To cleanse the palate, via Cubachi, evidently even the “I’ve been victimized by heartless Rethuglicans” narrative is powerless before CC’s right-wing kung fu. Kudos to this poor guy for standing by his principles at a moment when the welfare state must seem awfully tempting.

It seems like Christie’s been giving an awful lot of town halls lately, doesn’t it? If only there was some cheap, effective way for him to address national conservatives regularly.