Oh my: Taiwanese animators re-create … the Al Gore massage incident
posted at 4:12 pm on June 25, 2010 by Allahpundit
Via Breitbart, 100 seconds of pure horror — and the most uncanny rendering of Al Gore’s essential wooden-ness that you’ll ever see. I realize that the Goracle’s enemies desperately want this story to be true, but c’mon: Al Gore, “crazed sex poodle”? The guy responsible for one of the most awkward public kisses in recent memory? Even Silky Pony was above pawing at masseuses in hotel rooms. Although…
According to a source friendly with the Gores, Al Gore confirmed he received a therapeutic massage in his hotel room that night, and likely from the therapist making the accusation. But, the source said, Gore remembers getting a massage without incident and the therapist leaving on good terms.
Admit it: Haven’t you always suspected that he reproduces asexually, like a Gremlin or something? Unless the masseuse spilled water on him, I’m calling this one not guilty.
As for the clip, believe me when I tell you that it will haunt your dreams. It’s axiomatic but worth repeating: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Brace yourselves, my friends.
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I heard the animation takes off 150 pounds
Oil Can on June 25, 2010 at 4:14 PM
TMI!
Alinsky on June 25, 2010 at 4:15 PM
…must not click link…. wait for tequilia to arrive….Auuugh!!!…waitress bring the bottle…the horror the horror
LincolntheHun on June 25, 2010 at 4:15 PM
I know I could count on you to post this!
Clownballoon on June 25, 2010 at 4:16 PM
The massage lady mistook Al Gore’s intentions. He was only trying to TIPPER.
portlandon on June 25, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Thanks Allah, now tell me just how is it that I’m supposed to sleep tonight after watching this?
This is going to haunt my dreams. Darn you!
ericdondero on June 25, 2010 at 4:16 PM
That’s IT!! I am now deleting ALL my links and the people i follow on Twitter! I will ONLY follow Allah!!! Forevah!!
WhatsRight on June 25, 2010 at 4:17 PM
there is more evidence that Gore did something wrong then there is of global warming.
rob verdi on June 25, 2010 at 4:17 PM
That is funny though, I am still laughing.
rob verdi on June 25, 2010 at 4:19 PM
Someone has “too much time on my hands…too much time on my hands”.
Electrongod on June 25, 2010 at 4:20 PM
There’s no way that’s how it happened. Gore was way fatter than that when he assaulted that woman.
Doughboy on June 25, 2010 at 4:20 PM
This is like that Octopus that predicted the World Cup finals
except the octopus has more credibility than the Goreacle
orfannkyl on June 25, 2010 at 4:21 PM
The humping poodle was hilarious!
txsurveyor on June 25, 2010 at 4:21 PM
Hahahahahahahha!!!!
Cindy Munford on June 25, 2010 at 4:21 PM
That internet invention really backfired.
the_nile on June 25, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Al needs to be A LOT fatter in this film.
Lance Murdock on June 25, 2010 at 4:23 PM
After watching that the only question I have left before I die (hopefully soon) is: Does the Dali Lama need an assistant?
‘Cause it’s off to the Tibetan Monastery for me.
Sex? Heck, I don’t ever want to get naked again.
Oy.
SteveMG on June 25, 2010 at 4:23 PM
Oh baby! I just had to post before I watched. I’m giddy with anticipation. Do you think they used Xtranormal type voices.
DFCtomm on June 25, 2010 at 4:23 PM
When She would not comply, Gore had trouble hiding the decline.
texriot on June 25, 2010 at 4:24 PM
That’s an inconvenient truth.
the_nile on June 25, 2010 at 4:24 PM
I’ll watch after I poured myself a jack & coke..
TN Mom on June 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Rolling on the mother-loving floor laughing my skinny butt off.
Gore should thank the animator. His mojo isn’t even quite “that” sophisticated and his muffin top hasn’t been that small for twenty or so years.
hawkdriver on June 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Wasn’t Al sporting a full beard back then?
