Navy warns Marines about Russian spy: Beware of women this hot

posted at 8:10 pm on July 2, 2010 by Allahpundit

There’s a lesson here for all of us, my friends.

U.S. Marines preparing for shore leave in the Seychelles islands were having a standard security briefing this week when they were shown photos of a figure who’s been in the news lately: Russian spy suspect Anna Chapman…

“We always mention some of the techniques” spies use to pry secrets from sailors, the officer added. “Namely, the use of good-looking women to lower a man’s defenses…

“These women will elicit from their males what kind of job they have, and determine if they have a security clearance, and then try to develop the relationship further, until the woman believes the male is ready to be approached by the actual case officer, who will then try to recruit him to commit espionage,” the officer said.

Said the officer, “I tell the Marines to imagine such a woman showing interest in them.” Ahem. The good news? Sometimes sexy spies are really stupid, even by the standards of their colleagues. The bad news? Er, isn’t there a big flaw in the counterintel plan here insofar as the Marines, by definition, are alpha males, and are therefore likely to respond to attractive women? What the Corps needs is an elite squad of beta males who are too timid to react — an A-Team of candy-ass RINOs, if you will — to ride herd on the grunts while they’re on leave and in danger of being compromised. Sgt. AP, reporting for duty.

Exit question: Is there any way that America’s “foaming, frothing, fanatic” fee-vah for this woman can get any more intense? Exit answer: Yes.

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Sgt. AP, reporting for duty

Not in MY Corps.

Semper Fi!

Cowboy is a compliment on July 3, 2010 at 2:42 PM

I will post again just to make the post counter hit 200. 199 is so depressing.

Electrongod on July 3, 2010 at 9:31 PM

Not to burst anyone’s bubble here, but:

1. Implants
2. Dyed hair
3. Those teeth are really funky
4. Way too much gum in the smile

I bet she doesn’t even speak real Russian

bloggless on July 3, 2010 at 10:04 PM

Looks like this blog has died. A final point-unless they hold the keys to the launch code shack-a typical EM or low ranking officer- in garrison duty- is of no value to the Russians. What can a drunken EM tell a beautiful Mata Hari in a hotel room ecxcept “thanks for an exceptional night?” The typical EM’s knowledge is limited to his MOS and fundamental training–how to spit-shine shoes with Kiwi, cold water and a cotton ball. Picking up cigarette butts on “police call”. Cleaning grease traps. Close order drill. Setting up wall and footlocker displays. Cleaning rifles.Preventative maintenance on vehicles in a motor pool. All of this known to armies all over the world. EM and lower ranking officers are seldom privy (except in the last few hours) of troop deployments or any other vital information.

as for the beauty of Russian women. That’s true up to a point but then they reach 45 and look like whales wearing kerchiefs.

MaiDee on July 3, 2010 at 10:06 PM

**Then again, I am a straight female so maybe I have different standards.

mistythestripper on July 3, 2010 at 4:31 AM

OK, I’ll bite. What are the standards that a stripper uses to measure the impact of non-fake thingies? ;-)

Yoop on July 3, 2010 at 5:39 AM

LOL, I am not a stripper :-) But I am a natural redhead with no fakes.

mistythestripper on July 3, 2010 at 11:07 PM

LOL, I am not a stripper :-) But I am a natural redhead with no fakes.

mistythestripper on July 3, 2010 at 11:07 PM

Okay mistythestrippernotastripper.

Holger on July 3, 2010 at 11:41 PM

Ahh the honey trap…

lexhamfox on July 4, 2010 at 1:11 AM

Uhhh, the big lesson here is:


Simple, really…

Khun Joe on July 4, 2010 at 9:17 AM

Then again, I am a straight female so maybe I have different standards.
mistythestripper on July 3, 2010 at 4:31 AM

What the Hell’s the world coming to when strippers have standards?
Crazy crap like that is why the Roman Empire collapsed.

LincolntheHun on July 4, 2010 at 11:39 AM

Call for volunteers…

mojo on July 5, 2010 at 5:28 PM

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