guy) on WLS. Glenn’s great but I’ve met Cisco and he has a sexy voice…but not as sexy as Chris Christie’s.
Decisions Decisions.

annoyinglittletwerp on July 30, 2010 at 9:53 PM

It’s been a while since Glenn cried on tv. However, when you feel as deeply about G-d/family/country as he does, and I know that he does, it is expected. I love his banter with his friends on radio, too. It really lends itself to radio, probably not tv.
So many people just crave Christie. He is a real MAN, compared to the skinny “O”. I sure wish we could draft him for 2012. Boy wouldn’t the debates be great….?

Bambi on July 30, 2010 at 9:58 PM

Remember everybody, Glenn Beck is just trying to rip off your grandparents:
http://i.imgur.com/Hbwq1.jpg

ernesto on July 30, 2010 at 10:05 PM

ernesto on July 30, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Get a life!

Bambi on July 30, 2010 at 10:08 PM

Remember everybody, Glenn Beck is just trying to rip off your grandparents:
http://i.imgur.com/Hbwq1.jpg

ernesto on July 30, 2010 at 10:05 PM

My grandparents died years ago but thanks for your concern anyway.
///sarc.

annoyinglittletwerp on July 30, 2010 at 10:10 PM

Remember everybody, Glenn Beck is just trying to rip off your grandparents

ernesto on July 30, 2010 at 10:05 PM

I got a better flow chart:

http://tinyurl.com/gbrcb

Good Lt on July 30, 2010 at 10:17 PM

I want to crank up that audio clip so loud to the point of my conservative neighbors ending up lighting cigarettes as well!

A Christie/Palin ticket would sooooo put me in true Utopia!

*drool*

itzWicks on July 30, 2010 at 10:23 PM

blatantblue on July 30, 2010 at 9:01 PM

Yeah he’s a ton better on the radio. Sometimes he does the tears thing, but he’s at his best when he’s makin with the funny.

lorien1973 on July 30, 2010 at 10:25 PM

ernesto on July 30, 2010 at 10:05 PM

Social security has been doing this for 60 years and no one complains.

lorien1973 on July 30, 2010 at 10:28 PM

I love Chris Christie-a man who is not afraid to tell the truth and actually defend himself by going on the offensive against the ridiculous taunts about ‘hating _________________’ (fill in the blank w/ the public sector worker). He has a backbone is intelligent, and is articulate. He is the anti-Bush in terms of fighting back and going on the offensive-unfortunately Bush allowed himself to be a pinata for 8 years, thus demoralizing his base. Go Christie Go!!

sDs61678 on July 30, 2010 at 10:28 PM

I got a better flow chart:

http://tinyurl.com/gbrcb

Good Lt on July 30, 2010 at 10:17 PM

ROTFL

annoyinglittletwerp on July 30, 2010 at 10:42 PM

I suggest this clip if you want to see something funny. Has to do with Olbermann’s response to the Sherrod debacle.
http://hotair.com/archives/2010/07/22/video-glenn-beck-and-crew-in-hysterics-over-olbermanns-special-comment/

LarryG on July 30, 2010 at 10:52 PM

Oh honey, talk like Chris Christie in my ear!

annoyinglittletwerp on July 30, 2010 at 8:35 PM

(whispers)…”You could do something else…”

That Amy Madigan sounding teacher cracks me up so hard when she declares how she’s worth more, then admonishes that “teachers do it ’cause they LOVE it”.

Darlin’ thy name is bullsh*t.

You could do something else…

(ok I need a ciggy now)

Wanderlust on July 30, 2010 at 11:24 PM

If two radio shows are up against each other, this is how you listen to them both:

Find a radio station that plays one of them at a different time, then listen to the streaming radio over the Internet.

or

Subscribe to one of them.

Most of them charge a whole $6.95 a month, and if you buy a year at a time, it’s nearly half that.

dicentra63 on July 30, 2010 at 11:56 PM

At the very least, maybe Christie has stopped those disgusting ads that the teacher unions take out where they equate salary freezes with “hurting the children.” This line of BS would terrify most of our hack politicians.

johnboy on July 31, 2010 at 12:00 AM

Nobody sends up Adam “The American Taliban” Gadahn better than Glenn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M146JBIuT64

dicentra63 on July 31, 2010 at 12:08 AM

Nobody sends up Adam “The American Taliban” Gadahn better than Glenn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M146JBIuT64

dicentra63 on July 31, 2010 at 12:08 AM

That one doesn’t get old. LoL

annoyinglittletwerp on July 31, 2010 at 12:14 AM

allahpundit, it beats spankin’ it to HuffPo hitpieces on Palin.

rayra on July 31, 2010 at 12:22 AM

Morning Joke would be watchable without Mika. Great guests, they change it up a little with different panelists. I love old Pat, but Mika acting like the snarky big sister forced to baby sit her brothers, talking over everyone, the drum rolling, and back ground noise is hideous. Where is their studio, some bus station cafeteria?

borntoraisehogs on July 31, 2010 at 1:38 AM

Of course Mika has to humiliate him at the end of the segment with all of her banal BS about her g.d. “fun run”, and emasculates him in front of his wife.

Hey Mika? F. U.

Purple Fury on July 31, 2010 at 1:47 AM

Mika Brzezinski always looks like this to me:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3186/2292403118_6f26c4fe25.jpg
Kinda eerie, isn’t it?

mrt721 on July 31, 2010 at 2:00 AM

It’s Mika, this is the woman who was mugged outside of a Washington Hotel, and only had $6 in cash. Does anyone remember that besides me?

http://hotair.com/archives/2008/12/18/video-mika-mugged-then-forced-to-listen-to-scarborough-talk-about-it/

Snake307 on July 31, 2010 at 6:15 AM

You cut those teachers pay you big bully!!!, no, the union wouldn’t let me.

So, did Mika fail to research the accusations against Christie? Did she take the clip out of context? I think people have been hanging Breitbart by his thumbs because the people who HAD the rest of the video, didn’t watch it.

Mika is as bad or worse than Breitbart, Visak, the NAACP, the White House and the rest of the media.

“This is weightism straight up. This about hating a Fat man in the Governors House.”

barnone on July 31, 2010 at 9:34 AM

Mika is irrelevant to any serious conversation, and I especially love when she tries to belittle Sarah Palin, a woman of many accomplishments whose book outsold Mika’s by a gazillion, despite all the televised book signings by Mika and Joe. Mika has no creds to be commenting like she does, except of course when she admits to getting White House e-mails when she’s on air so she can push their talking points. Another elitist mouthpiece whose phony disdain for “Joe and the boys” is getting old, another “special” TV personality whose opinions carry the most weight in her own mind.

oldoldbabs on July 31, 2010 at 9:56 AM

Please, Glenn do not become our version of Chris Matthews. Chris Mathews is destroying the libs credibility very well all by himself.

MSGTAS on July 31, 2010 at 10:56 AM

I love my Chris Christie!
and an earlier commenter noted that in the end Mika had to come around to CC’s weight. Despicable. As if he is somehow deficient because he is battling a weight problem and in an effort to humilate him because he is a thousand times smarter and sharper than she is. Pathetic.

Willie on July 31, 2010 at 11:14 AM

After the last few clips posted here which really made me laugh, I checked to see when Glenn Beck is on the radio here in Hawaii…Right at the same time as Dennis Miller….oh what to do?????

HawaiiLwyr on July 30, 2010 at 9:07 PM

Buy one of these and record one show.
http://www.ccrane.com/radios/am-fm-radios/cc-witness.aspx

opusrex on July 31, 2010 at 11:34 AM