McBaine on June 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM
All that “global warming” got icicly Albert heated up…a bit…
The parody and irony in all this is beyond sweet.
It’s fun to watch him ‘explode’, or implode, as his big head would say.
Such arrogance always gets punished. A few in line to get theirs too…
Schadenfreude on June 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM
How do I support the Taiwanese animation industry?
Sharke on June 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM
Just when you think you have seen most everything…Japanese are known for hunting whales…
right2bright on June 25, 2010 at 4:25 PM
LOL @ Google Ad for Thai Massage Training
Joe Caps on June 25, 2010 at 4:26 PM
Jack & coke through the nose, watch out….
right2bright on June 25, 2010 at 4:26 PM
LOL. Nice.
Didn’t she say she kept the pants with the little bits of global warming on them? Seems like a fitting to produce the evidence.
Spirit of 1776 on June 25, 2010 at 4:27 PM
It was good, but I can only imagine what a redubbed Redeye version might be like. Get on this Gutfeld. ASAP!
DFCtomm on June 25, 2010 at 4:27 PM
Allegedly, Algore tried one of his classic lines on the masseuse…..
“My belt has betrayed my pants. It’s off for your pleasure.”
and….
“I, like the planet, have a fever……..in my pants!”
/s
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on June 25, 2010 at 4:28 PM
While funny, I can’t help but be disappointed that they didn’t make al gore models… you seemed to use stock Asian models for everything unlike the old animations where they seemed to attempt to use approximations of subjects in question.
Karmashock on June 25, 2010 at 4:29 PM
He looks like a walking corpse.
Ted Torgerson on June 25, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Not even if Jenny Lopez was the masseuse. I value my peaceful sleep.
Limerick on June 25, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Simply BRILLIANT!
Hurricanes on June 25, 2010 at 4:33 PM
She’s pretty hot for a 54 year-old chick. And Manbearpig looks like a skinny Steven Segal. TWO THUMBS UP
Ugly on June 25, 2010 at 4:34 PM
When I want a massuese from the M4M section Craig’s List they always assume I want more than a massage!
SouthernGent on June 25, 2010 at 4:34 PM
You could use this vid as the opposite of the humpbot. Anytime there’s a bad election result, run this.
Mr. D on June 25, 2010 at 4:35 PM
You two are good!
tim c on June 25, 2010 at 4:35 PM
My sound is not working. Is “Me So Horney” from 2 live Crew playing in the backgound?
Oil Can on June 25, 2010 at 4:36 PM
More globes have been warmed in Al Gore’s hotel room….
Kafir on June 25, 2010 at 4:37 PM
To paraphrase Heston – damn you AP, damn you to HELL!
Wind Rider on June 25, 2010 at 4:40 PM
We interrupt this Gore-y movie for breaking news: Neil Cavuto was just called an a$$hole by his guest, a union “economist” whose name I forget because I was laughing so hard. Cavuto really made him look stupid, which wasn’t that hard to do.
cartooner on June 25, 2010 at 4:41 PM
….and here I was expecting some tentacle porn….
cthulhu on June 25, 2010 at 4:41 PM
God bless the Koreans. But what the heck was with Dubya and Pink in that thought bubble?? Anybody want to translate that?
CityFish on June 25, 2010 at 4:42 PM
I’ll take your word for it AP—-love the opener though—it looks horrifying and would probably haunt me fo sho! alas, i’ll take a pass.
ted c on June 25, 2010 at 4:43 PM
Are you sure this isn’t a video game?
Jimbo3 on June 25, 2010 at 4:44 PM
I.LOVE.THE.INTERNET
rickyricardo on June 25, 2010 at 4:44 PM
dude, that screencap pic is enough to torment me in the wee hours….I think I’ll go out tonight. ciao my fellow beeotches.
ted c on June 25, 2010 at 4:45 PM
They left out the part where he was singing to her with his iPod, about a woman sharing her inner feelings with a man. Now THAT would be hilarious!
A few months ago, the IPCC global-warming guru Rajendra Pachauri wrote a steamy novel about sexual conquests in India. Maybe the Goreacle wanted to live his mentor’s fantasies!
Steve Z on June 25, 2010 at 4:46 PM
Good point. Maybe I’ll skip the coke!
TN Mom on June 25, 2010 at 4:48 PM
I’m not clicking this.
stevezilla on June 25, 2010 at 4:49 PM
WAY much better than manbearpig!
madmonkphotog on June 25, 2010 at 4:49 PM
Anyone here speak Taiwanese (or whateveryoucallit)?
pugwriter on June 25, 2010 at 4:49 PM
Al Gore feeling a little funny in the pants? I won’t go anywhere near that.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 25, 2010 at 4:49 PM
I think you dismiss the allegations too easily.
1. Democrats, including his former boss (how many women did he assault?), seem to feel entitled to take whatever they want.
2. Gore could be THE most self-entitled prig of them all.
3. When did this alleged incident happen in relation to Al Gore’s much noticed and inexplicable disappearance from public view?
4. Coincidence that this comes out just after his wife leaves him?
I don’t dismiss the allegations at all. Indeed, think they would be consistent with his self-destructive, very public, downward spiral.
American Elephant on June 25, 2010 at 4:51 PM
He didn’t reproduce
Tipper did
;-)
macncheez on June 25, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Hey, don’t blame the messenger. If you can’t handle Japanese Tentacle Porn Anime, you probably shouldn’t be on the Internet in the first place.
logis on June 25, 2010 at 4:54 PM
This has totally ruined sex for me for the rest of my life.
Mike Honcho on June 25, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Dang. They left out the tent pole and the inevitable “evidence.” That’s disappointing.
stvnscott on June 25, 2010 at 4:56 PM
The poodle needs to be euthanized….that has to be a form of animal cruelty.
GnuBreed on June 25, 2010 at 4:58 PM
Little being the appropriate word.
VegasRick on June 25, 2010 at 4:58 PM
God bless Taiwan!
dczombie on June 25, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Best part! ;)
Shiny_Tiara on June 25, 2010 at 5:01 PM
I will never, ever, not take AP’s warnings for granted again. Mental bleach, STAT!!!
itzWicks on June 25, 2010 at 5:02 PM
Some folks have way too much time on their hands and too little to do.
ya2daup on June 25, 2010 at 5:03 PM
How’s that climate change work’n out for ya there Al?
I hear Hollywood calling Al, maybe you could play, Oilcan Harry.
Speakup on June 25, 2010 at 5:03 PM
Speaking of little
checkout Bawnee Fwank’s pic of the ‘grab’ headline
on Drudge
macncheez on June 25, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Best video evah!
Claypigeon on June 25, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Why the hell does Al Gore’s animation look like Data from Star Trek?
Holger on June 25, 2010 at 5:07 PM
Just one more reason to defend Taiwan from the commies.
Forget about extending our nuclear umbrella to the Middle East, Taipei baby, Taipei.
SteveMG on June 25, 2010 at 5:08 PM
We don’t see much discussion on this at the AGW bedwetters blogs.
seven on June 25, 2010 at 5:08 PM
This is clearly a smear job.
Norwegian on June 25, 2010 at 5:08 PM
Thread Winner.
Holger on June 25, 2010 at 5:09 PM
L O L !
WisCon on June 25, 2010 at 5:09 PM
Ah, yeah … coming out on Wii any day now … with every one of the cringe-inducing tactile sensations that you can imagine occurred when ManBearPig made his pitch for a “happy ending”.
ya2daup on June 25, 2010 at 5:10 PM
I wish I could speak Eastasian – I couldn’t understand any of it.
fossten on June 25, 2010 at 5:11 PM
It is in Chinese (Mandarin), though the animation is done by Taiwanese.
What do you want to know?
Sir Napsalot on June 25, 2010 at 5:15 PM
Dog humping leg, too much…you don’t need to know the language to understand…
right2bright on June 25, 2010 at 5:16 PM
Al Gore angry… you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Wow – flames.
HotWeaver on June 25, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Allah, in the future, when something extra special happens, could we have Humpy the Sex Poodle in addition to The Humpbot?
wadikitty on June 25, 2010 at 5:20 PM
Needs more poodle
clnurnberg on June 25, 2010 at 5:21 PM
Leave it to the Chinese to make Algore lifelike and natural.
Cicero43 on June 25, 2010 at 5:28 PM
That’s a classic, every quote from Gore needs to be prefaced with that dog on his leg…
right2bright on June 25, 2010 at 5:31 PM
You can hardly tell it’s animation, it is so much like Gore…I bet he wishes he never invented the internet now…
right2bright on June 25, 2010 at 5:32 PM
I know exactly what happened. She was flirting with him and it boosted his ego. So he decided to try and see what he, AL GORE, could get. Then he offered to have drinks with her and I bet you she accepted. She walked into the bedroom with him-
Why? I don’t know. Maybe Al Gore is a smooth talker. I mean, c’mon crazed sex poodle- that’s just HOT!!
However, when he started to put the gas on, she got freaked out (It is Al Gore after all.) and wanted to leave. He started to apologize and paid her to keep shut. And now, some time later, the money ran out.
Or she’s lying.
If so, I still like my version better.
Oh, that crazed sex poodle just get’s my motor running.
xax on June 25, 2010 at 5:36 PM
Al Gore 2007 Academy Award for Documentary.
Al Gore 2010 Academy Award for Nature Film.
viking01 on June 25, 2010 at 5:36 PM
I don’t know if the Wii motion detectors will work in this case….
Jimbo3 on June 25, 2010 at 5:38 PM
Well… dogs do have a thing for trees.
viking01 on June 25, 2010 at 5:40 PM
That was embarrassingly stupid to watch…
ebrawer on June 25, 2010 at 5:45 PM
I was thinking the Gropin’ Gore in the Hotel would make a great comic book or maybe an episode of South Park.
Surprised that Gore being in Oregon he did not ask to see the woman’s beaver. (After all Oregon is the Beaver State.)
There have to be more women out there about ready to tell their story. Gore must have a huge bill for payoffs to these women to keep quiet.
albill on June 25, 2010 at 5:46 PM
THIS is why AP is one of the most hated Americans.
Huzzah!
The Ugly American on June 25, 2010 at 5:55 PM
Not realistic. Too life-like.
di butler on June 25, 2010 at 5:58 PM
Comedy Central should make this into a weekly animated series.
Ratings bonanza.
The Ugly American on June 25, 2010 at 5:58 PM
Must be a guy thing – I am not haunted in the least!
Ann on June 25, 2010 at 6:04 PM
FTFY
Ugly on June 25, 2010 at 6:11 PM
I say GOOD FOR ‘EM.
We need to see more of this, and more often. For far too long, we’ve been subjected to people talking crap about former president Bush and former VP Cheyney. Now the gloves are starting to come off in lampooning and humiliating the criminals of the left, and I’m loving it. We need to see more about meltdowns from the Clintons, the abject and laughable stupidity of Obama, the thuggishness of Axelrod and Emmanuel, etc. Bring it on.
Virus-X on June 25, 2010 at 6:14 PM
Just when I though hentai couldn’t get any more disgusting…
AaronGuzman on June 25, 2010 at 6:17 PM
Man, this is the same type of video game animation you would see as the prelude to one of the Resident Evil video games for Playstation 3!
That being said………….where the zombies, dude?!!!!
pilamaye on June 25, 2010 at 6:21 PM
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